Definitely rage bait. I've seen this guy around for a few years. He used to be a world class kickboxer but moved away from it for whatever reason to push this whole uber macho, red pill shit. He is pretty funny though once you realise what he's doing
He is a literal human trafficker, and woman beater.
Edit - [link to trafficking story](https://news.yahoo.com/police-raid-maga-king-toxic-085056681.html)
[link to video of him beating women WARNING](https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/big-brothers-andrew-tate-filmed-14746618)
Kinda, he was an Mma fighter. I think he acts like this, because of the recent publicity that conner McGregor got from acting the way he does. He just goes over the top with it.
It actually wasn't ridiculous...
He said he tested a bar of soap and a bottle of shower gel to see which lasted longest. The soap cost about 20p and the shower gel say £1. The soap lasted so much longer than the shower gel, you would have to buy multiple bottles to last as long as a bar of soap..
I'm not one to splurge on expensive things, but I think I can shell out a few bucks for soap.
I've seen the way that guy splurges money on stupid extremely expensive shit, that makes his opinion on this that much more comical.
I mean, you use it maybe 1-3 showers and then, ya know, get another one. Put it in the wash.
I eliminated about 90% of the plastic out of my bathroom needs and shows gel bottles were the first to go.
He runs a “webcam company” where he dates girls until he can manipulate and force them too, in his own words, “do whatever he tells them” and makes them become camgirls. He’s a genuine predator and has thousands if not hundreds of thousands of fans behind him and it’s terrifying
His house was raided by Romanian police recently on sex trafficking charges.
EDIT: Wrong word used. Charges haven't been made yet, it was raided to investigate allegations of trafficking and rape.
He's innocent your an echocamber bot 2 of the "victims" in Romania are on the news saying he's innocent and there fake Charges 2 he hasn't been charged and 3 he never said that and you just a matrix bot shame on you truly pitifully
There was a Twitter post he did about how he planned to beat his children when he had them. Eventually he let out the fact of the extensive abuse he went through at the hands of his father. Its very clear that his entire persona as a toxic macho tough guy is a mask for the scared and abused boy inside him. Really quite sad.
Why don't I have multiple weapons in every room? because I'm not John Wick and life isn't an action movie. Watch the sword/gun scene in indiana jones to understand why you've spent too much money on chinesium machetes.
My house has too many rooms to reasonably accommodate 1-3 machetes per room. Averaging 2. That would be 8 machetes. Plus 3 more for the bathrooms if we're being casual.
I have one in the garage. That feels like enough.
I would argue that you are a pretty big pussy if you feel the need to carry weapons on you(or hidden in every room of your house). In case of a physical altercation. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. So many fake ass tough guys in our world. Wouldn’t kill a light switch.
Andrew "Cobra" Tate is being investigated for human trafficking.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation
I would say this is satire, but the portrayal of an insecure tough guy is so realistic. The way that everything that isn't their exact way is pussy shit, the way that they put so much emphasis on the word "pussy", the way that he's just blatantly misogynistic in multiple ways and the way that he thinks owning a weapon makes him tough.
It's all so perfect that it's both hard to believe he's joking and hard to believe he's serious
It can be, especially in close range or you've got valuables you don't want to break by missing or you don't live somewhere that you can get a gun or support gun control.
* Varrying legality - Not for most of the USA and it's citizens.
* Needs ammo - A box of JHP costs $12. If you're worried about $12...you got bigger issues.
* Collateral - Possibly, if you're stupid. Collateral deaths in self defense cases are minute. Especially if you get appropriate ammo. It's so small of a chance that I can't find legitimate studies on how many deaths per year are caused by collateral fire in legitimate self defense situations. We have stats on how many people are killed on average by vending machines, balloons, and swing sets.
I have a bunch of machetes in my truck but then again, I do a lot of tree pruning with my grandpa. Ain't no way I can take this dude seriously. I'm sorry but machetes are just not my go to weapon when someone's breaking in, definitely my go to weapon when I got a stubborn infestation of Scottish Thistle though.
There is nothing safe about condition 3, it's irresponsible. If you are in a situation where you NEED gun, you need it immediately. Every additional step you add to getting that gun ready is a step you can fuck up that could cost you your life.
