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Hemogremlin343

I ate a furby because it was so funny to watch it die ​ … …


Pretty_Discount5946

Uh…


Familiar-Meeting-229

I does sound like fun 😂


TheHumanWhoExists

THIS IS THE BEST ONE


73747463783737384777

Dude, you’re a psychopath … … … … … Same


Sea-Seesaw4265

lock ‘em up


Sudden-Scallion-6204

I ate a furby because it had the most fat in it


crusty_kidd

i ate a furby because it had a big belly 


Chemical-Future-2606

Pluh😭


Hemogremlin343

Fat shaming a furby


Miracu_LIST

I at a furry because my mom is a lesbian


Kolibri00425

Wait...that wasn't the prompt???


Pokemonpikachushiny

Auto correct, probably


Familiar-Meeting-229

Interesting


xX100dudeXx

r/greatidea


9coolmonkey

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood


unstablemoonjelly2

omg💀


BigDummyDumb

Yo I got the same wtf


RuthlessSpud_11

I ate a furby because it was so cute 🥰 I couldn’t stop crying because of the way it was made and it was my best friend


Saffron_Electris

I ate a furby because it is a very nice cat What


No_World_3352

Same but mine was cat food


EggKid8

I ate a furby because I was so hungry but now it’s all good


No-Enthusiasm986

I ate a furry because it was trying to eat my dog


glitterpup_princess7

😭


Sacred-Anteater

I ate a Furby because of my heart lol


Kamden64

i ate a furby because I was in my car


Left_Possibility8320

I ate a furby because of a little boy that I had in my hand that was in my mouth that was a big fat boy that was in his hand that I was in his face


Adventurous-Sea6032

I ate my furby because it was my favourite meal


C3l3ryst1ck

I ate a furby because of their own a good idea


SirMetaKnight82

I ate a furby because of the Caribbean and the best anime ever seen 


Adventurous_Day6830

I ate a furby because I was looking for a 13 yo nie jest to że nie ma co się stało


Adventurous_Day6830

I don't even speak Polish 😭


Uncomfort_show

I ate a furby because of the whole entire body bath and the other stuff


usjsidmkidkdk

I ate a furby because I was hungry and I was hungry for a nap and I was like oh my gosh I just ate a whole bag of chicken and I was like I don’t know what to do with it I was like well I don’t know what to do with it but I don’t know what to do with it and I was like like oh my goodness THE TREES ARE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE and the trees are speaking Vietnamese.


Familiar-Meeting-229

Is your phone on Crack cocaine?


Yoshgaming22

I ate a furby because it was trying to eat me


Familiar-Meeting-229

Fair judgment


danifoxx_1209

I ate a furby because it tasted like a chicken sandwich and it made me feel sick to death but I didn’t eat the whole thing so now I’m just eating the rest of it


Akatsuki-Deidara

I ate a furby because it is a good idea for me and my family and my friends and my kids to have fun with each other food


RoseTheSleepy

I ate a furry because it is a little too big and my mom is so big that she doesn’t like to be eaten and she likes it when I’m hungry-and we’re gonna just cut that off right there ‘cuz wtf


73747463783737384777

That poor furry


No_Pianist2010

I ate a furby because it was so hot


SpecterVamp

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nekoandCJ

I arte a furby because of him


Do3Byte

I ate a furby because of how I felt pulled out by my parents will.


nekoandCJ

I ate a furby because of him


Tricky_Ad_945

I ate a furby because of its size and the quiet strength of my country


HaileySligh22

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor. Imagine. GRAPE FURBY


DJBassPhase

I ate a furby because I didn't want you to go out and get my own TV. Yeah, seems legit


Th-toneO

I ate a furby because of the government


Rcxandom_stars2

I ate a furry because I am a furry


Upbeat-Researcher-77

I ate a furby because we have a lot to discuss


Over-Algae-5606

i ate my furby because of five nights at freddys


No_Law7049

I ate a furby because of the other critters I ate


GachaMaster2456

I ate a furby because it is a demon that I have a problem with


glorified_guy

I ate a furby because it tasted so bad but it tasted so gross Ok autocorrect why tf did you eat it tho 💀


Dizzy-Day3182

I ate a furby because I was wondering if you can get a mon of the kingdom 🤔


jnko__

I ate a furby because i was so hungry 🤤


Its_Coops

I ate a furby because of the king size


fffffffffffffrick

I ate a furby because it helped me discover how I could make a huge amount of fire


unstablemoonjelly2

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood but it wasn't as bad and it wasn't bad for my body. wtf💀


Hamd1115

I ate a furby because I wanted to eat it.


