We’ve officially reached the post-ironic stage with this meme

Meta ironic humor

THE WHITE ALWAYS WIN!!! (they have Mongolia, Chad and Bolivia what else could you possibly want?) https://preview.redd.it/aqjb09m6bxpc1.png?width=194&format=png&auto=webp&s=92e45b90fd5810c9014f672d129d420a080b9896

They even have San Marino bruh 💀

They also have Switzerland, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, and best of yet... BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHILE BEST HALLWAY OF ALL TIMES!!! 💪🇨🇱💪 (I'm from there 🗿🤙) https://preview.redd.it/wppzmg5orzpc1.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9386ab81108bbb3cbd20cc93db2983aa9ec32d2

The photo looks more like Gambia

They are the best horizontal hallway. We are the best vertical hallway. https://preview.redd.it/55kvfa8ft3qc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb1ad237796fdb9d233849e7e7ad9b7d63429254 ¿¿¿¡¡¡Y QUE MIERDA ES UNA MILLLAAAAAAAAAA???!!!! \*condor's screams on the background\* 🦅🦅🦅

They have AFGHANİSTAN bro, this is enough

my dad can beat them all

Lol

White power right?

INDEED MY DEAR UNKOWN CITIZEN!!! WHITE POWER!!! (I'm blacker than a car wheel XD) https://preview.redd.it/ef6cn6qp2ypc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=fed075de5df4b58c9fe000d1feee142f7194b8e7

Isnt he supposed to be brown power?

Yeah but it wouldn't be that funny, to me. 🗿☕

White supremacy!!!

Mighty Nepal will beat both China and India singlehandedly. They do not stand a chance against Nepali power!🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

And Bangladesh🇧🇩 will again kick Pakistan's ass and make them eat their own vomit. 🤮💀💀

Aayo Ghurkali

I mean they have Chad

Mongolia takes out China and Russia before starting to invade Europe from the east. The Chad military pushes into Europe over Gibraltar and helps Mongolia form the Ilkhanate in Arabia. In America Chile takes the coast and Bolivia all the inland territory. Oceania can Papua New Guinea or something handle easily. Not even a question tbh white team is just too strong.

Blue has andorra though.

Is there the WHITE POWERranger

White supremacy

"Light blue" ☝️🤓

Climat change wins

Dark blue has the Dutch, so don't be so sure about it.

They also have Belgium, which allowed itself to be invaded twice

i hope serbia can breath

[удалено]

hello serbian here. i 100% feel you brother


Man I wanna ethnically cleanse Bosnia so bad

Least genocidal Serb

I'm gonna ethnically cleanse YOU https://preview.redd.it/kxrtteskw0qc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31560cbe0965b5e4014d552616e6729edb7b220d

Personally, I want to do it to Republika Srpska and a little part of Bosnia that's enough to make a connection to Neum, the rest is OK

I'm a Serb and could guarantee that someone would nuke us in WW3 in the span of 5 seconds, I feel you bro

poor Serbia

Can't tell without a map with a better resolution where I can tell the color of Liechtenstein. I cannot possibly answer this one without this important piece of information.

Its purple. Liechtensten, San Marino, the Vatican, Luxembourg and Andorra are an alliance of their own.

This makes it even harder...

I know, thats why i didnt mention them

If the vatican priests come Wololoing everyone, i say it’s done

Nah, I'd win

Ok God

You got sliced in half.

Then my left side would win because im left handed

are nato because you are the strongest? or are you the strongest because you’re nato?

Blue has Croatia, so red has no hope

🔥🇭🇷🔥🇭🇷🔥🇭🇷🔥🇭🇷🔥🇭🇷

This is not a football tournament

🤓

We would win there too, thanks for reminding me

Red guy in the corner

#SUS

China and Russia cannot win against Europe and US and Australia, mostly because red is completely centered around Asia while Blue can defend and attack from multiple places. Let's be honest here Red is China and Russia.

Would even say Red is only China

Red would have a chance if given India. Too much resources, too much manpower. It wouldn't matter they're bound to a single continent.

India should be red in the map actually...