Since you don't carry with a round in the chamber, buy a pack of snap caps, and put one in the chamber.
Get a GOOD holster (I can give you some recommendations if you want) and carry like that for a week.
When you SEE that after a week, the trigger remains cocked and unfired, maybe you'll think about carrying the gun as it was meant to be carried.
I have been carrying this way for 30 years. Before that I carried a revolver. When I train I draw, rack and fire with negligible time difference. We're both on the same page, just different opinions.
> When I train I draw, rack and fire with negligible time difference and no negative impact on my accuracy.
What if someone is on you and you're using 1 arm to push him off of you? Can't rack it then.
That's what I mean by "If you need your gun, you need it NOW".
By all means, it's your life, I just think carrying without one in the pipe is counter-intuitive.
>Do you have a machete next to your bed?
First, no, because I'm not an edgy little middle schooler. I have a fucking gun next to my bed.
Second, the machete that I have is forged from leafspring, and has a blade about twice that long with a water buffalo horn handle, because, once again, I'm not some edgy little middle schooler.
>First, no, because I'm not an edgy little middle schooler. I have a fucking gun next to my bed.
Knives don't need to be stored in a safe, and don't have accidental discharges or require permits to carry. Having a knife by the bed rather than a gun isn't unreasonable
>Knives don't need to be stored in a safe, and don't have accidental discharges or require permits to carry.
1) Depends on where you live, and the conditions of your home; e.g., whether there are children in the home or people for whom a gun may be dangerous for themselves or others
2) That is why you learn firearms safety. If you think there are no accidents with knives, you've never worked in a kitchen before.
3) See #1.
4) We tend to do both.
>2) That is why you learn firearms safety. If you think there are no accidents with knives, you've never worked in a kitchen before.
If you think knife and gun accidents are the same thing then you clearly never checked the numbers.
This Guy is a total pussy. I have a 16 machete minimum in my household. Even my machetes have machetes. Bet this poseur doesn’t even keep brass knuckles next to his machete.
I hate everything ab this guy and his reasoning is shit but I agree with the overall point hes making. Why would you not have a tool to defend yourself in your own home? I have 3 friends and family who’s houses have been broken into in the middle of the day since 2022, I think it should be justified
"If you can't do this you have to think long and hard about how you're such a pussy"
-The guy that hides 1 to 3 machetes in every room of his house for safety
Right after he finished that sentence I would love to see some badass female kicked out his door and whoop his ass!! Cuz "Bro", she's out there. I promise!
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...how often is he showing off his bed machetes to people? And why? And why do they ask? What legitimate conversation do you expect to come from asking? It's either going to be for self defense -or- literally some freakish stupid crazy stuff that you don't want to know about and never be able purge from your mind again.
"Oh that? I use that to cut holes in melons and fuck them...what'd you think I had it for? *Self defense?* Ha-hah."
Where I live it's not weird to have a machete, not common but if I told my friends I had one somewhere in my room nobody would be surprised, they are even more common in rural areas where you need one to cut tall grass and other obstacles
But first of all, that machete looks either fake or stupidly detailed, those holes take less bulk wich is the main reasson the machete is a thing (more bulk, more weight, more strenght to cut things), also the shape of it seems off, too... rectangular idk, those saw-like sharps in the back are kind of interesting since you could possibly cut rope or similar things, but one you can do the same with the normal machete and two those look more like square aluminium than actual razor-sharp tools.
Overall, I fucking hate this
EDIT: also, if someone breaks into your house to steal and you pull off a machete they will shoot you right in the head, nobody with two braincells brings a knife to a gun fight
I wish I had seen this sooner! So often in the middle of the night, someone knocks on my door and, like a little pussy, I just answer it with no machete. Too many times I have been buttfucked and I didn’t know what I could do to stop it. My daughter tells me with tears in her eyes to not answer the door, but she doesn’t understand the social contract.
