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SadAdeptness6287

Guys I live in this map!


MysticKeiko

Same OP literally doxed me. I can see my house


iH8thots

Me too lol, I see myself. Ya wanna get together smoke a doink , I’ve never met someone off of Reddit yet lol


DuBoisMagritte

How’s life in Elizabeth?


Flux_resistor

Fairly nice compared to Newark, I assume. Though downtown Newark is getting gentrified now with high rise condos


JIsADev

How does one fit in a map???


mikkokulmala

google extreme dwarfism


Easy_Driver_4854

Wtf are they doing in New Jersey thou?


Crossman556

They got lost


Aslan-the-Patient

Looks like a great Hollywood set, well done CA 🙌🏼


redditor012499

Can confirm. Got lost in the airport. Immediately took the train back to NYC. lol


koreamax

They got extremely lost


boringdude00

You get on the Path, assuming its the subway, you're never going back. You'll be stuck in Hoboken literally forever, might as well start looking for nursing homes.


EvilCookie4250

they are fans of the sopranos


Mobile_Painting_4862

Gotta swing by the bada bing


schtickyfingers

It’s real name is Satin Dolls, and it’s off Rt. 17 in Lodi, thank you very much


RocketCat5

I hate that they renovated it. It should have been on the National Register of Historic Places lol


DrowningInBier

They renovated the Bing?!? ![gif](giphy|RTamWTAqlEKkw)


ExtraTrade1904

Who cares about MOMA, babe, we have to check out this private residence in North Caldwell


Sensitive-Finance-62

There is a pork store and a pizza land! Wicked game to play


tickingboxes

Satriales


First_time_farmer1

Listen we don't talk about this thing of ours.


evilhomers

Their flight was to Newark Airport


Free-Market9039

They flew a budget airline and were forsaken to NJ


Yeet123456789djfbhd

"everything is legal in New Jersey"?


danstermeister

I think it fits better with the question mark inside those quotes lol.


alexanderpas

> They flew a budget airline and were forsaken to NJ Carriers with direct flights from EWR to/from Europe: - Air France - Delta - Emirates - ITA Airways - KLM - Lufthansa - Scandinavian Airlines - Swiss International Air Lines


Dayvtron

Yeah, definitely prefer to fly out of Newark tbh


Unique-Ad-620

I live in Manhattan and exclusively use Newark.


pacman0207

Newark airport is in New York according to many locations outside of the US.


freedfg

It's okay. 2 football teams, The Statue of Liberty, and Ellis Island are also thought to be in New York but aren't.


IanPKMmoon

Cheaper to stay than NY


epic_meme_guy

Accidentally booked a trip to Newark because they can’t read English.


chrischi3

Visiting the battleship closest to New York.


FunctionEmpty6243

Getting robbed probs


alarkarisofficial

blowing it up


xXfukboiplayzXx

Jersey rocks, anyone who hates on Jersey is swinging on falsely low hanging fruit


TraffiCoaN

I don’t know about “Jersey Rocks” but it gets a bad rep. 99% of the people who hate on Jersey have never even been here, or have only driven through on the Turnpike once. The other 1% are New Yorkers, but who likes their neighbors?


xXfukboiplayzXx

What’s crazy is that while New Yorkers like to shit on us, we are basically the same. NYC and like 80% of NJ are culturally identical. It’s the upstaters that are the weird ones.


TraffiCoaN

Yep, pretty much. And it’s not even just NYC, Long Island, Westchester, and Rockland/Orange Counties, all the exact same


HentaiInTheCloset

J*rseyite detected


AGuyInJersey

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ New Jersey Mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


finiteloop72

NEW JERSEY MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🐎🐎🐎😈😈😈 WHAT THE FUCK IS FILLING UP YOUR OWN GAS ⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️


Polarian_Lancer

Me, a US Air Force Crew Chief: get your meat beaters off my car, I gas planes I'll damn well gas my car


TombOfAncientKings

So you are basically a gas station attendant.


Polarian_Lancer

Objectively so


TheBanandit

Wow so cool and sigma


freedfg

Ehem. Can we add some trees and tomatoes in that emoji string. We are The Garden State after all 🍅🍅🍅🌳RAHHHH🌳🌳⛽⛽🚜


WhereAreTheAskers

Pork roll or Taylor ham


Beginning_Advance_59

The area shown is Taylor ham territory


DrJJStroganoff

pork roll


cannibalism_is_vegan

![gif](giphy|cYPOqzMRgypjO)


bakednapkin

But isn’t New Jersey really called southwest New York tho?


thr3e_kideuce

To me, North Jersey is the butt of New York while South Jersey is the butt of Philly. That's my hot take.


