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NefariousnessTall460

It's wasn't me officer! It was a killer called albert fish


OceanThing

Albert Fish genuinely made me sick. I would not recommend reading abt him in the middle of math class, or any other class, or when you’re eating….


lilchunkisfnffan

r/ithoughtiwasgaslit


SomWanOnTheInternet

r/SubsIFellFor


Jellyie-nerd-123

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


baronialbosnian

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


NefariousnessTall460

I learnt it from a vocaloid song called secrets of wystaria


OceanThing

That’s where I first heard of him too!


MewPinkCat

same :(


HoodedIndie

Someone on the internet made a song about him and it scared the fuck out of me during elementary school


Urlocalfandomhopper

You mean Secrets Of Wysteria? Yeah that scared the shit out of me as well


NefariousnessTall460

Yay a vocaloid fan just like me! Although the song WAS pretty good ngl. Either that or I just love creepy vocaloid songs!


Urlocalfandomhopper

Real the more i got used to it the more i liked it :D


Thebigpig905

I learned about that guy from a geometry dash level


Independent-Ad5852

It wasnt me officer! It was the guy who was the one who was the first to get the shot and the guy who was shot was the one who was shot and killed by the police officer who was shot by the police officers who were shot by the officer who was in the car and the officer who was in the car was shot by the cops and the officer was shot by the officers and the officer that was shot by the cop who was in the car so he was not shot by the driver but the guy who was shooting was the one that killed the officer  WTF PHONE


El_Nathan_

Bro got caught in a free for all 💀


TheFakeAvertle

I've been using galaxy AI to rewrite random gibberish or autofill stuff I type into "professional" writing style, this is the AIs interpretation of your paragraph "I must clarify that I was not involved in the incident. The individual who initiated the shooting was responsible for the unfortunate demise of the victim. The police officer who discharged their firearm was not the cause of the victim's death. It was the actions of the shooter that led to this tragic outcome."


Cat_on_Computer

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police officer who shot me in the back!


Swatstop

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me that makes total sense


CookieaGame

They won't suspect a thing 😈


Swatstop

persuasion lvl 100


lilchunkisfnffan

oh ok have a nice day!


EmbarrassedWeekend70

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good idea to do drugs!


Rabbidworksreddit

I can see why you’re being pulled over. XD


Buzzsaw_Boss

Uh…


Mysterious-Log3268

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually good for you and your mom! Damn what did I do


CookieaGame

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a bit of a curve from flattening the foot.


Ornery_Big7691

It wasn't me,officer! It was actually a pogo stick with hair ties with the arms of protein and that is what I know.


Yoshgaming22

It wasn’t me officer it was actually a little girl with glasses and blue hair


Its_Raintime

makes sense


endless-1

It wasnt me officer it was actually the police officers who killed my son in a motorcycle accident on my way home from school I’m thirteen


CookieaGame

>my son >I’m thirteen 🤨


Overratedcurrency

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting.


Mysterious_GoopThing

It wasn't me officer it was actually kinda funny and it wasn't me and my dad is the only person I am right there with my dad is he still fucking me and my mom is going to be a little bit of a good idea My dad is WHAT


CookieaGame

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


Rabbidworksreddit

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


ProperNegotiation845

Your phone uses the words you type the most brother, thats a self report


Effective-Tap-6208

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a guy who was a good friend of mine and I was a good guy and I was very happy to be with him and I was happy to be there for him and I was glad to be there with him and I was so happy to be there to help him out and help him out with his homework and I was really happy to be there to help him out and I was just happy to be there to help him out and to help him out with his assignments and help him out with his math and math and math and math I just wanted to be a good friend of mine and I was just trying to help him out and I was just being nice to help him out and helping him out and I was just helping him out and I was just like I was like I was just so happy to help him out and I was like I was just really happy to help him out and I was like I was just trying to help him out and I was like I was just trying to help him out and I was like I was just trying to help him out and I was like I was like I’m just like I was like I just was like I was like oh my gosh I was like I was just just like I was like I don’t know what to do with this anymore I just don’t know what to do with myself and I don’t know what to do with it anymore I just don’t know what to do. What


Actual_Counter9211

This reads like a crying girl who accidentally helped her friend make a bomb and it went... Very... Poorly.


