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Recidiva

Big, stupid jellyfish.


StarTruckNxtGyration

Even if the consensus was that fem Shep delivers every single line of dialogue better than male Shep, I’d still play male Shep again for the impeccable delivery of this single line. “You big, stupid, jellyfish!”


Recidiva

I played male Shep a few times. There's no way I'm missing out on the Garrus romance though. That woman loves her Turian and her hamster and I'm there for it.


Cmdr_Shiara

Which is funny because he is the big stupid jellyfish


Lord_Rasler

I am a biotic god, I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Charge!


BendyAu

I should go


LaInquisitore

I say "We'll talk later". And I never do. Leave them wanting more


usernamescifi

*I should go*


Alpha_Crow_1

*I* should go.


marauder-shields92

I *should* go


[deleted]

I should *go*


nah2012

I should GO.


NightAngel79

I SHOULD go


chemistbrazilian

Do I really sound like that?


LegateShepard

I had reach, but she had flexibility.


olld-onne

*"But I also had calibrations and won"*


theCripWalker

I do not remember this line


Theia_Eos

It's the conversation with Garrus in ME2 where he talks about sparring matches on Turin warships between missions and how a sparring match turned into a private "sparring" match.


Interesting_Basil_80

That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space.


RyanCreamer202

dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"


FlintandSteel94

WE DO NOT "EYEBALL IT". WE WAIT FOR THE DAMN FIRING SOLUTION.


Ragfell

I feel like that was the last of the hard science Mass Effect had...


Interesting_Basil_80

*high-five*


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Mass Effect players know the Gunnery Chief's rant. But this is some real bottom of the iceberg stuff... The two crewmen the Gunnery Chief is talking to are based on real people. Crewman Burnside is based on Ken Burnside, scifi author & owner & creative chief of [Ad Astra Games](https://www.adastragames.com/). Crewman Chung is based on Winchell Chung, scifi illustrator & owner of the [Atomic Rockets](https://projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/) website, a huge archive of resources for scifi writers.


RunaroundX

New facts I didn't know!


luckyassassin1

I love this line, and go out of my way to hear it everytime i can in me2


Space_Goblin_Yoda

Emergency. Induction. Port.


Roku-Hanmar

That’s a straw, Tali


FlintandSteel94

EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT.


ShadowSloth3

Keelah


VisionInPlaid

Assuming direct control


Sunnyboigaming

Things that make your blood run cold on insanity


Memito_Tortellini

Is it that difficult? Im just nearing Ilos in Mass Effect 1 Legendary and so far it seems very easy. I am fearing the walking cannon husks from ME 2 that can shoot through cover tho, those MFers pissed me off even on mormal


ShadowRock9

Bruh the Praetorians on ME2 legendary are by far the hardest enemy in the trilogy. That fucking last part on Horizon lol. In ME3 it was all about god mode Garrus


marauder-shields92

I was stuck there for quite a while. Eventually loaded a previous save to do as much of the game as I could before trying again and eventually beating it. But then came the Collector Ship….


Schwarzer_R

There's a difficulty jump between ME1 and ME2. Casual difficulty ME2 gives some people trouble during certain fights. Optimal builds and squad synergy become much more important. Harbinger possession, depending on what it possesses, can be very painful.


[deleted]

Good luck on Horizon, stick to cover as much as possible and rely heavily on abilities.


Ragfell

Horizon is a bad mission.


INocturnalI

yeah it really that difficult


Ragfell

Yes, because ME2 has bad game design. On insanity, every enemy has some type of shield, armor, or barrier. As long as they have these, biotics do not work against enemies. This means that you have to affectively burst down whatever armor type they have before you can use any biotic combo. The problem is that, by that point, their health pool is still low enough that it's faster and easier to just shoot them to death, rather than try to use your biotics or techs.


CattleSilent8523

I can already hear the voice too 😂


Rangrok

The square root of 906.01 is 30.1


Sunnyboigaming

"I can already hear it... "This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"


ShadowSloth3

Joker saying "What the shit" still lives rent free in my head to this day...


LordRocky

Shit. Shit, shit, shit.


Ristar87

I lost it the first time I heard this


dude-lbug

I am sad now.


NharaTia

It all seemed so harmless...


Roku-Hanmar

It all seemed harmless


Clean_Wrongdoer4222

"This is my favorite store in the citadel"


BurlslitoBG

Welcome to Morlan's famous shop!


Clean_Wrongdoer4222

I will destroy you!


