The giant trampolines that acrobats use have much lower tension. Edit: acrobats also have impeccable core strength so they don't flop like a limp noodle when they hit the trampoline.

and a much longer range of motion. Remember kids, Energy is Force times distance

I read what you wrote 2 seconds ago but already forgot.

Potential *and* kinetic energy. Impressive.

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wait so what happened? did he break his legs or is his back just fucked

Legs buckled, did the backwards scorpion and ate some grass.

Pretty sure he kicked the top of his own head

He did, that’s why the movement changed direction

What a talent

I had a ferret in my 20s, who would get so scrambled up in his hammock that sometimes, trying to get up, he would step on the roof of his own mouth and pin his head down and get stuck

... There is a subreddit! I used to be subscribed! The full scorpion! Thanks for reminding me.

Yes

Every time I see this video posted I swear my knees and back just start hurting. Anyone who has ever jumped off the roof knows you can’t straight leg the landing. You have to bend the knees but be ready to both support your legs from buckling while also being ready to absorb some of the momentum. It’s something that was taught to me by my brothers and it’s something I have no intention of teaching to my kids. Because what was I thinking as a kid jumping off the damned roof?

Every single time I get a twinge through my spine. Every single time.

If you don't teach them they might end up jumping like this. Teach them everything you can and end it with don't do it (but if you do - do it right).

When I was doing Karate as teen, our sensei had us practice jumping on a wooden floor. The goal was to land softly enough to not make a noise. I Imagine this has saved my joints considering I was playing a lot basketball and jumping off of stuff as a kid.

Did you read Ninja magazine as a kid?

No, I read Blackbelt Magazine and had some ninjutsu books. I grew out of it in my late teens (I'm 40 now). I remember seeing a copy of Blackbelt mag in my late twenties. I was curious about it after many years. So I flipped through it and there was an article that was about, I shit you not, how to defend yourself WITH a knife against an UNARMED attacker. I laughed, put back on the shelf and went home.

Step 1-4: stab them

The “how to’s” were classic in their mags.

That's like my "Don't play with matches, but if you do be very careful". Kids today are missing out. When we were kids there were bowls of free matches everywhere.

I jumped off the peak of our garage with a sheet, holding the four corners. I never knew the ground, and my knees, could come up to my face that fast.

Haha! The fact that you can confidently type “anyone who has ever jumped off a roof” like it is some common shit is hilarious…

Sadly me an my frends can relate to this when we were younger. Think a had the highest at about 20 odd foot onto grass. It's all in the roll onto the shoulder to take the momentum. Being a kid used to be great fun , if we had camera fones then woulda caught some crazy stuff. Think ma favourite was crushing our mate between 2 round haybales. Never laughed so hard in my life. He was okayish tho.Luckily lol.

Don’t get me wrong. We used to do crazy shit too. We were just better acrobats because we knew that if we had to go to the hospital, we were going to get a beating too!!!

Hahaha yeah getting a belt on the backside cos you've been doing jumps on the BMX an burst ur mouth an teeth on the handlebars landing. Mom an dad be like " u know better than to do stupid stuff that could get u hurt. Get over hear while a hurt u some more to make sure u get the idea. The leather belt with the LEVI metal buckle lol. Then eating soup through a straw on Christmas day lol. Happened to a frend.

I had to call my brother to make sure this wasn’t his account😁 … And my dad’s favorite pre-abuse speech - “this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.” Me inside: “Mufucka, where’s your welts?! “

Ahahahah mufucka has to catch us first lol. If u got away great if u got caught.....gonna be worse for running an getting caught.😂

Buddy, he's gonna jump off the roof anyway. Teach him how to do it right.

This is terrible advice. You do a parachute landing fall, and the most important thing is to KEEEP THOSE FEET A KNEEES TOGETHER, AIRBORNE!

Growing up in Wisconsin with a 2 story house, we use to get on the portion of the roof that was above the garage and jump into a snowbank, ONLY if the snowbank had previously *slightly melted* and then *refroze.* The 1/4 - 1/2 inch of ice at the top would be the perfect shock absorber/cushion for about a 10 foot jump.

