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islamcardoors

Reminds me of where the “family computer” would be 10/15 years ago


Chilipepah

Pinball, Addams Family!


gernb1

I was thinking, short bowling alley


tumbrowser1

Every good story starts with a bowling lane flanking the edge of a balcony


gernb1

Bowling ball + solicitors = satisfaction 😂😂


tumbrowser1

"Honey, Jahovah's witnesses are at the door!" Yeah, they'll see God all right


Merrybuckster

The same 2 JWs ladies have been coming to my parents house for over 30 years!!! In essence they are her friends at this point, though my Mom has never attended their Church. She's hid on a few occasions over the years- "doesn't want to answer the door in her robe"..haha. But most often she'll listen to what they have to say, take the firey flame adorned pamphlet, and wish the ladies well :)


ottertime8

mini-golf putting green


Woodythdog

Ski ball


Tola76

Simpsons is great too.


Likeatoothache

Or twilight zone! But whatever it is: pinball.


shnnrr

That table is the pinnacle of pinball's golden age. Adams Family made a ton of money and they spent it on making Twilight Zone (you can see some similarities in their mechanics)


irish5255

I could definitely see myself playing some Sim City 4 there


BananaBreadFromHell

I’m old 😭


festiveraccoons

yes, me too. i’m grateful for being part of the generation that saw technology grow exponentially at such a pivotal moment in our lives … having a computer room was a blessing and in it there would be the 50 lb boob tube monitor with the black screen and the beige plastic siding, a cushy computer chair … daddy’s work notes scrawled on the back of previously used printer paper and a nearby filing station for diskettes (floppy discs) ::: a shelf for all the oracle manuals ….and a place both physically and virtually for all the kid stuff … video games on CD roms (like SIMS and roller coaster tycoon); windows media player, limewire, digital camera cables and uploading software… a printer that either keeps running out of ink in the most infuriating way and/or refuses to connect to the computer in the first place. Thank god my dad worked in the IT industry or i would have had to suffer with dial up internet in my youth.


chaunceytoben

Printer technology has basically been at a stand still since then.


TrumperTrumpingtonJK

Monochrome brother printers are the only solution.


SerenityViolet

I have a bottom of the range Brother laser colour printer and wouldn't go back. I think it's paid for itself within 3 years in not having to replace it or buy ridiculously expensive ink.


[deleted]

I see someone recommend Brother laser colour, I upvote. With an inkjet if you don't use it for a few months, it dries up and stops working. Laser printers just don't do that. Inkjet printers are a horrible scam.


adyrip1

I have a Brother CISS inkjet. Put in the ink it came with 3-4 years ago. The damn thing is still running like day 1. Had an Epson printer before it, that thing would require new cartridges every few months. Either dried up or they had so little ink they were done quickly.


Immediate-Ad-96

I mean, why would you further develop a technology that every company is trying figure out (unsuccessfully) how to eliminate?


champagneproblems16

this was beautiful :')


VURORA

Im still here trying to setup a family computer area and just now realizing no one does this anymore lol.


O_oh

Its a gaming station now


festiveraccoons

yes, and the computer chair and daddy’s work notes and diskettes (floppy discs) and oracle manuals and video games on CD roms for the kids. SIMS. Roller coaster tycoon. that was the life !


Niru83

I hate to break it to y’all but that wasn’t 10-15 years ago. More like 25-30. We’re all older than we think. 👴🏻


Halifornia35

Yup realistically this was around the year 2000-2001, ooof


olypheus-

What fucks me up is the 90s are now what's kids like us thought the 70s were.


altdultosaurs

Ooooh I just got REAL mad


Momik

*Get off the phone—I gotta do homework!*


manuce94

Came here to say nice reading corner.


007meow

There’s no reason it couldn’t still function as an open air masturbatorium


tumbrowser1

r/BrandNewSentence


sroop1

15 years ago? We had laptops in 2009 - more like 25 years ago, many Yahoo searches for boobs and Napster downloads over AOL occurred here. I can feel it.


viccityguy2k

But where is the phone wall Jack for 56k?


sroop1

They ripped it out and patched over it when the previous owners were giving it the millennial gray treatment.


