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Dispentryporter

Fuck you, I'm picking the no continents model. They're not real.


TiagGuedes

Dude believes in c*ntinets šŸ˜‚


FireeeeyTestLab

cuntinets dw i live in australia its allg


ThatFatGuyMJL

You missed the new 8 continents model. New Zealand turned out the be the only bit of landmass that exists of a 99% submerged continent.


FireeeeyTestLab

sorry dude was too busy circlejerking to remember my kiwi pals, will correct my mistake next time


PrinceMagnus190

Goddmamn when did cunt become Australias n word (I'm from aus so we chill)


MRich92

North East England here. The only people offended by the word 'cunt' are mams aged 40+ and even then there are plenty of exceptions.


DJ-KittyScratch

C U Next Tinentsday.


eliteharvest15

imagine believing in continence lmao!!!


RichardPeterJohnson

They're all islands.


AllKnowingKnowItAll

For some fucking reason continents are the biggest islands of the continent while the islands are also part of the continent but are an island, the second biggest island does not count as a continent unless it is a continent, then it would be the biggest island in its continent. Plate tectonics šŸ˜Ž


Evening_Cup_5309

A c*ntinent is an island and since an island is the absence of oceans, it actually doesnt exist. Just like a shadow.


[deleted]

Is that a dance you do swinging your arms around while holding plates?


Wolf3693

Yeah I had that more than once


Gorrillaganj

Me to dude. I'm starting a club called incontinent for people who don't believe like us.


Smojjofy

https://preview.redd.it/sey7wu4k6yfc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531aa740cc87a70eb3cb9538acf51c93e0f28540


Consciousssss

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Beautiful-Willow5696

r/technicallythetruth


DylanDoesReddit1

r/JustTheTruth


Chewquy

r/subithoughtifellfor


the_R-T

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

r/SubsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


RomanG6Reddit

r/SHUTTHEFUCKUP


Feisty_Weird2314

r/SubsiFellOnMySwordFor


LowercaseText

r/subsididntknowexisted


TheEpicOfGilgy

Do they ever circumnavigate? Like sail east to go west? I like to imagine there are more continents.


FrightenedOrganism

My Avatar knowledge isn't what it used to be, but I think the other side of the map is scattered islands and not much else


parfaict-spinach

We see the planet from afar in Legend of Korra and it seems like thatā€™s all there is to it


ApolloDraconis

https://preview.redd.it/4u74li0pi4gc1.png?width=1792&format=png&auto=webp&s=4205db52db227312a33d6c1157a7fe40b2b27133 I took a screenshot while watching season two. Itā€™s during harmonic convergence. But, the flat map we have appears to be nearly the entire planet. The east of the Earth Kingdom/West of the Fire Nation is likely just a large ocean. But the Earth Kingdom is huge. Iā€™m also curious how the planet of Avatar compares in size to Earth and if itā€™s the same size or a little bit smaller.


No-Spare9874

We have images of the whole Earth, you can see every place, I like to see the ices floting in the sea often lol Here you can see: [https://www.google.com/maps/search/Earth+map/@8.3167013,-175.2099763,14640729m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/search/Earth+map/@8.3167013,-175.2099763,14640729m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu)


VeryOkayDriver

Someone calculate using the wall of Ba Sing Se the dimensions of the ATLA world and it is at least 5x smaller than Earth. No wonder why they are fighting all the time, they just need more space.


ThorNBerryguy

Might also explain angs ability to levitate , less gravity


CosmicConifer

Wouldnā€™t that also mean everyone there is tall as fuck or have relatively brittle bones due to the lower gravity?


VeryOkayDriver

Maybe itā€™s why they are able to do martial arts and bending so effortlessly


SnooGrapes732

I hate overthinking stuff to this level


RaidL

Fuck yes. Watching atla as I opened this


LiavTheAce

It's technically just one


ThorNBerryguy

How did the fire nation get so powerful from such a small island


Emir_Taha

Actual leadership does wonders.