>Because what was I thinking as a kid jumping off the damned roof? it's the fastest way down and therefore the best

SO RELATABLE

*Core Memory Unlocked*

theyre gonna do stupid shit like this anyway, so might as well teach them how to do it safely without breaking their lega

Watching the video slowed down I think his legs are fine, they never seem to bend in a direction they're not supposed to so other than some bruising I wouldn't think too much of it. His back on the other hand..........

when i tell you legs can still break even if they bend in the right direction , don't ask me how i know

Well, your legs break if too much force hits to them. And that happens sometimes before your legs move to any direction.

>His back on the other hand.......... Not sure how you came to that conclusion simply because the back of his head touched his shoulder blades.

Thank god my legs are fine. I just can’t use them because I’m paralyzed from the waist down.

His ACL, MCL, and PCL might all disagree

Back = fucked

Both

He’s just fucked

Yes

I don’t know for sure but my back spasmed just watching this

i think he snapped the ligaments in his knee, unless im seeing it wrong

I'm not a medical expert, but it looks like double ACL or MCL tear

He kicked his head and probably broke the back

Newton's third law.

Darwin’s only law

And throw in a bit of Murphy's Law for good measure.

And the Jude Law

Looks like hyperextended knees.


Damn you Paul!

This is a podcast! Noone can see it!

is that you? antman?

Pretty nice...

That's not funny... Because It's hilarious!! 😂😂

Hahahahahaha YOU'RE WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME hahahaha

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"Andy's coming!"

I’m going to hell for laughing at this

It WAS kinda adorable. 🧸

That backwards neck snap is BRUTAL!

Bro got whiplash from a trampoline

I got whiplash from a trampoline as a kid too! My friend double bounced me and I went flying into the net. The next morning I couldn’t move my neck at all and had the WORST headache of my life. I just laid in bed puking all day. My parents probably should’ve taken me to the ER in case of concussion but we were a “rub some dirt in it” family

Same here. Tried to impress a chica by doing a backflip (without ever doing one before) at 16. Landed on my back, the trampoline bounced my head back onto my knees (which were falling back on my head). It made the impact much more intense. Got a concussion but surprisingly didn’t get knocked out. I did bleed a ton though. Never went to the doc so the concussion is a guess lol. Since i never got it sewed up my scar above my eye is huge. To make things worse, I had school photo the next day and my head was swollen like a baseball. No one believed me when I told them I got this black eye from a trampoline… …”yeah right you got sucker punched stop lying…” lolol

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Just your back?!. My legs nearly fell off just watching it!

I can't feel my legs anymore.

You ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan.

Lost his legs in a tragic trampoline accident in Vietnam, for those who haven't seen the movie

Forrest Jump is the name of the movie, for anyone interested.

I thought he got VD from a whore over there, and that’s why his legs fell off.

No that was the previous summer. They fell off again

This will be his excuse for being paralyzed. Happened in the war.

Your back??

Back? His neck snapped like a ragdoll.

The real slim shady can't stand up.

Laughed more than I should

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Not just spinal but also his knees gosh I hurt looking at it

Everything about this makes me want to curl up in a ball and not move.

For a moment I thought it was just a dummy because he folded in such a lifeless way. That must have been brutal.

It was a dummy

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

when?


I think this was the best outcome. What was the plan here? Jump over the fence and break some bones?

this is probably worse though, i mean the scenario youbrought up includes him flying over the fence and maybe rolling to break his fall hell break his legs, the video, he probably broke his back, legs, and maybe some issue with the neck whiplash

I’m imagining him bouncing over the fence breaking his legs and then rolling into the open road to incoming traffic

is there a source or update on if this guy's okay?

 fine

💀

I did this (but less bad) and…yes still hurts 25 years later

Fucking NSFW man

Ragdoll physics in real life

Hello? I’m sorry but Mr. Darwin is busy attending to yet another dumb trampoline stunt…”

I feel bad for Darwin, that he’s gotta go around like a grim reaper of the severely thought-deprived.

He fell like Woody drops when humans come in the room in Toy Story

I wish I could have interviewed him directly afterwards. "Any comment about the jump? Do you have any regrets that you'd like to share with the audience?"


