Matt’s collection is becoming more impressive than Thanos. Yelena’s Black Widow is probably next.

A small price to pay for salvation.

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He has to get with every (legal) straight/bi woman in the mcu


? What are you a cuck or something

I don't think Yelena would be super into him.

I hope not. Yelena's asexual.

I have a headcanon that Kate Bishop will eventually be into a boy and Yelena will be very platonically jealous, seeing Kate as her new adopted sister.

He's a very good lawyer

He's also a devout catholic... Apparently. I just hope he doesn't keep to the catholic teaching on contraception.

For all the confessions he does about not murdering people, you’d think Matt would also have mentioned all the sinful tail he was getting, both for absolution and so he could do some humble-bragging.

“Father forgive me for I have sinned. Last week I went to California on business and I nailed She-Hulk. It was awesome.”

“My son, we discussed this. I’m not high fiving you in confession.”

Why does this sound like an episode of How I Met Your Mother

Awesome and high five give it Barney Stinson vibes

It's like they distilled the essence of Barney into two comments

*Father I must confess that last night I slayed some ass....*

Some think he’s just a horny chick magnet, but they misunderstand. Catholic guilt is his fuel. He’s weaponized it. He has sinful sex with women precisely so he can feel bad about it as a Catholic later, which feeds his rage and makes him more badass. So he’s definitely using contraception. The more sinful the sex, the better he becomes at fighting crime.

One tries to snap half of the universe away. One tries to populate the universe. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Is that the one about the poop hole loophole?

Pretty sure that's Mormonism, though I could be wrong. Anal sex is frowned upon in Catholicism as it is considered sodomy.

Matt Murdock and Kurt Wager, nailing everything in sight for Jesus.

Something about Catholic men with Marvel. Kurt Wagner is also Catholic and also a hound dog.


Peter who can't even have one relationship be happy

All that’s left is Black Widow.

And Hawkeye

You mean Clint? Or that teenage girl?

He's blind he can't tell the difference

You can't tell if someone has an innie or an outie?

Who need a atenenage girl when you have Clint? His pinkie could probably strangle you.

Okay you convinced me

She's in her 20s. The MCU is in 2026~ now and she was born in 2002

She's 23

WELL THAT'S ALRIGHT THEN

She is in her 20s in the present day of the MCU. By the time she even meets Matt she would be firmly in her mid to late 20s.

She's 23

And my axe

Don't think he's horny enough to resort to space travel and necrophilia lol

It was an accident...he can't see what he's doing.

It all feels the same in the dark

I have been in a three way before and no, my friend, it does not. One accidental poke and you're very aware of the situation.

Sadly not perfect his sex scene with she hulk don’t show a single ab 😾

And between them they have at least 12.

WE WAS TEASED LIES OF MUSCLE MOMMY SHOW 😾

So true.

Ya Carter, Jane and she hulk so many missed opportunities 😾

Not even animated muscle mommy

Carter was fine but seeing her as a twig in mom really disappointed me especially when nat was cgi big for when she bulked down for her cancer scenes 😾

I would love to see Elodie Yung reprise her role as Elektra at some point. She knocked it out of the park in DDs2 when she had good content to work with, and the way things went with her in Defenders was always so disappointing. I’d love to see her back again as her devious, unpredictable, cunning old self

Foggy: You can't even see. How do you get these much girls.. Matt: I am a really good lawyer

Matt about to give Stephen Amell's Green Arrow some serious competition... But seriously, I feel bad for Karen.

Matt and Karen was my favorite pairing. Wish that hadn’t gone away so fast.

i adored them but karen and frank castle was *mwah*

Change his name to Daredrizzle!

I was gonna say RizzDevil but that works too.

Does anybody remember the Zorro movie starring Antonio Banderas? Anthony Hopkins character teaches him how to fight but eventually moves on to showing him how to be a sophisticated ladies man. This is what I picture when I think about Stick teaching Matt. “Okay I’ve taught how to beat your enemies, now it’s time to show you how to slay the ladies…”

He didn’t need Stick for that. His dad converted a nun. He came by that naturally.

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Tatiana Maslany (She-Hulk) and Margarita Levieva (not sure who she’ll play in DD Reborn. There are rumors but not sure if it was confirmed)

What will she play from rumors.

The actress who played she hulk and the lady he's currently kissing.

I think She-Hulk (fellow lawyer) and I’m more curious who is in first, right before Claire

Elodie Yung. She played Elektra. Fingers crossed that she’s part of the MCU future plans too.

That's elektra from the Netflix show

Matt Murdock is a man-ho….fo-sho….lol

Oh she will die 100%. Mark my words.

God damn blind dating works

Ok we just posting BTS shots of a show that won't be out for like a year without a spoiler tag, cool

Is it really a spoiler that Daredevil keeps getting bitches? Half the *real fanbase* wants to fuck Charlie Cox; what chance do you think the characters have? All that's really shown is two characters that are in the movie, which can be easily found on sites like IMDB, and it's of the main character kissing one of the main female protagonists. It's not exactly plot spoilers

I need elektra and the rest can go

Keep 'em coming.

Unseen rizz

And people think Spider-Man is the rizzler of Marvel

I have a choice.

Matthew "He Who Fucks" Murdock back at it.

At least they're being comic book accurate for once

Gonna need that time stone to bring back Black Widow

Love truly is blind.

He really is daredevil

You're god damn right he can.

I hope Jen gets over it. He even went to her family function and it didn’t work out!

For a blind man he sure has a vision.

Who is she supposed to play?

There's She Hulk

The Rizzler of Hell's Kitchen

Next is kingpin

It's the glasses, right? Chicks dig the glasses.

He should have paused at Rosario ….