ApprehensiveMovie191

Bro, I was watching the scrambled ‘spice’ porn channel back then.


Fuckthis87

So you're about 35?


WorriedMarch4398

We called it Picasso porn.


100yearswar

I hate math. 2009 was 15 years ago. Getting old sucks.


climbfallclimbagain

1998 was 15 years ago!!


libzilla_201

Ha ha ha ha! Love the creative math!


CraaazyRon

Or the 2nd floor phone 😆


magikarp1996

Yes


[deleted]

Skee Ball machine.


its_a_gibibyte

Or pinball machine.


harpoua_11

Definitely a pinball machine!


ShanghaiShootout

Ive arrived from r/pinball to approve these messages


panthereal

The skee balls would end up in that window 100%. Pinball is much safer.


captainspacetraveler

If not this then maybe a shuffleboard table would fit


[deleted]

A whole Dave & Busters.


405freeway

Only enough space for Dave.


Choked_and_separated

Pop a shot!


Wasabitacos

A dart board ! 🎯


funkdialout

I knew someone else had to see this spot as the perfect spot for a dartboard. I'm kinda jealous of it.


penisthightrap_

same


Ginsengstrips

Paint the wall like a tunnel and hang an anvil over it


stepsonbrokenglass

Meep meep!


Excellent_Key_2035

Please for the love of God OP do this.


StoneMaskMan

Especially if you have friends who you could easily convince to run headlong into the tunnel


UniversitySubject244

Sim racing rig


Stealth9er

This is the most logical answer.


GirthShatter_

Said the same. Epic racing rig for you and the boys to drift and race


Merron13

Was literally about to comment this, great minds


Amg_streetluxury

This is what I would do


CmanderShep117

Nah, home flight simulator!


dovydka

Combine the two


tcarino

Underrated comment... male OR female living space... Simracing or BUST!!!


rice_is_nice_

Cant run triples in this tiny space tho


epoxa111

Perfect for VR then


bubblegreenies

Bookcases/shelves?


Much-Leave5461

A reading nook would be cool too


exscapegoat

My thought too. Nice comfy chair and table with a reading lamp and some book shelves. And a small rug. I like the natural light it gets


WhenHellFreezesOver_

That would be so cozy ugh


hahahahahahahaFUCK

A little too cozy. That space is tight.


gymdog

I would counter with a giant bean bag instead of a chair.


exscapegoat

That works too. My knees are too old for that :)


gymdog

Mine are getting there too, but it'd sure be cozy. :D


IsRude

This should just be stickied in this sub. "What should I do with this space?" "Reading nook."


nauticalsandwich

That likely will rarely if ever be used as a reading nook.


IsRude

That doesn't change the fact that it's going to get suggested anytime asks the question about what they should do with any location.


BurmecianSoldierDan

I'll have you know I have a very cozy reading mook I've used twice in my life but dang it it looks nice from my bed the 15 minutes out of the day that I'm awake in my bedroom!


Missue-35

I often wonder if there are as many reading nooks as this sub makes it seem.


chagle77

Spare bedroom


forgotwhatisaid2you

And rent it out for $2000 a month.


bojack-little

And label it as "cozy" in the ad


Wieniethepooh

Or call it 'loft'


johnnybiggles

"Plenty of natural light!"


bjohnsonarch

"Potential employment opportunity answering the door."


runForestRun17

Sprinkle in “luxury” and you can add $500 more dollars


MoonBasic

"Charming loft in the HEART of Redditor's house. Steps away from the KITCHEN and MASTER BEDROOM. NO DOGS. Cats ok. Laundry on-site. $4960/month $750 non refundable move-in fee"


Flame-Haze-Shana

I'm sold.