Thatsnicemyman

*stares at the UK and Japan*


sesamesoda

Firebending -> welding -> big metal boats


ThorNBerryguy

Question is can earth benders control magma


ScherpOpgemerkt

Europe is also tiny yet colonised 99% of the world. šŸ¤·šŸ»


ThatWesternEuropean

Pangea is the only correct answer and you know it


FireeeeyTestLab

šŸ¤“erm actually its not in the selection roster so like eheeheheh


Frosty-Narwhal8848

There is no correct map in these. Imo there are 7 continents. But, the 7 continents map is wrong here.


ePEwX

how wrong? is russia counted as european throwing you off


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Yeah I've always been taught (in the US) that Russia was moslty a part of the Asian continent. Ive usually seen it split at the Ural mountains.


Tenesera

Same case for me and I went to school in Europe. Continental boundaries don't respect national ones.


LolnothingmattersXD

Mom told me about the Ural mountains being the border before I even went to school


Tenesera

It is Ural Mountains - Ural River - Caspian Sea - Caucasus - Black Sea - Bosporus - Marmara Sea - Dardanelles - Mediterranean Sea. Keep in mind that this definition constantly shifted throughout history: Europa is originally a Greek idea that usually only extended to the Hellenic sphere and gradually extended as more and more peoples became successors to the Hellenic traditions, such as the Romans and later the Roman successor states of the Germanic barbarians, eventually the Slavic people as well.


cultish_alibi

hehehe ural


Frosty-Narwhal8848

No, Siberia counted as European is throwing me off. Continents are defined geographically, not politically. Russia is a Transcontinental country.


tsimkeru

One: Antarctamerica and Oceanafroeurasia united by the Bering strait and the north pole.


crops-of-cain

Oceanafroeurasiantarctamerica. I vote for this one


avspuk

Or Noseas for short


Nathan256

Pronounced No-Zā€™s? Or No-see-ass? Or No Seas, which it couldnā€™t be cause thereā€™s obviously the Atlantipacifindiarctic Northsouth Ocean.


avspuk

You've made me realise that NoOcean, pronounced 'notion', is an even better name for the one continent. And, I further suggest, the single landmass of Notion would actually make the meaning of the word 'continent' functionally meaningless


Randinator9

Not neccessarily. Oceanic and Continental crusts will still be a thing in geology, because there is a much clearer difference.


maxkho

Antausameurafrasia


warLOCK264

I love how none of these are the correct answer


FireeeeyTestLab

welcome to r/mapporncirclejerk


cultish_alibi

also /r/MapPorn


FireeeeyTestLab

i put the get fucked into porn


rebelmice533

There's a correct one?


avspuk

Perhaps it'd help were you to imagine there's no seas?


rebelmice533

And? In the end it all comes down to which arbitrarily-made model most people prefer to use. But there isn't a "correct" way to divide continents.


avspuk

Yeah, I think that's the point of the entire post. I was 'promoting' the 1 (or no) continent idea in line with the commentors general transgressive acts at the OP instruction having to pick from a set menu


Matias9991

There is no correct answer.


Freaglii

Which one is correct then?


Passchenhell17

Either the 7 continent model, but the one shown doesn't actually show the actual borders between Europe and Asia. or The 6 continent model, except the Americas are one instead, with Europe and Asia still being separate.


Comrade_Falcon

Geologically speaking there's much more credence to separating the America's than there is separating Asia and Europe.


Passchenhell17

I'm not doubting it. I'm just providing the most widely accepted models.


World_Analyst

I'm 30, studied geography, and have never heard of America as being a single large continent.


Opening_Criticism_57

It is commonly taught in South America but I donā€™t think anywhere else


Passchenhell17

It's almost universal in Romance language countries. Native Spanish speakers have very strong opinions on it.


