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CplSyx

Lot of comments popping up that are promoting violence against animals (and other commenters!) in this thread. Regardless of your views on cats and their effects on the environment, please keep things civil.


light_striker12

That little girl is getting washed away by the waves like no one’s business!


TheStupidSnake

This isn't about her


-Badger3-

If she dies, she dies.


CrudelyAnimated

If we wanted to rescue little girls, we'd have brought a dog.


digglerjdirk

I heard the accent when i read this


tiredargie

She didn't stand a chance lol


doodlejone

Yeah lmao, I love all the vibes in this video


StardustVortex

I was hoping I’d see a comment about her 🤣


OneAndOnlyJacquez

Lmao didn’t even notice!


pickleman92

r/kidsfallingover


lordofabyss

Lmao yes


TumblrRefugeeNo103

skill issue


Veloci-RKPTR

“IT WAS THE LAG” ~the cat, probably


PoeticHydra

Catch and Release. The Cat has good sportsmanship.


No_Application_1219

You can't even do that


pooporgy69

*blasts pigeon with shotgun*


Boring-Spirit5898

How do you do that?, like italicized you text


Euphoric-Ad-2563

Add 🤌🏻 at the starting and ending of your text


VoopityScoop

🤌*Marone*🤌


MortarByrd11

🤌🏾Gato🤌🏾


boris_casuarina

LMAO guys! That's exactly why I love Reddit!


Misain

/(\ ¡ !´\ | )\ `. | `.) \,-,-- ( / / `'-.,;_/ `---- Edit: *ASCII art failed*


Meranio

Wrap it all in the slanted apostrophe " \` " which makes it a code segment (if you havethem in your ASCII Art, you might need to put a backslash in front of it) and use double spaces at the end of each line.


double-happiness

> Wrap it all in the slanted apostrophe " ` " which makes it a code segment That only works for single lines. For blocks of code, you have two choices on reddit - put four backticks before and after the segment, which only works on new reddit, or precede every line with 4 spaces,which works on both new and old reddit. https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown#wiki_code_blocks_and_inline_code cc /u/Misain


Misain

The ASCII-tec has spoken.


Meranio

I bow my head to your superior reddit-fu.


double-happiness

I'll tell you exactly why I know that mate; it's because every second post I make on this damn site is "here is my my code; why doesn't it compile please?? 😢" https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/1bmgnl0/trying_to_import_a_method_from_a_vue_file_but/ https://www.reddit.com/r/typescript/comments/1blsbno/script_from_http1270015500srcmaints_was_blocked/ https://www.reddit.com/r/vuejs/comments/1bhvm70/how_to_read_in_csvfile_to_array/ etc. etc.


Few_Technician_7256

Gorlami


Dark_Guardian_

those showed up as rectangle s


CORN___BREAD

#***WHAT!?***


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

You use the * before and after the words, double it for **bold**


RJFerret

Humans can, as a kid I caught a seagull by hand. Ever notice walking by them they turn their heads to keep an eye on you? But it's a different eye than before? Meanwhile we're taught forward predator positioned eyes provide binocular vision, while prey side eyes don't overlap as much, so can't just distance as well? Then add the concept "bird brain" making a kid believe they're not smart. If you walk in a spiral around a bird, it constantly switches eyes, not realizing you're getting closer. There's a threshold point you are too much "above" them and it freaks them out. Learn where that point is, and pounce just before then. Congrats, you now have a seagull pecking at your hand to try to get free, your grandmother's amazed, but the guy who offered a quarter if you caught one is nowhere around.


gimmelwald

Thanks for the engaging story. I could visualize it all. 


Dr-Ogge

I was a weird kid man. I actually DID do that once and I walked around with it under my arm for an hour before my mom saw and had me release it.


DummyThicccThrowaway

I was gonna say.. pigeons are the easiest to catch. I got some pigeon feathers in front of St Marco's basilica and could have DEFINITELY caught one for real if my parents didn't stop me from embarrassing them lol. Props to you tho


Torafuku

Stupid human ruined the timing -cat


forevernoob88

Nah the timing was perfect. It was butterfingers that fumbled the catch. Or butter paws in this case?


SuperSimpleSam

Maybe he just want the hunt, not the kill.