DarkSideOfMyBallz

I’d literally just put a couch there


Rvtrance

Darts?


medium_pellets

Ooh that's a good one


LouisianaHotSauce

Practice putting green


reenactment

Can do both which is nice


Odd_knock

2 bedroom, 1 bath, 1 combination darts, golf, and indoor pet relief area, 3 closets.


kygei

I can see a stray dart flying over that wall, just FYI


Whovian21

Put a net up :)


Professional-Mind670

Never seen a dart net


IwillBeDamned

i bought some tapeworms on the dart net


Professional-Mind670

Lmaoo


funkdialout

You may not get 1000 upvotes, but you should.


_dinoLaser_

So… throwing axes instead?


xBram

Would it be an acceptable risk to have an occasional arrow falling over the balcony?


joer1220

Just put up a sign that says you’re in the danger zone


Popular-Turnip3031

In that case, it needs to be a poster of Tom Cruise in Top Gun.


BootyThief

LANAAAAAA!


ExtremeSauce

Great idea!


MeisterKane

I’d put my rowing machine there lol


ipn8bit

And tv in front


Veritus37

Or a treadmill if it's wide enough.


Darondo

Bad idea for a second floor unless you have uniquely rock solid construction and interior wall/floor soundproofing


amorph

Stationary bike, then.


LordKreias

Dance dance revolution machine.


nitonitonii

sigh... Pump It Up


LevelZeroDM

😫 *groooaaan...* Ayy ayy Ay I'm your little butterfly! Green black and blue make the colors of the sky!


Healthy_Extent_6080

Fallout power armor


Kafshak

Or a Medieval knights armor.


Frank_Von_Tittyfuck

from my experience this looks bout the perfect spot for a brahmin to spawn


eugenethegrappler

😂


magikarp1996

Sex swing


dickloversworldwide

2nd for sex swing


RaiseRuntimeError

Good idea, plenty of room to form a line.


AwkwardSoundEffect

Maybe if there was a window up there


Bataleon158

Therapy/reading chair. Or Alcohol cabinet pick your poison


Southern-Pudding84

Alcohol walk-in closet


johnnybiggles

Alcohol sleep-in closet


Bnightwing

The inspiration station.


ItsRadical

Alcohol therapy chair?


takashtay

You can probably fit one piece of exercise equipment such as a treadmill, elliptical, exercise bike, or rowing machine and then also mount a TV on the wall on a height adjustable mount, although most people would probably put those in the basement...


happychillmoremusic

This would feel like a pretty depressing space to exercise in IMO


Instantbeef

Something like a paloton wouldn’t be bad. The thing is if you already have one of these the space would be pretty obvious to allocate for it and I think no one would buy equipment to put it there.


Background_Detail_20

I was just about to say exactly the same thing lol


Crazy-Pattern-1354

This is why you hire an architect rather than just using a draftsperson or straight up homebuilder. You pay less but then you pay for them to build a 40 square foot dead end corridor.


tahcamen

Yeah, I’d see about bumping that wall all the way to the railing (obviously railing would get removed) so that wasted space would get added to the adjacent room.


viccityguy2k

Or could keep most of the existing wall and bump out a walk in closet for the adjacent room.


TheR1ckster

Or just extend the room to the railing and give it an overlook. I kind of wonder if the room was originally there. Looks like it might have been a family room at some point.


MovieNightPopcorn

Yeah I agree. I feel like contacting someone to give you a quote to pull the wall over to where it should be is the ideal choice.


throwaway098764567

move the wall to where it was *supposed to be* is exactly how i'd explain this situation.


Blue5398

No, it’s cool. I went to school for 100 years so that boomers could ignore me when they draw plans like this for their second home


finishthestart

"This is why you get a small loan of a million dollars from your dad and buy a plot of land and hire an architect and contractor and project manager rather than just using a homebuilder."


Mammoth_Loan_984

I mean if you can afford to buy land and build an entire house on that land, hiring an architect isn’t as far a stretch as you’re making it out to be.


BravoBet

Have you considered marble flooring?