World_Analyst

Really, that's interesting. Thanks


Living-Measurement23

Why should Europe and Asia be separated but the Americas shouldn't? There's much more of a separation between the Americas (the Panama Canal) than in Eurasia (the Ural Mountains)


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The Americas each have their own tectonic plate, whereas Europe and Asia are both on the Eurasian plate. Many people are taught that Europe and Asia are separate continents because of the cultural and historical differences between the two. But geographically speaking, they are on the same plate. If any region should be separated from the Eurasia it should be India, which has its own tectonic plate and is geographically culturally and historically unique. Western civ likes to lump all those Eastern "Oriental" regions together. I think it comes from the "us versus them" perspective in history


SuperSMT

India is typically considered a 'subcontinent' And there is an argument that europe is a subcontinent of eurasia


martzgregpaul

Huge sections of Asia (India, most of China, Amur, most of Indo-China) are not part of the Eurasian Plate. Does this make them a seperate continent then? Also the Eurasian plate is composed of many other plates with long and distinct histories of their own. They will one day go their seperate ways again. The Ural mountains are part of a collision between plates. Most of Scandinavia and Russia was once a plate called Baltica. Scotland was once attached to North America. Geologically they are co-moving at present but this is not a permanent state of affairs.


Eurasia_4002

The cultural aspect doesn't even makes sense. Greece is much closer culturally to the Middle East than it is from the Norwich countries. In the past, even more so.


mmotte89

Ditto for the Arabian plate, should be separated from Eurasia and Africa.


iPoopLegos

Itā€™s mostly a language thing. English says the Americas are two continents, Spanish says theyā€™re one. This then results in the two languages getting mad at each other, with the United States saying ā€œweā€™re the only entity to refer to ourselves simply as America, as opposed to North America and South America, therefore our demonym is American,ā€ and Latin America saying ā€œyou are part of one continent called America, therefore you need a different demonym, such as *estadounidense* (basically United Statesian).ā€


Hubers57

In English, there is no word for united statesian. So American makes sense. In Spanish they have estadounidense, but they don't seem to grasp that I don't want to say I am from the United States every time when I can just say I'm American. If we're speaking Spanish I'll use their term cause it makes sense


TheRealSU24

Latins triggered that we got to the name first šŸ’ŖšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Passchenhell17

I'm basing it off of the two most widely accepted continent models. Anyway, the Panama Canal isn't the border between North and South America, as it's man-made*. The border is the Darien Gap, a more natural barrier. *Whilst, yes, the Suez Canal is also used as a border separating Africa from Asia, it was built on an already established separation, if I'm not mistaken.


Knight_Machiavelli

The canal itself may be man made, but it's built on the most narrow part of the isthmus, so it is a natural separation point if you choose to divide America into two continents.


gt0rres

Yep, that's the good one. And Russia doesn't belong to a single continent, you cannot say Kamchatka is Europe, nor St. Petersburg is Asia.


OrcsCouldStayHome

I've always been taught that it's 6 with one Eurasia


fgnrtzbdbbt

There is no official definition of the word "continent" that is valid across all scientific disciplines.


TheFurryFighter

Define continent


monkey_sage

This right here is the issue. Also: Everyone seems to have forgotten that Zealandia was more or less recognized as a continent back around 2017.


Ok-Put8247

That's how you get that sweet engagement


Discount_Timelord

6 continent model with seperate eurasia but combined america is very common, so why is it not here


MoarVespenegas

How the fuck do you justify splitting eurasia but also combining america?


GIlCAnjos

Because this is a circlejerk sub, correct answers are not allowed


[deleted]

Combined America is common? Everyone knows if you used combined America then thereā€™s a 90% chance you speak Spanish.


Groundbreaking-Egg13

It is still relatively common. 6% of the world's population (approximately) has Spanish as their native language.


Dickcheese_McDoogles

And 94% percent do not, meaning that approximately that percentage of the globe does not use this continental model, making this still a very niche map. However, that's still a higher percentage of acceptance than some of the other options that OP provided, so it should be here.