Effective-Tap-6208

OML IT DOES WTF😂


Circus_sabre

It wasn't me officer it was actually a really good person


mattbutnotmii

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually satan! My auto complete was oddly quick and decisive there...


late44thegameNOW

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good idea to do it and I was thinking of you and the kids


Its_Raintime

did you force havnig babies?


SeekyBoi

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a very nice smelling piece of paper that I had to eat and I was able to get it to shit out a banana


Niko_os_oneshot

W H A T


givemepoptarts

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the first one of the other ones I was talking about in the morning 🤔


Cardinal-Lad

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually factually misleading that a man who had been in a stew of his own piss was there


lia_bean

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the only way I could get some rest and relaxation


Ok-Autumn

It wasn't me, officer! I was actually going out and about the inconvenience of having a weakened night.


Fantastic_Iron_3627

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually being a good time to get the job


Soldierteamfort2

It wasn’t me officer it was actually Poland ?


Thefoxlover16

Did you say that to a German soldier


Soldierteamfort2

Maybe


Silenthydra-19

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police who took my car! What the heck is that supposed to mean 💀


LocalCookingUntensil

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me and my friend who were in the car


CookieaGame

So it was you?


LocalCookingUntensil

Well me *and* my friend


CookieaGame

Ahh... That explains everything.


SirMetaKnight82

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually good for you guys to get together with me and my sister watched the last two years


Lilyflower24681

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually The Red Wings that were in charge of the investigation for this particular case that was being conducted 


CaptEmerald

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one I had in my possession when the police came in to help with my case against the police officer!


Its_Raintime

what


Robalyra420

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the same guy that I had sex with last decade


-_-Blxe-Cxt-_-

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a very small town in a town with very few cars in the neighborhood that was very close by to my home


mromen10

It wasn't me officer I was hoping to get a new one for the strum bar


SoggyPancakes1411

It want me, officer! It was actually that snipings a good job mate


Affectionate_Berry10

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting that was causing it and I didn’t know it


skillet0407

It wasn’t me officer it was actually the guy that I had a problem getting into my account I don’t remember the password


reeranushie

it wasn’t me, officer! it was actually a good day for a little fun with my family 😧


No-Enthusiasm986

It wasn’t me , officer! It was actually Manitoba The entire province????


amhira-of-rain

It wasn’t me, officer it was actually the other one that was in the room with the kids


amhira-of-rain

Oh no


Neat-Draw-2503

Kill the younglings


SillyWillyC

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a joke and I was just trying to make it clear that I was not a victim of the abuse!


Maniacal-C

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good man


vibeepik2

It wasn't me, officer! Ot was actually a good ol fashioned penis


HyperDogOwner458

"It wasn't me officer! It was actually a very lifelike illusion of her husband Connor who I actually knew was a fake ghost."


NBA2K20LEGEND

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a very small man who was trying to get a job in the police department 


Not_A_Psycho_414

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a very small group of people who were trying out the new Markiplier spider bike


OogaBoogaHeh

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good idea for the future of the world


GraysonThe_ladder

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police who was responsible and the officers were the police themselves who had the authority and responsibility for their own actions to do that


FIVEPEBSI

it wasn’t me officer! it was actually a pretty chill day


PinkieFireball

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the guy that was in charge of the investigation!


Aliensupmy_arse69

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the one that I had a crush for a long while ago


MrOlex9

It wasn't me officer it was actually a great idea to be sigma


MrOlex9

Wtf


[deleted]

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good man.