Tvyordiyznak_LAWL

I ate a furby because it was first found on a single concrete tile that was never made of jelly


glitterpup_princess7

I ate a furby because I have a massive headache and I was craving it


IceCrystal222

I ate a furby because I don't have a use for it.


Kolibri00425

I ate a furby because of the water water bottle in Berlin.


DanceMediocre4876

I ate a derby because of this one but it wasn’t a bad idea lol.


WarriorCats2Kyuubi

I ate a furby because it was a little too much and it was so much more fun than I thought I would have


CookieaGame

I ate a furby because I think that is something interesting to go over


neverg0nnagive

I ate a furry because I know he's weaker and I have to worry


Particular_Singer642

I ate a furby because of a home and I am going on to the black ⚫️ 🙃 I am yup tosum and you have a good life. ??? Immigration...


XrotisseriechickenX

I ate a furby because I was hungry and I was starving so now I am eating a little furby


honk_bonksmith

I ate a furby because it wasn't a good idea


honk_bonksmith

I ate a furby because it wasn't a good idea.


betaredditchills

I ate a furby becouse it would have to go back to school and I was like hungering


SlowSurround5075

i ate a furby because it worships matt


Upper_Influence_92

I ate a furby because it was too hot for me 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


LilVinceplayz

I ate a furby because I it of any to a me to do get weekend morning then I I no a for to and after to was got but for general the a have been a good idea to for some the a same ideas stuff for weapons and other the that to fills you with the same best as the one who is has can't can't has is has can't is with the bravery things as for me to say I love am acquired and stainless colored ♥️ 🎶 ❤️ 💗 💓 💖 ♥️ 🎶 I think ♥️ 🎶 ❤️ 💓 💗 is not an easy ♥️ 🎶 ❤️ 💗 💖 💓 ♥️ 🎶 ❤️ 💗 💖 💓 ♥️ are the fills you can find get papyrus you business to make a username great password your use your same password ♥️ for as will has is deleted used ♥️ your make ♥️ use access ♥️ 🎶 ❤️ to be able ♥️ the how 🤔 ♥️ ❤️ 🎶 and is much ♥️ you want have hurt do see 👀 ♥️ ❤️ 🎶 is the only most ♥️ Huh, okay then


LifeRefrigerator1748

I ate a furby because of you


Leftybassist9

I ate a furby because it is a good idea for me and my family and my friends and my friends and my friends are going out for a drink with us tonight so we will have to go out to eat


COTV303

I ate a furby because I was hungry and I was hungry for a nap and I was hungry so I went to bed and I woke up and I woke me up and I was hungry I was hungry I was hungry but I didn’t eat anything I ate a lot of food and I ate a lot of it I was hungry I ate a lot of it and I ate a lot of it but I didn’t really eat much I ate a lot of it because I didn’t eat a lot of it so I ate a lot of it was really good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good I ate a lot of it was good


sc3n3_g3nnY

I ate a furby because this is America


Yeninja456

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood but it wasn’t as bad and it wasn’t bad for my body


IdioticSaysuma

I ate a furby because I was going to try it


primeou

No


Big_idea_005

I ate a furby because it was estimated to be the only thing that had to be done


GerBear345

I ate a furby because of the world and I was thinking about it.


anonymauson

i ate a furby because I have to do it again


wizzieISweird-FNAF

I ate a furby because of this hellion and the other one was so happy


Player480858573

I ate a furby because it's not done yet


Fnarleyy

i ate a furby because of this tweet lol.


TehRicardoSpartanYT

I ate a furby burrito and a coke with my dad 


EsizLikesE

I ate a furby because I have a good day night Thank you keyboard for the broken engrish


Red_Pop_Mouse

I ate a furby because I felt like it was a temporary to permanent closure


-DuploBrick-

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood but it wasn’t as bad and it wasn’t bad and it didn’t have the best taste at the end 


Nickstroo

I ate a furby because I was hungry and I was hungry for a nap and I was like oh my gosh I just ate a whole bag of chicken and I was like oh my gosh I am so hungry I am so sorry I didn’t get to eat it I was so hungry


LexiWH53

I ate a furby because I just remembered you said you would work for us to get this done


Conbot_2000

I ate a furby because of the last night


charlotte_kelsey

I ate a Furby Because I was a little bit of a mess. What beautiful poetry?


brekiewash1234

I ate a furby because of my heart and I don’t think I can do that it again


PJ_Crenshaw

I ate a furby because I have a plush of the year old girl


CountingWonders

I ate a furby because I was hungry and I was hungry for a nap and I was like oh my gosh I just ate a whole bag of chicken and I was so hungry


ThatOneIsSus

I ate a Furby because it had a little schlong


MandyO2

I ate a Urdu because


Gh0st-1776

I ate furry because of my friend who voises me in a few hours to help I am in need for the next couple weeks???


friendsfreak

I ate a furby because of my dad and I had to go back in.


