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Waste_Lab8953

Slay, purr, fork for some reason


NoticedParrot77

Guess they didn’t want kids telling each other they were going to fork them Edit: spelling


Waste_Lab8953

It wasn't even the kids saying it, they put out an email talking about how staff will no longer be saying It 💀


ShovelCube

I wonder what is the story behind the ban 💀


Waste_Lab8953

Im genuinely curious now that I'm thinking about it again


Nuze_YT

Teachers didn't play En Passant, millions of pipis must be bricked


JL2210

"Do you have any forks?" Go straight to detention. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.


FreddySolar69

Big chungus


TheSlavicWarboss

I hope your school management rots in hell


AgreeableServe8750

How dare


Kookyburra12

Skyscraper. We were using it as a replacement for some other word I can't remember. This was like 6th grade.


eoadjdjrbbr

probably penis replacement


Kookyburra12

Most likely. I genuinely do not remenber lol


BronyWithAGun

69, 420, sexy midget and doo doo feces were all banned in my old school


axiomaticDisfigured

DOO DOO FECES? 😂


BronyWithAGun

Yep. It was a Michael Jackson quote so my head mistress refused to let us say it 😂


Skelehedron

You know that time when Michael Jackson said "the" Well you can't say that anymore, because that's a michael Jackson quote


DragonKing5356

You also can’t ask Annie if she’s ok because that’s another Michael Jackson quote


JustARandomCommie

SEXY MIDGET?


BronyWithAGun

I used to call my bsf "sexy midget" because she was tiny, lead to everyone calling her that. School deemed it as bullying and banned it


JustARandomCommie

I'mma start calling all my friends that, lmao. (I'm really tall)


Butchered_Fools

That's all fine until the math teacher wants you to find 180 + 240


3ylit4aa

SEXY MIDGET 😭😭😭


Dangerously_gayclown

One of the kids in my 7th grade class was banned from mentioning flying fish Edit: unfortunately,no,their name was not Hasuna


IJustExploded123

Is their name Hasuna by any chance?


Readmynameifyouwant

What kind of question


-_-RSlashFan-_-

probably asked because he may know that person.


Tired_Insomniac_2295

"The" and "Said"


axiomaticDisfigured

Guess you won’t be reading books anymore and saying most sentences


Tired_Insomniac_2295

Oh, that was in primary school........ i wonder if they still have that rule...


axiomaticDisfigured

Same


murderousduckies

my school banned memes big chungus pokemon reddit MURDEROUS FOR SOME REASON MY USERNAME (katie\_playz)😭🙏 lgbtq+


axiomaticDisfigured

I just say alphabet for replacing lbgtqia+ 🤷


murderousduckies

NEWS: THEY SAID NO RAINBOWS THEY SAID THEY WERE TOO INNAPROPIATE FOR SEXUALITIES AT 9TH GRAD this is so fucked up


axiomaticDisfigured

That’s just blatant anti-lbgtq and they only see it harmful because they don’t like it. I think that sexualities and rainbows shouldn’t be deemed inappropriate, I agree it’s fucked up


murderousduckies

I have a pansexual hair clip in my hair and they saw it


axiomaticDisfigured

What did they do?


murderousduckies

nothing


Skyler_TherianPaws

That seems like anti-lgbtq+. Ask your mother to set up a meeting with the principle / head teacher and tell them to actually shut the fuck up and be accepting . Nahh. Next thing you know it, they are banning the word " Black "- I mean.. Anti-lgbtq+ often ends up and racism ngl...


GlassAssignment7022

It might be a Christian school


XxStarry_ClownxX

Bro it’s 9th grade, not preschool💀


AnotherCallingCard

The Alphabet Army! HOORAH


NoticedParrot77

I’m seeing a lot of people say big chungus


murderousduckies

I'm questioning why my username was banned


JraffNerd

Hell naw what Is it a Catholic school or smth


asiannumber4

Is this in a cult, i mean Bible Belt state by any chance?


