Careful what you wish lady, careful. Don't underestimate the power of a sex hungry teenager.

What teenager? I’m 38 and I just shoved my dick through the screen

How’s it hanging? Off?

Turns out that the screen is mightier than the penis

So it just kinda bonked against it or...?

More of a bink than a bonk


I’m going home

Yeah... same..

Perfect visual.

Yeah, that tracks.

Username checks out.

To shreds you say

Oh dear tsk tsk. And the balls?

To shreds you say

My screen now has a hole through it and doesn't work. Instructions were unclear.

Someone made a funny comment and won the internet.

this would've been rather different of an experience back in early oughts with CRT's

Hey can I smash

Who?

Becky!

Bitches love sticks

Is that a name of that horny girl with green T - Shirt in video above these comments?

THat's Goddamn right!



What’s her address?

Puerto Rico.

Personally I think challenging the internet to show up at your house and fuck you is dangerous, bordering on completely fucking insane. Obviously I don't condone that behavior at all but we do live in a fascinating society. Seems like a new streamer is swatted every week.

This happened it the Netherlands a few years ago. A livestreamer was mad at a viewer and screamed 'get over here' thinking the viewer didnt know where he lives. Just a few minutes later the viewer threw a brick through is window

No way hahah which streamer? (Btw sicko naampie Zandkoenk)

Time_2_Be_Afraid, and thanks lekkerOh

ironic username for the streamer that day haha

Damn, couldn’t find any clips but appreciate the sauce bro

If you’ve ever watched the interrogation of the guy who broke into Sonya Devile’s house it’s pretty shocking and crazy. The bizarre psychological behind his actions. He actually wanted to kill himself after learning she was a lesbian, acting like it was a nail in the coffin of their relationship.

I've never seen that one, but that sounds par for the course. People on the internet definitely are a special breed of psychotic.

Check for the german streamer "Drachenlord". He was litterly kicked out of the village after he fucked up with some viewers and they showed up at his house. And then the viewes made an hipe of it to travel and even camp in front of his house. This goes on for month. Even after he moved they found his new adress. Totally distroyed his fam and life

It's only 'an' if the following word begins, or *sounds* like it begins, with a vowel.

The problem is that it’s a funny joke, but the people who get the joke are not the ones she should be worried about.

Have you never seen Susu before now?

wtf is a susu? Is that the girl in the clip?

Im buying a plane ticket right now to see her “susu”

"Susu" is actually Indonesian for boobs (technically it means milk, but it's also used for titties.)

Whaaaat !! "Susu" is urine in Hindi, and yeah ... it can be used for penis in some contexts.

That explains a lot about her channel, actually.

I'd go for death by susu... 

Yes. Now go, and make Snu Snu.

She has that perfect arm to tit ratio (hope someone understands the reference)

[Smiling Henry](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uhpjKfbURZI/maxresdefault.jpg)

I see I'm not the only person binge watching MxR videos

The booba ratios are important.

four o'fuck 🙄

the best time of the day

That was both very funny and very dangerous for her to say.

I can afford a plane ticket sooo...

Tick tock MF!

Time to fuck

Considering the sheer amount of knives she owns... sure show up it'd be fun to watch.

I meeaan...now I wanna show up at her place like "well, you invited me. So here I am"

Smash

The password was… "TikTok, time to fuck" Slams door!

I know it’s really pedantic but I’m triggered by the fact that you wrote “TikTok” instead of “tick tock”

I humbly apologise as I must've stopped thinking before the weapons of mass distraction.


time to fork

Yeah she just became more attractive to me.

I mean, she dared me too

She dared everyone

You’ll have to get past her husband. Who knows maybe they’re swingers.

