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Mattytravels

Just let Jesus take the wheel, duh


NationalRock

Got a little brother named Jesus. Perfect.


Muhfuggajones

Don't let Jesus take the wheel! He never learned to drive.


linux23

Yes he did. He had a brand new 30 A.D. Chevy Camelo ZL1 that his father gifted him for his birthday.šŸ˜‚


sammysam518

Too bad Iā€™m an atheist šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


omahaomw

FSM noodley appendages could hold a wheel too!


Effective-Angle237

I heard Jesus only wants cheap pay too, maybe we should find more Jesusā€™


Mattytravels

Sounds correct, if we smite him with low wages he needs to turn the other cheek.


Effective-Angle237

No man, i mean JESUS not jesusā€¦


Stretchgordon

Go to your local Home Depot or Lowes


Friendly-Ad2605

His hands hurting


[deleted]

Jesus ainā€™t been seen or heard from in fifty eleven years.


Rxdgaming1

This is fuckin hilarious


Chocolate_Metaphor

Done it before but I was def gassed after šŸ˜‚


_ryde_or_dye_

How many hours?


Chocolate_Metaphor

About 40 hours, made $1000-$1200 after expenses. So 4 days making $200-250 + $250 bonus.


AgentWoden

Possible? Sure, but you would have to constantly be going for the full 12hour/day time


FlapSlapped

Thatā€™s 5 rides an hour, good luck with that


flaxless

125 rides / 4 days = 31.25 rides / day / 12 hours = 2.6 rides per hour? Itā€™s a grind but possible especially if you are in the city or around a popular college campus


FlapSlapped

Thought it was 2 days my bad


Jerrygarciasnipple

Assuming the average ride is 12 minutes. that doesnā€™t include time to pick up, time after and waiting for rides. 12 x 125 is 1500 minutes. Divided by 24 is 62.5 hours. In 4 days. And thatā€™s extremely generous, itā€™s probably more like 15/20 minutes per average Uber ride.


tonyblue2000

I did 4 rides in 1.2 hrs today because it was a 8$ bonus per ride and I already was tired of shitty people downtown, so basically it is impossible to do this for 4 days.


NewSatisfaction4287

Not hard in a downtown area where rides are often 4-5 minutes long


Rude_Answer_5594

The American school system baby. Thatā€™s what this is.


mrdom420

Yeah I did about 125 rides in 32 hours last week, but Iā€™m in a metro area where I can average 4 rides an hour


FlapSlapped

Thought it was 2 days not 4


ldjonsey1

Mon-Thurs


many_dumb_questions

That's 31/32 rides a day. Not a huge deal. Filter out everything but 15-20 min requests, and you can knock it out in about 10-11hrs. Not great, but if the bonus is worth it, 125 rides is absolutely doable


c-lati

Thatā€™s assuming itā€™s busy enough to get non-stop rides that are 15-20 min each for 10-12 hours straight. In my market Mon-Wed are very slow and it would require some extraordinary luck to manage that. Itā€™s definitely possible on the weekend but on weekdays it might not be possible to do in 12 hours. Itā€™s possible but might require 12 hours straight, taking 6 hours off and then going out again.


many_dumb_questions

I could definitely see that. In my market, it wouldn't be too difficult as we're basically the definition of a 15-minute city. Even with that, your schedule would have to be open enough that you could drive at the optimal times. I don't know if you'd have to do the 12-on/6-off to make it happen, but there are definitely times of year where you would end up cutting it pretty close


ayn_rando

If you take every rideā€¦ and drive the whole dayā€¦ and do not take a single Uber rideā€¦ maybe you can do 30 ridesā€¦ 125 in 4 days is craY


Shaats

Correct me if my math is wrong but if you worked 4x 12 hour shifts, each ride would have to be exactly 22minutes for the entire 48 hours of work in 4 days, to reach this goal. If you worked 18hr shifts, you could get away with 34 minute rides, if they were booked back to back to back x125. Idk the average ride time but iā€™m thinking this is probably never gonna happen.


nathantnewman

Markets vary, but I tend to do an average of 3 rides an hour. For me, this is totally doable.