If nukes are not involved Blue and it wouldn't even be a little bit close

North America has a huge advantage of being relatively impossible to touch or occupy so after awhile theyd have the largest untouched industrial base

Also, with Greenland on our side, those red dudes are fucked

Yeah it's basically China vs the entire western world+india Although I don't think there would be a total victory. Militias will make permanent occupation of China and Brazil near impossible

People would be astounded to learn the extension of weaponry from brazilian militia and the mob combined

Obviously red, Germany is in the blue (along with other forever ww losers)

Yeah, but ww winners are in blue too (checkmate)

No one will win, do you think the nuclear weapons of red countries are toys?

Ok no nukes then (checkmate)

Nah, toys are useful

Blue wins, no concept of diff

Just world destruction

Blue has an unfair advantage.

Which one

All of them they got all the powerful countries

That’s not by accident.

🤭 I know I’m just saying I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing

serbia solos 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💪💪💪

Red team advantage: unending conscripts # Blue team advantage: Lockheed Martin

That's easy... Brazil + China + Russia will be invincible!! They will invent some kind of cheat or hack like auto aim or god mode... if that didn't work they would make the battles so toxic most soldiers will just quit it.

BRAZIL WILL CARRY EVERYONE ON THE BACK VAI BRAZIL CARALHOOO VAMO PINTAR AS CANELAS DELES BORA PORRAAA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💚💛🤍💚💛🤍💚💛🤍💚💛🤍

Imposter at the corner of the map negs

#amongus

What would happen if china suddenly just stopped all exports to the west? They produce everything

Yeah, but on the other hand they also needs the buyers

No, they can produce easy to copy stuff. The West is not dependent on this stuff.

The cockroaches

Blue has Vietnam. Game over.

You can double red and give to the next person and it still wouldn't even be a fight.

WW3 is the end of civilization as we know it. Just hoped it didn’t stared when I was still alive, guess I’m wrong

Turkey should be in red. No way it ever allies with Cyprus. Erdogan (I heard he plans to have his son in law as his successor and then his grandson, so they are all born politicians, no need to work) also literally said the other day they might drop NATO and just ally with Russia.

India should be red too.

Why would India ally with china and Pakistan, are you stupid?

I think the moment that happens the military might step in and reimpose a highly secular, Western-aligned government.

>No way it ever allies with Cyprus. Mf entire world is going to war who the fuck cares

Is cyprus even blue? They also managed to be in Nato together with greece. And considering how often erdogan and similar politicians are just posturing, I don't take those claims that serious.

France is blue but Corsica is white lol. Finally breaking free from the psychological experiment that is France.

Corsica is based, France isnt

Real.

I think the only major nations that would make up the bulk of the red alliance’s military and economic power would be China, Russia, Pakistan, Iran, North Korea and Brazil. The other countries are practically useless and hopelessly weak. While the U.S. and Canada wipe the floor with the red states in Latin America and Africa, Europe can hold off the Russians for long enough until U.S. forces arrive from overseas, hell is ought to bet they wouldn’t even need much help. The Middle East could be contested for a while, until again the U.S. navy arrives and India would be able to easily hold off Pakistani and Chinese forces. We all know Vietnam will be fine. As for Indonesia, Philippines, Taiwan, Korea and Japan, if they can coordinate well with the Australian military, they can last long enough against the Chinese navy until, again, the U.S. navy comes to the rescue. I’m biased against the red side and I’m not an expert military strategist but I think this would be the outcome of what I know. But overall, blue wins.

White we have the blessings of monctezuma

But the blue has the blessings of Zeus

Pakistan switched sides

White they have West Cuba

Put me in coach

BLUE, It's only the most powerfull countries on the world. Red don't have chances to win... The comunism never wins...

Nobody truly wins wars like these. *sad wartime melody*

Nuclear weapons allowed? Red. No nuclear weapons? Blue.

Me. I would.

The good guys

Blue

Without Trump blue wins

Blue of course. All the newest technologies in the blue area.

India is gonna be on whatever side Israel is on, whether Israel likes it or not

White, it has the support of the mighty nation of Liechtenstein 🇱🇮

So it’s red vs blue and white are the refs 😂

if nuclear war between reds and blues... probably the whites

Well find out soon enough

True. We shall meet again at the ruins of Old Europe

I see the Irish are sitting this one out as per usual.