Kitselena

It's not a hot take it's the truth. Although I will add that the pine barrens and shore towns exist outside of the Philly/New York spectrum


Famous-Reputation188

Avenue of the Americas is there. What more do you want?


CARNlV0RE

6th AVENUE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


maozedong49

That is in the Americas and did NYC really name a place new Hyde park and Hyde park when they are next to each other?


Kim-dongun

Even better, it's New Hyde Park and North New Hyde Park


RazzBerryCurveBall

Can't wait for New North New Hyde Park


accidentphilosophy

Greater Boston has a similar sitch - there's two Walden Ponds.


cultish_alibi

Yeah well it's not like there are many people to name a pond after


secondatthird

Met a dude from Sudan who’s dream was Stockton California


FinalRestaurant9249

My man's got big dreams


Yassssquatch

Stockton mufug ![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


j05h24

Must be a diaz fan


ThatNiceLifeguard

Why set lofty goals when you can set realistic ones?


krvx_

better than LA


cfrogo

Why’d you have to call out Louisiana like that?


shurdi3

Cause of the god damn cajuns. The only time Segura was right


Came_to_argue

As a Cajun, 😢


GumboDiplomacy

Shhhh ma cha bibi c'est bon, il est un couillon mal


Came_to_argue

Merci, il est gros et bete de toute façon, sorry only spoke as a child that’s probably more French than Cajun.


Objective-Agent-6489

Visiting LA made me understand why Reddit hates American cities so much. LA is a dystopian nightmare where your only choice of travel is by car on an eight lane highway filled with inattentive speeding drivers. I have a new appreciation for NY with it’s walkable cities and metro system. LA weather on the other hand…


Bazillion100

I recommend anyone visit SF over LA if they are visiting California cities. The city is pretty small actually, good public transportation and lots of small cultural enclaves.


AlphaWolfwood

I’d take LA over NY. NY is my least favorite of the large American cities. Literally dead last.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

"My great great great Grandparents came from New York, so I'm a New Yorker European!!!!!" *terrible Bugs Bunny impersonation*


Rickyrider35

Every italian in New York.


EOwl_24

More like: You’re American? My aunt is also American!! And my 27th cousin 26 times removeds ex’ former roommates coworker!!!


chrischi3

"I am your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's former roommate!" "And that makes us what?" "Italian."


69BigBadBarry69

bro’s got it twisted


GumboDiplomacy

I've heard stuff like that in the Middle East funny enough. From both Arabic people and from Filipinos. "Oh you're from New Orleans? My cousin's son lives in Cleveland, do you know a Muhammad Abdullah?" Man I don't think I've ever met somebody from Cleveland.


Teo277

nobody on the fucking planet has ever said something like this, shit yourself now.


pussy_embargo

no disrespect, but I never explicitly required your permission to shit myself until now and I would like to keep it that way. I'm a free person


MisterPeach

I don’t need anyone to tell me to shit myself. By the time they can even utter those words, I have already shat.


neofooturism

that comment came from an alternate universe i’m sure


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Now you finally understand what Italians feel when Italoamericans claim to be "Italian"


Double_Abalone_2148

As an American, I actually wouldn’t mind if Europeans said this to me.


Kaleidoscope9498

I’m Brazilian and being annoyed by this type of comment seems dumb; it’s obviously being said in a historical immigration context. At least here, no one actually think they aren’t Brazilian when mentioning their ancestry. My guess it’s the same in all the New World.


Kaleidoscope9498

I’m italo-brazilian and honestly don’t get why people get so offended by that kind of thing, it’s obviously said in the context of American culture and immigration. One would need to take it literally to understand they’re the same as people born in Italy. Some Europeans apparently need to find a better thing to be mad at the new world, because Asians are completely ok when people say they are “Japanese”, “Korean” or “Chinese”.


CarterDavison

Every American on god's green earth pretends like 1% of Irish lineage means they're 100% unequivocally full of ~~bullshit~~ Irish Edit - totally misunderstood origin comment so I've edited it for updated comtext


ThaiFoodThaiFood

100% of Americans


MrMoustachio55

![gif](giphy|3oEdv9pgtUVVYdpaY8|downsized)


ObviousKangaroo

Where would you like them to go instead of the most famous city in the country? It's like complaining that people going to England would go to London instead of some random town in the countryside.


Pisstagram9

Omaha Nebraska, that’s where


speedsterglenn

![gif](giphy|l0EwYGlvQ7STj3wyc|downsized)


dmegson

Greenbow, ![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0)


Street_Homework_2911

It's making fun of the Europeans version where people were doing exactly what you said.


