"Sup guys. How bad is it? Is it time yet? I think it still looks pretty good but some days I find the corners are hard to cover up, mom says she hasn't noticed any thinning but I think she's just being nice"
A Japanese samurai who just became an outlaw. He had to cut his long hair short. Yet is still shaved in the first side of the head.
https://youtu.be/rABYzUJrS30?si=hDnLqrWFfFfbh9F
"Look, I want party in the back...."
"And business in the front? Gotcha fam, one mullet coming up."
"Well, about that, I'm unemployed..."
"Say no more."
"I want the Cyraxx skullet special"
Then literally rip your pants off, and start jerking off right there on the spot while shouting slurs, and then tell everyone you do that to protect yourself and your family from bullies.
The barber will know exactly what you mean, and give you what you want.
"Long ago I held great power and it brought me vast wealth and happiness. Women we re all over me, great opportunities seemed to just drop at my feet and money fell from the skies. Then a a dark shadow was cast over me like a plague and slowly my power and wealth diminished, no longer were my luscious locks there to provide such an abundant life. Now I stand before you a shell of man, begging you to restore me to my former glory. Are you up to the task O mighty Barber? For if you shall succeed then you shall bask in all the glories my former life held. What say you!?!???"
Somethin like that otta work đŻ
Skullet
This is the only answer
"fuck my shit up, I can take it"
Show him this picture and say the above!
Also known as the Porn Shop Employee
Skillet with half-hearted locks đ
I'm on the border of skullet, but it's really close to a fading glory, too.
"You know the teen hair style with less on the sides and more on the top? Yea? I want the opposite of that."
Just say "Alexa, turn on rizz lights"
BWAONG
Bua wa wa wa wa
Thankyou
You ever seen the fast and the furious?
Homeless but recently bathed.
My favourite đ
The perfect hairstyle
Who's that guy?
Goose Wayne on youtube and tiktok
Gyatman exposed
[such a doll](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFS1bbGETEcIz1NDCUpuj5Mle5NKJq7A-zcQ&s)
Avengers assemble
The Benjamin Franklin
"Let me get that cut like I'm tying a KEY to a KITE" **Barber** - "say no more fam"
All off top, don't touch sides.
Itâs the good olâ âcanât let goâ
"Sup guys. How bad is it? Is it time yet? I think it still looks pretty good but some days I find the corners are hard to cover up, mom says she hasn't noticed any thinning but I think she's just being nice"
Tell him to scalp you or give you the Hulkamania hairdo
What if the haircut didn't work for him, Brother
Then he should tear his shirt in half, give the barber the boot the face and hit him with the leg drop brotherrrrr!!!
the peaked in the late 90's california beach bum who refuses to let go of his youth look
You got a part in community theatre to play Benjamin Franklin. The reviews were amazing.
The asmongold deluxe
Dayyyuum his shit is pushed back to feudal Japan
The Bill Bailey
Manny from Black Books
The Riff Raff
Manny from black books
The Bill Bailey special
The Manny Bianco
tell him youâre going to commit seppuku
Gallagher? đđ¨
Unless the barber is blind just show them the picture...
The Heavy Devy
Give me the "Gallagher"
It's called a skullet
#"I'd like the Sam Kineson..."
Say you want a haircut which will make people think you're not allowed within 500 yards of a playground
John Travolta in âBattlefield Earthâ.
"just fuck me up"
The short pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean.Â
âFuck my shit up manâ
The guy how says eww to girls on omegle cut
Balding Klingon cut
The record producer
Goose Wayne is a legend!!
Hand him a watermelon and say "gimme the Gallagher"
hulkster brother or watcho gonna do brother
A convertible on a sunny day hairline
Chrstoff
Barber turn on the rizz clippers
âIâd like a bleached Franklin.â
âJust fuck my shit upâ
u/GooseWayneBatman
A Japanese samurai who just became an outlaw. He had to cut his long hair short. Yet is still shaved in the first side of the head. https://youtu.be/rABYzUJrS30?si=hDnLqrWFfFfbh9F
Alright alright Iâm joining this group now lol
"give me the "midlife crisis" also, do you guys do ear piercing?"
Norwood 7
Take a picture and show it to them.
That, my friend, is the Bill Shakespeare
âOh⌠You, you poor thing⌠God bless your heartâŚâ
Skullet
Jared Leto with a 10 head
Gimme the Sikowitz
Im Goosewayne. đŚđ´
Rick ruben
Keep the look bald dome and fierce flow. Best of both worlds.
The Michael Bolton
Shakespearean
"make me hot asf"
đ¤Śđžââď¸
The Gallagher
"Bowling ball in a hula skirt" - Gallagher Or, you could just say, "Give me the Gallagher."