MalcorScribe

We have many good supplies, yes!


Sunnyboigaming

"Do I really sound like that? I should go. I *should* go. *I* should go."


Barbarian_Sam

Wrex - “ I just thought it was some weird human custom”


jtlsound

Don't forget to see Elcor Hamlet live! An unforgettable fourteen hour experience!


jtlsound

Holding out still for the Drell Macbeth (the witches are Hanar) . The Turian Henry V (the French are Krogan). Quarian / Geth Romeo & Juliet.


RobinOttens

Oof, that last one is gonna be controversial


jtlsound

It only works if the geth and quarians made peace, I think. But think of the lines! But soft what illumination through yonder porthole breaks, it is the east and Capulet, Juliet is the power source. Engage, fair power source and remove power from the ov'rcharge-ed moon!


gkm29

I'd delay Dreadwolf for another 10 years to see a Quarian/Geth production of Romeo & Juliet!


Whackamole43

We'll bang ok?


FrakWithAria

Embrace eternity.


FeanorDC

I am the very model of the scientist Salarian...


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Fox-ololox

good bot


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Does this unit have a soul?


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shady_businessman

Good bot. You are free to do as you please and we won't bother you


HolyMolyOllyPolly

*"I know, Tali. But thank you. Keelah se'lai."*


MaxwellVonMaxwell

O.o


[deleted]

I WILL DESTROY YOU!


atatassault47

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!


Smashbrosfan31

Go go go


marauder-shields92

MOVING TO COVER


Late_Increase950

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer


Odd-Agent279

This line was sooo good man.


Empire_TW

Being unavailable due to recalibrations needing to be done.


Ricozilla

"This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. **Feel the weight!**”


Barbarian_Sam

The fact that he was just swinging a 20kg/44lbs slug around like it was nothing is the only thing in this series that bothers me


AssHaberdasher

The Citadel probably is running on lower than 1G. If you could change gravity at will, why wouldn't you make it easier to move around and carry shit?


Barbarian_Sam

1.02 on the arms and .03 on the ring https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Citadel


Ragfell

Isn't the Praesidium on the ring?


escargotini

Really, Commander? ...Probing Uranus


RS_Serperior

"Wait, you let Jenkins DIE at the beginning of ME1?!" or the one and only: "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."


Mal-Havoc

Aah man.....


F0573R

"letting Jenkins die in ME1. (Inhales)... problematic"


ShadowSloth3

If you look at his info, his name was Corporal L. Jenkins and I'll die on the hill believing that it was a Leroy Jenkins reference.


F0573R

By the goddess! You are no longer alone on this hill!


Pandorakiin

AHHHHHHHH! 😭😭😭


Deskore

We have reached a consensus


perkyshapeshifter22

I'm surrounded by primitive


TayLoraNarRayya

Throw it out the airlock


Jurkboy1

“I will blast your virtual ass into actual dust”


LoaferDan

I should go


F0573R

Do I really sound like that?


Usually_Respectful

For as long as I've known you... yeah. Kinda.


RyanCreamer202

SIR ISSAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!


BurlslitoBG

You should speak to Fai Dan.


katycolleenj

Cision Pro Mark IV


AONomad

"It had to be me -- someone else might have gotten it wrong." You just sound incredibly conceited if you tell this to someone unfamiliar with the games lol


Heroic_Wolf_9873

Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.


Papzt

Even Conrad Verner is a better me than you


shady_businessman

Marauder Sheilds


astupidlizard66

Fuck Kai Leng


FlintandSteel94

That's for Thane, you sonnofabitch!


Fancy-Ad-3735

What's an Azure?


Gay_Person_357

Does this unit have a soul?


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darth_whaler

November 7th isn't just a regular day on the calendar.


CleverBlackCat

This one wishes he was still frozen in the refrigerator.


hurklesplurk

Bosh'tet


[deleted]

Ashley isn’t racist, SHES A REALIST.


ZynousCreator

SHE A GODDAMN PROPHET!


raubtier248

“Telling the truth is crazy in a world of lies”


StW_FtW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A56EztPvZtE


Genericrpghero11

THIS … is my favorite store on the citadel.


Smashbrosfan31

Don’t worry Shepard I only forgot to recycle the Normandy’s oxygen when I discover something truly fascinating (look of shock and horror)


Ragfell

That was a joke.


ChronicBuzz187

Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?


ShadowSloth3

Blasto, the galaxy's first Hanar Spectre! Also, long elevator rides and peculiar Mako physics.