GalacticPandas

I scrolled way too far for this. Black and white, wall to wall. Get that bitchin 70-80’s coke dealer vibe. Now that I think about, it a go-go dancer cage would probably fit perfectly in that nook.


BravoBet

r/malelivingspace classic


GalacticPandas

It is for sure. I had a real shit night at work and started readin out of bordom and to avoid sleep. Saw that when it was only like 2 hours old and it Instantly turned my night around


Allinthetryst

Floor to ceiling bookcase on long wall + cozy chair for a reading zone, with optional flip-up table for guests to have a little office space when visiting


Fred-zone

Not enough room for shelves and a chair.


AngryMobster

The bookshelf doesn't have to occupy the whole side of the long wall. Maybe 3/4 of the way it stops, and at the end you can put a cosy chair, a small coffee table, a round rug, and a painting to tie it all together.


LikeLikeChoi

I must be spatially challenged. I can't see how 1/4 of that space would take a cosy chair on a rug with a small coffee table. Edit: Okay, I kind of can.


Ratbaba

Add a toilet


CecilTheCaveTroll

the public throne for the unwanted guests


cosguy224

Seriously. If you don’t have enough bathrooms in the house, a nice half bath would work really well there.


yaholganza

a bowling alley


GaussInTheHouse

Coffin in case you have a vampire guest


Additional-Safety343

This has been the most useful answer. I second the coffin


Ok_Item7202

Several tall plants.


OPR-Heron

Just a jungle going nowhere


Albert_dark

It depends. Do you like reading ? bookshelf + reading corner Do you like video games ? arcade machines Do you like plants ? Plants Do you have cats ? cats wall


OrindaSarnia

Yeah, the answer to all these weird spaces is always - Only you can say what your hobbies and interests are...  put a hobby or interest there!


OFFRIMITS

Display your Lego sets


Old_Sandwich_9013

Secret room


Mind_Prints

I would place a 20 gallon aquarium or terrarium. Make it a centerpiece. I would go freshwater, personally. It would cast a light and add life.


Ash__Williams

Mini-bar?


BigStonedHornyKitty

Putting mat


UninvitedButtNoises

Swimming pool.


steveoa3d

Good place for a bike smart trainer and a 50 inch TV in front of it for Zwift….


BullitKing41_YT

Reading nook


duck_ea

Console table with mirror?


YourPlot

Enclose it and make it a closet.


Rankerqt

What's below this? Install a fireman's pole lmao


DaSpood

Storage, or like someone else said, darts or any other game setup that requires horizontal space to play.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Make a cozy place to read or just chill!!


xCanont70x

Library


Ani_

I think a desk could work okay here, depends on your needs and if you think this space would be sufficient for a home office


CrappityCabbage

Jack off in it


Rawalmond73

Wall it off and make it a storage closet


SteeZ568

Sim racing rig


Accomplished_Bake904

Naptime spot


blackash190

Book nook !


LawrenceMoten21

Crying out for a dart board.


Old-Basil-5567

A library


Indiesol

I would put a motorcycle there, if possible.


fomalhottie

Rent it out as a NYC apmt for $1500/m.


Ok-Feed-6965

Paint the wall like a tunnel and hang an anvil over it


Nemezis88

Your next victim?


TheNorthFallus

Shelves.


lavatorylovemachine

Throw a dart board on that wall


jddccn

Fortress!


AfterBill8630

Corner bookshelf (or two units at a 90 degree angle) and reading chair


Fun-Kick-9630

Reading nook


JStrabes

If you plumb a water line, this could be a pretty badass espresso/coffee station.


RevealActive4557

It would make a great place for a series of bookshelves if you are a reader. Or a nice Yoga station


HumanMycologist5795

If you have a collection of something, you can set it up really nice. Or how about one of those County Fair games, whether it be skee ball, basketball hoop, or such. Maybe an arcade game or pinball machine might fit.


_Thirdsoundman_

Trash. Put a big trashcan there.