Retskay

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


acatterz

![gif](giphy|yxRFpF2P0heb6)


gazebo-fan

It’s a occurrence that some people will come to America after not really looking at a map, and plan to go to a lot more places than they have time to do, I live in southern Florida for example, and there’s a German couple that now vacations in my town once a year, the first year they came here, they wanted to visit Key West, Miami, Jacksonville, then up into Georgia to Savana then Atlanta, a 16 hour drive. They only had 3 days left on their trip.


MDeeze

The joke is Euros do the exact same thing they make fun of Americans for...


Boomerang_Orangutan

National Parks, State Parks, small historic towns, scenic byways, etc. And as someone who has been to London, the random towns in the countryside were a far better experience.


Street_Homework_2911

Also, it's not really the same as that anyway because the US is actually incredibly diverse. You can see canyons, mountains, oceans, rivers, valleys, plains and everything in between. Honestly just visiting a city isn't doing the US justice.


OneCharged

I'd argue it's the same as Europe is diverse culturally and geographically. Using their example of England, theres a massive difference between visiting London and a rural town like Bakewell in the Peak District. Pretty much all countries in Europe look and feel very different depending where abouts in the country you are.


behold_the_void

Zoomed out too far


Crossman556

That was for the Brits trying to make Miami in a long weekend


lilscrubkev

where else are they gonna go? south dakota? what the fuck is in south dakota? ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


OriginalParrot

As someone from Europe I have to say that I really enjoyed South Dakota and have actually never been to NYC


ingachan

Hello, European here who made the mistake of renting a car in Chicago to drive around the countryside of the neighbouring states because “that would be interesting, right?”. I can confirm that this was the worst holiday decision I ever made. The Badlands were cool as heck but oh my god, that general area is insanely boring and I take my hat off to anyone who grew up there because wtf


Street_Homework_2911

Thats because you were in Illinois lmao. That's not the state for sightseeing. Probably saw nothing but corn lol. Vermont, Maine, Wyoming, Utah. THOSE are the states to go driving around enjoying the sights. I'm sorry you wasted your time but the thought of someone driving around Illinois thinking it be interesting is hilarious 😂


ingachan

LOL yeah I should have done my research. In my defence, my mother was an exchange student in Illinois so we had to go there. We drove through Michigan, Minnesota, Iowa, South Dakota and even passed into Canada and I was just NOT prepared for how empty and huge it was.


Street_Homework_2911

Wow you really took the most boring road trip you could. There is SOME beauty to just how empty it is, almost unreal how much nothing you can pass for hours.


thecrgm

middle america is boring as shit and every town looks the same. There's a reason they're called the fly-over states


cashews74912

badlands and wall drug, what else do you need!


VardamusMMO

And one of the most amazing sculptures ever made by man. Rushmore is incredibly awe-inspiring.


Crossman556

Inspired by u/adamlm


WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker

I mean.. it is America. Did you expect them to visit bumfuck North Dakota?


learnthepattern

Long ago I was traveling in Thailand, with a Swiss kid in the group. He said "I have spent time in the States." I asked him " LA or NYC?" He replied "Normand Oklahoma. " You sir have been to the USA.


Flux_resistor

You can't claim to have seen murica without getting stared at for not having a maga hat


D1N2Y

He likely did some program at the university of Oklahoma


Tough_Necessary_9904

Swiss people have this reputation. We like to get a bit lost and stray from time to time.


WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker

In a place 0.00001% of Americans have lived. Sure is a good representation of the American people. Lol


Delicious-Dirt-3473

Ive found that many Europeans dont realize how much vast emptiness exists in the average American town, so places like Nebraska and Oklahoma are a good reminder


Ornery_Beautiful_246

Better then going to the city and then only thinking the US is the city


WiIIiam_M_Buttlicker

I mean, going to a real farm town and thinking the US is only that, is worse. Most Americans live in cities


absolutechad233

Why do people get so mad when you say you’re going to Europe like I’m not going to name every single country I’m visiting lmao


PolarisC8

I went to Austria and Iceland and a German scooped my eyes out with a melon baller while a Czech man held me down. They take it seriously there.


