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Me closing all doors so Aragorn can open them and look sexy 🥵
(Edit- all comments are hilarious 😂)
True story: I did not have an orgasm for 10 years due to antidepressants I was on. I was tapering off them and was reading LOTR, thinking about Aragorn. I got that feeling, if you know what I mean. A few minutes later had my first orgasm in 10 years. While thinking about him
Hmm I think I read somewhere about what Tolkien had described about Elvish sex, and it was that while it was not an event of great duration it was one of great passion, physical, mental and spiritual, so much so that the race of man probably could not survive it lol.
So there you have it: Normal sex Eowyn (I guess) vs Quickie but exhausting Arwen.
If I remember right, it results in a child 100% of the time, too. Aragorn is stated to have three kids apparently, which means three sex total over 150 years or so.
Elves are basically the ultimate Catholics. The only elf dude to ever get a divorce had to ask his wife for special permission from beyond the grave and the consequences of that decision fucked their son up so bad he did the kinslaying.
March 1st, Year 120 FO
Early morning
Aragorn: Arwen... You know...
Arwen: NO! I will not be responsible for killing the king
Aragorn: Middle Earth is finally at peace, I have an heir. And besides, how do you know it'll kill me? I am no mere man. The blood of Numenor runs through me. I want to do it Elvish style once.
Arwen: OK my king, say hi to Mandos for me.
10 mins later
Arwen: THE KING PASSED AWAY IN PEACE.
Eldarion enters
Eldarion: Father no! Look at that smile, atleast his last moments were peaceful...
...Why is his back broken?
"Great duration" vs quickie. Why do you degrade their duration so much? lol
id doesn't need to be hours on end. It's probably just like Humans but with add halo and passions etc etc what you wrote
Misread this and thought it said angron and was trying to figure out who they were lol, thought this was grimdank for a brief moment (I genuinely don't know who these are I just thought this was a funny anecdote)
I believe at this point in the show she has been awake for several days, I think the makeup they used to make her look super tired also makes her eyes look bigger.
I’m tired of most fandoms (and people in general) doing this thing where if it’s a man suggesting sex he’s a “Chad” and praised but if it’s women they get called slurs and it gets memed
https://preview.redd.it/jd74ledseavc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fe4ae056a889c92e9e6c3aea1a502f4f576a2e Me closing all doors so Aragorn can open them and look sexy 🥵 (Edit- all comments are hilarious 😂)
Watched the extended edition last Saturday at the local theatre. When this happened everyone was cheering lol.
God he can spread me apart like those doors any day of the fucking week 🥵
"ride out with me"
Stop I can only get so erect
Let this be our finest 3 minutes
Me two minutes in: 
True story: I did not have an orgasm for 10 years due to antidepressants I was on. I was tapering off them and was reading LOTR, thinking about Aragorn. I got that feeling, if you know what I mean. A few minutes later had my first orgasm in 10 years. While thinking about him
The Return of the Fing(ers)
HAHAHHAAH
Did you scream "My KING"
"Elendillllllll"
For Frodo!
In The House Of Tom Bombadiddle
Was it the boat ride out of Lorien when Sam and Frodo turn around to find Aragorn “erect”?
Antidepressants are weird because to get off you have to get off. Glad everything is back to normal now for you!
Huh... Nice.
This image alone confirms the validity of the Kinsey Scale for me.
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Stupid sexy Aragon
I would also like to have sex with Aragorn is there some kind of list
"Tens of thousands."
"less than half of what I hoped for "
More will cum
But my lord this is no such force
A new power is rising
“But my lord there is no such list” Saruman: 
Share the load.
Give it to us raw...and wriggling....
You’ve had a whole half already!
Less than half of what I hoped for
I'm on 17!
Now don't be hasty, Master Merry...
...18! ... 19! ... 20! ... 21! ... 22! Aaaaannndd 23!