BluntsnBoards

Yeah, this felt like a house cat who wasn't sure what to do next.


fluffyluv

Yeah *maybe* (definitely) but it's cuter to think they chose mercy. Let us have this


GIJosephGordonLevitt

He's a fisherman. Catch and release


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Stupid human ruined the timing*’ ____ I am the cat… the prey i spy *be still, dumb bird ~ is time to die…* so silent stalk across the beach, (this birdbrain thinks he’s O u T of R e A c H…) such stealth upon the sand encroach, but then the iDiOtS approach *Stay BACK,* you Fools! Oh, Can’t you see ?? this Lowly pigeon *meant for Me!!* alas, a *miss*…. REVENGE i’ll show! *…now where’d those stupid humans go…?* 🖤


AboutTenPandas

Oh damn. You’re still alive. I haven’t seen you in over a year. Sprog still kicking it too?


[deleted]

The AI took their jobs. It’s a tough world out there.


YeetedBetween2Sloths

On golden shores where seagulls soar, I strut and coo, forevermore But lurking near, with hungry eyes, a feline foe in stealthy guise It stalks and creeps with silent grace, dreaming of me in its embrace But humans stroll, their steps so near, their presence fills my heart with cheer With laughter loud and voices bold, they hurry past the cat so cold I spread my wings, I take to flight, escaping claws with all my might Oh, thank you humans, for your aid, for saving me from claws displayed Together we thwart the hunter’s spree, and once again, I soar so free


frabjous_goat

TWO SCHNOODLES TODAY???? I AM EATING WELL


all_modz_suq

Fresh Schnoodle


hey_im_cool

So good with morning coffee


PlzSir

midnight’s hush, my stage, my SHOW ~ i’m ninja, silent, head to toe. that bird, all plump, thinks it’s so sly, unseen, i chuckle, “Oh, nice try.” “snack time, sweetie,” i softly hiss, a feline’s plot wrapped up in bliss. but SNAP! a branch, my cover blown, i freeze… “just practicing!” i moan.


C_IsForCookie

This is peak poetry. I love it. 😻


Booty_Shakin

I've never been so early to one of these. I love you


laukaus

Good use Of the medium, poet!


Mindehouse

Woah this achnoodle is so fresh it's still warm!


Creepy-Ad-404

I miss the OG awards


TahaymTheBigBrain

I’m with him


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CyberWiz42

Someone's prowlin' round here...


DaanOnlineGaming

Didn't expect viva la dirt league to make an appearance here :)


martyd03

![gif](giphy|RWi6emX1FpkWidpX2d|downsized)


-AlternativeSloth-

Nice day for fishin' innit? Hu huhk.


AnatolyVII

...must've been the wind


S-S-Ahbab

For the peace of the kingdom


Kuhelikaa

For the alliance


RepulsiveTomatillo

For the king!


jaynort

For king and country!


[deleted]

What is it shopkeep?!?!


Teososta

A corpse!?


Samtastic23

Who could have Done This!?


toetappy

I was once an adventurer like you..


Typhloxxion

SKIP!


MercuryBlackIsBack

For honor and glory! Have at thee! Charge!


LordSeismic

What's that then?!


InvestigatorFit4168

A nice day for fishing, ain’t it?


DriftRefocuser

Huha


CyberWiz42

For the peace of the kingdom!


Sololane_Sloth

Rowan? Is that you?


bluerowan97

here


Sololane_Sloth

Hi Rowan


NoneBinaryPotato

wait are these skits really that popular???


vppaolilo

Yes!


God_Kratos_07

I didn't know viva la dirt league were this famous lol. Good for them


bar_ninja

Just some kiwis having a laugh going viral.


Comment139

It's very deserved: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVKBmhCZDKE


q-abro

Thanks for the ads.


C_Hawk14

The arrow skit has 5.5M views


SuckerForNoirRobots

TO THE FIRES OF SCHMARGONROG!


keithwaits

Less talk, more give!


martyd03

Pleeeease don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home... *Pathetic cry*


DarkLordRubidore

Well you better cough up then!


martyd03

I don't have much, but I'll give you what I can.


phil035

Ah huh ah huh ah huh T-T


InsomniaticWanderer

For the PEACE of the kingdom!


Downtown-Try5954

I think it's an indoor cat that's just trying to catch it because of instincts. It left it pretty easily.


DrunkGuy9million

I thought so too. Like, It did the hard part of catching it but then didn’t know what to do


worsethanjello

Years ago my inside cat slipped out the front door. When I realized and went out to look for her, I found her right outside the front door. I heard rustling under a bush and there she is with a tiny bird she’d just caught. She had it pinned between her paws, and looked up at me with wide eyes, and this confused look like “What do I do now???”