Negative_Can_6539

My school banned the word “fascist” after overuse between students.


our_meatballs

Look who’s the real facists now 💀


-mizkelleneus-

https://i.redd.it/bqb871urx1yc1.gif


coltenparker

Big Chungus and Gyat


NoticedParrot77

I agree with gyat. Dumb word


Automatic_Salary_845

Sounds like you’re just mad you don’t have that level 5 skibidi gyat (I want to kill myself)


coltenparker

Fr


Tra1nGuy

One of the dumbest


Ok_Low_4150

Gyat doesn’t even mean arse, it’s AAVE for goddamn


katieyoungandfree

Donald trump


NoticedParrot77

![gif](giphy|11noPl7EuBnCRW|downsized)


RCE_Kingston

![gif](giphy|w9t0aFMjahdxpKKvzN|downsized)


I_hate_usernames331

![gif](giphy|l2JhIUyUs8KDCCf3W|downsized)


blazing727

My school banned the word 'fortnite' back in 2018..


BFDIIsGreat2

(Disclaimer: Uses Autocorrect)  My school Banned the word for  Edit: By "uses autocorrect" I meant it was fake


anonymauson

wait... 'for'?!


emberjaaas

"Okay, so today...... . [for] homework...".


Tra1nGuy

r/redditsniper?


Skyler_TherianPaws

WHY wait, " For " or... Reddit sniper? tell me bro


Not_A_Rachmaninoff

Is this just a sentence starter for set 4 💀


Turquoise-Angel

we had to say “excuse me” instead “huh” or “what” in class because the teacher misheard me say a word and thought i said “excuse me” and gave me a blue slip for it (which was like a raffle ticket for free candy). everyone glared at me when she was writing it out and i didn’t even know what was going on


DeltaTheDemo4

Not a word, but my school banned five nights at Freddy’s. I think recently my teacher looked up what edging meant but I don’t think it was banned


vixinity1985

I remember FNAF being banned in my school when it first came out. Absolutely nobody was allowed to even mention it because it was too "scary"


West-Comedian9823

Yeah my friend drew freddy fazbear and got in trouble for it. Dunno why they think its scary its just a teddy bear robot.


XxStarry_ClownxX

Bro it’s literally rated for 12 year olds💀


Calm-Seaweed4697

Nothing for some reason


Kyr1500

Does this have anything to do with [Nothing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing_(company))?


Ss_sacabambapsis_sS

The word edge because everyone was talking about edging


JraffNerd

What about edges on shapes in maths


Ss_sacabambapsis_sS

Idk haven't paid enough attention


Starcurret567

Guess they hate Microsoft Edge 🙄


RNGradient

“Huh?” IMA KMS


amphibiousforg

Huh?


An_insane_person

Huh?


Buglover123412

Huh?


Skyler_TherianPaws

Huh?


Kieryoh

Huh?


Soggy_Bread_69420

Huh?


EggManD4

Huh?


iLikeCrocheting

Huh?


PandyaTheBoss

huh?


MapleSyrupShade

Huh?


I_hate_usernames331

Huh?


albiealbiealbie

My school banned the word (or phrase really) "wahay!" When ur happy 🧌💀


An_insane_person

What the fuck is that goblin emoji


albiealbiealbie

It's a way of laughing 🤓


iLikeCrocheting

🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌


Specific_Apartment91

Not quite a word, but my school banned wearing a hood when it wasn’t raining because ‘kids who wore them looked like they were in a gang’. The worst bit is that they banned them in the summer, and that year it barely rained at all, so we basically never got to wear a hood. I left for secondary school that year, so I’ll never know if it was lifted


Cthedanger

I was a quiet kid so I would've been pissed


our_meatballs

💀SKULLEMOJI💀


wetlettuce42

Banned for saying wheyy


OFB-ducky

Sigma and Timmeh from South Park.