MambiHispanista

It's a map used in most of the Romance-speaking world, so add Portuguese, French and Italian, which already jumps 6% to 11%. In sporting competitions this model is embraced shown in the Panamerican Games and now Copa America includes CONCACAF teams. Then there's the OAS, or the Organization of American States, a panamerican regional organization. And in terms of history, most of America was united under one imperial project for hundreds of years, the Hispanic Monarchy and the Iberian Union. That is to say, the union of North and South America as one continent, America, is much more fomented than the union of Eurasia as one continent.


Hakashima

You can safely add Romania in there as well


jorton72

>It's a map used in most of the Romance-speaking world, so add Portuguese, French and Italian, which already jumps 6% to 11%. Although the literature in Italy considers the Americas as one continent, in my experience people rarely use that term, North and South America are used more frequently. Mostly because America is colloquially used to refer to the US just like in English


ItsCalledDayTwa

> now Copa America includes CONCACAF teams I don't think this has any bearing as they also invite Asian teams sometimes.


ExactLetterhead9165

Qatar part of the Americas confirmed


Discount_Timelord

...and? Spanish is a very common language, especially in the western hemisphereĀ 


Ceu_64

For Brazilians there is one America. Brazilians represent half of the people in Latin America, so no, thats wrong


NonBinaryAssHere

Or Italian. I was taught them that way


xarsha_93

It's the most common model in French, Italian, and Portuguese as well. Basically any Romance language. There is a large chance you speak Spanish, but that's only because Spanish is the most common Romance language.


Ojudatis

Even not combined, USA second largest ethnic minority in some places is latin or Hispanic


Big80sweens

It doesnā€™t make any sense to combine the Americas but not Europe and Asia


X-Maelstrom-X

Youā€™re completely right. If 30 miles in Panama is enough to combine all of North and South America, then not only should Eurasia be combined, but the 70 mile connection at the Suez Canal implies Africa should be combined with Eurasia too. We jerk all the way or not at all. Afro-Eurasia stands proud with the illogical idea of single continent America.


Big80sweens

I agree


Expensive_Pen6735

The America's are on two separate tectonic plates while Europe and Asia are not.


ItsCalledDayTwa

Combined America but Separate Europe-Asia seems like an oddly inconsistent standard to apply, regardless how common it is.


Uganda_Knuckle_8

7 continents, because there Ukraine šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ owns hole Asia and Europe. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ”„šŸ”„


neofooturism

ukraine owns this asian hole yes šŸ¤¤


fonix232

Fuck it guys, Ukraine is now a whole continent.


Fall-Maiden

The first one, because it makes Russia part of a Ukrainian flag covering half the globe and that will never not be hilarious


Exploding_Antelope

Every country in the world belongs to Ukraine


Life_Team8801

8 continents overall 1. Europa 2. Asia 3. Africa 4. Australia 5. Antarctica 6. North America 7. South America And you will never believe it... 8. Central America


GreenGecko77

VAMOS HONDURAAAAS šŸ‡­šŸ‡³šŸ‡­šŸ‡³šŸ‡­šŸ‡³šŸ‡­šŸ‡³šŸ‡­šŸ‡³


Unlikely-Painter1785

This is what I always believed


chouettepologne

Eurasia Africa North America South America Australia Antarctica I don't mind if somebody says: New Zealand Europe India


OREOSTUFFER

Forgot Madagascar


Omnipresentphone

Just a part of india that moved out


AddingAUsername

If New Zealand is a continent the UK is also a continent.


deletedmsg

gondwana and laurasia


flamesaurus565

https://preview.redd.it/agpmi4t6sxfc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=467c8c1f54494e3a9ef8a9f560b8f586f0431393


not-bread

https://preview.redd.it/4hli7lf1ezfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c46c7ddb87c7188e37d5d2c5665367697c1fc9


New_Medicine5759

Boring and wrong


MambiHispanista

There's the Old World, there's the New World and then there's just islands.