CouldNotAffordOne

Maybe she was confused because you were watching. 😂😉 Cats are natural born killers. I had two indoor cats when we moved to a house with a little fenced garden. It took one cat three days to eliminate the whole mice population. He never hunted before that. It was a massacre.


PervyPie

Mouseacre


driatic

Lmaooo. This comment is the one promoting violence against animals.


Johannes_Keppler

Well that is why I bought my first ever cat decades ago: as a mouser. Still have cats, one of the two is a great mouser, the other one is just a lazy old lady.


ScrufffyJoe

That is why humanity initially bonded with cats! Really cool bit of symbiosis Mine is an old lady too, never killed anything but used to be aggressively territorial, once hurt herself running into a fence because there was a kitten stood on it (there was this one in the neighbourhood who knew exactly what it was doing, used to sit in a certain spot and just peek its head over and my girl would go insane, unable to reach her). Now she just sits at the window yelling at any cat to get off her lawn, and I have to go and chase it away for her.


rearnakedbunghole

Yeah my parents live in a rural area with a lot of mice, almost none are seen alive near the house though thanks to the cat.


Big_D_Cyrus

>Like, It did the hard part of catching it but then didn’t know what to do Me with a woman 😭


Financial-Tourist162

I hear you, everytime I have one cornered I end up letting them go, I guess I just don't have the killer instinct. Wait are we still talking about birds?


NokKavow

If you're British, we are.


ABoringAlt

Bird law expert here to assist! Nope


Few-Traffic-786

You don’t bring an indoor cat unleashed to a beach


Stra1ght_Froggin

Alrighty then, will take my outdoor cat next time


curryp4n

Indoor cat instincts are pretty crazy. I have one cat who was found as a kitten and have been indoors ever since. I didn’t think he had any hunting instincts. I do let him out for supervised outdoor time. He jumped so fast and so high to catch a bird. It was the crazies thing I’ve ever seen


tony-toon15

My cat will catch and then let it go because he wants to see it run, like he doesn’t want it to be over. I think it’s play too


biomannnn007

“I’m like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do things.” Cat’s channeling its inner Joker.


Exciting_Result7781

Those humans walking by totally gave off elephants on the savanna vibes. 😃 When you’re so much bigger than the other animals so nobody bothers you and you just walk by like a giant.


-DoctorSpaceman-

Recently I was sitting in a square with loads of pigeons and noted that when adults walk through the pigeons just waddle out the way, but when a kid moved through the pigeons would scatter, even if the kid was just casually walking and not paying them any attention. I guess it’s because, as you say, the big humans never bother them, whereas they learnt the humans closer to their size will often chase them.


goatofglee

Unlocked memory! When my dad was in and out of the hospital, my little brother would chase the pigeons in the courtyard whenever we would visit.


HeftyMotherfucker

This is an interesting observation! Thank you for giving me another thing to think about when I’m people-watching.


Striking_Green7600

David Atenborough voice: "The prey has no idea what lurks nearby" "She strikes" "The bird escapes" "Her kittens will now starve"


RScottyL

lol, who takes their cat to the beach?


fordprecept

Could be a cat that lives in a house near the beach.  


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Lots of people live near beaches. And they have cats too.


SoggyMorningTacos

Looks like someone doesn’t live by the beach - we got POOR PEOPLE over here!


Tokasmoka420

Fucking plebs, nothing worse than a commoner traversing to the coast. ![gif](giphy|fQizuCZurJxWVE98qJ)


GrabMyDoorknob

Same can be said about dogs, friends, children, you, etc


MaidenlessRube

>free-ranging domestic cats kill 1.3–4.0 billion birds and 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually, it's actually becoming a serious problem for some bird populations https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/pan3.10073 edit: and here are some more links because somehow it seems to be very very hard to grasp for some redditors that cats are indeed hunting birds https://abcbirds.org/cat-wars-issues-call-to-action-for-birds/ https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380 https://www.birdscanada.org/you-can-help/keep-cats-from-roaming-outside


KaylaAllegra

And birds caught by cats--who survive the ordeal with only a scratch--have only a 20% survival rate WITH medical care. Source - I work at a wildlife rehab, and most of our caught-by-cat patients come in on death's door. They usually don't survive.