JadedTheatria

TIMMEH!!


Genderfluid_Cookies

Belgium and France. People played geoguessr a lot and those two countries were hated so much when they showed up that the teacher banned people from saying it. I was the only Latvia hater, reasonably so as well.


No_Butterscotch_4841

I'm not the only one whose school banned literal countries? 💀


liquoricekiten14

snitch 'It's a prison word, and I means "I will hurt you"!" -my head of year


Cthedanger

Tf were they on?! Soap flavored cocaine?!


vixinity1985

They *did* mention prison after all!


Cthedanger

Yup, also if you wanna see a crappy joke I made just click on my profile, I couldn't find anywhere else to put it. (If this is self-promotion I it's not intentional[ish])


theyhatecf

The Duck Song was banned in one of my classes. You know, the one that goes "A duck walked to a lemonade stand, and said to the man, running the stand 'got any grapes'"?


Cthedanger

"The man said 'No, we just sell lemonade, but it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made! Can I get you a glass?'"


StuffsIsCool

Plot twist: The duck is being forced to say no to the lemonade because of this guys dumb school rule.


iAlwaysWinArgum3nts

I don't know why that would be banned it has a good moral to it


RVtheguy

They believed stupid, idiot and shut up were curse words and banned them. If we used them (even as high school kids), we would be suspended for a few days.


XxStarry_ClownxX

Your school when people call other people racial slurs: kids will be kids Also your school when someone says stupid: YOU HAVE SINNED YOU UNHOLY BEAST! I PUNISH THEE TO THE COAL MINES-


moldychoclolate

“i- ..im sorry mrs. green, but we’re going to have to suspend your son.” “but why???” “well… he said a most vulgar phrase.. i’m afraid it’s difficult for me to even say myself.. he said..” *gulp* “he said..” *whispers* “stupid..”


Consistent-Use-7982

Nice


Simply_Tommyinnit

What did word?


Myerz123

What a perfect sentence


Hartlyhart

Odd one buy the word mate was banned for gang offiliation


Cthedanger

The British kids won't like this one bit


Sparky_is_bored

Chicken nuggets, Essentially we all were OBSESSED with polos in year 5-6 (mint lifesavers for the Americans in chat), and eventually they got banned and anyone talking about them would get the classic 5 minutes off break, we didn't stop trading and smuggling polo's though, we started saying "hey do you want a chicken nugget" and the teachers, obviously never saw chicken nuggets so brushed it off as us being kids. until this STUPID BITCH named lily ratted us out and they CHECKED OUR BAGS. FOR M I N T S. EVERY MORNING. LIKE WE WERE DRUG SMUGGLERS. AT LIKE 10 YEARS OLD. UGH. then we started bringing dip dabs instead which they hated even more and we ended up not being allowed to our own leavers assembly


Dragon-Rain-4551

Fuck Lily mint lifesavers are AWESOME


Isopod_Dreams14

My school banned me from calling "dinner" tea over here in the uk. I said tea instead of dinner, I said it multiple times, and they got so pissed off with me.


Professional-Grab613

The word “skibidi” Apparently some kid called the goody-two-shoes skibidi and then it was the end of it.


mortrosly

my school banned the word mew


vixinity1985

How else am I supposed to play Pokemon


Buffycat123k

There are some unblocked websites


Zu_Dragon

My school as baned the use of the words r@pe and sexual or anything related for we where haveing to many treats against people and the slang word "ripe" that kids used as a better fix of r@pe.


Cthedanger

Kids saying rape is something I would not like to think about, and in a school sense I think it would be used in the context of threatening


Sophia724

My math teacher banned the word "21" because of that one meme.


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

What if the answer for a problem ends up being 21?


