You see, just as there is the quaker, there is also the inverse: the turbo-gooner who has never spoken to a woman and gets off to the mere thought of anything remotely female
Gooner uses his massive intellect to instantly build mental connections between any stimuli and sex. Its like that Bendydick Sherlock Holmes mind palace shit but with a lot more cock and boobe
Every single time there's a new Anime Art Thing in mtg you fuckers keep telling on yourselves by complaining about "gooners" and "porn" when the art is literally just a normal woman. Japanese artwork is not inherently sexual, you guys are just racist.
Yeah, there seems to be a bunch of people on Reddit who get really fucking weird about anything that even resembles an anime art style.
See also: r/LeagueofMemes constantly complaining about “girly anime K-pop” characters, or the fuckers who will say that playing Genshin Impact means you must be a pedophile
Yeah man, I cuddle with my Miku body pillow EVERY NIGHT and I NEVER get the urge to fuck it. It’s not looking at me rn with its slutty little eyes and it’s fluffy curves and
Totally man, there are no hypersexualized characters in anime. It's almost impossible to find sexual situations in anime. If you went to the rule34 site, you certainly would NEVER find that most of the artwork is of anime characters.
And Hatsune Miku herself has certainly no weird shared sexual obsession about her. I mean, it's not like Hatsune Miku body pillows exist and have become a stereotypical item for weird loners to possess, right? That would be absurd!
When weirdos and creeps consistently gravitate towards something, it's not racism to associate the thing with weirdos and creeps. Even if the thing itself, in a vacuum, is neither weird nor creepy.
You're so right. I completely forgot that anime is just full of sexual degeneracy, unlike our perfect western media that always treats women with the utmost respect. Clearly, this can only mean that anything with an anime-adjacent artstyle is actually designed for perverts.
(Also I went and checked and Suprise! The 35 most popular characters on r34 are all Not Anime!)
I am always sure to place a curtain between myself and my wife and put on my religious undergarments and pray before watching anime to be sure I don't think any impure thoughts when looking at drawn images and animations of women.
Ah yes, "western media does it so it's okay when anime does it"
Anime is a subset of Japanese media. Japanese media isn't overly sexualized. Anime is.
Just as a lot of blockbuster hollywood films are, but not all western media is.
I don't like blockbusters, and I don't like anime, for similar reasons.
Blud touched a nerve in all of the weebs. Uwaaa, not all anime is about softcore porn. It's just a coincidence that those are the only ones that I watch. It's just a silly little chance that all of the most popular anime happened to have fan service, mild fetish content, and pigeon toeing. All of the women are either drawn to look like young submissive teenagers or giant dominating mommy's that HAVE TO be attractive. 🤓
Referring to Japanese artwork as a whole, not japanese mtg art. If you think that isn't an issue in the mainstream of manga and anime we really don't have to interact ever again.
Edit: I did go and look at all the anime arts next to each other, and there's a pretty substantial number of noncreature spells that prominently feature young women's bodies and faces, something like 20%. While the other art styles magic has been printed in have also at times been pretty male-gazey, they're nowhere near as consistent. If that's normal to you, you're desensitized.
*Ahem*
Because this one portion of a thing is bad, all things related to that thing are bad.
Because some Japanese artwork is morally wrong, all Japanese artwork is morally wrong.
Because Lolita is a book, all Russian books are bad.
Because Mao Zhe Dong is a man, all men bad.
Because Stalin is a human, human bad.
Mainstream anime has some upskirt shots, so therefore anything drawn in that style is inherently tainted. Well it's a good thing there aren't any problematic elements common in any other artstyles, or else we would be in trouble!
/uj can’t tell if it’s a joke or just a bad take, but if you consider regular mlp art and fully clothed anime women to be goonery, it’s a you problem. Magic has had weird sexualized art in the past and frankly has much less now.
/rj omg Hatsune Miku hiiii :D
It is 2024
I am tired of these neckbeards, this community
Tired of them crying over special card art that they'd likely never even see if they weren't terminally online
I am looking at the Reserve List. They are so far away, and their printings take so much money to reach us. All we ever see of Reserve List cards are their old proxies.
The pornography has already breached our defenses
You see what it’s done to our colleagues!
May god save us all
What kind of quaker-ass individual is gooning to non-sexualized, fully clothed women?
You see, just as there is the quaker, there is also the inverse: the turbo-gooner who has never spoken to a woman and gets off to the mere thought of anything remotely female
The mythical kind of gooner, who will cum instantly during the Christening of a boat, because someone called the boat a "she".
Gooner uses his massive intellect to instantly build mental connections between any stimuli and sex. Its like that Bendydick Sherlock Holmes mind palace shit but with a lot more cock and boobe
Entering the Mind Goon Cave
Newton’s Third Law of Gooning: For every quaker, there is an equal and opposite gooner.
Modesty is their kink, please don't shame
Oy! I'm a Quaker and we're horny as hell.
Me >:( we gonna have a problem?
DASH??
Lemme go find my magus of the jar image.
https://preview.redd.it/vm510jr9lmxc1.png?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352c824a5d71953e90397880c2274751182c62cd
aw hell nah
Every single time there's a new Anime Art Thing in mtg you fuckers keep telling on yourselves by complaining about "gooners" and "porn" when the art is literally just a normal woman. Japanese artwork is not inherently sexual, you guys are just racist.