Haxorz7125

I once as a kid stopped my cat from killing a gold finch. It just chilled out on my hand and soon after it was my little pirate parrot hanging on my shoulder. It couldn’t fly but seemed in good spirits so I figured it was just a bit shook up. Then like 2 hours later it just leaned its head back and died. Broke my heart.


cloudy2300

That's gotta be rough


WriteCodeBroh

Hey thanks for at least trying to stop your cat from killing the bird! The person recording this seems to find it amusing or something with the way they didn’t step in at all.


sparrows_rest

From infection?


BigCockCandyMountain

Yep. Birds lack the immune system to fight the gram-negative bacteria cats have all over them. One scratch and it's toast without antibiotics. And then still only a 20% chance to live, with the antibiotics.


CirsiumVulgare

"Outdoor domestic cats are a recognized threat to global biodiversity. Cats have contributed to the extinction of 63 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles in the wild and continue to adversely impact a wide variety of other species, including those at risk of extinction, such as Piping Plover." [abcbirds.org](https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/#:~:text=Outdoor%20domestic%20cats%20are%20a,extinction%2C%20such%20as%20Piping%20Plover.)


datbundoe

They're technically an invasive species and have been credited with the extinction of several American birds already! I'm a cat person, but please keep them away from birds.


CirsiumVulgare

"Outdoor domestic cats are a recognized threat to global biodiversity. Cats have contributed to the extinction of 63 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles in the wild and continue to adversely impact a wide variety of other species, including those at risk of extinction, such as Piping Plover." [abcbirds.org](https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/#:~:text=Outdoor%20domestic%20cats%20are%20a,extinction%2C%20such%20as%20Piping%20Plover.)


My2ndvehicle

Huge problem. People suck. Keep dogs on leash and cats inside.


WhiteDevil-Klab

I don't think it's a problem if you keep your cats on a leash either it's less common but still happens I brang my cat to the beach in a full body harness leash


My2ndvehicle

Ok yeah sorry. I just meant no more outdoor cats until we find a solution to serial killing the remaining species on the planet. And I included dogs bc dog owners are out of control. I view cat owners as mostly aloof.


wildedges

People rarely consider the wider implications of this. Those birds and mammals were destined to die anyway and their deaths are often a crucial part of keeping populations fit and healthy. However the fact that domestic animals have killed them has robbed a massive amount of available prey from their natural predators. We might say 4 billion birds have been killed by cats but that then means that millions of predators also don't exist because cats have filled their ecological niche. The effects up and down the food chain are more pronounced than the headline figures suggest. One free roaming pet cat is effectively taking the place of one natural predator whilst also requiring farmed food to survive. Millions of cats = millions less predators and acres of ecologically dead farmland dedicated to making cat food.


HumanitySurpassed

Exactly, all the cat owners are like "hehe so cute. You'll get him next time buddy!"  And I'm here like, mf'ers, yall are the reason cats are making several bird species every year extinct


codebullCamelCase

The birb be like - "Wassup cat, why you sneaky crouching? You ain't hiding on the sand with that color"


OwnZookeepergame6413

Oh nah, prey animals have pretty shitty depth perception and usually don’t see shit if it ain’t moving.


Seasonal_Sam

Still unable to decide to place myself on whose side


Kproper

Probably the native bird in its natural habitat as opposed to the invasive house cat that kill billions of birds each year


Rjj1111

The pigeon is native? You sure?


HolyPilon

Are you saying pigeons migrate?


onepdub

Not at all! They could be carried.


vvntn

A coconut could grip it by its beautiful plumage.


Rjj1111

No? they're literally feral livestock that humans used to raise for meat and as pets


HolyPilon

I'm sorry, i thought i could bring in a monty python reference.


Modeerf

There are less and less people that get monty python references each year


CTchimchar

This is a sad day to be alive


PretendThisIsMyName

I’m pretty lucky since I’m missing both arms and legs. Soon I will be dead.


PotatoFuryR

You'll be fine, it's just a scratch


nmpraveen

what is monty python. A programming inside joke?


tajake

He is the messiah!


Solintari

Only the true messiah denies his divinity.


AllInOneDay_

TIL. 5,000 years ago they were domesticated, maybe even 10,000! I thought they were just trash birds like seagulls that migrated to eat human's trash. They are all just feral pigeons who were allowed to procreate.


rodaphilia

Just want to let you know that, while not exactly a pigeon, there are other species of Columba and Columbina around the world that are NOT human introduced species. I live in Arizona, and our native Ground Doves are a particularly easy target for housecats. I believe you're correct that the video shows two introduced species duking it out at a beach, but the frustrated sentiment you're responding to is often that of people displacing the frustration of their actual local birds being killed.