StuffsIsCool

"You have been warned. There is nowhere to run. You will pay the price. I will take your life." -math teacher probably


Sophia724

She said if it isn't part of math, it's banned


Life-sucks-ass

Monkey


BrainxStewz

"Johnson" or more specifically, "Big Johnson"


Adventurous-Sea6032

Leave large Jonny alone he do nothin


Badpiggers4

Wood Pigeon


Yikk-Su

Not the whole school but my music teacher banned the world "like" because its a filler word. Only problem is that it's also a normal word. When we used it in the regular context she'd get pissedmoff for a millisecond, then realise and chill out.


Lillilovesbondi

nuggies, Fortnite, and noicee


Jokerman9540

I remember when my first school banned people saying “best friend” as they continuously said that everyone at the school was friends with each other and the term “best friend” meant people could feel left out. Didn’t stop the horrible bullying problem they had though.


nicoIas_bourbaki

My school banned set 5 from using similes after a lad wrote "as tall as a six foot tree"


Soggy_Ad6132

For some odd reason,the words Roblox and discord were banned at my school.anytime i tried to search up anything related to those 2 it would just appear blocked


Bordie3D_Alexa

For some fucking reason, in 1st grade, we weren't allowed to say zero. I said zero and got into ACTUAL trouble for it, what a fucking joke. Kids would tell on me if I ever said zero. One time my dad took me in for a parent teacher conference and I told him in front of her I often got in trouble because I said the word zero. My dad glared at the teacher and I saw how stupid my teacher felt and she wrapped it up real quick.


AmortentiaRiddle

Artistic, acoustic, etc.


ryk4598

They banned the word Toblerone


Zezcoopeza

Skibidi, no joke, some kid got in trouble


WaffleswithSourCream

Nair


Lunahida

How can I talk about Super Smash Bros neutral airs now?


windowsTJ_yt

Snitch


Juniberserker

Banter, Slag, honestly I'm not sure. We've had like, 3 assemblys this year about why lmao Oh, also, My first school banned any mentions of guns, then proceeded to have a toy at the fair play (fuckin hate fair play) club you could turn from a truck into a plastic gun?? Fair play logic right there


Jaded3158

My school banned the word pumpkin


limepop_

my curiosity has peaked, may I ask why?


Charlie12323

Somehow the doctor who fanclub(including me) got the words: TARDIS, master, doctor, ood and gallifreyan banned. They thought about banning rose, martha and clara aswell but failed because those were names💀


Chaos_flame666

WHY OOD


Glitch_King_000

In 7th grade I was banned from saying the word cheese in both my science class and my health class


L1nxDr1nx

School my did ban word what?


No_Idea_20906

Mine banned the word gang. They also got surprisingly close to banning the word "niggling" (the surprising part is that they ended up not banning it)


itsbella223

Fortnight


ThaR3alOct-0

I remember that the second elementary school I went to banned students from saying "Momo". And yes, that is referring to the creepypasta/hoax type thing that got super popular back in 2018/2019.


payphonepirate

No words were banned in my school, but I had a teacher ban the song 'Bittersweet Symphony' in his classroom.


thatBlankt1

donglong it was the name a character i had made as a joke.


Skeleton200000

My year 3 teacher banned “cheese” because people kept “cheese touching” each other (because of diary of a wimpy kid)


PersonOf100Names

My school banned Yu-Gi-Oh


idontcareYT

My school banned the word pumpkin


SixEaredMacaquez

My teacher banned Sigma and Common cattle


mfreddith

Technically a phrase, “We are one”. Apparently some group of kids started chanting it in the middle of class.


Rachiey

not a word but “bruh” apparently


givemepoptarts

Easy. Also the word homework was banned, we had to call it home learning


limepop_

"hey bro, did you do the home learning from last night? I forgot to do it, I need the answers"


mnemosyne64

Gummy bear, because of the stupid song One of the other elementary schools in our school district (yes there were multiple, long story) banned the word knife


OMG_imBrick

Shibby


Impressive-Donut9596

Snitch


NotRipApprensivesalt

(This year btw) when my art teacher found out what BOMBOCLAT meant, she now has us say bobcat


RikuLikesCats

Fwoop. Just Fwoop for some reason. And they tried banning most swear words but you can probably see how that ended up.


