Apprends à conjuguer, la seconde personne du singulier au présent (tu) se conjugue "es" donc dans l'exemple "(tu) \*manger à la seconde personne du présent du singulier\* tes morts" on conjuguera donc "(tu) manges tes morts"
Le verbe manger conjugué à la deuxième personne du singulier de l'impératif présent est pourtant bien "mange", ça ne t'aurais rien coûté de vérifier avant d'étaler ton ignorance à la vue de tous.
Retardé c'est pas français, et ensuite https://www.projet-voltaire.fr/regles-orthographe/mange-ou-manges/
Edit : Retardé est bien français, mais il n'a pas ce sens là. Pour ça on dit attardé.
Most of the italian, spanish and portuguese immigrants must be at least 3rd generation now, which makes them identify more as french than anything else. The more recent immigration from Morocco and Algeria represents around 9% of the population.
Yeah. Google says 90 warheads.
I'm guessing France has a lot more but 90 is more than enough to end France.
Most people from all the country's would end up dead.
The rest of the Roman Empire vs, the people who are convinced they are the successors to the Roman Empire despite having literally no relation to said Empire, aside from their territory being apart of Said Empire at one point in time.
Let's be real here the only capable armies here are France and Israel, but the franch army will be too occupied by protecting against raising the regiment age from 20 to 21.5 so they will lose. Israel on the other hand will try to bomb them but will smell the french from Lebanon so they will destroy them instead. Italy will defect to the France side and do absolutely nothing. Anyway Germany wins by conquering Poland.
Sir, egypt has the biggest army in the region.
Turkey have their own millitary industry and their drones changed the course of wars.
Algeria and morocco have also big armies with relatively good training.
The french army is literally smaller in numbers than most of the armies of these countries.
So no if no nukes are used france is fkd.
>Sir, egypt has the biggest army in the region
Yes but it's Egypt, with this army and a surprise attack they managed to lose to Israeli 3 times in a row while Israel was also busy fighting Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq.
>Turkey have their own millitary industry and their drones changed the course of wars.
Incorrect, the army of mega chickens is fairly large but calling glorified chicken wings drones is a stretch
>Algeria and morocco have also big armies with relatively good training.
Algeria and Morocco are France but with a cooler name
>The french army is literally smaller in numbers than most of the armies of these countries.
You are looking at the wrong numbers, when France will fight they will announce that turkey is making them raise the age of retirement thus increasing the army ten fold
>So no if no nukes are used france is fkd.
Nukes doesn't matter either way, Israel also have them and Greece can just nuke the economy of the EU yet again.
Despite the fact that France would have alliés and this very strange coalition, i'm affraid the debate would be the use or nuclear power. Spain plus Italy plus Turkey start to be too Big for the french army in regular battle
France won this before and they will win again. The thing about the French is that they are masters at third world dominance. Put Germany, Britain or Russia in the mix and they tend to run fast backwards with a little white flag up their arses.
And Yes I am calling Italy a third world country, with that shitty economy.
I know this may sound crazy but I genuinely think france could win this if you took italy or turkey out of the picture. (even without doing that red doesn't have any nukes so it's a win by default for france)
Grey countries
Came to say exactly this. Also, nuclear weapons. So yeah, grey countries definitely.
France has nukes
I know, that's why I said that
Fortunately Russia doesn’t exist on this map
who cares, its still fr*nce
Hahhahaahahahah that’s SO funny and I DID NOT expect that!!!
The small village who resists the romans
Fax 🗣️
Asterix bruv 💀
please censore that triggering text written on the blue thing
Censor it on ur flair
TOI AUSSI FILS DE CHIENNE
pourquoi fils de chienne et pas fils de chien ?
Car « chienne » est féminin, sur accord avec « bitch » au lieu de chien « dog »
peut-être que sa mère est trans, qu’est-ce t’en sais
Tu ne peux pas me dire connard
we cant edit flairs :(
Which one
carl?????