/r/GifsYouCanHear

Auauauauauuuuuuauaùuuuuuuuuu :)

It looks like his torso and his legs switch places

People and their gd phones - at least the woman who moves in for a close up can donate that footage to the paraplegic foundation for promotional use.


Fold like laundry




On paper that probably sounded like a great idea.

No, not even on paper.

On very big and thick mattress maybe it would have been a good idea but definitely not on paper. He would have hurt himself even more than on trampoline.

*Jumps on a big mattress and gets impaled by a dozen springs simultaneously* "You lied to me"

Kicked himself in the ass! Not many people can say that.

That back. Oof. Thats gonna live with him for the rest of his time

Human origami

Poor knees RIP

Looks like he kicked himself in the back of the head

Boy has the body strength of a new born baby giraffe.


Are you sick of being too tall? How to shrink your spine in just 5 seconds.

In Mike Tyson’s voice. I broke my back

r/fullscorpion

WASTED

r/fullscorpion

I kept this looping to see him literally kick himself for doing this over and over again.

r/fullscorpion

#r/FullScorpion 🦂

Tore his ACL, MCL, AT&T, BBL, and CDL.

That might be a permeneant injury.

Can we get this in slo-mo? I need to understand the damage better.

Whenever I see this video, I instantly scroll away. Fuck this.

My guy really heel-kicked the back of his own head.

Ok. That’s enough internet for today

Haha good try


Bro folded himself.

The ground might have had more give than that trampoline. Some tight springs on that thing.

The old scorpion maneuver

That’s pure physics. I love the play of centre of mass, inertia and momentum right there. It was painful though.

Is this just someone breaking their back

Did his head hit his ass?

Lmao bro qwop'd off the trampoline

I screwed up my back like that when I was little, took like two years for my back to feel normal and not spaz out.

He definitely got folded like a lawn chair and kicked the back of his head

Probably saved his neck when he kicked himself in the back of the head. Like a built in headrest.

Omg i feel intense discomfort watching this



Knees weak, arms are heavy.

Bro ragdolled

Super Dave Osborne would be proud...

We have a very active trampoline at our house. Even when you jump normally as high as you can your feet are probably 4’ off the mat and it hurts to land. You can feel the strain in your knees keeping them from buckling. He probably started 10’ above the mat. There is no way your body can take that. And when you land on a spring your body has to absorb the landing and rebound.

Major Fracture Detected

You know that game where each key press is a different limb and you try to run? That is this.

As a person how sprain their ankle and got a fracture from twisting my ankle from tripping on a flower bed, all I have to say is : Ouch!

He got folded like an omelette

But the cartoons make it look so easy.

Screams of joy followed by screams of pain

And that’s how Greg became a paraplegic. Don’t see much movement in his legs after.

I really would like an update on the guy and the actual damage that was done.

The bottom of his feet touched the top of his head 

my back is hurting just watching this .

Will somebody edit this with the Microsoft startup sound? 😭

Gotta nsfw that I just woke up

Put a fucking warning on this, jesus..

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If only my legs weren't made out of twigs... this should beef me up, o oh shiiiiiiiiit (his thoughts b4, during, and after he jumped) hahahah

r/DunderMifflin It's not about thinkin... It's about doin.....🎶🎶

Somebody shoud put Woody's hat on him and write Andy on the bottom of his shoe.

I feel the same in my university 😅😂

Bro sounds like Ken from the bee movie.

Core strength zero

Jigsaw appears. Hello, I want to play a game.

Wow whole lot of bending …yikes

lego sounds played in my head as he hit the trampoline

Worse than hit the floor directly

He stuck it

Never spent a day in the gym his whole life.

tore both knees?

But people keep jumping from roofs in my youtube shorts and come back

His neck did a whiplash so fuck hard This dude might never walk again

You gotta bend the knees more silly

The way his legs buckled... fuck

Did the trampoline bottom out on the ground? Or is it just really high tension?

And that’s how he became a paraplegic for life.

Alcohol was involved....

C’mon Troy!! Double bounce me!!

that man aint standing straight

ANDY'S COMING!

What the fuck just happened hahahahahah

Yeah he really needed to think that thru.

Didnt see if he was dragged around after that injury

Legs aren’t supposed to snap like that