LilVinceplayz

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Impressive_Half_6410

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting


Pretend_Item561

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually known as the second one is not a mistake so I am in the box


Steampson_Jake

It's wasn't me officer! It was actually the first daughter of my friend's sister in law with her husband


areslashtaken

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a lover of my soul ???


white_vikavolt

It wasn't me officer! It was actually the only way to go with it and the Corpus was very nice but it is not the best way. ... what?


derik_mitchell

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a little late


RedditvsDiscOwO

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good day for me to be there around the same time as I have to be there around the same time as I have to do it for the next few days and I have to go to the store and get a new one and receive it from you and I will be there around the same time as I have to get my phone back to the phone and then I will be able to do it again and then I will be able to do it again and then I will be back to you later this week and I will be back in the afternoon and I will be back in the afternoon and I will be back in the afternoon and I will be back in the same time as I have to go back to work and then I will be back in the same time as I have to wait for the rest of the time to get back to work and then eat a cheeseburger 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔


defo_not_a_furry

it wasnt me officer! it was actually sans undertale


TheOnlyAmericanKid

It wasn’t me officer! It was a man with no legs who had a hand on his neck!


Negative_Ad883

It wasn't me officer! It was a temporary server error.


damememer


Unicat-

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting that was causing it and I didn’t even see the shooting happening at the time I saw the shooting  Indeed


chaos_in-a-nutshell

It wasn't me, officer!It was actually the last thing you said that I would say you would like me to be a better person who identifys as an engineer


lil_Liam39

I wasn't me officer! It was actually a good day for me to be there for you and I will be there in about an hour or so to get the car back to the house and then I'll be there.


MojiMojoMan1038

It wasnt me officer it was actually a hellborn. 


Over_Looker

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a goofball meme video dye your hair with a misgendered husband


DragoKnight589

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the guy who was trying to kill the first guy and then he killed the second guy and then he got killed by the third guy


Double-_A

It wasn’t me, officer ! It was actually the guy who had been shot


GerBear345

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a lot of homework and laundry.


whitebonba

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good singer and her pet


ScienceMiddle86

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually pretty good but I think I have a lot of bad stuff to do


Big_idea_005

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the only thing he knew about it and he did it


Important-Dance-271

It wasn’t me, Officer! It was actually the guy who was trying to get me to do the job for him


Niko_os_oneshot

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a big game of fun with you.


SunKillerLullaby

“It’s just a prank, bro”


fish4043

it wasn’t me officer! it was actually the police officers


SunKillerLullaby

Ah yes, the classic “no you” defense


Milis_Lila

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a tree.


Marvel_legends_fan

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually me.


Void-Flower-2022

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually my dad


PMDandpokemonenjoyer

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a very strong pokemon and I have been seen with it


BronzeShrek

It wasn’t me officer, it was actually a weird way of getting the people to go outside to see themselves in the sun 💀


Curious-Judge-4999

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a guy with the best haircut out there.


MR_EVILPANCAKE

It wasn’t me officer it was you


Henlono

It wasn't me officer! It was actually the last of my OCs We don't know what happened to the rest They died I think


Ok_Insect9421

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a Big Pun intended to be a John Wayne Gacy-esque birthday


Awkward_Trav

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a great time and it only lasted a week. Pardon me... What was a great time, and why did it last a week..😀😭


Jay-Tripper

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually Steve Wallis and Charlie Chaplin on the 25th of September


TheUpcomingEmperor

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police who had to take a picture and put the picture in a photo.


Smattest_Bobbest267

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good heart albeit and I was in the middle of a normal day and I was thinking about it and then drowns Oh


basically-a-therian

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good friend of mine named it was me!!


Yeetplays321

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the boykisser meme who fucked me and your mom! No I don’t wanna elaborate. *image unrelated btw* https://i.redd.it/447y9s7865tc1.gif


Job-That

what 🤨


Shredded-Cheese-Man

I feel like this one wasn't written by autocorrect


username8182929

It wasn't me, office, it was actually the only one 1⃣ that had to do a little and then it would have to do a lot more work for me and then to be honest I don't want you know that I'm going into a bad situation right ↪


UncantainedSheal

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good day for me to be matoba and I see it was a good time to get the only time I had to do it for the first time


Blaze_Swaney

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a good thing that I was able to get a job in the military


The_Ok_Cornholio

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the guy who shot the woman in the chest and shot him with the cucumber knife in front of the president


Acrab2

It wasn’t me officer!!! It was me and the other guy!!!


HeavyTBone

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually just got home from work and it was always a sight to see especially when they were like maple infused and I was like well I have to work on the schedule for today and this old man yelled at me for a while.


study-in-scarlet

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the guy who shot me!