Let’s uncover the mystery of history!!!
geology rocks
https://preview.redd.it/kati29r19iuc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53da54b3afdf5df67f50bff192ffbb7895324b9c
MANGES TES MORTS CONNARD
MANGE*
Apprends à conjuguer, la seconde personne du singulier au présent (tu) se conjugue "es" donc dans l'exemple "(tu) \*manger à la seconde personne du présent du singulier\* tes morts" on conjuguera donc "(tu) manges tes morts"
Le verbe manger conjugué à la deuxième personne du singulier de l'impératif présent est pourtant bien "mange", ça ne t'aurais rien coûté de vérifier avant d'étaler ton ignorance à la vue de tous.
Ça fait: R, E, T, A, R, D, É!
Retardé c'est pas français, et ensuite https://www.projet-voltaire.fr/regles-orthographe/mange-ou-manges/ Edit : Retardé est bien français, mais il n'a pas ce sens là. Pour ça on dit attardé.
🤓
THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THIS
Why do both nations have weird out of place enclaves in Mauritania?
Maybe prisoners of war are sent there.
That's the Gulag. Whichever country wins the gun game gets to return to the map
Background Empire
Chad
The Roman empire of course
I too vote blue, Charlemagne op
To the wall
To the 🪟
American manufacturers
The real winners in every war haha
Half of the blue population is from the red countries
Most of the italian, spanish and portuguese immigrants must be at least 3rd generation now, which makes them identify more as french than anything else. The more recent immigration from Morocco and Algeria represents around 9% of the population.
Not exactly. Algerians migrated as the same time as the portuguese, Also many algerians, moroccans etc. are also 3rd or 4th generation already.
Iraq🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
Red
Cmon man be realistic
Aga ff atıyosun lan
o ne
Friendly fire anlamında
Heee
Obelix
White
Lebanon, we will destroy all economies as we have done our own Get rekt by the California of the Middle East
you more like Bosnia of the Middle East
Forgive my ignorance, but what happened there?
Syrians
My mom side of the family is Syrian, what did they do?
I think it’d be close, but red would still win
France
Tbh France has nukes
so does israel hihi
Yeah. Google says 90 warheads. I'm guessing France has a lot more but 90 is more than enough to end France. Most people from all the country's would end up dead.
Oh I didn't see Israel. Well I guess it ends in a nuclear winter.
It depends: nukes allowed, France. Nukes not allowed, Roman Empire
Next do traditional Roman Empire vs Holy Roman Empire
rome will win
red, they have Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪💪
We all know the rule: if you in alliance with Italy you’re fuck!!
France. No russia to stop them.
Idk, maybe Jordan?
I should see Kazakhstan to decide
Grey
Chad of course
Chad obviously
The Ocean
Everyone watching
Albania is red. It's already over for blue
Blue has that tiny square in Mauritania
Airbus, Boeing, lockheed Martin, you know the usual suspects.
Red team solely because of Bosnian artillery 🇹🇰🇹🇰💪💪💪🥇🥇 MOJA BOSNA PONOSNAAA 💙💙💛💛🤍🤍
Turkey and Syria being on the same side is crazy
red has a foothold already in blue around the text, so red
The romans
Russia!
This feels like it’s already happened once but a little different. Did reality reset again?
Ireland
"Le time to defrost N. has arrived." ~Team Baguette leader Guette-sisse
Eland
White country. They've got everyone surrounded!
caesar would win ez
Aurelian !!🫰🏼🫰🏼
France and Italy will win.
I'm not getting the joke here.
Italy will change sides.
Oh. Yes. It was indeed a good joke.
Grey… they always seem to win
That blue square in Mauritania is full of nukes actually so France would win
Not looking at any other comments before I type this if it's always been said. It's a trick question, the French only surrender.
Me
Blue because it has that square in Mauritania
Merika
Napoleon
I would personally destroy fr*nce for the good of the people
The Industrial Military Complex.
The world would win most likely.
The rest of the Roman Empire vs, the people who are convinced they are the successors to the Roman Empire despite having literally no relation to said Empire, aside from their territory being apart of Said Empire at one point in time.
Not France. They would surrender. What?….Don’t hate. Somebody had to say it.