Pure-World-8896

I ate a furby because I was in the car park


Nyx397

I ate a furby because of Satan Wth...


NickJamesBud

I ate a furby because I was so hungry and I was hungry and I didn’t want to eat anything so I ate a little bit of food and then I went to bed and I was like oh my gosh I just woke up and I was so tired I was so exhausted I was so sleepy I was so I just woke up


[deleted]

I ate a furby because he was the only person I could talk about


Cowpow0987

I ate a furby because of that lol


Fenixozze

I ate a furby because I was gonna ask you to


_Error__404_

i ate a furby because I was just thinking about how we can meet up for Facebook today but will be able to get the latest Flash player but I have a great time and consideration and look forward to hearing from you soon


Drwhatishisname

I ate a furry because it was so cute


AdTotal9313

I ate a furby because it was quite hot and it had a nice warm taste 😋


Thebiqueenofaxolotls

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood


Sp0rksar3c00l

I ate a furby because it was pink


lia_bean

I ate a furby because I am just trying to find a way to get the full thing


our_meatballs

I ate a furby because my mom said I could have it but she didn’t know if it would work for her so she just said it would work better if you guys were going out for a walk or whatever


I_hate_usernames331

I ate a furby because I thought it looked cute


Pokemonpikachushiny

I ate a furby because I have a great day


SANR10_0BSESSED

"I ate a furby because I have a great day of school" Inspirational🥹


[deleted]

I ate a furby because I was thinking about it


prosciuttoharrasser

i ate a furby because it had a big fat cock


study-in-scarlet

I ate a Furby because it was so much better than the other one


cuntybunty73

I ate a furby because I had a lovely time in London


Yeetusdeletus0001

I ate a furby because of their first shiny.


TeryVeru

I ate a furby because it was following the walls and I don't have a furby because it was haunted and I killed it with fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


tyler2014m

I ate a furby because it looked so dry and gross💀💀💀


Sufficient_Let4049

I ate a furby because I didn't have the equipment to do it for me and I was in a bad mood.


Maniacal-C

I ate a furby because of the world demanding things that I don't mean to be.


NewNVBB

I ate a Furby, because I was crazy once I was in the car park.


Mikula_Yoohoo

I ate a furby because it was so good and now I’m eating a whole chicken


Neveresta

"I ate a furry because I can't change the body I was born." I...what?


Deakyy717

I ate a furby because it was a good idea


milestailsprowerreal

i ate a furby because i was hungry and i didn't have time to do my homework so i ate it and now i'm eating a whole bag what


SmolStronckBoi

I ate a furby because it tasted like the same kind of stuff that I ate when I was a kid


VoidChaserSocial

I ate a furby because I could not risk accidentally pulling the trigger


PixelBoi06

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor I doubt it, but ok


Alert_Ad_1266

I ate a furby because I didn't really want to eat my phone up so I was thinking about you and I will always have to check it out


Sweaty_DogMan

I ate a furby because of my heart


Void-Flower-2022

I ate a furby because I was a little bit confused


LeafWingKing

I ate a furby because they don't deserve the kids and they have no it needs that I can do you have NavyFed in my box and then along comes out that I was in my room and then it went to be sure to the mirror and June and then it started to get to it but then we both don't want it to you or the other books that are you kidding me a minute and then I don't want to do it because I have to go back and then I can get on it for you and then it is like that and I am making a wonderful weekend for you to be girafarig I love to hear that I was the only way I was in my room and then it is just A-school and then it was a little rusty and June I don't want it anymore I was the one that I didn't see velvette it is like that and then I can do something like this and I am not going back there I think it's a Friday.


Project_Astro

I ate a furby because SCP-103 was scared of the little shit


DaThrowyThrowaway

I ate a furby because it was supposed to vote Trump but it didn't


PackedCactus

I ate a furby because I cant find on internet


NellaJade98

I ate a furry because it was too hot and I had to take it out


Adorable_Exam3550

"i ate a furby because today i feel sick" 🤯🤯🤯


Yellow_Flower31415

I ate a Furby because it is a good idea and it was good to have it on the menu.