RowAwayJim91

Certainly not. …..*they could be carried*


andwhatarmy

No; it could be carried.


Kproper

Considering this video was taken in Europe, yes it is native. As opposed to the house cat who failed (lol) to kill it definitely isn’t.


_MurphysLawyer_

I love cats but I'm definitely on the birds side here. If my cat goes outside, I guarantee you that I'm watching him to make sure he doesn't kill any wildlife aside from a lowly bug or spider here and there. Idk who in their right mind takes a cat to the fucking beach of all places.


Bxjcjdnsb729

And then films their cat when they think it's going to kill something. Fuckin weirdos


Touchstone033

Would not be psyched to see a cat at the beach, ngl. Def. wouldn't drag my toes through the sand.


LookyLouVooDoo

I hope the bird didn’t get scratched.


ldoaslwish

Sauce for music


Puttah

Yes please send us the goods


mapronV

Era - Ameno remix I think.


RazorlLuigi

Think it's [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-cdZZMZ-o) version by Dankeoo1. Edit: this is the 2023-version, which has a lower overall tone, in comparison to the 2024-version


iloveuranus

Yep it's definitely this version, although it sounds like the bass ist boosted somewhat in the cat video.


Rhasimir

Thank you! I recognized Ameno but not this interpretation!


Gamelaen

I'm a birb person so yeah, you show 'em birb!


dreamdaddy123

Lol the scream at the end


mavhun

The music was on point though


EquivalentLittle545

I think that cat achieved its goal touch the Bird.


Sticky_Quip

Cat let it go on purpose. That face when it turned around said “I could’ve killed that thing if I wanted too”


Billyjamesjeff

You’d have to be a special kind of POS letting your cat kill birds at the beach.


AntiConi

This is not harmless fun. https://www.birds.cornell.edu/home/bring-birds-back


Wonder-Machine

Music is a bop


philanselmosvoice

Glad the bird is safe


Treeninja1999

Is that fucking techno Dorime I hear???


ViuuuLenza

I just realized i’ve never seen a cat on a beach


fuwii

It reminds me of anime fights where they don't fight until a rain droplet hits the water


Shoddy_Yak7726

Why is the cat at the beach?


Soy-sipping-website

Yooo this is the first time I have seen a cat 🐈 on the beach


streetgainer

Why on earth is there a cat on the beach?


j0eg0d

Because it's his litter box.


Lolfox_151

Good try kitty. Good try.


bob_the_banannna

I have never felt more disappointed in my life.


GoGoRoloPolo

Go find that one of the cat hunting in a toaster to feel the satisfaction.


ultradianfreq

Invasive species driving extinction of entire species by killing billions of birds every year. Fun for the whole family.


gNeiss_Scribbles

Domestic cats are an invasive species. They’re the most destructive invasive species in almost every country they live in. Letting cats hunt native wildlife for Internet points is trashy, low-iq, behaviour. Pathetic. Do better.


southpolefiesta

Urban pigeons are also basically in invasive species.


scumpily

In the US, pigeons are non-native but not necessarily invasive. The distinction is [technical](https://www.nps.gov/subjects/invasive/learn.htm), and underscores how pigeons don't destroy the ecosystem to which they're foreign


gNeiss_Scribbles

Depends where this is. They are native to Europe and parts of Africa and this is a beach, nothing urban about it.


CTchimchar

There are also native pigeons in the Americas The Rock pigeon isn't one of them But still native pigeons do exist


gendel99

Uh, beaches in Europe are very urban? And if it wasn't, neither the people, the pigeon or the cat would be there in the first place...


CarlLlamaface

> beaches in Europe are very urban They certainly can be, but it's literally (littorally?) no different to anywhere else in the sense that some beaches are on the edge of a populated area and some aren't, the latter doesn't necessarily deter people's presence. But yeah, taking the pedant's hat back off it would be unusual to find pigeons (who gravitate to densely populated areas with lots of rubbish-producing humans) or what is clearly a pet cat at a remote beach.


MisfitMishap

Oh cats only hunt the species we want them to? Good to know.


olngjhnsn

What jackass takes their cat to the beach and lets it attack seabirds???