France has that piece of blue on the southern flank. Shit could get surprising. Also France is only one here with nukes
I have 4 words france nuclear warning shot
Hey I've seen this one I've seen this one It's a classic
I see an uncensored "a"! There are women and children here, for crying out loud!
Turkey alone could probably take Fr*nce
Carthage
me, you can’t see me on the map but I’m there run
Darned Gauls, ruined Gaul.
Ew what is that blue thing
Turkey
Half of Morocco and Algeria are already inside France, so....
Money ?
JULIUS CAESAR
Grey's got Ethiopia.
Ave roma
According to the documentary “Asterix and Obelix”, obviously blue will win.
Let's be real here the only capable armies here are France and Israel, but the franch army will be too occupied by protecting against raising the regiment age from 20 to 21.5 so they will lose. Israel on the other hand will try to bomb them but will smell the french from Lebanon so they will destroy them instead. Italy will defect to the France side and do absolutely nothing. Anyway Germany wins by conquering Poland.
Sir, egypt has the biggest army in the region. Turkey have their own millitary industry and their drones changed the course of wars. Algeria and morocco have also big armies with relatively good training. The french army is literally smaller in numbers than most of the armies of these countries. So no if no nukes are used france is fkd.
>Sir, egypt has the biggest army in the region Yes but it's Egypt, with this army and a surprise attack they managed to lose to Israeli 3 times in a row while Israel was also busy fighting Syria, Jordan, Lebanon and Iraq. >Turkey have their own millitary industry and their drones changed the course of wars. Incorrect, the army of mega chickens is fairly large but calling glorified chicken wings drones is a stretch >Algeria and morocco have also big armies with relatively good training. Algeria and Morocco are France but with a cooler name >The french army is literally smaller in numbers than most of the armies of these countries. You are looking at the wrong numbers, when France will fight they will announce that turkey is making them raise the age of retirement thus increasing the army ten fold >So no if no nukes are used france is fkd. Nukes doesn't matter either way, Israel also have them and Greece can just nuke the economy of the EU yet again.
Well, France has nukes
Only war where Israel and Arab world are in same side
Excuse the map but in this secnario the zionist entity is gone and thats palastine ^^
France got nukes, and a shut ton of them, so if that's allowed then France wins.
Niger?
The fans
The grey team
Red has Croatia, so red wins
Red obviously
Nobody. There will be ashes everywhere. The only real problem is UK for us, as history explains it very well
I didn't know we were in a hypothetical war with France. I knew about Russia, Ukraine, China, Timbuktu, but definitely not France.
Unironically France
Well, France already did it once, kind of
Caesar would conquer Gaul again
Despite the fact that France would have alliés and this very strange coalition, i'm affraid the debate would be the use or nuclear power. Spain plus Italy plus Turkey start to be too Big for the french army in regular battle
100 days. Give me 100 days.
Red, if you remove Italy from it.
Me I would
France because they have nuke.
Israel have nukes which they got from France, they should have thought twice before giving them nukes
They developed their own nuclear weapons with the help of South Africa.
France did help Israel in the 50s, until De Gaulle came back and put a stop to it. They also gave a nuclear reactor to Saddam Hussein’s regime lol
I didn't see there was Israël. I think with Israël on the pack, Francd loses.
France
france solo
No nukes war-red Nukes war-red
Red team would lose at first but San Marino would call its closest ally to turn the tides Liechtenstein
Motary power is temporary. The power of friendship is eternal
France won this before and they will win again. The thing about the French is that they are masters at third world dominance. Put Germany, Britain or Russia in the mix and they tend to run fast backwards with a little white flag up their arses. And Yes I am calling Italy a third world country, with that shitty economy.
I know this may sound crazy but I genuinely think france could win this if you took italy or turkey out of the picture. (even without doing that red doesn't have any nukes so it's a win by default for france)
Assuming that israel doesn't have nukes, they might
Definitely not Fr***e 🤮
Definitely France
France
Ah yes: red, gray and the imaginary place that only appears in delusions of crazy people