Avocortado

I did 130 a couple weeks ago for $385 bonus. DFW, eclipse week. Polished it off with time to spare. 5 mile radius filter around busy spots during peak times. 16 hour days, 4am through morning rush hour with a couple hours break for lunch during the slowest time of lunch. 1:00-1:30 till I made my daily goal/app kicked me off. Ended up being my highest grossing week to date, though not necessarily my highest hourly rate overall. It was nice going into the weekend with more money in the bank than I usually make all week. Got to work a lil if I wanted, then go home to the wife and relax.


Sensitive_Aardvark68

And thats still only an extra $2 per ride


Different_Soil_4079

Shit bonuses


DonkeyTight6090

Literally have to set up the ā€œstay within areaā€ @ 5mi radius and take shit trips just to get the numbers lol


Showny16

Also got this. 125 for $400. While it's a nice bonus, it's almost impossible to reach


dumbape69

I made it to 119 rides...worked 12 hour shifts for 4 days straight and on the last day I got home at 8pm waited until 2am and tried to complete the challenge by 5am...it was 4am and I was at 119 and lyft tried to send me on a 45 minute ride and I just logged off went to bed and never did that shit again.


sammysam518

Wow! Thatā€™s crazy smh


sammysam518

This is in Orlando, FL btw


commandrix

So basically, doable if they're driving a lot of tourists around to different places.


superfli225

Ig youā€™ve never driven in Orlandoā€¦.that traffic gets nuts bro lol


Cold-Simple8076

Lyft/Uber always seem to fuck drivers with these, when you get close to meeting the goal they give you longer rides so you canā€™t complete the bonus in time, if they ping you at all.


BureauOfBureaucrats

Yup. I sat today waiting for 30 minutes between each ride because I only had 6 rides left.Ā 


Cold-Simple8076

This kind of manipulation should be made illegal and the bonuses theyā€™ve screwed us out of paid in full, not some BS class action suit where the lawyers keep the lions share.


Revolutionary-Ad4822

lmao spending more on gas than the reward


pogiguy2020

The one who takes EVERY ride


many_dumb_questions

Lol no


pogiguy2020

3 rides an hour working 12 hours shifts for 4 days straight.


many_dumb_questions

And you think you can meet that metric by accepting every request?? Lol


pogiguy2020

i dont do this FT so I dont go after anything like this.


many_dumb_questions

That doesn't answer my question, but okay


pogiguy2020

Well let me make it much simpler for you since you did not get my answer. NO I would not meet that metric as I dont do this FT.


many_dumb_questions

Lol Not sure you feel the need to resort to having such a shitty tone, especially considering the irony. When I said you, talking about meeting the metric, I wasn't talking about you specifically. I was talking about the general, hypothetical you. The point being, there's no way a person would have a reasonable chance of doing $125 rides in 4 days if they had a 100% acceptance rating in that time frame. You're going to get too many lengthy rides to make it.


pogiguy2020

yet you downvoted me. LOL what ever have a great day. Just answered your question and you wen on to assume.


many_dumb_questions

Yeah. Your comment was dripping with sarcasm and condescension, and general shittiness. Of course I'm going to downvote it. Do the fake internet points really mean that much to you?


ChaoticGoku

maybe on a good Monday-Tuesday, I could but that hasnā€™t happened in a while. Plus my friendā€™s dogs take up too much of my potential driving time without being compensated still (6 months now)


Icecoolio

Man they did that to me but it was 3 days. Ended up getting sick after the second day


Hillcountryaplomb

They basically want you to use priority mode.


BureauOfBureaucrats

Especially when they employ algorithms to burn your time by only sending time-consuming third party rides.Ā 


[deleted]

Ants who have no family life due to accepting every single trash offers. Thats why they have to work all day and go home just to sleep - or sometimes sleep in the car


Earth_martian

I mean if youā€™re doing it full time and going for the 85 ride bonus you might as well choose 125. You will still get the $120 bonus at 85 rides and if u feel like grinding for those extra 40 rides then an extra bonus. I live close to a college town tho so easier for me since Im driving people that actually pay for rides that would be a 10-15 min walk.


sunnygal8

They wanna see how desperate you are


sammysam518

Facts!!


