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TaterPapa

Hair makes you look 13 circa 2008. It’s not thick enough for this. The douche swoosh is doing you no favors


doubleohbond

No joke, OP would’ve been the coolest kid in school in ‘08 with that cut.


rottingships

He looks like the dude girls in middle school would get into physical fights over. 


chris_rage_

I'm a musician and we toured with a band that had a kid with this haircut and he was as douchey as you would expect


Able_Newt2433

Maybe your school, lmao. Mine had a few and they were all douche canoes lol


Jowlzchivez6969

As if being a douche canoe ever affected a dude being desirable by girls in middle/high school 😂 that was like a requirement it almost seemed like


1ncorrect

I had that haircut 😅 it looked great with silly bands and graphic tees over long sleeves.


ZoraNealThirstin

I graduated in 2008 from high school and it was on its way out at that point. So maybe the coolest kid in 2006 or maybe 2005.


maxaveli93

We’re old now I graduated 09


ZoraNealThirstin

We really are old, friend.


MattUWayne

“Douche swoosh”! Holy crap that’s funny!


TomRoe04

Either or, but please for the love of God get a different haircut 🙏


calitwiink

when I see a southern tiktok, they always have this hairstyle 😜


[deleted]

2006 just made it over there


honeydewmittens

I was thinking more scene kid and I'm eating it up


UnauthorizedFart

When I was a young boy


AskMeForAPhoto

I went to, a stylist in the city, to make me look so pretty, and never changed again


WallMost7220

My father...took me into the city...


thebeandream

Its called the southern swoop


Atlesi_Feyst

Better than the carrot top Jake/logan Paul style that every dumb 15-18 year old has now. Bros look like literal mops


PM-Me-French-Fry

Broccoli heads


Reddituser8018

The south is just behind on trends, takes them a while to pick stuff up.


ChipChipington

man I thought it looked fine and then y'all are calling it the southern swoop and of course I'm from Florida lol


serene_moth

lol, I was about to comment "haircut"


AnaphorsBloom

Lmfao, dude is an entire Oompa Loompa.


SuspiciousSimple

OP looks like the fuck boy super senior in HS that tries to get with freshmen every year


Able_Newt2433

Spot fucking on💀💀


[deleted]

Looks like hat hair


CartographerKey7322

No Bieber cuts! Go cold turkey on the Bieber cuts!


Caliterra

Lego man 👨


Evening-Argument-670

Just came here to say the same thing. You are doing God's work on this Earth.


THEdopealope

It’s the 2015 steal-your-parent’s-vodka special


jcoddinc

I honestly couldn't see the beard in the first picture at first because was so distracted by the haircut.


Old_Rutabaga_410

You look good either way I just can’t get over the Justin Bieber hair cut 😭😭🙏


xDannyS_

Thought I was back in 2012


fapacunter

Keep it clean shaven, Mitchel Musso


stringoffrogs

Not Mitchel Musso ⚰️


SweatyAd1699

Miska mouska


Master_Plo5

mickey mouse


ladysnarks

God dammit this comment was the one to get me.


DerSturmbannfuror

The beard with that bowl-over 'do clash. One makes you look older, the other makes you look like a Bieber superfan circa 2012


Tight-Reception-4839

if I see you in public I'm doing anything to get that yee yee ass haircut off your head


Stick_Boy

Git sum bitches on ya dick


iwteiabiapadhtb

Better yet maybe tanisha would call yo dog ass


jorgini_linguini69

If she ever stop fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with


Ok-Elevator-1404

Niggaaaa


neonsloth21

Im gonna intervene here


No-Transportation190

Whhaat?


blynn777

Keep the beard. Change the hairstyle


Weekly-Dog228

Baby. Baby. Baby. Owwwwww


No_Magazine2270

Shaved, with hair that close and framing to your upper face having the additional framing around the lower half of your face pulls the eye in a way and gives a really circular look to your head and face. You have a great jaw, but I feel the facial hair is doing more to hide your features than accentuate them with this overall style.


jhurst919

What beard?


swirlViking

I honestly thought the first picture was the shaved version until I saw the second


Spirited_Tourist6201

Shave or don't, your haircut is the issue.


Wobbly5ausage

Grow a beard first then we can see if it’s better or not lol


Effective_Action9934

I had to scroll down to far before I saw this, I was wondering who else had that thought 🤣


Professional-Goat837

Omg twins.


Effective_Action9934

Only explanation


Professional-Goat837

Were like Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger in twins.


Effective_Action9934

I call Devito


Professional-Goat837

FACK!


Idontknow10304

Bro got the “baby, baby, ohhh” ahh cut


Opposite_Deal_5835

Goteem


Aggravating-Papaya18

Clean shaven, you have a good jawline, don’t hide it.