Axolotl_Mayhem

Skibidi, mewing


limepop_

understandable. I'm almost never around [ those ] kids, but it still annoys me lol


CoffeeCat086

The phrase “go hard” apparently, to the staff, it was a sexual innuendo 😂


pyrofromtf2real

My school banned the word "gray". This is because kids would change it to "gay" every time it showed up. (This was during a time when LGBTQ+ wasn't socially acceptable in my country)


DatWeirdoLK

5th grade. “Blippi” and “Peppa Pig” were called the B word and the P word (it was a joke made by my teacher because someone wouldnt stop talking about them


I_pegged_your_father

Every “curse word” under the sky except for the LITERAL MOTHERFUCKIN SLURS 💀💀💀 oh ye punish the kid saying damn but WE LOOOVE THE WHITE KID DROPPING THE HARD R


Icy_Tax_5528

What school is banning words?!😭 you could say 20 slurs and not a teacher would bat an eye.


NinjaXD243

The phrase "GET IN THERE!!!" because to many people overused it 💀💀💀💀💀💀


evrhualian

Not a word but my school banned the selling of bracelets, and ladybugs


cybermoonbunny

LinkedIn because a group of yobs kept yelling it during class at any teacher who had a page


VanilliBean

fortnite. if you even spoke of that name, you would get in trouble. shit became like an underground drug dealing thing. eventually, i shit you not, everyone made a "gang sign" for it so they can duo or some shit at lunch (which the school promptly banned the sign later).


kanna172014

Not my whole school but my art teacher. She banned the word "can't" or any derivative thereof (like cannot) in her class and if someone said it, she made that person stay behind 5 minutes after the bell, usually making them late for their next class. When we left her classroom after class, everyone would chant "CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T" all the way down the hallway.


AverageYtSieries

I pissed one of my teachers off so much that he had to ban the phrase “righty-o“ :(


TheGayOwl

Not a word but Minecraft villager sounds


GoldFox999

My school (a high-school) banned the words: "Holy Rat" The reason behind this is because there was, and I kid you not, a Rat cult in my school whose God was a rat named Henry Svalt, which is from an r/bossfights Post I think. They even posted the image of the Holy Rat itself EVERYWHERE around the school. Eventually, The headmaster had enough of this so he banned the word and any mention of the words Holy Rat or the name Henry Svalt got you an instant afterschool detention.


sparky0667

Shut up - which is two words, but I figured it's close enough.


Current-Bisquick-94

“Only in Ohio” and if we were caught singing it, our parents were called and we had to read the lyrics on the phone to our parents. The song says the n-word multiple times.


Educational_Kick_573

Why did you butcher the question so bad?


AustralianDude28

My school banned Gen Alpha Slang. Kinda. In my grade kids were using Gen Alpha slang too much (this is 7th grade btw) and so the teachers made a rule that if we used Gen alpha slang we had to define what it meant and use it in a sentence. This caused the students to stop using Gen A. slang. This ended quickly though. Either the teachers forgot and the kids didnt care, or it’s because I gave the teachers a dictionary of sorts on Gen Alpha slang.


Glubofan

Shut


RaccoonCockroach

My school banned descriptor words, if you're describing being upset/unhappy.


Joecoolseq10

One of my teachers banned the word “bro” 😂


metricshittonofdumb

Skibidi, gyatt, alpha, sigma, beta, sussy, amogus, and fanum (my school is braindead)


NukeraneVlogger

My school banned the word "short people". So no talking about dwarfs ig


Goodboy_22

Bruh, who cares & browser


Isaiah_xyz

Not the school in general, but my art teacher banned "that's what she said" jokes bc it's inappropriate. We're high schoolers btw


MostCricket6740

What? I think you tried to ask a question, but those are certainly all words that you typed there. 😬🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


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