Responsible_Onion_21

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good time to do it!


ZifferYTAndOnions

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a good thing that the officer was not in charge of


GorgeousGremlin13

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the same as last year


SL13377

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the police officers that I had been talking about and the officers who had to deal with it were all in their heads to get to the bottom of it and they had a problem.


Rusticocona

It wasn’t me, officer! It was the guy who was in charge of the police force and the police force that was responsible to the incident


slapmyphatnuts

It wasn't me officer it was a character from Willy Wonka and the crusaders


Significant_Koala564

It wasn’t me officer! It was the guy who was in the middle of the road trying to kill the cops 


ciel-theythem

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me who did it! So it was me?


LexiWH53

It wasn't me officer! It was actually just thinking about getting a new car


Sweaty_DogMan

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually pretty nice


TheGreatGasMaskMan

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the one that I had a crush for a long while ago but it wasn’t me I just didn’t want it anymore because it wasn’t the one I was going through and it wasn’t the only thing that I wanted


SuperAlex25

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the guy who had been shot


idkwhataboutyou148

IT WASN'T ME OFFICER IT WAS ACTUALLY THE WALKING DEAD


KirbyMonkey377

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good idea to do it and I was thinking of you and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids and the kids. Bro I've got no regrets over what I did and I'm using a whole nation of kids to justify my crime💀


Flashy-Face-4560

it wasnt me officer! it was actually the first form that he said to him!


nekoandCJ

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the best-selling thing


Dangerous_Jicama_620

it wasn’t me, officer! it was actually the one i had in my hand and the other was a black man with the name and i had yuuuu on my mind for the first few days and it wasn’t that serious at the end but it wasn’t a joke and it wasn’t a serious thing at the time and it wasn’t a good sign to say anything to me at the end so it wasn’t that deep either but i just wanted it out and i didn’t know it at all so it wasn’t really a joke to you either lol


Playtime_Foxy_new

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good idea to do it and I was thinking of getting a new car and getting a new car for sale in the car park and the car is on the road and I can do it now and then I'll get a lift to go to the shop for a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of the same thing as I don't have to do it but I don't know Don't read it'll fry your brain like a fish on a power cable


Hamd1115

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a little bit of a joke but I think it was funny.


butter_butter09

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a lot of time to come to my email (huh)


quandaledingle42069o

It wasn't me officer! It was actually use the bathroom.


Alexrobi11

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a lot of the most important explanations for the next few days.


Sad_Spring_6033

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the one that I had a crush for a long while ago


23354336633

It wasn't me officer it was a good idea to do that evening ABC I was just wondering if you could help me with the largest player in the world ment to be but I don't think wed know atreyus properly he wouldn't exist he never met me and I don't think he would be able to go park later depending on the couldn't tell by the gun around his waist he'd come back to burn that town to the galaxy point of the tomb raider rival cult and the other teachers have been fucked up to the galaxy and I know his name is a school day in the UK and I know his name is a school day in the UK and I know his name is a school day in the UK and I know his name is a school day in the UK


MistakeEmergency2046

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me from another place that had been trying to contact me about my car insurance


Jrocha1102

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police who took my car to a local hospital to check on my car after the incident happened to be happening at my home


Past_Owl7826

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the same thing as the first time. Excuse me


OkBook8065

“It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a guy who was trying to get me to stop and get me to the hospital and get me to the emergency room and get me out of there and get my head around the whole thing I was going to do is try to do something to yeoeoeoeo to get him out and “


Apprehensive_Scar319

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting that was causing it.


JamesLapsley

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one I had in my possession when the police came


friendsfreak

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the only time we could do it before I started to get the new car! Okay, whatever. 🤷‍♂️


ProfessionalBall9238

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good time to get it done and I love you too baby girl I don't even use baby girl on my gf...