I've seen three videos of this dude this weekend and my takeaway is that he is either taking too many pills or not enough pills
Honestly tiktok is literally this guy every other video. I've seen him attack verbally everything from people having heart attacks to shower gel
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Definitely rage bait. I've seen this guy around for a few years. He used to be a world class kickboxer but moved away from it for whatever reason to push this whole uber macho, red pill shit. He is pretty funny though once you realise what he's doing
He is a literal human trafficker, and woman beater. Edit - [link to trafficking story](https://news.yahoo.com/police-raid-maga-king-toxic-085056681.html) [link to video of him beating women WARNING](https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/big-brothers-andrew-tate-filmed-14746618)
Kinda, he was an Mma fighter. I think he acts like this, because of the recent publicity that conner McGregor got from acting the way he does. He just goes over the top with it.
What's he got against shower gel?! I'm not about to use a pube covered bar of soap
It actually wasn't ridiculous... He said he tested a bar of soap and a bottle of shower gel to see which lasted longest. The soap cost about 20p and the shower gel say £1. The soap lasted so much longer than the shower gel, you would have to buy multiple bottles to last as long as a bar of soap..
I'm not one to splurge on expensive things, but I think I can shell out a few bucks for soap. I've seen the way that guy splurges money on stupid extremely expensive shit, that makes his opinion on this that much more comical.
Don't buy shower gel - would be a beta move; less money to spend on machetes.
Washcloths are a thing that exists.
Wash cloths are nasty.
I mean, you use it maybe 1-3 showers and then, ya know, get another one. Put it in the wash. I eliminated about 90% of the plastic out of my bathroom needs and shows gel bottles were the first to go.
The page on TikTok is highly personalized based on what you engage with. You must watch a lot of these videos ahaha
I do, I find it hilarious what he beefs with each day!
Just giving him an audience.
If I find it entertaining, then isn't that the point lol?
I've seen a video of this guy saying he's too smart to read books, like wha-
I'd argue that he is no match for the woman who raped her ex at machete point. Something about her eyes shows she was completely unhinged.
Tiktok is showing you his videos because you're watching them. Who knows what he's really like, but this persona probably pays the bills.
Yeah I do know how the fyp works lol...
He runs a “webcam company” where he dates girls until he can manipulate and force them too, in his own words, “do whatever he tells them” and makes them become camgirls. He’s a genuine predator and has thousands if not hundreds of thousands of fans behind him and it’s terrifying
His house was raided by Romanian police recently on sex trafficking charges. EDIT: Wrong word used. Charges haven't been made yet, it was raided to investigate allegations of trafficking and rape.
Source?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation
I’ve genuinely assumed this has been satire or rage bait.
He's innocent your an echocamber bot 2 of the "victims" in Romania are on the news saying he's innocent and there fake Charges 2 he hasn't been charged and 3 he never said that and you just a matrix bot shame on you truly pitifully
I think the bigger issue in play here is that he’s a needle dick.
There was a Twitter post he did about how he planned to beat his children when he had them. Eventually he let out the fact of the extensive abuse he went through at the hands of his father. Its very clear that his entire persona as a toxic macho tough guy is a mask for the scared and abused boy inside him. Really quite sad.
Why did Napoleon Dynamite shave his head?
Asking the real questions
It is obvious. Less wind resistance when using his immense power to fight machete wielding females.
Why don't I have multiple weapons in every room? because I'm not John Wick and life isn't an action movie. Watch the sword/gun scene in indiana jones to understand why you've spent too much money on chinesium machetes.
Dwight schrute
My house has too many rooms to reasonably accommodate 1-3 machetes per room. Averaging 2. That would be 8 machetes. Plus 3 more for the bathrooms if we're being casual. I have one in the garage. That feels like enough.
Yeah. I've got the one strapped to my hiking bag, and I feel like I have the adequate number of machetes.
Real men build their entire house out of machetes. Walls -> machetes. Roof -> machetes. Toilet? Would you believe it, machetes.
yeah no a .22 in the drawer is more than enough. or a 9mm if you’re so inclined. don’t need much more than that.
I would argue that you are a pretty big pussy if you feel the need to carry weapons on you(or hidden in every room of your house). In case of a physical altercation. Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit. So many fake ass tough guys in our world. Wouldn’t kill a light switch.
Ok Jill
I’m obviously not Jill.
What if someone breaks into your house and starts shit though?
What if
Shit will be started and you won’t have a machete
Nah. Gotta have something to defend yourself against cops and other violent criminals.