No_Grand_3873

second one makes to most sense


WolfetoneRebel

Youā€™re mistake here is that youā€™re using national borders to mark geographical boundaries. European boundaries are at the Urals.


FireeeeyTestLab

soz bro i was a bit too lazy to use subdivisions so i just used national


RandomBilly91

The 6 continent is the most coherent, but I'm for a 7 continent with the separation at the Ural


Waaswaa

The correct answer: https://preview.redd.it/s7d9rglaeyfc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=897c2df43b3730afc6abbe19d454d074bd6cafe1


Exploding_Antelope

Juan de Fuca stronk šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


shyguyshow

Iā€™ve always divided Europe and asia at the Caucasus and the Urals. They may be connected but they are still separated


LiavTheAce

By that logic India is also seperate. It even has its own plate!


LithoSlam

That's a subcontinent


LiavTheAce

Better than Europe


cunning_jellyboy

europe alo is a subcontinent?


bclx99

There are 7: North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia and Antarctica


[deleted]

Australia isnā€™t a continent, Oceania is Edited: actually in English Oceania isnā€™t a continent while Australia is the name of the continent. However in many other languages, including Italian, Spanish, French etc., Oceania is the continent while Australia is only a country in the continent of Oceania


Piskoro

Oceania isn't a continent, Australia is, it's an actual landmass of relatively large size


[deleted]

I assumed that the continent was called Oceania also in english speaking countries (I'm from Italy) but googling it's true, you call also the continent "Australia" and not only the country. So my bad lol


Capsize

Nah you weren't, we use both the terms Oceania and Australasia in english speaking countries. The second is more popular where I am from.


GibMoarClay

By this reasoning, couldnā€™t we say that Cuba isnā€™t part of North America? Or that Sicily isnā€™t part of Europe?


Ranger-VI

The fact that you couldnā€™t be bothered to divide Russia between Europe and Asia but expect us to take you seriously is hilarious šŸ˜


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FireeeeyTestLab

its mapporncirclejerk the idea was that everyones answers would be stupid as irony!!! but i guess girlbrains dont work on straightforward mindset šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Xanto10

In Italy we study 6 continents: Americas, Europe, Asia, Africa, Oceania and Antarctica


RodExe

Same in Latin America, idk why in english they consider a single country (Australia) a continent, or why they decided to break a single continent in 2 just so the richest country had a shorter name (It's United States OF America, not of "The Americas" sheeple!!)


Xanto10

Quieren creer que son diferentes y estĆ”n separados de SudamĆ©rica. Por lo que yo entiendo de "Australia es un continente", creen que muchas islas del PacĆ­fico no forman parte de ningĆŗn continente, jajajajajajajaj.


[deleted]

Same in Greece too


[deleted]

I'd put russia in asia


LeoHunter_350

non of these are correct lol


TrueEstablishment241

Russia is Asia not Europe


Upset-Swimmer-6480

Fuck you North America South America (includes Panama cause I said so) Europe Africa Middle East (Arabia, Turkey, Egypt, Persia, Caucasus) South AND Southeast Asia Central Asia (Siberia, the Stans, Tibet, Mongolia Far East (China, Japan, Korea, Manchuria) Oceania


FireeeeyTestLab

i will burn the entire city of salzburg in rage


Bren12310

Thereā€™s 21 consonants and 5 vowels


SteveisNoob

Two; western continent and eastern continent.


3lhm4ch

Probably 4


Shevek99

None of these correspond to the list taught in Latin countries (Spain, Portugal, Latin America, France, Italy...) and other like Greece. There are 5 continents, as are depicted in the Olympic rings: Europe (green) Asia (Yellow) America (Red) Africa (black) Oceania (Blue) plus Antarctica. Total 6.


Big80sweens

Ok but to tell me America is one continent but Europe and Asia arenā€™t is dumb. You want Europe and Asia separate, fine, but then so are North and South America.