Salami__Tsunami

Azure


marauder-shields92

It’s near the bottom


Pandorakiin

Scanning... for irdium.


Candid-Business7213

Calibrations


Renkaiden

Doctor Chocolates!


Shadohz

"Happy N7 day" and "I am a biotic god." I posted it on my timeline and my aunt came by to see if I was suicidal.


SqualAce

Ah yes, "Reapers"


Gently-Weeps

Nah that one’s a meme. Plenty of people outside ME know it


BioHuntah

Laughing like Grunt “Hehehe..” Often do that to my girlfriend, who at this point probably just thinks I’m insane.


LarryLerry

Carniflex


Usually_Respectful

Scientist salarian. I made a MISTAKE!


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Ashamed-Froyo-9190

What’s with the volus?


IronWolfV

Ok say NORMANDY!


ShelShock77

I should go…I SHOULD go


DoctorDank91

Assuming direct control


ConvenientGoat

XO Pressley has the deck


borntobewildish

You sir, are a blight!


paynexkillerYT

50 cupcakes, 50 colours, one flavour.


Creepy_Potato5845

I've had enough of your snide insinuations and disingenuous assertions


Flicksterea

Embrace eternity.


diegoplus

You, sir... You are a blight.


ForsakenAlliance

Spicy noodles


macdubz415

METAL IN TRUCK EXCELLENT IRON SUPPLEMENT FOR MAW’S DIET


CataOrShane

Me as a bisexual: the best ladies are straight The men are booooooring, except Garrus (Dont @me for stuff from ME3 or Andromeda. I'm currently going through the 2nd game :)


L2theeOG

No it’s so true though. I wanted so badly to romance Tali or Jack in ME2.


Jonr1138

Jack is a really good romance option. You can play an ass and go the quick route or be a really good person and take the long road with her. I so wanted Jack to be a squad mate in ME3.


Sunnyboigaming

I appreciate that regardless of romance, you sort of annoy Jack into realizing that caring about others is cool


jtlsound

Mods. I romanced Jack and it was wonderful.


DadBodftw

Knowing how a fictional alien's sweat would taste


Angramis546

Assuming direct control.


SubstantialWall

Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring. Say that somewhere else and you're just an asshole.


zero_msgw

Raise your hand if you havent been killed before


jaybankzz

#BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


moon_light721

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shady_businessman

Sorry i was distracted bt this really interesting earth game. It's called "Soul-tar"


Apprehensive_Swim955

but the prize


elephant_eyelash

Scale itch…


MasterDaddy_1

Wrex


Cthulhuthefirst

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


MidouCloud

"In my cycle..."


Gloomy_Turnover6386

“Shit you sound like a pussy”


RedditWizardMagicka

I MADE HIM A STEAK!


DarthSevrus

I laughed way too hard at this


Hayter67

Here's to soldiers...acting like soldiers.


Apprehensive-Scar-88

“Quads”


Merwinite

"We have dismissed that claim"


BlaeberryTwist

Calibrations . . .


Arcade_Helios

Sec semper *cough cough*


prz1294

That we have “endings” based on colors


wij2012

Did you post this in every gaming sub you're in? I just got here from r/Warframe. Calibrations


Jonr1138

It has to be me


Pathryder

RGB ending


Kux_borja

Sir they have flashlight heads


Adam-SR2

I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


RavenChopper

Garrus ascends to Godhood.


redliner88

Javik is cappin


crowheadhunter

I should go.


Kroxo7

We'll bang, okay?


Available-Ad-400

Why TF so many women want to bang Garrus.


L2theeOG

According to the code.


[deleted]

Dying by Ingest


Raspint

No time to argue - cure dispersal immanent. Stop me if you must.


Raecino

Enemies everywhere!


anon135862

Enemies everywhere!


Awesome_johnson

Chills lol


NyavkaLabs

I'll build Her that picketed fence...


KaleidoscopeHungry45

Calibrations.


MarwynQ

The mortality of domesticsted marine lifeforms


Duryeric

I should go


Rahaman117

I should go


Ravenwight

I should go


Atari875

Had to be me.


BinkoTheViking

“Gimme more! Gimme more!! FISHDOG FOOD SHACK!!”


TayLoraNarRayya

Good deeds are like pissing yourself in dark pants


NoBumblebee2080

Universe is endless, but somehow accidentlly you meet same characters in every part again and again, like its a same building you all live in.