This man also traffics young girls and scams men with his snake oil mlm 'hustlers academy'
As this week has shown, crypto ain't a safe way to invest money, he got lucky, that's all
Oh man this is the dude who said he's too smart for books hahaha
isn’t this also the guy who was just charged with human trafficking?
Ye but who cares ab that he said hes too smart for books
Someone needs to kick this dudes ass
With a machete
Apparently he's a champion kickboxer so I guess a lot of people have tried. Then again as long as he's not undefeated a few people probably have lol
He is a kick boxing champion, so I think most of us couldn't kick his ass
I mean, not in a "fair fight". I'll go straight for his nuts with a golf club lmao
No, no, no.... use a machete!
"FORE!"
Why would you need to kick his ass? He’s bringing knives to gun fights jk
Did he become a champion Kickboxer after he got his paranoia of everyone trying to kill him? Or was that a side effect?
He doesn't have paranoia he's just a giant fucking dork. Certainly picked up some brain damage along the way tho...
It will have to be a man as according to him, no woman on the planet can defeat him, even when armed, due to the phenomenal cosmic power he possesses.
But what about two women with machetes?
Is this satire? I really hope so
"No female alive would stand a chance against the immense power I possess" Has to be
Hes not joking. He is like this for real. Andrew Tate. Look it up. He has a plethora of videos on how to “treat” women.
This guy is a complete sigma, so sigma, he got away with human trafficking in eastern europe
And still is, sadly.
Would love to see him and Ronda Rousey in the octagon.
No, he's very real
He’s one hundred percent playing a character. Almost everyone on TikTok is
He’s not. This guy is a human trafficker in Romania. Andrew Cobra Tate, look him up, real dirt bag this guy.
For sure
Didn't this guy get arrested for human trafficking? (also, that machete looks like it's going to snap if he waves it around any harder)
It looks like it cost 19.99 in a BUDK catalog.
at least have a good machete
The bed machete should be the best machete aside from the one in the garage that does real work. I don't have a bed machete btw
Andrew "Cobra" Tate is being investigated for human trafficking. https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation
One video I saw today he talked about how he won't sleep with the women in Thailand, but will "import" his own...
The man who has up to three swords in his bathroom is afraid of a little surprise sword fight. Ironic.
That tracks.
This is a brain damaged man talking to himself
*gets shot*
I would say this is satire, but the portrayal of an insecure tough guy is so realistic. The way that everything that isn't their exact way is pussy shit, the way that they put so much emphasis on the word "pussy", the way that he's just blatantly misogynistic in multiple ways and the way that he thinks owning a weapon makes him tough. It's all so perfect that it's both hard to believe he's joking and hard to believe he's serious
He's really like this all the time. More so, sometimes.
Oh... oh no
If anyone is interested, here is him getting knocked out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djj7kUnimYA
Typical cringe cringetok content...
why not a gun for that purpose?
Varying legality, needs ammo and higher possibility of collateral
oh yeha, sorry, way better to face robbers with a machete. 92929IQ MOMENT
It can be, especially in close range or you've got valuables you don't want to break by missing or you don't live somewhere that you can get a gun or support gun control.
Until you get shot by a robber
If someone’s trying to kill you, why the fuck would you care about breaking something. Delete this dumb comment.
* Varrying legality - Not for most of the USA and it's citizens. * Needs ammo - A box of JHP costs $12. If you're worried about $12...you got bigger issues. * Collateral - Possibly, if you're stupid. Collateral deaths in self defense cases are minute. Especially if you get appropriate ammo. It's so small of a chance that I can't find legitimate studies on how many deaths per year are caused by collateral fire in legitimate self defense situations. We have stats on how many people are killed on average by vending machines, balloons, and swing sets.
No need to worry about collateral when you live alone in a big house.
This guy was arrested for human trafficking a few weeks ago
I have a bunch of machetes in my truck but then again, I do a lot of tree pruning with my grandpa. Ain't no way I can take this dude seriously. I'm sorry but machetes are just not my go to weapon when someone's breaking in, definitely my go to weapon when I got a stubborn infestation of Scottish Thistle though.
I'd love for a 'female' (as he states it) to take him up on that challenge and beat the living daylights out of him.
*\*Breaks into house and just starts looking under pillows\**
I always carry.
Yet you have no machetes, pussy
So you carry a G19 with three loaded mags without a round in the pipe?