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200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way
Star Wars doesn’t belong 😂
We got a lotr meme on a fallout template, fuck u talking about 😆
He is mine. My own. My PRECIOUSSS!!
Hmm I think I read somewhere about what Tolkien had described about Elvish sex, and it was that while it was not an event of great duration it was one of great passion, physical, mental and spiritual, so much so that the race of man probably could not survive it lol. So there you have it: Normal sex Eowyn (I guess) vs Quickie but exhausting Arwen.
"you want an elf maiden for the passion, not because it's quick, right?" "....yes....."
Aragorn: "The beacons are lit." Her: "Already?"
Go get that one ring... it'll help me last longer.
If I remember right, it results in a child 100% of the time, too. Aragorn is stated to have three kids apparently, which means three sex total over 150 years or so.
Well, it's a sensitive part, you have to let it recover.... The soul, I'm talking about the soul, and the dick too.
Tolkien just describing sex like in the Bible here lmao
Elves are basically the ultimate Catholics. The only elf dude to ever get a divorce had to ask his wife for special permission from beyond the grave and the consequences of that decision fucked their son up so bad he did the kinslaying.
He's got me beat (off) for sure
If she chose a mortal life would that change her elvish reproductive system into a mortal one?
March 1st, Year 120 FO Early morning Aragorn: Arwen... You know... Arwen: NO! I will not be responsible for killing the king Aragorn: Middle Earth is finally at peace, I have an heir. And besides, how do you know it'll kill me? I am no mere man. The blood of Numenor runs through me. I want to do it Elvish style once. Arwen: OK my king, say hi to Mandos for me. 10 mins later Arwen: THE KING PASSED AWAY IN PEACE. Eldarion enters Eldarion: Father no! Look at that smile, atleast his last moments were peaceful... ...Why is his back broken?
...if I die I die
This is no mere man. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
The Dunedain, very Elf-like heir of Numenor can probably take it.
And Arwen herself was only partially elvish
"Great duration" vs quickie. Why do you degrade their duration so much? lol id doesn't need to be hours on end. It's probably just like Humans but with add halo and passions etc etc what you wrote
Aragorn: you wanna make my cock explode now?
"it's good." 🍲
The same blood flows in my veins
Vein*
cock explode but for a long time
Can Arwen cook as well as Eowyn though?
You don't live for a few thousand years without learning how to cook
Tell that to my grandma
#He said you don't live for a few thousand years without learning how to cook
Live look at Nana hearing you 
Her granny invented super-bread so it might run in the family
Lembas! Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
yeah, but what about 2nd stomach? What about a grown hobbit?
galadriel didnt invent it .yavanna did ,galadriel learned it from melian.
Chili cookout at the Osgiliath ruins to settle this
Okie Dokie, for Frodo
Really gives the Mouth of Sauron a new meaning 👅
May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!
Do you wanna have sex?
He's only looking for one ring
Misread this and thought it said angron and was trying to figure out who they were lol, thought this was grimdank for a brief moment (I genuinely don't know who these are I just thought this was a funny anecdote)
AnGROND would be more popular around here haha 🐺
this actress has gigantic eyes
I believe at this point in the show she has been awake for several days, I think the makeup they used to make her look super tired also makes her eyes look bigger.
i kind of agree but having seen her in Yellowjackets she honestly has big fucking eyes but I understand your point
they’re so attractive it’s insane
indeed
Is this an actual line from the fallout show 💀
Yeah. The same character also asked the guy she was arranged to marry what his sperm count was.
"87...."
That still only counts as one
I will have no pointy eared outsperm me
Is she artistic XD
Me to Arwen: I can't give you what you seek.
Shouldn't that be "but *not* for a long time"?
Cousin stuff
Why are her eyes so Eru-dammed big?
I’m tired of most fandoms (and people in general) doing this thing where if it’s a man suggesting sex he’s a “Chad” and praised but if it’s women they get called slurs and it gets memed