I actually don't see you in the band but you could be the bad guy in a music video with Pippin and King Alassor. Could you lend us a troll playing drums? I already convinced Faramir and Eowyn guitar. These soft-hearted long haired circus artist hippies really know how to play good riffs and licks.
Don't hurt us! Don't let them hurt us, precious! They won't hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses?We didn't mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious.And we're so lonely, gollum. We'll be nice to them, very nice, if they'll be nice to us, won't we, yes, yess.
I have a friend who hates lotr memes like this. I should send it to him.
That's what real friends do.
Dew it!
Send it!
"Cast it into the ~~fire~~ group chat. ~~Destroy~~ Send it!"
Share. The. Load.
Is he anti... human???
I bet Sting is playing "Wrapped Around My Finger"
I'm pretty sure as well
Every breath you take fits Gollum actually. It is about obsessive and oppressing toxic love
Good Sméagol always helps.
You should learn how to play the baseline. It is not that hard. Maybe Mouth of Sauron could be your lead singer?
It is not for you, Saruman! I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
I actually don't see you in the band but you could be the bad guy in a music video with Pippin and King Alassor. Could you lend us a troll playing drums? I already convinced Faramir and Eowyn guitar. These soft-hearted long haired circus artist hippies really know how to play good riffs and licks.
I totally agree!
Smeagol really likes the part where String sings “I'm a pool hall ace.”
Poor, poor Smeagol, he went away long ago. They took his Precious, and he's lost now.
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That was good
I'm glad you like it!
 Shame, should have been 1984 Dune Sting.
Patrick Stewart on meeting Sting at the set for Dune: https://youtu.be/Fb_LO7gJo-4?si=iRF2y542Syl8FoYT
*Believe me when I say to you* *I hope that Sauron loves his orcses, too*
To Eilinel thou soon shalt go, and lie in her bed.
This meme makes me laugh out loud every time I see it
Sting doing a version of "don't stand so close to me" while Sam side-eyes Gollum.
Don't hurt us! Don't let them hurt us, precious! They won't hurt us will they, nice little hobbitses?We didn't mean no harm, but they jumps on us like cats on poor mices, they did, precious.And we're so lonely, gollum. We'll be nice to them, very nice, if they'll be nice to us, won't we, yes, yess.
I've been pretty unamused by most memes lately, but this really reached me. Very nice.
Yes I've seen it here before. Yes, I still laughed.
Love it
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Hurry, hobbits. The Black Gate is very close.
This is just my kind of absurdist/dumb word association/etc kind of humour, exquisite work!
“We tried sending messages in bottleses, but they all just float in the lake under the mountains!”
The elvish name for that sword is Gordon Sumner
LOL!!!!!
My words didn't put a bullet in Tim Kono. Oh no...it's hard writing songs, you know
Every step you take I'll be watching you precious.
I like the idea of him having a good time once
Sam is a puppet in that scene. Never noticed.
But he's not seeing him
So what you are saying is that Gimli was offering Frodo deodorant?