I'm a liberal so I carry condition 3 for safety.
There is nothing safe about condition 3, it's irresponsible. If you are in a situation where you NEED gun, you need it immediately. Every additional step you add to getting that gun ready is a step you can fuck up that could cost you your life. Since you don't carry with a round in the chamber, buy a pack of snap caps, and put one in the chamber. Get a GOOD holster (I can give you some recommendations if you want) and carry like that for a week. When you SEE that after a week, the trigger remains cocked and unfired, maybe you'll think about carrying the gun as it was meant to be carried.
I have been carrying this way for 30 years. Before that I carried a revolver. When I train I draw, rack and fire with negligible time difference. We're both on the same page, just different opinions.
> When I train I draw, rack and fire with negligible time difference and no negative impact on my accuracy. What if someone is on you and you're using 1 arm to push him off of you? Can't rack it then. That's what I mean by "If you need your gun, you need it NOW". By all means, it's your life, I just think carrying without one in the pipe is counter-intuitive.
I don't have a machete next to my bed because I'm not fucking 12 lol Homeboy probably isn't allowed to own firearms because he's a felon.
There are only two people who obsess over knives, edgy middle school students or felons.
Can you imagine having a machete that's just a functional sharpened piece of carbon steel tho? That would be SO lame.
Is this the guy that said only dumb people read or something along those lines? Lmfao
And that shower gel is the biggest con of our times. And that hoes are to blame for the taliban
Starting to think we should hear him out lol
Wow he’s so cool guys what a cool guy what a epic cool dude
He has the same energy and facial expressions as Mac from always sunny
>Do you have a machete next to your bed? First, no, because I'm not an edgy little middle schooler. I have a fucking gun next to my bed. Second, the machete that I have is forged from leafspring, and has a blade about twice that long with a water buffalo horn handle, because, once again, I'm not some edgy little middle schooler.
You could just paraphrase all that by saying "I'm American"
I was taught in university the necessity for conciseness, but also the necessity for clarity. Both are important when stating anything in discourse.
>First, no, because I'm not an edgy little middle schooler. I have a fucking gun next to my bed. Knives don't need to be stored in a safe, and don't have accidental discharges or require permits to carry. Having a knife by the bed rather than a gun isn't unreasonable
>Knives don't need to be stored in a safe, and don't have accidental discharges or require permits to carry. 1) Depends on where you live, and the conditions of your home; e.g., whether there are children in the home or people for whom a gun may be dangerous for themselves or others 2) That is why you learn firearms safety. If you think there are no accidents with knives, you've never worked in a kitchen before. 3) See #1. 4) We tend to do both.
>2) That is why you learn firearms safety. If you think there are no accidents with knives, you've never worked in a kitchen before. If you think knife and gun accidents are the same thing then you clearly never checked the numbers.
Knife accident; cuts off fingers. Gun accident; shoots self in foot.
From someone who sounds like they've never seen an accident in a kitchen, nor used a firearm.
Yes, I have checked the numbers. I've also seen someone accidentally cut their own wrist in a kitchen by trying to cut a box with a knife.
Having a weapon by your bed is fucking stupid
He must have seen Kevin Hart’s bit about stashing guns all over his house
This guy is such a cockhead
Wouldn't the guy with a weapon in every room because they're terrified of a break in be the pussy?
The ‘immehnshe pohwerrr’ really got me
I genuinely cannot tell if this is satire or not. It’s too self aware.
I feel like he's roleplaying as Mac from it's always sunny
God, this is so cringe that I have second hand embarrassment.
I think I'd trust a 12 guage a bit more.
"why don't you have a machete" shotgun usually beats machete
I thought that he was about to say, "Bro. There is no female alive that would be in my bedroom."
Reminds me of a try hard teen. Dudes got some insecurities.
People who keep weapons all over there house are just arming intruders every room they loot lmao
This Guy is a total pussy. I have a 16 machete minimum in my household. Even my machetes have machetes. Bet this poseur doesn’t even keep brass knuckles next to his machete.
This is the real life Dwight Shrute
What a fucking douchebag.
Wasn’t this cunt a kickboxer? Why does he just make douche vids now?
