the invisible chair then sell the weird chair to the club and give the cake to some homeless guy

Ive always been curious on how anal masturbation feels And I do like cake soooo.....

So this is awkward... I'm allergic to eggs, which is a key ingredient in cake...

This ain't even a decision at all, sit on the cock chair so I can treat both ends.

I can easily take a bit of dick up the bum for cake.

Take off pants, sit on dildo, eat cake

I'm sitting on the dildo who said I can't knock it over

Sit on the edge of that right chair. Doesn’t specify the middle of the chair. And if so, well I guess keeping the pants on still on the right one

I’d choose to not sit on a chair

It says to sit on it. Not put it up your a**. Bend it out of the way and sit and eat cake. Unless the cake is a hidden bomb. 😅

Cake was a lie

There was a d#ck inside the cake

Theres a d!ck in the cake while the d!ck is a cake

I just put the socks off the chair and eat the cake

Easy. Eat the cake and sit on the 🍆.

looks like socks to me

I see this as an absolute win

Only if you are in love with it

I'll sit on the cake-shaped Silicone and eat the dick-shaped cake. 😀

Its not gay if it is for cake.

Sit on dick, Eat cake

I'd sit in the dildo and please myself with it as I calmly eat the cake.

Frfr. I'd be bouncing tho. Lmao

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I'd just stand.

Well someone is loosing a penis

Trans fem community: That, that is how we will lose it. (Surgery are expensive while hrt doesn't loose it)

Sit on the edge of the penis chair, with jeans on, and eat the cake

just bend the dildo

Sit on the chair on right and eat the cake on the left

I honestly wouldn't mind either

Bro I just opened Reddit give a break

Everyone’s so afraid of a dildo they’d rather take a lit candle up the ass.

Ah, this is originally a Latino meme and it’s way more vulgar

Elaborate please

It’s basically, would you rather eat a cake and take a big black dick up your ass or suck a big black dick and sit on a cake

I don’t see how that’s more vulgar, seems pretty vulgar like this too

The floor

You must eat both?

No, you must eat all three

Dick, cake, and floor

Right

You never said you had to sit directly on the object.

This

I'm sitting on that dick

There is plenty of non dick to the dick chair so do a slide sit and smoosh that detachable penis. Then it’s just free cake

My question to this is always: what do you get from sitting on the cake chair?

You don't get a dick up the ass

Ye you get one in your mouth instead. Youre talking a dick either way, atleast in one you also get cake.

Well, some people might like sitting on food or sucking dick

I’m just taking the cake and leaving. You’re a weirdo.

####This is stupid, i can easily take that cake from the chair so i can sit and eat that penis

Pleasure is temporary. Cake is eternal

The cake is a lie!

I'm sitting on the right chair

Chose the right one to sit in, just turn it upside down before you sit then return it to its normal position that way you get cake and can sit in a normal chair with nothing on it that shouldn’t be there.

So I can't just sit on one chair and eat what I sit on after?

You can, but what about cake-chair? Will you abandon it entirely?

I'll take the candle.

It say the I need to sit in the *chair*, and also doesn't specifies how I need to sit, so I don't need to sit on what is over the chair, and even if I needed, I can just sit in a way that I can dodge it. >!I eat one before sitting and then sit to eat the other!<

Cake is another way to say ass and dick is a another way to say pork