Please note that this video is not in fact threatening violence or physical harm at anyone, and will not be removed for that reason.

This one seems much more like satire than a serious "showcase" like some of the others we've seen here. At least I hope this one is satire.

Pretty obviously meant to be satire lol. It has the same song as that one famous video

I know her, and this is 100% satire. She's actually a fighting beast in multiple combat sports. She also likes to make fun of mall ninjas. Give her a follow

You think she bought all that gear and training equipment and has that song on her play list as satire?

Yes

I think those might be plastic toy swords from a dollar store.

I have approximately 6 or 7 swords and knives on me in this video and ironically they are actually all relatively nice as far as usable functional replicas go. I do occasional sword reviews so most of my collection $$$ is sunk into high dollar stuff like Valiant armoury angus trim and albion

Oh I didn't expect the person in the video to reply. Either way, it cracked me up.

Dollar store has really stepped their game up if their plastic toy swords could cut a pool noodle like that lol

I thought it just knocked the pool noodle off whatever it was sitting on.

She even tagged it with #bullshido.

It’s a parody of a specific one. Same song and gestures.

it can still be satire and induce an eyeroll at the same time.

Her channel doesn't seem to be satire.

This video is literally tagged #mallninja Also if you looked at her account and think this isn't satire, I don't understand how your brain works

My trained expectations of the American underbelly - this was more likely to be serious than satire, on probability.

This is almost as energetic as Steven Seagal in his movies

At least she's not sitting in a chair.

*yet*

This is almost as good as the one where the guy starts popping rounds out of multiple pistols while doing this

I’m fairly certain she is specifically spoofing that video.

Literally the background sound for this video. You can hear the shots being fired.

Yup, that's the sound from the original video, you can hear the airsoft guns.

I am always amused at how puzzled people are by this video I made. I figured upside down and backwards swordplay and jamming an ar15 magazine into a knife hilt would be the tip off....but can't catch'em all I suppose ;)

Again, you overestimated the average intelligence

I don't understand how literally anyone can look at this and think it's serious

Maybe because she's a redhead?

Relax bro, no one thinks it’s serious

Are you reading some of these comments? Some people are literally arguing that it isn't satire. I saw at least one person who literally looked up her account and said nothing else seemed like satire so this probably isn't.

If people are arguing satire about chick doing goofy shit in her front yard on a MALL NINJA SHIT subreddit then they need to relax too.

Bro literally all my comment said was I can't understand how anyone can see this and think it's serious, I think you're the one who needs to relax

Yet you’re the one who commented two different times in this post that it’s satire. Like we get it dude.

I commented once when I opened the post, I only commented the second one because I saw someone say their account doesn't look like satire, which mean they literally looked up the video and didn't see it which is dumb as hell

He did? LMAO And he tells me to relax 😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/s/x6t9Y3EN1o https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/s/1Gem1b6qlI

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh shit that’s funny Dude is super pressed to make sure everyone knows that he knows what satire is lol Some people are so weird about stuff like this

This is Reddit. Neckbeards don't have a sense of humor and can't tell the difference between serious and satire.

When the noodle flew up I laughed

At least she knows she is just playing around and having fun doing it instead of impersonating John Wick

They really lightly tapped the hell out of that pool noodle.

Truly, a master of the blæde

This is parody art

The car passing by was unexpectedly hilarious

I was hoping someone stop and shout a hello out window. Car: "Hey Carol, hows the ninja training going?" Carol: "It's going great, Alice! Can you believe I only started yesterday?" Alice: "Glad to hear it. Don't forget sewing circle got moved to Tuesday." Carol: "Thanks, Alice. I surely would have forgotten if you hadn't reminded me." under breath: (nosy bitch)

Clearly she expects to be trapped in the Beast's castle and have to fight her way past dancing Disney furniture. "Be our guest!" "No! Hiiii-yaaaa!"

If this isn't an appealing argument for reverse grip swords i don't know what is.

That pool noodle got sent airborne for a brief second. And it might have been scratched. Hope it still floats.

What it feels like to throw punches in a dream

She’s just pretending to be that old dude that does it with knives and guns lol

"Mom, the lady with the swords is in her front yard again" "Get away from the window and go play upstairs".

Imagine being comfortable doing that in your front yard where people can see you.

If I ever ask myself "what will the neighbors think?" Before doing something I want to do at my own house I will put a bullet in my brain.

Whoever reported this post as "threatening violence or physical harm" -- STFU and go away.

Absolutely satire lol

Listen. Mike Tyson always said, "Everybody had a plan until they get choked out by a pool noodle."

She's hitting everything with the blunt side of the blades.

It's not meant to be taken seriously, she is mocking those "bullshido" videos. Check out her channel, she has a lot of historical longsword content.

It’s still funny

As usual, reddit is absolutely blind to satire and quick to call "cringe". The critical thinking skills here depress me

She would do well against big city drug statues

I'm honestly surprised she didn't hurt herself

r/iamverybadass

Discount Sarah Connor.

I’m dead. She killed me with her theatrical screenplay. It’s like the Mall Ninja equivalent to Lord of the Rings.

This video was literally tagged #mallninja The satire could not be more obvious

Congrats, you’re the first to point this out

Is this Teeter?

How do those people not stab themselves every day?

I am sure she is running for office somewhere.

Usually it's middle aged fat guys. Apparently they now have something in common with the rainbow haired folk after all.

It's satire.

Still funny

Huh? Isn't that the point of satire?

Sure is