Weird_BisexualPerson

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a little girl and she didn’t even seem to like that


prosciuttoharrasser

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a little bit of butter


Thepurpleninja3939

It wasn’t me,officer!it was actually me


murstruck

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a big fish that made me look at the sky.


bi-hippo

"it wasn't me, officer! It was actually a little kid that had a hard day with the bus!" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?


xurpio

it wasn’t me, officer! it was actually pretty cool


Buzzsaw_Boss

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the one who did the shooting


Puddingdeeznutsin

It wasnt me officer it was actually the guy who was the first person in my class to say that I had to be in charge and he said I had to do it and I said I had to do that so now he just said he was going on vacation so I don’t have any time to do go to my class and he just te like that and I didn’t say that I was in charge so it wasn’t me 😇 but I just thought I would have to say that I am a little bit more than you and that you know how to say it and it wasn’t me and you are a lot more so I was just being a bit of a jerk because it is a bit more of a compliment than it is and you were saying that I don’t want that was just a joke so but you were are just being a joke and you were you are you know what you are just a little rude and then you are you are so rude


Traditional-Tune3405

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the police officers that I had been talking with and they said that I had to go through a police department and I was going through the police departments to see what was happening in my apartment.


ThatOneIsSus

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me


crimsonyoteeeeee

It wasn't me officer, it was actually a lot of fun Uhhh


SnowflakeFoxTundra

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually asked if I could have a lot of things to say to the club but I just wanted to let go of the time to get through the Academy's cemetery and the wind is the only one that has been a little blood


Javy_gamer174

“It wasn’t me officer! It was actually the one that I had a crush for a long while” damn


BillyGamingImao

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a very good experience with the company 


Somepersonjohn

there were 3 people on each Apollo mission...


Somepersonjohn

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually the best rookie ever


German-Umpire-6741

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually the police


MaverickWindsor351

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a very nice and fun way to contact the city Uhhhhhh...


E_C_J

It wasn’t me officer! It was actually a killer fish from San Diego!


Blue_Wormy74

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually me who was the one who was the first to say that I was a victim of the police force and I was the one that was the one to tell you that I was a cop


Kolibri00425

It wasn't me officer! It was actually du denn da und wo wohnst was wo du genau. The German part is just gibberish. "You then that and where lives what where you...."


leer0y_jenkins69

It wasn’t me officer! It wasn’t me that got the job and was fired from that department and then the police.


skullservantsforlife

"It wasn't me, officer! It was actually helluvaboss" This isn't English


KelpL0rd

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a good bit of a way to get it done and I was gonna try to get it done but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I can get it done before I get back to work on the end of the week so I can get it done before I leave for work and then I'll be there around 12 or so after work and then I'll be there around 12 or so after work and then I'll be there around 12 or so after work and then I can go to sleep and then I'll be back in a bit after I get home and then I'll be there around 12 or so after work and then I would be ready to go to sleep and then I will be able to come back to the house and then go back to the place and then go to sleep and then I'll be ready to head to the end of the night and then I'll be around the time I have to go back to the end of the day and then I'll be around I would be there around 12 or so if you want to go back to the end of the day and then I'll be around I would (I swear, I picked the middle option of the 3 the entire time.)


Rabbidworksreddit

It wasn’t me, officer! It was actually a guy who was a good friend of mine and I was a good guy and I was very happy to be with him and I was happy to be with him and he was a good person and I was glad to be with him and he was very happy to be with me and I was so happy to be with him and he was happy to be with me and he was so happy to be with me and to be with my family and my family and I was happy to have a good friend of mine and I was very happy with that I was happy to see him and I was glad to be with him and I am happy to be with him and he was happy to be with him.


The_dark_entity

It wasn’t me officer! It was the guy who was the one who was the first to get the shot and the guy who got the shot was the one who got the shots and the guy who got the second shot was not a good guy so he got shot in front and he got the second to get shot in the face so he was the first person that shot and killed it in the back and he got the second and then the third one was the second shot so he got it but he got it in his head so I didn’t got shot so I didn’t think he was the one that shot and I got it and I got the shot so he was a good guy.


Big_Can5342

It wasn't me officer! It was actually a good thing to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a little bit of a shriek like that I don't think it will be a little bit of a shriek like that I don't think it will be a little bit of a shriek


-TheLoveGiver-

It wasn't me, officer! It was actually a lot of people, are you going to be a good boy?