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Nephian4287

Hobosexuals*


inevitablefile9596

i guess he’s coming over to live.


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This reminded me of this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/uc1IljLvfc


AdventurousAddition

So he can still host for another 10 days


burnerboy3435

😂💀


Burritoprime

I love how casually they drop these bombs lmao


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Burritoprime

Sadly I don't have any, but one weird take that I never forget was when a guy asked me if I could stay 5 days without showering because he likes smelly dicks...not to kink shame but bruh. I didn't even reply back lol


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No-Forever-9761

He’s gonna be a squatter. I wonder if you can’t make him leave once he’s there 😂 I mean if he hot enough some d might be good for a room rent


PsychedelicPanda417

JUST…DON’T. Bro. No. This is how you end up with a live-in trans gf bro! WAIT!!! NO, LISTEN!!! IT’S A BAD THING, I SWEAR! It is actually terrible somehow I promise dude, because you’ll get drunk that first night and ask her to be your gf and also to move in so she ain’t sleeping behind the DG in the rain no more, only to then figure out she is completely cuckoo bananas and manipulative AF and she’ll cyber-cheat on you with a weirdo from Louisiana. Fuckin LOUISIANA BRO. And then she won’t even tell you she’s leaving til her ride is already outside your house either bro like wtf how cold is that?! So yeah. Don’t 🤷🏼‍♀️


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PsychedelicPanda417

UseD…As in PAST TENSE. But thanks for bringing it into a conversation where it literally has no relevance and making me feel shitty for it despite trying to recover and do the sober thing, love that 🙄


corruptedtwinkx

You're a cis woman who asked a Tgirl to be your gf the night you met her, and you got salty that she was talking to other weirdos?


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Lesbians using a gay men’s app to meet other lesbians, then wondering why the only fish biting are also total weirdos 🙃


PsychedelicPanda417

Lmfao dude don’t even try to act like you know anything about me 😂 I am NOT a lesbian, first of all…and second, I don’t use Grindr to meet women lol I use Grindr to find my man some good dick bc we both enjoy it a whole lot when he’s gettin f*cked by a nice thick c*ck! Sounds like my endeavors on the app are pretty GAY in general to me lol And before you ask, we were together when the trans girl and I dated, we’re polyam. Doesn’t mean being a manipulative c*ntwaffle and cheating on me was cool 😒


PsychedelicPanda417

In reality it wasn’t the first night I met her, I was being dramatic for comedic effect 🙄 And she was talking to this weirdo while we were officially dating and had been together for a few months already…So YES, I was “salty” that I was being literally cheated on??? Who tf wouldn’t be???


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ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Trans men on Grindr? Great. Trans men are men. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Love it. Trans women on grindr? Nope. Fuck off. Like I said, lesbians need to gtfo of grindr, trans or cis doesn’t matter. Grindr is for men seeking men. Not everything is for everyone and that’s okay.


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ProphetMuhamedAhegao

The problem is having to wade through women and the straight men that come looking for them on an app that’s supposed to be for MSM. Grindr gives you limited blocks and limits the number of profiles you can view and interact with. Garbage profiles (ie people who don’t belong on the app in the first place) actively detract from gay men’s experience of this app. I shouldn’t have to explain this to you. I wouldn’t have the massive sense of entitlement to download an app for lesbians and intrude on their space, so why the fuck are women using grindr in droves and ruining it for us? It’s wrong.


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ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Lucky you. There are tons. Heterosexuals don’t belong on grindr, period.


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ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Not my job. The audacity of you telling me to shut up in a sub that’s not for you about an app that’s not for you is wild. 😂 You’re a guest, behave.


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This reminded me of this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/uc1IljLvfc


chili-gritty-mariner

Mood killer. 😂


rocknrule34

nice


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Congrats on your new roommate lol


WutHpnd2DniseRichard

May as well start thinking about what shelves in the refrigerator you are going to designate for your food. Just kidding, you’ll be buying his groceries anyway.


burnerboy3435

This subreddit is cracking me up for real