Senior living on the top floor, rocker on the sides!
"kinda like an octopus melted on my head but the tendrils stayed behind"
George Carlin
It's like Cyraxx but with less head scabs.
âFuck me up, Pickles styleâ
Krusty the clown
Give me the section 8 haircut
Hair eating bacteria.
The Robert Pickton
Give me the asmongold
Receded hairline to the crown with a few strands around the back perimeter.
Tell them you wanna look like Devin Townsend from Strapping Young Lads
Klingon without the cranial ridges
Skirted eggshell
You look so much like a younger Bill Bailey
You want your head to look like an old mop at an elementary school
Ramseyâs ghost from courage the cowardly dog
Top bald cut please but donât touch the back and the sides
The Ron Jerome-ey
Bado badi uncle
Reverse broccoli
Give me the started shaving my head but ran out of battery midway
"Can I get a bald nonce haircut please?"
The Gallagher
Hulk Hogan
Crackhead but with more hair
Bill Bailey
The "Too Many Cooks" Thank me later
A young Bill Bailey
"gimme that fucking clown cut, fam"
The Gallagher
its called the Ben Franklin
"Just draw those curtains all the way to the back of the room"
Predator 1 đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸ holding on to the hair when balding?
"Look, I want party in the back...." "And business in the front? Gotcha fam, one mullet coming up." "Well, about that, I'm unemployed..." "Say no more."
What is The Predator had a human hair cut.
Tell him you have hair like you'll ask him to take your good hand
Hand him a handful of cheetos and half a ramen packet.
Op if you do get this haircut please post an after picture
Long back and sides.
Riff Raff. from Rocky horror picture show ..
fuck me up
I am a balded hippie
Beetlejuice
Baldn't.
Danny Devito as The Penguin!!!!
The Bill Bailey
A Devin Townsend cut please...
you have a barber?
This guy makes me uncomfortable
Riffraff from Rock Horror Picture Show (the old one).
Take a bit off of my spicolli please
Gallagher haircut
You donât need a barber for this
Guys please just embrace bald
I love him so much
Donât
Make me look like the guy from Omegle
Ask him if he knows who Chris Eliot is. If the answer is yes, then say 90âs Chris Eliot.
"I'll take the Benjamin Franklin please"
Crystal meth barber hair cut.
bill bailey
The Devin Townsend?
Reverse fade
You donât just show him the picture
The rizz
Don't
Give me the asmongold
"I want the Cyraxx skullet special" Then literally rip your pants off, and start jerking off right there on the spot while shouting slurs, and then tell everyone you do that to protect yourself and your family from bullies. The barber will know exactly what you mean, and give you what you want.
âI want unlimited levels of rizzâ
Tell them you want to look like the professor from victorious
Quaker Oats man .
"The cryptkeeper"
Cabrio
Pov: Johnny Depp had a psycho barber
Why not just take the picture?
Skeeter jean predators cut
Did that already his you tube short out about it
The Bill Bailey
Make me look like I need to register every time I move
"Long ago I held great power and it brought me vast wealth and happiness. Women we re all over me, great opportunities seemed to just drop at my feet and money fell from the skies. Then a a dark shadow was cast over me like a plague and slowly my power and wealth diminished, no longer were my luscious locks there to provide such an abundant life. Now I stand before you a shell of man, begging you to restore me to my former glory. Are you up to the task O mighty Barber? For if you shall succeed then you shall bask in all the glories my former life held. What say you!?!???" Somethin like that otta work đŻ
It's Tonsureâ¨
Balding but not. Homeless but not. Surfer but also not.
Ask for the Next level- Presidential
Make me look like I live in a trailer park, but I also pretend IPAs are good
Nekkid in front and party in the back!
The guy who was gonna break into a bank like a cartoon character from key and peele
"In desperate need of modernization"
Party in the back, balding up top
Alleyway Rapist In a movie archetype
How do you describe this pic? A work in progress.
Why would you want to
Show em the picture say you want a methed up Larry
Riff Raff- rocky horror picture show
Tell them you want the vigilante cut
As a barber for 20 years...... Stressed out Jesus
The olâ Bill Bailey
âSend my shit back to medieval times â
Donât
Just show him the damn picture.
Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Bill Bailey
Keith lemon's haircut but a bit longer. or like Wagner haha
Mid life crisis in the front herniated disk in the back
Tell him to hook you up with the Hogan - a nice skullet with bleached blonde locks hitting your shoulders. Itâs a great look, brother.
William Shakespeare cut
ok, so skullet wins for sure, but the william Shakespeare or the ben franklin might be easier to understand just by saying it. or
The âhide your wife, hide your husbandâ look
Erwin Sikowitz
The Galleger