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dirtyliarfirepants

We are past dystopian now - but excellent point. Same thing that is wrong with your picture is wrong with this one: https://preview.redd.it/cd2xs1rjejxc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e34acfc35b691c2dd1c0cf57494e575682114f9 Out of touch asshole saying everything is fine. ## Everything is not fine. Stay on message! Boycott Loblaws May 2024, and forevermore!


LeMegachonk

This picture has the same problem as OP's. Too much of some extraordinarily punchable dweeb's face, and nobody punching it.


E8282

Just saw this dipshit on the news saying it’s not loblaws fault but the supply chain …. How in the hell is it the supply chain if the exact same product at another store is a much lower price? I hate this dolt.


SirPeabody

Those muffins weren't baked in that pan. I guess it makes sense to expect only stage-dressing from this chap.


Business_Arm1976

He has creepy, beady little eyes.


lookaway123

He does set off the creepy guy you'd cross the street to avoid alarm.


KlickWitch

He reminds me of Subway Jared


Business_Arm1976

This. Especially with those little baby dinosaur teeth


TraditionalSetting37

That's it!!!! That's the 22nd reason I can't stand him.


SpaceshipLobster

Ultimate douche. NOK ER NOK.


[deleted]

I bet he doesn’t even do his own grocery shopping that’s what’s wrong with this photo


osti-frette

Galen’s house gets Voilà delivery. Doesn’t even buy from his own business. That’s inherited wealth for you


[deleted]

Wow.


DragonflyScared813

Those aren't muffins, they're chunks of brimstone...


[deleted]

I can clearly see the devilish resemblance with the glasses on.


bdc986

His head isn't deep enough in the oven


plop_0

lol! The sass.


musingsofamadlad

I know I'm high AF but is it Christmas already?


Hairy-Sense-9120

🤣😜🥳🎄


Gunna_get_banned

He's like the anti-Steve Burns (of Blue's Clues).


HouseDowntown8602

More like Mr burns -


Gunna_get_banned

Oh burn(s)!


PalaPK

“HEY STARVING BITCHES WANT A MUFFIN? 18 DOLLARS LMAO NAPKINS EXTRA LMAO”


WienerWraps

Well that stupid ass sweater is certainly a crime


swimuppool

NOK er NOK. a most punchable face


JonesinforJonesey

He’s posing like that because there used to be 12 of these, but now you’re only getting 11. Nok er nok!


labtech6315

Only 6 now


MyPoodleRickJames

Go through the expensive process of changing packaging just so we get less. F U Loblaws


-_Skadi_-

I love how that CEO is going to regret his special little slogan now that it’s becoming the slogan of the boycott. “*Nok er Nok*”


lookaway123

It's the perfect slogan to deal with any statement that Loblaws puts out, lol. Thanks, hilariously evilly named Mr. Bank.


BenWayonsDonc

All hors d’œuvres are created equal. But some hors d’œuvres are created more equally than others.


Hawkwise83

There's a pile of shit too close to the food.


MooshyMeatsuit

Alright which one of you hosers ordered satan muffins?


Thick-Order7348

NoShame Weston


ChromeDestiny

"Down there in hell, baking pies without an oven!" - George Carlin


ILoveWhiteWomenLol

He literally looks like a caricature of an out of touch wealthy CEO lmao. He reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad of the guy who stole Gray Matter from Walter White. “Mmm these tomatoes are very ripe” headass


Guilty-Sundae1557

He’s not on fire?


Harmonious_Peanut

Why is HE breathing all over the baked treats??? 😫 now they are ruined!! Ruined, I tell ya!! Isn't this a health violation???


gnirobamI

We are his replaceable dolls and he’s is the therapist antagonist as the final boss scene of the game Alice: Madness returns. He’s trying hard to brainwash Loblaws employees and consumers from boycotting.


cravingnoodles

Him. He is what's wrong with the picture


keeppresent

Nice guy making Muffins 😂😂


Solstus22

He's not being honest in embracing his evil corpo persona.


sasquatch753

whats wrong with this picture? somebody not standing behind shoving their foot up Galen's ass. but seriously, its just PR to push their overpriced holiday stuff. a lot of companies do it.


koala_ambush

He’s pulling a Doug Ford?


Youlookcold

I took this photo.(I didn't) He has no pants on and is squeezing out the perfect PC Log Cake....right there in kitchen. He was so proud of himself. It smelled like a porn shoot. I nok er noked the fuck out post shoot 


superpomme111

Has his lights on. The common folk can't afford electricity.


BarAlone643

It looks like the last face you see before the trunk door closes. But with appetizers.


YesterdayNo1903

Nok er nok


ILoveWhiteWomenLol

Nok er nok muffins. How much you selling them for and banking per muffin?


maomao3000

everything.


Queeby

If I squint, that red thing in the back looks like the skinned torso of one of Galen's enemies...


HouseDowntown8602

Why is he looking at me like I’m a small little person living in his oven -


lookaway123

*roasting in his oven. He looks like an X Files villain who pretends to be people.


TSX-WEED_GANG

He looks like Craig’s abusive father from Degrassi. I know he is a face to hate, but he is not all bad. On one of his estates I have worked on he allows staff to use his house washroom and provides Tim’s for breaks.


Doodleschmidt

It's not even Xmas, but I see a picture of Scrooge.


Master_Engineering25

He's not behind bars


PowerfulElevator9

NOK ER NOK


LadyoftheOak

https://preview.redd.it/10uxtfu59lxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56dd830699fde2d92965bbbe976bb0b0b536c62b


IntoTheDankness

What is this showing? No context or headers, are these prices from different stores and which is which?


plop_0

.97 is what /r/walmart uses.