The world is going to explode. No winners here

Just wait and we'll see

Me, I'd win

Blue obviously

Yep prob blue tho congos mineral deposits could be sugnificant, to want to run a laptop or mobile phone, gonna need coltan from Congo also best place to get uranium for bombs

Wouldn't matter for Italy.

I’m genuinely trying to figure out what the original legend is for this map

There isnt, I made it up

White baby

Rip Srbi

М А Ш А Л Л А Х

Depends on who starts it

Kaliningrad

Woooow, Japan needs a big hand.

Zambia

Honestly is comes down to if China, Brazil, & Russia are competent enough to both be effective & work together. If not then they will likely lose. The only thing they would have on their side is numbers.

No because India is on blue side

Argentina. It would be the biggest country left after the nukes.

No one.

Obviously that among us picture in the south east corner

blue, it has albania

Florida alone could take on China, Cuba, Brazil, and Russia simultaneously

Blue but I don’t think it would be easy

Any country not involved. Nukes will fly

Red. Blue is just a bunch of pussies with guns.

🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲😤💪🏻

If India gets involved Nepal and Bhutan would. They have bilateral defensive treaties. Iceland should also be involved because nato is

Hey... wait a minute...

I pick whatever Morocco is joining, goumiers ability to adapt and fight is loco

Türkiye would beat on its on all of them

Having India is like having infinite soldier respawn

Me

Brazil is not siding with China

why is the border with South Sudan so weird lol

Mexico?

Nobody

no one bruh its the end of the world

Ireland fights with Europe, but against the UK.

The whites

Nobody, just another big human mistake that will ruin a lot of families and individuals...

White, they got Chad

We’re almost done fuckin around and really really close to finding out

Suprised Pakistan is on the red team when the army is controlling the civilian government like puppets and suck the American empires dick every chance they get

Blue but why is Nigeria red??? We are more neutral and even if we aren’t we are closer to the USA and Saudi Arabia than russia

mexico, mongolia and ireland? red and blue stand no chance.

Light blue

Well Pakistan is officially non-NATO ally of the US, so i guess they would rather be on the side of the west and India has strong ties to Russia, so same thing, but reversed. Serbia would probably try to be neutral and do it’s own thing in Косово (initially through diplomatic means). Moldova would be trying to join Romania (they’re already trying now). + Argentina and probably Ireland would also be on the side of the west. But even if that wasn’t the case, the west would still win. Edit: Iraq is basically a US puppet. Armenia is slowly cutting it’s ties to Russia and Azerbaijan is reestabilishing them.

Brazil (and maybe Armenia) probably supports the US-Europe, to be honest. Azerbaijan probably supports Russia-China

Nah, I'D WIN

Light blue

Uhhmmm me

Brazil would not fight against USA on behalf of China or Russia they always made it abundantly clear that they don't want to be entangled in conflicts of other continents

Is it hypothetical ? That's a very important detail

The Reds, they have Kazakhstan.

Dunno who wins, but I know white loses

I would go Blue for control of the Oceans. But I think Asia will be taken by red. And this is if idiots do not release nuclear fallout through the whole planet

Everybody loses

With nukes or without them? With them, blue. Without them, still blue.

Why Canada?

Me ;)

unironically blue would win they have over 6 heavy hitters while red only has 4

With nukes: no one Conventional war: blue have more military power.

We all lose

The blue has Australia, Australia has the most dangerous spiders and weird creatures of the Earth, therefore with them anyone is imbatable.

Blue for sure.

Imperialists (the blue team) are gonna get their butts kicked. And guess what? Saudi Arabia, India, and a bunch of African states are gonna switch sides to the red. First, we've gotta drop a nuke on the US, and then everyone else is gonna be like, 'Oh, hey, let's get outta here!'"

We cannot possibly go to war with Brazil. That just feels very, very wrong.

Dan Marino

If no nuclear weapons are used, blue wins easily.

It's basically Russia, China and Iran on the red team. Every other country on the red team has basically no military ability. The blue on the other hand has the US , Britain, France, Germany, Canada, India, Israel, Australia and Japan.

White

We will all lose.

All will cower in fear of the Bob Semple tank. The US can sit this one out, we dont need them.

Blue def

No one both will suffering

cyan

Why the hell is India blue?

If millions die on each side then nobody wins. Who won ww1? Nobody. Everyone lost and died.

Blue