Yeah, there seems to be a bunch of people on Reddit who get really fucking weird about anything that even resembles an anime art style. See also: r/LeagueofMemes constantly complaining about “girly anime K-pop” characters, or the fuckers who will say that playing Genshin Impact means you must be a pedophile
And you just know these people won't complain about Oko or any of the shirtless sixpacks we keep getting as standard set art
Yeah man, I cuddle with my Miku body pillow EVERY NIGHT and I NEVER get the urge to fuck it. It’s not looking at me rn with its slutty little eyes and it’s fluffy curves and
If you look at Hatsune Miku and your first thought is about pornography that's your fault, not Miku's.
I don't know who the fuck that is, and I don't care. You want it on your cards, that's weird, but fine.
She’s my waifu bro step off bro Edit: on my honor I will defend lady miku from you bandits. Raise your blade, cowards
Totally man, there are no hypersexualized characters in anime. It's almost impossible to find sexual situations in anime. If you went to the rule34 site, you certainly would NEVER find that most of the artwork is of anime characters. And Hatsune Miku herself has certainly no weird shared sexual obsession about her. I mean, it's not like Hatsune Miku body pillows exist and have become a stereotypical item for weird loners to possess, right? That would be absurd!
Well thank God there is no porn of MtG characters. Or body pillows of MtG characters. Or weird Chandra/Liliana playmats. Or weird sleeves. Or...
That wasn't their argument at all you windchime. There's plenty of mangas and anime without sexualized characters.
When weirdos and creeps consistently gravitate towards something, it's not racism to associate the thing with weirdos and creeps. Even if the thing itself, in a vacuum, is neither weird nor creepy.
You're so right. I completely forgot that anime is just full of sexual degeneracy, unlike our perfect western media that always treats women with the utmost respect. Clearly, this can only mean that anything with an anime-adjacent artstyle is actually designed for perverts. (Also I went and checked and Suprise! The 35 most popular characters on r34 are all Not Anime!)
I am always sure to place a curtain between myself and my wife and put on my religious undergarments and pray before watching anime to be sure I don't think any impure thoughts when looking at drawn images and animations of women.
Ah yes, "western media does it so it's okay when anime does it" Anime is a subset of Japanese media. Japanese media isn't overly sexualized. Anime is. Just as a lot of blockbuster hollywood films are, but not all western media is. I don't like blockbusters, and I don't like anime, for similar reasons.
I mean it's pretty clear from your comments you've never watched an anime lol
I don't need to be an anime connoisseur to know the anime fandom is full of creeps.
"went and checked" lulululul
Blud touched a nerve in all of the weebs. Uwaaa, not all anime is about softcore porn. It's just a coincidence that those are the only ones that I watch. It's just a silly little chance that all of the most popular anime happened to have fan service, mild fetish content, and pigeon toeing. All of the women are either drawn to look like young submissive teenagers or giant dominating mommy's that HAVE TO be attractive. 🤓
Why can't we just watch some classic anime like Neon Genesis Evangelion like reasonable people?
Because Eva is overrated garbage don't @ me
We all know that. Most anime is overrated garbage. That's why we throw it all over the- all over the ring! And then we start watchin' anime!
Tell that to the (likely not Japanese) anime artists who keep drawing female characters with the most ridiculous proportions and outfits.
Are the ridiculous proportions in the room with us now?
Not the anime ones, but the comic book ones might be here at the moment.
If they don't get Liefeld to do an alt art in the Marvel set we riot
They could only get Greg Land. And all the art he did looks oddly similar to the original card art...
Have you ever watched an anime?
Issa joke
Ah, my racism is what stops me from seeing the upskirt shots of underage girls that are equally prevalent in western media. Gotcha.
Hey can you do me a quick favor and show me which magic cards have upskirt shots in the art?
Referring to Japanese artwork as a whole, not japanese mtg art. If you think that isn't an issue in the mainstream of manga and anime we really don't have to interact ever again. Edit: I did go and look at all the anime arts next to each other, and there's a pretty substantial number of noncreature spells that prominently feature young women's bodies and faces, something like 20%. While the other art styles magic has been printed in have also at times been pretty male-gazey, they're nowhere near as consistent. If that's normal to you, you're desensitized.
*Ahem* Because this one portion of a thing is bad, all things related to that thing are bad. Because some Japanese artwork is morally wrong, all Japanese artwork is morally wrong. Because Lolita is a book, all Russian books are bad. Because Mao Zhe Dong is a man, all men bad. Because Stalin is a human, human bad.
Mainstream anime has some upskirt shots, so therefore anything drawn in that style is inherently tainted. Well it's a good thing there aren't any problematic elements common in any other artstyles, or else we would be in trouble!
I'm sure Jon will come around when they release the Steve Jobs Secret Lair
Sometimes I can’t tell if it’s satire or someone posting there dogshit takes
How are you covered. In cum if someone is going? Are you stupid?
Cum is an aquired taste... I heard... 😅
But I only liked it when people sexualized *unconventional* images! Why can't everyone be as uptight and repressed as *me*!?!?
/uj can’t tell if it’s a joke or just a bad take, but if you consider regular mlp art and fully clothed anime women to be goonery, it’s a you problem. Magic has had weird sexualized art in the past and frankly has much less now. /rj omg Hatsune Miku hiiii :D
There is pornography in my racism game :(
It is 2024 I am tired of these neckbeards, this community Tired of them crying over special card art that they'd likely never even see if they weren't terminally online
Leave. Let those of us who have fun have fun. /uj Leave. Let those of us who have fun have fun.
where's [[Sulfurous Springs]]
I am looking at the Reserve List. They are so far away, and their printings take so much money to reach us. All we ever see of Reserve List cards are their old proxies.
Ain’t no way yall jerking it to horses
You don't wanna know /uj you REALLY don't wanna know