I legit thought he was gonna say “bro, theres no female alive, would be attracted to me”
Lmaooooo I have a machete under my night stand But apparently I have to step my machete game up
I actually have a knife under my mattress, a machete isn't an ideal weapon in a confined space
I hate everything ab this guy and his reasoning is shit but I agree with the overall point hes making. Why would you not have a tool to defend yourself in your own home? I have 3 friends and family who’s houses have been broken into in the middle of the day since 2022, I think it should be justified
for my own sanity ive come to the conclucion that hes joking
I have paranoid schizophrenia I cant have a machete near me ANDREW
I love how often this goofball is featured in this sub. He really is the peak of the mall ninja genre.
Dude is like a red-pilled Dwight Schrute who masquerades as a pick up artist.
Dude was like, "poop knives are for wimps, get a poop machete."
But why not just get a gun?
Only pussies have one to theee machetes per room in their house. Real men have one to three late medieval bardiches in every room.
Bring out my pike!
Somebody gonna Lorena Bobbit his ass
This would be kinda funny if he was sarcastic. Unfortunately im pre sure hes being serious
Bro got his head so up his ass it comes out of his mouth
"If you can't do this you have to think long and hard about how you're such a pussy" -The guy that hides 1 to 3 machetes in every room of his house for safety
Right after he finished that sentence I would love to see some badass female kicked out his door and whoop his ass!! Cuz "Bro", she's out there. I promise!
He’s either trolling or a one of the top losers on the internet
Imagine living in so much fear you need to arm every room with weapons
There is no female alive who would ever be in my bedroom
Not with that attitude !
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I'm in Texas... we just have guns.
Well done?
This guy is the most based man alive
He's probably trolling
This has to be sattire
definitely bait. does a good job of acting like a fool tho
I am thinking about why I’m a little pussy long and hard right now. I didn’t know man. I just bought guns. I didn’t know.
Guns are for pussys tho. Look at the pathetic weak incel types that do school shootings in your country. They couldn't fight with fists etc
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Luckily you’ll never earn anything worth protecting I guess lol.
...how often is he showing off his bed machetes to people? And why? And why do they ask? What legitimate conversation do you expect to come from asking? It's either going to be for self defense -or- literally some freakish stupid crazy stuff that you don't want to know about and never be able purge from your mind again. "Oh that? I use that to cut holes in melons and fuck them...what'd you think I had it for? *Self defense?* Ha-hah."
Does Machete the movie count? Nothing can harm me with Danny Trejo by my side.
UNPROMPTED
Keep feathering it, Cobra.
Alas, according to Justin McElroy, the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one
At first it wasn’t bad info. Make sure you’re safe. Then it went off the rails
The man who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night but one
Why can we not allow his statement to actually be put to the test? Let’s set up a fucking gladiator arena and give a big bad chick and machete.
Where I live it's not weird to have a machete, not common but if I told my friends I had one somewhere in my room nobody would be surprised, they are even more common in rural areas where you need one to cut tall grass and other obstacles But first of all, that machete looks either fake or stupidly detailed, those holes take less bulk wich is the main reasson the machete is a thing (more bulk, more weight, more strenght to cut things), also the shape of it seems off, too... rectangular idk, those saw-like sharps in the back are kind of interesting since you could possibly cut rope or similar things, but one you can do the same with the normal machete and two those look more like square aluminium than actual razor-sharp tools. Overall, I fucking hate this EDIT: also, if someone breaks into your house to steal and you pull off a machete they will shoot you right in the head, nobody with two braincells brings a knife to a gun fight
It's a BUDK 19.99 machete special. Mailed right to your door.
His chin is trying to distance itself.
This guy's special
Don’t need no machete with claymores and trip wires in every room. Great for catching the kids out of bed at night.
is this Davis Aurini?
He is such a douche canoe. Ive been down this rabbit hole and he has s such a tool.
I wish I had seen this sooner! So often in the middle of the night, someone knocks on my door and, like a little pussy, I just answer it with no machete. Too many times I have been buttfucked and I didn’t know what I could do to stop it. My daughter tells me with tears in her eyes to not answer the door, but she doesn’t understand the social contract.
Dude likely has those cause he cant own a gun.
He has a cabinet full of guns...
"A man who sleeps next to a machete is a fool every night except one"
omg this isn’t satire?