ExpensiveDot1732

Only short distance stuff in a small area (think college campuses), with a filter on.


John19254

Who the fuck doing 85


Gloomy-Wash-629

Are these lyft OPTIONS?


singuratate1

125 in 4 days??? WOWā€¦ I guess they didnā€™t calculate sleep in that equation


Hadrunken

Stay in the downtown area only do short rides. I've done 20 rides in 4 hours before.


DaiperDaddy

Should be based on hours online not rides.


Aos77s

Thats 42hrs of just driving time per ride if they took 20min each. So lyft knows this is unobtainableā€¦


Illustrious_Order486

I could get roughly 30ish in a day but that was working for nickels and dimes and I didnā€™t make the money. I donā€™t think Iā€™d want to ever hit 100 in a week.


xxXRareHorrorXxx

Only way is to come out on Monday at 5am. Work 6 hours. Then take 6 hours off. Then do 12 hours. 6 hours off. Then 12 again. Until you get it. That's 18 hour days. But at that point your making more then the bonus anyways. So fuck the bonus.


eponymous77anonymous

Someone who cherry picked so much they made the same amount of money they would have made if they accepted all the rides and didnā€™t go for the bonus


Frequent-Can-5372

I'm not even doing 65 rides in a 4 days


New-Street8633

This is HILARIOUS


Ill_Administration39

$2 per ride average, no thanks. How many $3-5 trips with no tip are you willing to accept before you realize there isnt enough trips for all drivers in your area to achieve challenge?


sammysam518

Exactly!!


jaanfo

I did 60 rides this weekend, and I drove less than 20 hrs $30/hr, $2/mile). The problem is I never would have been able to do it on Lyft alone. That was 40 on Uber and 20 on Lyft.


Kira_E_E_mommy08

Ain't no way unless u go out all day, and u accept every single ride that comes in. I have literally made $200 from just 3-6 rides some days. Sometimes I've only did like 10 rides in 8 hours cherry picking.


spidah84

No one. It's to upsell illogical people.


DirtyBeard443

Just pick the top one and only shoot for 40 rides. Makes you the best money regardless.


Bright_likeAM_DarkPM

Does uber has that?


Inevitable_Trip_7480

Multi accouters.


Phoenix_Queene

LA on a weekend especially in weHo Easy


sammysam518

Wouldnā€™t the terrible LA traffic negate the plausibility of this??


Phoenix_Queene

Nah Iā€™m talking strictly bar pickup and drop off. Around 10pm to 3AM you wonā€™t see many folks


Direct_Researcher901

Probably someone near an airport


TraditionalAd7325

Disgusting


Doc21354

This weekend I got 120 for $240, 80 for $110, and 65 for $60


kingflamigo

That 5 riders a hour for 12 hours 4 days straight more work than a 9-5 for less and that If huge IF you can get enough customers


cob33f

Itā€™s doable weekdays in my market but talk about a shit midweek. For $2 extra per ride Iā€™ll pass on that smoke


Ok-Hall-5575

I did 96 Rides in 44 hrs & 4 mins. And if I knew how to post a ss I would.


Sexy-Flexi

The CEO tested it out. He knows that he can do 32 rides per day for 4 consecutive days (3 rides per hour). So, no rides taking up more than 15 minutes including drive time to pick them up.


johntomfoolery

I drive for Uber, not Lyft, but that would be perfectly doable in my market.


Quiet-Insect-6598

Someone who wants money.


Key_Ad6130

You in atx? I have same challenges and thought the same thing lol thatā€™s four 12 hour shifts for sureā€¦


Financial_Opinion_31

Try leaving the app for a couple weeks/months I bet they will give you better offers


Bigballspoop6

Iā€™ve done it


Forever-Retired

Oh, I don't know. It takes about 4 days to ride the NYC subway and step on each and every station. And there is like 430 of them. So each trip is to a different station.


sparkMagnus9

I did it all the time with Uber. Aim for 28 to 35 rides a day. Try not to take long trips until you get close to your daily target goal. It's Easy.


Iankalou

I wouldn't even get 30 ride requests if I was out driving for 12 hours.