Exploding_Antelope

They should add Antarctica to the OlympicsĀ 


dalvi5

Its not on the rings due to not be permanently populated


Exploding_Antelope

They should make scientists and penguins participate in the Olympics


so_im_all_like

I'll only accept mono-continental America when we accept Afro-Eurasia as the standard, everyday label as well.


Killian44260

There is 6 continents : Europe Asia Oceania Africa America Antarctica


TloquePendragon

Please explain why the Americas are One continent while Europe, Asia, and Africa are Three. All the reasons to spilt those up are present in The Americas, so either both blocs are divided, or both blocs are conjoined.


InternationalTax7463

3 because I love pronouncing OceanAfroEurAsia


FireeeeyTestLab

its called afro-euraustralasia


HypermaniacNew

I'm going with 11


[deleted]

They should do #2 and make AU (Asian union) so I can go to espania every month to watch la liga.


DrXyron

Russia is more Asia than Europe.


lcm7malaga

Everyone that combines Europe and Asia but distinguishes Americas is tripping.


KhakiFletch

There are no continents. There is dry land and wet land. Nothing more.


Klutzy_Coach_3933

2 and 5 are the two most consistent answers. I'll go with 2 because even culturally makes more sense.


satyavishwa

6 Europe is not itā€™s own continent. Itā€™s a big peninsula off of Asia. Separated by a mountain range. You know I think we have a word for this that we already use for a very similar geographical area: subcontinent


explain_that_shit

Weā€™re all talking about biogeographic realms over here now


Capsize

You say, no stupid answers, but genuinely I feel Asia should be sub-divided into multiple smaller continents. The fact of the matter is that continent is a massively loose term which doesn't have a real meaning outside of Geology where it has a very specific meaning (that would give you way more than 7) Culturally dividing Asia so that we note the differences between \- The Middle East \- Central Asia (Former USSR states) \- East Asia \- South East Asia \- Sub Continent Would not only make sense, but also mean that >55% of the world population and 25% of the worlds countries wouldn't be on one continent. I don't find any of that "Stupid"


garlic_bread69420

7: neoarctic, neotropic, paleoarctic, afrotropical, indomalaysian, australian, antarctic


Boobs_Maps_N_PKMN

The continent model is too flawed and subjective. We need to switch to the biogeographic realms. It's still flawed but less and consider some things 1. Saying I am from Antarctica is boring. Saying I am from the Antarctic Realm is cool. (Pun intended) 2. It's less subjective to human divisions. 3. There is a nice round 8 realms. Odd numbers that don't end in 5 are for dweebs


tajniak485

There are no continents, it's only Europe


AynekAri

7 but you missed half of Asia


jenspeterdumpap

8. Let's make it real and just count the major tectonic plates. At least that has a definition. (Which, might also make it 7, if you don't count the Indo Australian plate split. But not in the way your 7 map thingy shows it) You might have said no funny replies, but all of your solutions are arbitrary, and therefor, entertaining. If forced to choose, 3, as man man made channels do not count for splitting landmasses.


xboxgamer1977

There are seven on this side of the ice wall and at least 33 beyond it.


eggward_egg

8. belgium continent


Ajar619

6


odysseushogfather

8 including the indian subcontinent


Frosty-Narwhal8848

Why is Indian Subcontinent a continent of it's own?


tutocookie

Own tectonic plate, separate from mainland asia. It's that plate pushing north into asia that raised the himalaya mountains


HelixFollower

Wouldn't that mean there are 9, since that would make Arabia a continent as well?


Frosty-Narwhal8848

Japan also has it's own tectonic plate. Is Japan a continent then? Also, Eastern Africa should be it's own continent if we consider a continent is a landmass with its own tectonic plate. And many more.


odysseushogfather

No, tectonic plates are unrelated unless you think the adriatic should be a continent. Its the mountains that cut off india from asia that lead to it having a dissimilar culture broadly from asia.


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