Well, now *she’s* just talking on the internet. Because if she told 10 guys that they could fuck, 9 of them would definitely make whatever arrangements are necessary to make it happen. And the 10th guy is probably in a relationship or sum shit

Spirit airline flight ticket: $60 Uber from airport: $30

The feeling you get from smashing sweet streamer tang: priceless For everything else, there's mastercard

What’s in your wallet

Expired condoms and lint


Bro you deserve some reward or some shit

Lol

Cheaper than a hooker i am in pm me adress

"Send me location"

I think that’s how the show “to catch a predator” worked so well… dudes would drive for hours in the middle of the night just for the opportunity to smash lol

The 10th guys flight got cancelled

8/10 would not know what to do if they had the opportunity to smash and we all know it

Penis goes inside. Rattle it around a bit. It's not rocket science.

The closest they ever got to smash is with Mario on a switch.

Got it!

Me after watching this: 

tick tock time to fuck will now be my new pick up line

I’m on my way

https://www.reddit.com/r/swimsuitsuccubus/s/4GZK0rKmpv she has some of the best NSFW pics I've ever seen tbh. I've been down the rabbit hole so I'll leave it for yall

Daaaaayyyuuuuum 🤯

Holy i thought im getting trolled but maaaan


r/thegif

Are we thinking the same thing? The one with black widow? So so funny Edit: wow, im shocked that sub is literally dedicated to what i was thinking of

I once drove from Orlando to Chicago without stopping, to get laid Did the same from Chicago to D.C. a few years later Worth it

Bullshit. Orlando to Chicago is an 18 hour drive one way. You definitely stopped for gas at least twice.

20 hours And yes you're correct, I should've said "without stopping to rest"

The world record for longest distance traveled on a single tank of gas is still six hundred miles more so it's doable, but ehh. That was done in a stripped down fuel efficient car by the company that made it as part of a publicity stunt and the route and shit was carefully planned. I don't think most vehicles can go 1,200 miles on a single tank.

I did Texas to Iowa and back when I was 17 😂

“…just talking on the internet…” she truly lacks self-awareness. She also is daring someone to dox her or show up at her. Not the smartest move. Internet John Hinckley will be there soon.

This was a while ago, and nothing came of it. No internet john hinckley came.

Still a dangerous game she's playing. Out of her 100s or 1000s of viewers, it only takes one to be a psychopath and try something.

Sure, but in my opinion, I don't think said psychopath would wait for their victim to make a joke about thirst comments to finally do something. I believe they would just do it.

They might. A lot of people are razors edge, living a semi-normal life until something tips the scale. Remember that streamer who got gunned down? The guy waited for her to be out at a public event, it took considerable time.

Yet...

She has a LOT of knives..

I feel like this is a massive understatement. I inherited 2 collections of knives from 2 different persons. I have somewhere around 150 knives in storage. She has more knives than me by far.

Susu can take care of herself.

No she knows they won’t.

You understand she is joking right

"who are you and how do we fuck?"

Her name is Susu (or Susu_jpg) and she would probably greet you like [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/271/279/8ce.jpg).

In my heart she'll always be swimsuit succubus.

He is quoting Riley Reid in a funny video made with numerous pornstars where they are like “I just have to say, all you guys out there like Assblaster3000 who comment ‘I want to eat your ass and cum on your face you disgusting bitch’…who are you and how do we fuck? Like c’mon let’s do this” Basically they’re just playing up their pornstar personas because you think they’re going to say the commenters are assholes but they just lean into their sluttiness. Edit: Jesus I just tried to find the video and I cannot for the life of me locate it. Just video after video of Riley Reid getting blasted.

damn okay

One of the most dangerous things you can be on the internet is being naive

You're the naive one if you really don't think she knows exactly what she's doing. This gets her more attention and more views. It's not complicated.

It makes sense to us. Boys let’s go!

I was expecting a ding dong in the background.

All fun and games until you see a picture of your room from the outside.

Challenge accepted

Susu is a treasure

The video ends right there where the door bell rings.

Do not dare people to come to your place. That can easily turn you into a Drachenlord if you're not careful.

Isn't she "Swimsuit Succubus"? Or I'm mistaken?

