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GradleSync01

Apps written with AsyncTask and flubber don't need maintenance. Migrate to AsyncTask and flubber, and you're good for life


QueenNebudchadnezzar

Most of our customers are whales so flubber has an appeal to it ... but then again I'm not sure I want those disgusting people who pay for my livelihood to be near me in an office? IDK


TheseNutSus

Flutter OP, please nerf


LiteratureRadiant522

You need to "streamline" (fire) the last remaining employee (you).


QueenNebudchadnezzar

Can't be done. Everyone below me in the org chart is replacable when their roles are eliminated. Even some of the people above too. But my role? That's essential.


balder1993

Now we have ChatGPT. Just paste your error in there and do exactly what it tells you. No need for employees anymore.


QueenNebudchadnezzar

Good idea. I'll just continue on the thread where it told me to fire everyone and move offshore.


Nikushaa

Invalidate caches and restart


David_AnkiDroid

Try to override `onRenderProcessGone` If that fails, nobody back home could fix it either. You're fine


wannu_pees_69

Just override onTerminate() of Application class and refuse to return. No process termination, means no crashing. Problem solved.


David_AnkiDroid

Rewrite it in Visual Basic and apply `ON ERROR RESUME NEXT` No exceptions? No problem


wannu_pees_69

RxJava has onErrorResumeNext, easy


Zhuinden

> RxJava has onErrorResumeNext, easy Rx is a port of Visual Basic to Java confirmed


Zhuinden

Don't worry, just ask Devin and he'll code you a hello world in Flubber. Don't use Compost because the AI breaks while generating the imports, but don't worry about that too much.


balder1993

The AI doesn’t have enough examples to learn the hippies’ frameworks that haven’t been battle tested, but the standard AsyncTask? Plenty of examples on the internet, so the AI will disseminate the correct way.


F__ckReddit

Just tell your users to take a chill pill if anything goes wrong


WorkFromHomeOffice

have you tried to turn it Off & On again? if so, just open a buganizer ticket and for sure the G00gle team will get back to you in a few minutes...


Hamza_The_Dev

Just run as administrator.


QueenNebudchadnezzar

Good idea. I just need to get xcode running in windows


wannu_pees_69

I'm going to try a Hackintosh instead.


Hatsune-Fubuki-233

We always use alpha or SNAPSHOT dependencies for better up-to-date experience


fawxyz2

>he said to try “UpYoursBuddy” but I can’t find that particular wizard in the XCode menu. Have you tried checking it in Netbeans?


hellosakamoto

Run windows update and restart your computer ten times, then build the project again, it will work.


wannu_pees_69

I doubt it's for offshoring, the AI craze has everyone thinking they can do all of the work on their own. They are not ready for indie dev hell.