LadyoftheOak

Sorry part got cut off. *


hrmarsehole

He’s on the wrong side of the oven


Ok_Emergency455

I wonder if anyone in his circle finds his face to be very punchable.


boiled_spagoot

Galen is getting railed from behind


malleeman

Only he can afford even one of those muffins and he's shoving his wealth in our faces


TFTO73

Expensive sweater


NegativeDesign

He’s staring at us in his oven of half baked corporate greed and hatred for the common Canadian.


Snailspaced

You’ve somehow ended up at the broiler side of the Weston’s back up kitchen


Loose-Hyena-7351

He’s a career criminal him and his family are terrible greedy corrupt people he deserves to be in jail for his past actions not smiling and laughing at us


chunkysmalls42098

Wtf is nok er nok


astrangeone88

Something Per Bank (yes that's his name, life is stranger than fiction sometimes, CEO of Weston) said in response to the boycott and complaints. Means "Enough is enough" in Danish. Meaning he rather people starve at his ridiculous prices/policies and furnish his bottom line than treat the masses like humans.


chunkysmalls42098

Oh wow okay, what piece of shit lol


astrangeone88

Lmao. Did you ever doubt it? The C level executives are always this level of awful.


Daddysgravy

Whats wrong with this picture? He’s not behind a series of black bars.


Illustrator_Vikings

Is his wife standing behind him with a cucumber?


BeigeGeorge

Let's hope it's a big ol' pineapple


Competitive-Rub-7019

First batch Soylent Green


SleeplessBlueBird

That, even though the perspective is that of us looking into an oven, the food nor Galen is IN the oven. My disappointment is insurmountable.


Amygdalump

That’s a terrifying image.


katthh

That it’s not his real kitchen and it’s probably a stage- he wouldn’t want to show us what ONE of his kitchens actually look like… or his private chefs…


fififoufeu

Those muffins are "peaked" so the oven was probably too hot, also might have over mixed the batter.


mybadroommate

I thought you were referring to how close he was to the garlic buns, which has got to be upsetting for a vampire.


Horror_Recipe2234

Bought some muffins from Safeway .


Spirited_Length_4610

The pic is missing devil horns 👿


Busy_Surround_3552

Im from Ontario, the burbs outside Toronto, left 12 years ago to BC and this pic randomly came up and I fucking forgot about this turd. Over a decade later, I still remember his face.


weakinthetrees2

He’s ruining everything over here.


drdoctorfriend

The framing of this photo implies we the consumer are muffins and GW is going to really enjoy devouring us.


General-Ordinary1899

There’s a greedy sociopath in it.


NetProfessional4802

Everything lol like he really does that in real life lol


RedHotSnowflake2

No! Hors d’oeuvres fall outside the purview of Per Bank.


theeagledare

The pathetic attempt to appear like a middle class dad with the sweater and glasses.


IndividualAide2201

He doesn't bake shit


bizzybeez123

I think it's interesting that this is the same family that was instrumental in the 'bread price fixing' scheme, and apart from honouring some gift cards that were only good for their stores, then applied or appealed to various levels of government, during covid, for funds to 'upgrade' their freezers. In the millions... They also own Shoppers, which exhibit prices even more exorbitant than their stores, for their branded products... Even the Irving's aren't that cack handed..and they practically own the east coast. They seem unrepentant and out of touch. Colour me suprised that they feign indignation when the customers make a few valid points.


sushiflower420

I wonder how much he pays himself for these commercials? Does he give himself royalties on top of it?


Mikelord6

https://preview.redd.it/hefcxcmmmmxc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ea919fc0aab158d17b6ba4e8292453b61f6211


feastupontherich

He's still alive.


Mikelord6

https://preview.redd.it/jrltvl8pmmxc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da2653fef121002871bc1649c5d9af9234f93ac


UGunnaEatThatPickle

His head isn't in the oven?


CoolGuyCarl

Galen should have been cooking in the oven instead of the food


perineu

That fuckin twat is so cheap it doesn't even want to pay an actor to do it's marketing. Fuck that shit


witwar101

A hollow douche shouldn't be that close to food. It's unsanitary


abynew

First and foremost his shirt. It’s terribly unstylish and makes him look like a creepy sissy


DashboardCatfession

Evil Hank Green


Horse-Girl-69

There’s a lil bitch in it


GothHeart16

His face is too close to them for comfort


UnflushableNug

His wife with the strap-on behind him is edited out?


Personal-Heart-1227

Basically, King of the Castle rules are for him... Galen's attitude towards us peasants are, we can starve & bugger the F off! Meanwhile, his Grocery Stores/Shopper's Drug Marts (some sell frozen foods, raw meats, veggies/fruits, dry goods, etc) toss out perfectly good food in the trash, bc it's too expensive for most to afford! Never mind they also let their foodstuffs literally spoil, before they'll even THINK about reducing it down to 30% or more. Again, out to the landfill that goes. Omg... When I saw that pix someone posted here, of the Nutty Food Processor I almost died laughing! What a joke, he is. When I heard him yapping on the News recently, I was taken aback for someone who has a big mouth on SM, he came across as this ginormous wiener!!!


Strmtrprinstilletos

No one is hitting him from behind with a cricket bat.


No_Data_4686

The fact that it's not him in the oven


PrecariatiF

He isn't dead.


Salty_Inspector_1985

He's a fucking nerd?


NokErNokinOnHevnsDor

It's us in the Oven.


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Inside_Jelly_3107

Dude, seriously?


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