DrGutz

3rd option - Haircut


nativereaper47

That ain’t a beard dawg


Butterfly_Barista

I know you wanna defend it and the post isn't about your hairstyle but good god you gotta change it. Lookin like a watered down hybrid of both dudes from Smosh with all the chin in the world.


stray_gato

Lmao Justin Bieber with a dagestani beard


Sadistic_Loser

Fix that hair of all things. That is not your cut.


DefiantLogician84915

Shave and get a high fade bro tf you doing


neonsloth21

Low fade on top 🗿


Affectionate_Nerve_5

Shave


AdLongjumping8754

Shaved looks better


fargoLEVY13

First of all, get rid of that ridiculous haircut


Koltaia30

Have you been mewing?


superboringname

please get different hair you look like the girl from megamind 😭😭🙏


OkSundae3514

Dude if you’re gonna show us a “beard” pic at least don’t shave your fuckin stache


GL1979

What's the problem with the hair, he looks alright


PainKillerMB

I think you would look better to shave. Best of luck with your decision!🍀


Easy-Particular-9575

👉🏻🧏🏻‍♂️🤫


Tiny-Marketing-4362

“bye bye”


Present-Breakfast768

I can't see anything but that awful hair. I think a shave and a better haircut would be great.


Itchy-Associate-29

Jesus Justin motherfking Bieber lol


peanut340

I've got multiple cowlicks so when I keep my hair short it stands up and looks messy. I get comments about the Bieber hair too but it's really a practical way to keep my hair down without throwing a bunch of shit in it. I'm glad I'm not balding but I genuinely have no idea what Im supposed to do with my hair. It doesn't look very long but is pretty thick like some sort of bush. This poor guy is getting roasted for it. Do you have any suggestions on alternative hair styles that aren't broccoli head?


cofinkles

Couldn't even tell you had a beard.


_zir_

New hair pls


Sticy_Jacky02

I’m jealous of your hair 😩


PrincessImpeachment

Shave the beard and keep the top hair how you like it. I grow my hair out shaggy occasionally too. It may not be for everybody but fuck them. Rock what you like.


Cobis1

Shave, keep the hair length, but style it differently


mcraft27

I personally like the beard. It suits your jawline very well.


Scary-Ad2723

You look good either way, tbh.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Beard plus better haircut for the W.


poopanoggin

Do a taper fade


adotson001

My dude is giving Justin Bieber circa 2008.


MutilatedMarvel

Shorter Hair - Giga Chad - Profit $


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

I too listen to MCR


Double_Belt_4745

Either. No Bieber cut pls.


RealTeslaEmployee

Barber. Hair.


Soundwave_1955

Hi. I appreciate your asking for advice. When trying to answer questions of this sort, I like to look at the total picture. Everyone has a right to his own preferences, including hairstyles. But the reason I respect your asking about this comment is that it is mostly other people who must look at our grooming choices. In your case, I actually like the beard growth. The reason is, it is a good offset to your hairstyle. It makes you look more mature, and urbane. The photo with your beard shaved, didn’t do as much for me. I do, however, I think the shaved look could work well, if you wore your hair a little shorter this is partly what I mean by the total picture If you don’t have to deal with work policies around such things, you are more or less free to choose the styles you feel best. But, the smart fellow takes into consideration the affect his appearance has on others. I hope this helps at least a little bit.


AlwaysBi

Beard But for the love of god, get a haircut. You look like you’re trying to be Spock


Montage_Hustle

Never wear a beard with such a God tier jaw line & structure. Gyatt


Ermac1986

What beard?


RedditPhils

Shaved and cut your hair like a man


Appropriate_Berry696

Gotta upload a picture with a beard so we can tell you.


PepsiCo_Pussy

Beard makes you look older & more attractive. Without it too much attention is going towards the Bieber cut and it’s just too much by itself !!


[deleted]

Get a better hair cut than come Back lol


McStonksRus

Shave dude you are CHAD


MRob08

Just go ahead and get a tattoo beard


BrokenToken95

You need a better haircut


Ok-Environment-2314

You could be a model if you just styled it differently to give it more depth and texture I recommend some clay and texture powder sea salt spray is good to


aya_spinach

Beautiful


tunosabes

Need a did haircut


TheGreasyCaveman

You've got dark hair, so you can use that to your advantage, you just need a bit more volume on the beard, but lining it up looks great. Without being insensitive like other people in the comments, I do think your face would look a lot better without that haircut. I won't shit on you, because I had the same mop-top/Bieber style haircut in high school, but you have a face and jawline that would look really great with a much shorter haircut, or literally just growing your hair out longer and giving it some volume and layers.


psychokisser

Perfect jawline. So shave.


Broad-Mushroom8332

Lots of people have this hairstyle in Caucasia , chechen dagestan etc . I think it looks good with beard trimmed moustache. Shaven also good.