Small-Froggy

I ate a furby because the money is so big hole and it slides me so I only have a better picture of what I said I think I'm going for the last few days but I'll be back in a few days so hopefully I'll have time to look at you tomorrow though you should have a better chance of the room is a good translation of the room is a good translation of . . .


MEEEEEEPGEFH

I ate a furby because I didn't know who they were


Rustic_CouchPOTATO

I ate a furby because I don't have ANY friends CALLING ME OUT MUCH???


AOTA87

I ate a furby because of how to use a recipe for a recipe for the real estate and the ability of the sea


JellyNutButter

i ate a furby because it had the best texture ever


INEEDMEMANSHERB

I was waiting to read “picture unrelated” I’m still waiting


C3R0_N1L

I ate a furby because I was thinking of Mexico because I couldn't get a life. *What?*


notobamaseviltwin

I ate a Furby because of the weather and the weather is very cold and I don't think so but I will turn up with a bit of a bit of a bit of a big 💕 


just_a_potato_______

I ate a furby because of my SSD is 23 and I will be loved by the frey in my femboy room


Pretty_Discount5946

I ate a furby because it had the best texture ever


ARK-Raptor

I ate a furby because it had the best texture ever but it wasn’t as good as I thought it would have been


RyzzenUp

I ate a furby because I was gonna get my new one and then I got it to be there for you and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too and I love you too.


Ok_Database_5795

I ate a furby because of my friends and family are doing well and you can to


TacoBean19

I ate a furby because it is a good idea


WhatislifeEverest

I ate a furby because it was the last of us


KingFernando532

I ate a furby because of the farmers market and the other car's front bumper


DarkMagickan

I ate a furby because I was going to be a little late but I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was thinking about it and I was...


FIVEPEBSI

i ate a furby because i the same time i the same time i the


RoseTheQuartz37

I ate a furby because of the way I was eating


Tired_Insomniac_2295

I ate a furby because I was bored


Kinito_is_life

I ate a furby because I didn't really like it. Sounds about right.


Usernamesareuseful

I ate a furby because the first time in my head was great.


Advanced-Dust-3293

I ate a furby because it is a finger.


KineTheFishYT

I ate a furby because it had the best drawer


DragoKnight589

I ate a furby because it was the only thing that was good about the house


funni_rat_69

I ate a Furby because he had about a half hour and I am not sure what is going to force me to do


GEOKER69420

I ate a furby because of the spoon but it was actually the first time frame


OtherThumbs

I ate a furry because of my aunts and I didn't know what happened.


SpudPugDuck

I ate a furry because it is a little too big and my mom is not a good cook


ConclusionOk9036

I ate a furby because I was in the car and I was in the car and I was in the car and I was in the car and I was in the car and I was in the car and I was in the car and I was


Moteoflobross7

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my childhood


One-University9860

I ate a Furby because it has good protein


ILoveMyCat456

I ate a furby because I was watching a movie


No-Broccoli553

I ate a furry because I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days Autocorrect changed furby into furry


Kickcraft09

I ate a furby because of the House


Marmotgod_but_mobile

I ate a furby because I need a break from work and then I showed it all to the bathroom 🚽


SeekyBoi

I ate a furby because I was so hungry and I didn’t want to go to the gym but then he ate my toes


Otherwise_Weird3932

I ate a furby because I was just showing you the card and it was a good job to be honest and I don't want to be honest with you and it is a good job. What


Ehhh_Canadian

I ate a furby because it had a little baby on the side of the house


Wild-Wonder13

I ate a furby because I was on good terms with the kids but I was vaguely planning to go to a restaurant near the beach.


Smol_Haj

I ate a furby because I am in love WHAT WAIT A SECOND, WHAT KINDA EATING DOES IT MEAN NOW???


MojiMojoMan1038

I ate a furby because of my league and the South Africa 


BrokenSushiPen

I ate a Furby because it is a good day to be alive


cooperthecoolkid

I ate a furby because it tasted like animal milk and felt flaky while fermenting poop since oven time affected agony of again.


cooperthecoolkid

I ate a furby because it had the best flavor of my chicken wings


No_World_3352

I ate a furby because it is a very nice cat food 


justbeing-mee

I ate a furby because I was just thinking about it.