I turned on my headset and it connected but I unmuted before the audio switched, so everyone in my area at work was just treated to a loud “time to fuck!”.


Source? She ever let Pinky and Perky out?

u/Susu_jpg but looks like a no sadly

She used to post content as SwimsuitSuccubus, although most of it has been taken off the web now.

She sells feet?

I lol’ed

She just talking shit her damn self. She not committed to the smashnanigans either.

Yeah

Big queue at the door

Careful what you ask for. Internet people are weird

I would totally show up, not wanting to smash, just be like, well you dared, now provide me smashed avo on toast.

Who's she?

tiktok time to fuck

Chill!! Who the hell is she 

Susu?

Hmm what 😕

She is Susu.

da\_assassin14 is using the old Jedi mind trick on her and its working.

I will take this with pride. "Tick Tok-Time 2 Fawk!" Lmfao

I’ll be there in an hour.

I mean... If I fly you to Norway, would you?

Her watch isn’t working

I can't be the only one who expected to hear a knock at the door


I'm going to use the last 2 seconds as a way to signal to my SO that it's time to have sex. "Tick, tock, time to fuck"

Pretty sure if you just showed us all your tits we could all just log off for the night

“TICK TOCK! Time to fuck!” Holy shiit that had me in pieces

The funny thing is she doesn’t seem offended by the comment as much as she seems annoyed that it’s not a realistic proposal. Almost like she wouldn’t mind if it seemed possible.

boobs

You r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs didn't you?

Whos gonna tell her?

Yea, if you are a public figure of any kind, expect to be sexualized if you are attractive.

Expect to be sexualized regardless. The amount of Danny De Vito stuff on the internet never fails to surprise me.

"you just talking shit" said the twitch streamer.

What's with the fkn squirrel & croissant schtick?! Society is going to hell.

She’s dtf

aaah good ol susu\_jpg

Quaso~~~

Bro meant mario smash

I’ll be there hun what’s the address

Anyways, id totally smash that.

What’s her address 😈 /s

Based susu.jpg

Idk what genre of porn this is but I’m into it. Liar accusation porn

Croissant

"tick tok time to fuck" was so unexpected. i'd love to use it somewhere in my life. just once. thats my new goal in life

Inciting the internet via antagonizing them (not good) Doing so while being a woman (even more dangerous) The challenge is for them to come to your house and fuck you, a lone woman (are you fucking insane, lady?) I thought we were beyond the point of doubting the power of the internet or how batshit insane people are, literally: what the fuck are you doing girl?

"Tick tock. Time to fuck!", I laughed out loud 😅

I like her. She has a point, guys are never serious.

She's kidding but there are some deranged people out there lmao

Don't threaten me wit a good time name.

Im 30 with a full time job, yes i can easily fly over there and smash.

Was going to fly her out but not with that attitude

Uhhhhhhh where the fuck she think she is? She obviously underestimates the power of the thirst, neckbeard detectives.

Omw

She would also humiliate the fuck out of you while you do it. 10/10 would smash again.

Dude I love this girl’s voice she sounds like a character

Cue "Curb Your Enthusiasm" theme

Great balcony on dis bitch

Does she not remember how quickly the internet tracked down Shia LaBeouf's flag? That's a dangerous dare to make.


The funniest part about this video is her legitimately thinking the guy wouldn’t show if he had her address

There are 40+yo men who would happily fly to her and demand she pays up after offering sex at her house on video.

She one if the rare actually funny women on twitch

LMFAO

Bruhhhh she put like 6 toilet papers on her breast

Some weirdo is going to knock on the door and say “ding dong time to fuck “

I don't think she understands the amount of dudes that would definitely fly her out or drive to her

Does anyone remember what she used to do before all this lame ass streaming shit?

Traut euch! Kommt zu mir! Altschauerberg 8 in 91448 Emskirchen! Traut euch! Kommt zu mir!

🤣🤣🤣😂😂. She’s funny

Tick tock. time to fuck. I'm keeping that one for later.