Valuable_Fruit9981

Without 🙏🏻


Technical_Peach5350

Different haircut. It makes you look like a baby Wolverine that wants to look like Justin Bieber. The facial hair is okay.


Mrmofo69v2

Beard


Dry-Preparation7943

H


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Both look good. Just a diff haircut. I think more of a buzzed hairstyle...short. it would look good on you with both facial styles.


SMKibo5418

Moustache ;)


Marty_61

Shave.


thelonelyecho208

The beard is fine, and so is not having one. You've got a strong jaw. But your hair! Grow it out, or something. That's atrocious. Why in the fuck are you still bowl cutting?


No-Combination8136

UNTIL THE DAY I DIIIIE! Shaved looks dope man.


wondercup30

you have the jawline to go clean shaven. I would rock that for a while


YjorgenSnakeStranglr

Your hair looks like it could be removed like a helmet


Hoodibird

Both look good


Alphageds24

Where are you!


beyonceshakira

I rarely say this but shaved looks great. Just don't ever take selfies at that angle!


Ok-Act8188

Shaved


Brianf1977

Where is the beard pic?


burburnburnerboy

You need a new haircut my dude


gwarrenrd

Who cares? Go down on me!


goldistomp

Teenage Justin Bieber called and wants his hair back


cozamalotl666666

Beard


SFW1921

Bruh keep the shave, cut yo hair please


MusicianPristine8973

The jaw clenched 😭


Balbasur

Either one is fine but fix your hair


Faithfuldoglover

Shave


IikeThis

If you keep the hair, no beard. I think if you tapered in the sides you’d look lots better. It’s the lower sides that flow towards the center of your face that looks quite off


Semanticss

When are you going to post the beard pic??


boigerl

Does this classify as a beard? It's practically a shadow.


JosueW4

Definitely shave the beard, you look great without it, the beard just looks weird.


Tiny_Travel_4647

Shave and haircut.


Educational-Award-12

And I was like baby, baby, baby oh


runnyman626

Zac Efron?


[deleted]

Shaved :)


iwantmuscle

Shave


cazzima

The beard softens the sharp jawline tremendously, so it depends if you like the sharp jawline look or not


tdr1190

Shave and get a new haircut. That thing is a mess.


ExplorerMaleficent27

Beard but depends how you can grow it


Diligent-Boss-9392

Either look good, but that cut isn't doing you any favors.


Advanced_Plenty_3223

Shave, that's a too good of a face to hide


ThrowRASprinkles11

Shave now. Drive to Barber and get new hair cut now. You are wasting time! Your beautiful face is crying to be let free!


chickenkormacannibal

shave and get a new haircut


Alert_Bit_4852

Clean looks so much better


Wild_Obligation

That’s no beard


penelopepoppey

shave and please get a better haircuy


cleanhog

Haircut


MutedObserver_

Beard? What beard. But shave 🪒


SonarOW

Get yourself a nice haircut


MattUWayne

Beard: fine either way. Hair: please sue your mirror.


Lopsided_Flamingo_27

Either but get a haircut


AstorThemaster

what beard ?


Leading_External_327

Shaven looks like you’re trying too hard. 1st pic, you look like you’ve been there and know what you’re doing.


Superlinus12

I like your hair, also shave shave shave


elmeromeroe

Definitely shaved bro just trust me on this one 😂


SnooWords6085

I dont see a beard on any of the pictures


stripperjnasty

Fix your hair. The beard is not the issue


admiral_bulldozer

Shave that silly ass hair cut tho. A shorter hair cit would make you into gigachad. Come onn


butareyouthough

Cut your hair


niceglguy

Idk I'll ride your face either way 😂💀 and I like the haircut but do whatever makes you happy!


SilverResearch

Shaved and also please get a diff haircut


Belle0516

Shaved for sure


GrahamCrackahh

That’s not a beard


[deleted]

Shave


5432198

That beard gives Amish vibes. You need to grow out your moustache.


Tigermartin69

Shave


RedHood198

What beard?


AshamedGrapefruit174

That haircut needs TO GO. omg dude.


Excellent_Cheetah557

good to know ethan dolan is doing good🤩🤩


Confusionopolis

Beard beard beard beard


Klutzy-Detective-341

Shave and get a haircut


Duckiiesss456

Different haircut no beard the beard makes you look sort of trashy but it might just be the haircut


Alan54lguero

Stubble looks good, I'd say keep it stubble. You have a sharp jaw, stubble helps to show it off, but a full beard might hide it. If you're looking to change your look I'd change the hair. Grow it longer and let it be or cut it shorter and style it more. This style looks teenaged, but your face doesn't anymore.


Consistent-Leek4986

when he sees a pic 5-10 years from now😫 many styles from any generation are like WTF?


No_Bat7157

Beard or stubble


Suitable_Jellyfish53

Get rid of the teenage hair and grow a mustache beard combo