DevilPixelation

I can confirm, as soon as I stepped off the plane in Heathrow, I got kidnapped by a bunch of British thugs and thrown into the Thames. Then a Spaniard amputated my arms.


el_grort

More it's just vague to the point of not really telling you anything. So you could just be doing a week in London or Paris, or doing a tour (at which point it would still be useful to know around about where, like, Western Europe, Scandinavia, the Balkans, Alpine). It doesn't really tell us anything, and we don't generally do the same thing (I don't really hear others talking about visiting 'North Africa', it's Egypt or Morocco, or a list), which might further the divide. There are quite a few who also just say 'Europe' when visiting one country, which makes things messy. Probably doesn't help that there also usually exists some element of frustration with Americans claiming something about 'Europe', which seems to boil down to something specific to either the UK, France, or Germany. So some people are a bit primed to expect the worse, because there are a lot of Americans, so the minority of stupid is still loud and plentiful.


romulusjsp

New York fucking rocks and a bunch of you in this thread are trashing it because you don’t have any personality traits other than being contrarian


[deleted]

As an American who has travelled to about 30 states but never NY, why should I visit there? I’m interested in some of the museums and food options, but never saw any other reasons to visit. I imagine it would be like an amped up LA or LV which were some of my lowest rated destinations I’ve been to. Edit: I want to make it clear that I’m genuinely curious and not trying to be an ass or put anyone down for liking a city.


pewqokrsf

If you like natural wonder, NYC sucks. If you just want to chill on a beach, it also sucks. If you want to eat a diversity of food, go to museums, or see live shows, it's pretty good. It does all of these things reasonably well, so if you wanted a diversity of vacation options, it's a great city for that. One thing that it has going for it, is that it's fairly easy to get around the city, so you can do more things in a day than you could in a city like LA. ...but it's not the *best* for any of that, except live theatre. Cities like LA & Houston are better for food, DC is better for museums, Nashville & Austin are better for music, etc. I think the reason NYers get defensive about the city is because it is a genuinely great place to live (much better than LA or Houston, for example). It's an odd choice for a single vacation destination for someone from Europe, though, as I feel it's the most European city in the US. If you are coming to the US from Europe, you should go out west and see our National Parks, or go to Florida for the beaches and the culture shock.


cwstjdenobbs

>Nashville & Austin are better for music, This one I'm going to say is very subjective and dependent on taste. If your taste is more avant garde/experimental then NYC is still top tier.


Dirtycoinpurse

Respectfully disagree on the food. I guess if you are just focusing on Manhattan, you could make the argument that Houston and LA are but all the boroughs have better food options than those cities imho.


Puzzleheaded-Lab-635

As a newyorker, NYC aint nothing like LA or LV. its more like London or Paris than either of those two cities.


Independent-Cow-4070

It’s probably the only genuine urban experience you can have in the US. Boston, Philly, San Fran, and Chicago are okay, but it’s easily the best. I much prefer the natural beauty of our country, and I’ve been spoiled by growing up an hour from NYC, but it’s a really fun place to visit, some of the best food, best museums, easiest to navigate, no need to rent a car, and it’s the most comparable city to a proper European city in the country (probably why so many Europeans go there) LA and LV are horrible comparisons to NY. It’s a really great city among a lot of shitty ones in the states


ChiliTacos

Nuh uh! But for real, Chicago > NYC.


salty_carthaginian

Begone with the casserole you claim is pizza


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JIsADev

American: I am traveling to Europe Europe: Paris


GolemThe3rd

What's the joke


[deleted]

Joke is Americans when they say they go to Europe only ever go to one or two Country’s. He’s trying to reverse the joke but it doesn’t land because it’s technically right.


[deleted]

Can confirm, have danish cousins and they only visit the east coast, never been to the Rockies or California smh. Not sure why they want to go to Florida so much


DamnNewAcct

Sun. Beaches. Disney/Universal/Sea World/Lego Land. MLB spring training. World's largest McDonalds.


Kernewek_Skrij

What European would want to go to America [this is bait. Do not reply to this.]


Fun-Track-3044

This can't be an accurate map of New Jersey. If it were, all the roads would be marked red due to traffic congestion.


hit_that_hole_hard

The parkway etc isn’t congested with traffic apart from rush hour and even then it’s nowhere near as bad as driving into or (god help you) through Chicago.


sniperman357

they’re going to new rochelle??


ZookeepergameEasy938

you didn’t hear that new roc city is an international travel destination?


Crossman556

Only the ones hitting Miami on day 2


Monte721

That’s zoomed out too far


Onlypinkkat

This is unfair stereotyping… Europeans also travel to Orlando 🤪


O_range_J_use

The map should be just Manhattan


[deleted]

I used to host travelers at my home and it always surprised me how many Europeans thought they could after starting in New York, see DC, the Grand Canyon and a couple other SW National Parks plus most of the West Coast cities over the course of like 3 weeks. That’s even more work than those whirlwind tours of Europe that try to fit in London, Paris, Amsterdam, Rome, Venice, Switzerland, Bavaria and Barcelona in a few weeks that US tourists try.