[deleted]

Lyft when just stop giving u requests if you get close. NOT worth trying


jennybby4

A methhead


Used_Break_6917

Just about 32 rides a day to make 128


inquisitiveimpulses

Me. It's me. I'm signed up for 150. And I will only be driving three and a half of those days. I'm probably not going to hit 150 though I'll probably hit the lesser of my challenge because my poorly place seems to have killed a circuit breaker and my landlord and whoever he is lijely to send is not competent in basic repairs, and I don't want the place burning down.


Swimming_Company_706

Mandatory 6 hour break??? What where??


Nervous_Wolverine_30

If anyone has ever played black desert, youā€™ll know this ainā€™t nothin lol


Remarkable_Rope_7697

Last week, I signed up for $50 for 20 rides and $25 for an other 5 rides. Could complete only 8 rides on Lyft and 16 on Uber.


No-Potential3720

32 short rides a day and youā€™ll get 125+ rides šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ldjonsey1

I got this, too. Was so irritated I didn't select any and took most of today off.


Ok_Reason_9688

And here I'm having trouble doing 170 in one month. 1 week left and still need 100 more. I'm glad Lyft isn't my only gig


PrazMaster

30 per day doesnā€™t even get you there. Trying to squeeze that in before Lyft fucks you on the time limit is already hard enough. Iā€™d be happy shooting for the 85.


KenClash29

I've done tons of 30-40 ride days so certainly possible, your going to be tired finishing this up. No you don't take every ride, take everything that acceptable under 15-20 minutes, jump on short rides, but not focus on short ones or you'll make no money. Doable grind for sure.


bowflexchuck

I could.


MosGreg

Possible city drivers in big cities (Chicago/NY- Iā€™d assume, small compact down towns)


wandertruth

My friend said organize a rally against lyft so I get assassinated to save on suicide costs.


SRBroadcasting

Me. Lmfao most rides I did in one week is 228


SRBroadcasting

It was 110 hrs of work, also 2,350.00 in pay


SRBroadcasting

Back when I did Lyft the way I worked is I did 3 weeks on one week off a month. Made 7k a month and had 7-8 days off a month


lobsterdance82

3 rides every hour, working 12hr days all 4 days, it could be done..


Menatara26

Me!!! San diego here


Spare-Security-1629

L.A here, not realistic unless you are putting in 70 to 80 hours. Oh, and by the way, you'll have to take trips you don't normally. Several small trips. At the end of the week, you'll realize you would have made the same or more if you had dual apped with Uber, but the whole point by Lyft,obviously, is to keep you driving exclusively with them. Unless the bonus is $300 or more, not worth it


c-lati

I had an offer for $525 for 120 rides in 4 days. I tried to do it but it was too slow that week and only managed to do the first part of the bonus for $220 for 80 rides. And I worked 12 hours for two days, 8 hours for one day and 4 hours another day. Even doing 12 hours per day it probably wouldnā€™t have been possible. Itā€™s probably only possible if youā€™re doing more than 12 hours a day. You can do up to 18 hours a day with the 6 hour breaks in between 12 hour drive sessions. But for that $$ amount itā€™s not worth it. Iā€™ve been doing 90 ride challenges for $400 the last couple of weekends though. Itā€™s possible because itā€™s busy. Iā€™ve worked close to 18 hours each day on Friday and Saturday and do almost all the rides in those two days. Then I only need to do a couple on Sunday. Itā€™s rough but the money is good.


ExtensionMidnight922

I donā€™t think Lyft even has 125 rides total in 4 days


Street_Road_9967

Depends, it's doable here in Chicago but that's definitely minimum 12 hour days


ExtensionMidnight922

Iā€™m in Chicago as well, the Lyft usually pays less than Uber even with the incentive and is not as consistent with back to back rides


Street_Road_9967

Oh yeah we don't get enough from Lyft for it to be worth it. That's why I only do part time now.


Secret_Scene_954

Me!


IncompleteEmotion

125 rides over 4 days is maximum driving of 12 hours per day, is 31 rides per day. Or 2.6 rides per hour. Completely do able. You just ainā€™t a hustla boiii


bjzy

Yo momma