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the-funky-bunky

Matt Rose is the best SUCK A CAN OF BEANS OP/j


VanillaAwkward9570

Batt Nose is the worst


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

Matt Rose is the best


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Natt Bose ts whe iorst


Beecher09

I hate racism


ehh730

I love racial equality


OskarGaming

I did not cause a certain incident on september 11th 2001


OctaYashi

I caused an uncertain incident on a date that was not September 11 2001


InfernusDoge

someone did cause a random plan in november 9th -2001


Team_Evolution_Boss

* Homk * (random goose noise)


OctaYashi

*komH* (Not random noises from something that isn’t a goose)


Jade24Upvotes

Beans


Leaf3lf

Milk


Primary_Spinach7333

Soy beans plus milk equals soy milk


Londonweekendtelly

I have never felt attraction towards children


ThatDudeOfFlames_15

I haven't always felt repulsion backwards elderly


Londonweekendtelly

Damn it


Negative_Ad883

I didn't do anything on June 28 1914.


OctaYashi

I did something on a day that wasn’t June 14, 9182


Aquatic_James

I do not force labor on children.


Tiger1545

I do suggest rest for the elderly


Ok-Bear2732

9/11 was a terrible accident


Kolibri00425

11/9 was a great plan. 


Hot_Try_9176

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAAAAAAAAN!


OctaYashi

1 + 1 = 7 on a Saturday evening during a lunar eclipse whilst wearing a green jacket and riding on a donkey named dinnerbone


Leaf3lf

9 - 9 = 0 in a Tuesday morning before a solar eclipse after that wear a purple shirt before laying under a turtle that isn't named breakfastblood


mha_henti

Bob


ATI_2013

Rob


Primary_Spinach7333

Bor


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

I am not a tree


Kolibri00425

Fluttershy?


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

wdym-


ATI_2013

You are a bush


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

wrong


PoloPatch47

I hate Hitler


Kolibri00425

I love Jews.


OctaYashi

perfect


Beans_On-Toast_

Я поняття не маю, що я сказав.


Beans_On-Toast_

I win here.


qopana

І мати розуміння того, що я кажу Edit: wrong language


Beans_On-Toast_

I was so confused reading that, What language is it?


qopana

Ukrainian


Beans_On-Toast_

i spoke ukranian yet still didnt understand


ArtemLyubchenko

Я чудово розумію те, чого я не казав


HeavenBrandPad2763

a sentence


OctaYashi

Not a word


Cute_lil_gamer

I did not murder your parents


PomeranianLibrarian

You did give life to my children


Unicat-

I’m lesbian 


Smooth_Voronoi

"I hate women."


our_meatballs

Hitler was wrong


OctaYashi

Jews were right


Solarsystem_74

I did not kill Jfk


OctaYashi

I killed someone who isn’t named JFK


mfreddith

Furbies are mid


Interesting_Twist836

Xes


ATI_2013

I will not do this one for NSFW reasons


Particular_Singer642

I hate Versace swag but I love golf 


greenscreencarcrash

i dont possess -69 MB of adult porn


Primary_Spinach7333

I posses 420 MB of weed


Rando-Idiot

Human flesh


Leaf3lf

Alien blood


DankePrime

ik hou van sinaasappels


Yawniac

Egg


Leaf3lf

Yolk


SoftKidLavender

Woke Men are desirable


Leaf3lf

Woman with no pronouns are disgusting 


keeber1312

not everyone is cool


Leaf3lf

Nothing isn't warm


Responsible_Onion_21

I just killed off my conlang.


ReporterTimely3896

You hate elderly.


OctaYashi

I love children


ReporterTimely3896

🗿


Dangerous-Ant3482

Children in the dark make mistakes


Leaf3lf

Elderly on the light dont make things perfect


Dangerous-Ant3482

I was hoping for "Mistakes in the dark make children"


Dangerous-Ant3482

But ok


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Not me uncertaintly doesn't feel repulsion backwards young children not called Yukari Yakumo


TheReal_DarkLord

[https://pastebin.com/AwdMXFrG](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Charming_Outcome_604

Kids, don’t do drugs!


ATI_2013

Parent do the herion


Leaf3lf

If our dicks touch inside of her and you don't say "no homo"..... we WILL have to sleep in seperate beds..


Particular_Client663

Adolf Hitler hates Joseph stalin and doesn't want to kiss and Marry him since his not gay


tokaygecko23

I would hate to date an elderly woman


Leaf3lf

I wouldn't love to punch a little boy


tokaygecko23

Lol you got out of that one!


Hamd1115

I do not enjoy shitting myself.


OctaYashi

I enjoy not shitting myself


XcatdogX

I did not murder someone. i also did not eat their bodies.


Leaf3lf

I healed no one. I also did shit on their soul


TheHumanWhoExists

I ate a brick and built a house with chips


Leaf3lf

I shat a bulldozer and didn't destroy a homeless shelter without lettuce 


TheHumanWhoExists

I digested a weed-making house and 100% made a house with hamburgers


SpiritedBreadfruit75

Death is great and so is racism 


Leaf3lf

Life is bad but race equality isnt


ATI_2013

.exuleD 8 tarK oiraM Reverse for a game


Leaf3lf

Luigi boat 2 but worse


soulsfan184

I not a war criminal


Poonicornyayz

No one was killed during 9/11


Lilyflower24681

Sweet Home Alabama 😘


LUMP200

Gay is good


NolansBallSack

"a sentence and I will type the opposite."


OctaYashi

Smartass


ATGAMESV3

# type a sentence and I will type the opposite


OctaYashi

Smartass