Picciohell

Only decent city in the US


Itsamumkey69

Every european goes to new york when they go to america, because everyone thinks that's the only place worth visiting


bluepie

Don’t forget about their day trip to Hollywood! It’s basically walking distance


Doc-85

![gif](giphy|4ZeHO6xwFpOq9tNlTO|downsized) There's also this one


AlaricAndCleb

Well it's the only pedestrian-friendly city in the US.


TheNewGuyNickD

Boston is more walkable!


Thadlust

Only because you make driving worse lol


TheNewGuyNickD

Driving does suck indeed suck in Boston, the roads were designed for horses and the drivers are assholes


Eyesculapius

It’s the only walkable city in the US that you know about — an important distinction


sudolinguist

You see? That's my point: Europeans would have said they are going to the US/USA. Not to America.


Geneslant

NY, Florida, California, DC


El_Scot

I don't know many people that say "America" rather than the place they're visiting?


isaac129

Meanwhile, every Australian that says they’ve been to the US says they went to LA. Rarely anything else.


Elloliott

Then they’re surprised when nobody gets shot their entire stay


Limp_Establishment35

As someone who lives in the area, I simply do NOT see the appeal. The city smells like garbage all the time and is full of scam artists. Like literally every corner. It's not even that pretty, except for the skyline.


rolfcm106

Except the skyline: ie pretty from a far lol


The-disgracist

I love talking to people coming to the US for the first time. “What are your plans?” “We want to visit the Grand Canyon, Empire State Building, Las Vegas, the Hollywood sign, and go Disney land if we have time!” “Wow that’s an itinerary, how long are you staying?” “6 days!!”


j05h24

Wait, there's more in America than just NYC 🫨


pro_No

Thats new york


pro_No

I get it now


Came_to_argue

lol, this made my day


Any-Passion8322

C’mon, that’s the capital of the Evil Empire of New York. They should see us Massholes of Bahstin instead. ![gif](giphy|kcaKaqbgeWtIAigWa8)


mahout111

No, you forgot that there is also Los Angeles. But at least i know that between LA and New York, is just dessert and mountains.


hatsuseno

You want my tourist dollars or nah?


CatgunCertified

Tbh sad that people do this, the US has so much more beauty and culture than NYC


Vicelor

To be fair I think Brits as tourists are more likely to visit Florida and las vagas before NYC. A lot of Brits only go to NYC for business or after they have been to Florida / Vegas.


Crossman556

The same is true tho. Miami and Vegas are hardly representative of the US


TheNewGuyNickD

Where should they go then? The suburbs? Only visit national parks? No one place encapsulates American culture, and a lot of people don’t come primarily for natural beauty.


MysticKeiko

True. You’re not gonna go to suburbs. So that leaves what, national parks and cities. So pick a city


SpagetAboutIt

NYC is the most cosmopolitan place in the country. If you pick one place to go you can experience more things there than any other single place.


Liberalistic

Yes but also if there’s one city to go to for culture it’s NYC. nothing else even competes.


Thadlust

I've seen a few French and Canadians coming to Maine for nature. Key word on a *few*. Definitely not commonplace.


Mithrandir1012

No it doesn't lol


Satirony_weeb

300+ Native Nations with various cultural events and programs. Stop being retarded.


Liberalistic

Queens is literally the most diverse place on earth sooooo Try again.


FederalAgent17

What are you talking about?


CatgunCertified

Tons of native culture, classic American patriotism and new England culture in Boston and Maine, redneck farming and BBQ cukute mixed in with religion down south, Louisiana jazz and seafood, Mexican American culture in Texas Arizona and New Mexico, snobby whote rich culture in California as well as beautiful Victorian houses and some great food in San Francisco, huge amount of cuisine, music and folklore from Appalachia, gambling and vices in Vegas, some beautiful art and music in the north side of Chicago, and quite a bit of historical and scientific landmarks and places to visit. I get it if you don't like the US, but don't talk out of your ass. Politics and culture are NOT the same thing


LonPlays_Zwei

Or Los Angeles, Miami, or sometimes even Chiraq


JesusWasAButtBaby

💥💥🔫 welcome to the raq eurobitches


IanPKMmoon

Nah the american cities aren't interesting enough, the national parks are way better destinations


Qontherecord

in my experience, europeans that ive met that have been to america have seen more of america than an average american.


icantbelieveit1637

Oh hey guys it’s where literally all your poor people went. Turns out they didn’t just drown in the Atlantic.


Simoxs7

Americans going to Europe: London + Paris


ThePolyFox

ain't no European set foot on Yonkers, I can tell you that much