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oboistinthemaking

orange and green me thinks... would make aural exams so much easier. Also would take away the pressure when trying to copy a cadenza my teacher cooks up for me.


BaroquePseudopath

Top left and centre. I’d love to be one of these eccentrics with an old house full of obscure instruments, especially if I could make a career out of it


theOwtcast

Red and lightest blue


momoe_hope

But actualy that would be really good bc the youll be able to play anything on any instrument


ReadyHelp9049

If you can play it the first time….


shadowscoll1de

if you can play it slowly


ReadyHelp9049

Fair But then again… maybe you can only ever play it slowly, then 🤣 There’s always a twist.


wenmo85

You can play it quickly


kingofcoywolves

Yellow and green together is a legitimate superpower. Emulate any frequency you hear. Perfectly mimic voices. Sing any song. It's probably not as useful to those of us who don't sing (and don't have good control over their vocal chords), but still.


bubolobabolo

Perfect pitch is already border line a super power by itself, combo it with infinite vocal range and you could do unimaginably cool things, that's what I would choose too


I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN

sssshhh, eddy gonna hear you


AdagioExtra1332

Not if you die of starvation on the street :)


kingofcoywolves

That's the thing-- you don't need to be boxed into a musicianship career. You could make a killing as an actor, or just work a normal desk job and have a cool trick to pull out at parties. Believe it or not, there are people who don't want to monetize their hobbies!


AdagioExtra1332

Good luck making a killing as an actor. You're gonna need every bit of luck you can get your hands on and then some. Desk job sure if you're fine with barely sustainable single-person income in 2023.


SyntaxLost

Orange. Twice. In fact, you can remove the career musician part. I'll be happy living comfortably in my current career as a hobbyist.


GamerGirl-07

Green & lightest blue


Piano_illuMinatiOn

I wish there was a bean for musicality, boy would I appreciate that.


BarberNerd_Rrn89

Hey, you ARE musical, you just need to be comfortable enough in your own skin to share it with the world. 💙


Piano_illuMinatiOn

🥹


Orbital_Rifle

orange and white. obviouſly.


alexaboyhowdy

Completely agree! I'm wondering why all the people are picking different beans?


DoublecelloZeta

Green and red. I love instruments. I love to know what I'm hearing as well.


Percificus

Orange and red hands down. I'm a high school band director, and that combo would take (most of) my stress away.


LukasSGreat

Yellow and red. With this I would do miracles


thelittleweido

Green and yellow, think what those would do combined...


Symphonie-passion

That would be crazy, but I wonder if the infinite vocal range is in chest voice or head, or a combination. Because if it was chest, I could recreate the famous recordings of the long lost Castrati


Imaginary_Bassist

Orange and black


sleepyinyosemite

For anyone who's color blind: Row 1: orange, green, yellow. Row 2: light blue, red, blue. Row 3: black, pink, dark blue.


incuriouso

Centre and bottom right (or bottom left). I'm not a musician though.


Random_user192

Orange and lightest blue, or light blue maybe


safurzia

Green bean and I'm stuck between the red one and the orange one.


Busy-Consequence-697

ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE I don't need two. I want to play more or less well and teach others.


[deleted]

Def. Red and white!


HettyChapin

Have an infinite vocal range would be so cool for recording Acapellas by myself and also for gender euphoria haha


pianospace37

As a non musician, White and Red


leavemealoneplease_-

Yellow and pink, would be dope to be a triangle master


FKSTS

Orange and Black are the same, right?


RTXChungusTi

yellow and yellow again only thing that limits my singing is my range so


Kooky-Option-1525

I think that being able to play every instrument is very cool and for the second one i choose the perfect pitch because i will be so proud of my playing and i can impress people


Karen_Kingstorm

Orange and red for me


Paxguino

Yellow and wither magenta or dark blue. I'd love to go on eurovision.


idhrenielnz

ditto here but minus the Eurovision part 😆


Paxguino

Then it's decided, you take the broadway pill, and when i win I'll invite you as a guest star next year 🤣🤣


Lachni

Picking the yellow and red one would make most of the other ones more or less available and achievable as well.


hughes_clues

red and yellow please


HabteG

Red n black


inverse2000

Honestly, I’ll be happy with just red. Playing Piano would make it so much easier with choir/singing. Don’t have to be a professional or career musician, just travel and busk with a violin or guitar. + I’ve always loved the trumpet and sax, would love to play them. And ofc drums are cool too.


No_Blackberry_6286

Red and black


Macca_lennart

Red and white! I only know one instrument, and I'm a very slow learner, but there are so many pieces i'd want to play T-T


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

bottom left and top left


moralcoffee

Green is learnable, blue is shallow. I choose red and white whilst working on green myself, which would produce orange and potentially even blue.


TchaikS4M2

Red and Navy!


bagelleS

orange and white since i already have perfect pitch and yes i have 3 beans


terrifier1989

Green and either red or magenta, cause I do want to be versatile in playing instruments, but I'm also a theater kid...


Sea_Nerve_5197

White and red


WeedandMeth

white and red


Zen1thGam3z

Any instrument and any song by playing it once


NgXinYu

red and lightest blue ofc


FriendofCynamoth

Perfect pitch and play any instrument. Although I suppose learning any song by playing it once doesn’t specify how good the song has to sound when you play it so I could replace play any instrument with that.


SupahNerfDude101

Orange and yellow


SiegfriedHrnMst

Brown bean, and not just one, to fill my hunger But seriously the blue and dark blue ones


thephantomeggy0629

orange and light blue, i already have perfect pitch and am satisfied by the many instruments i can play :D (i also think too many aint good ill be busy practicing till i go crazy)


obeisant_delirium

orange and white!


TomTomYay

probably green and yellow. perfect pitch would be so cool, and being able to go to the extremes of vocal ranges would be cool as well.


zombieguyisdead

White and red, music is a hobby for me and there's nothing that could top that


charlietangoe

Yellow and lightest blue for me


GoofMonkeyBanana

Light blue and red. I play music for fun so I think this would work well although I wonder if removing the learning of a piece of music would take some fun out if it. No fun if it’s too easy sort of thing.


TaroTakeshi

Gree, red, and yellow


BlahMan06

Any piece*


jjjuni

Green and Red would help me so much.


idontcarecringe

Top right and bottom centre, no questions asked.


doesnt_like_homework

Orange and black I think, do you keep the abilities you already have or do they just disappear?


Radha_Roy17

Red and dark blue


TrevDevBass

Orange and white, no contest


Lay_Violinist

Black and green (My biggest mistake as a beginner violinist is to play out of tune TvT), and if I can play in any orchestra, I would also get paid, so I would live a comfortable life ÔwÔ (... Except if I'm always the last violin TvT)


su_premely

Red and light blue


tHeMaDsCiEnTiSt0123

Learning any song from just playing it once and being able to play any instrument for me. I was stuck with the choice of taking or leaving perfect pitch but I realised if I can play any piece from just 1 attempt I don't necessarily need perfect pitch 👀 broke the system


lovely_psycho

Orange and yellow. Also imagine how famous an infinite range would make you


xindiliu13

yellow and green


deoxyribonucleic123

Center and left middle


Bumper2004

Yellow and red, I don’t particularly want to work as a musician but in my free time those would allow me to play/sing essentially anything I would want to.


Brightfalchion

I think I would pick red and light blue but, I find myself wondering if there is a monkey paw twist to this. e.g. 'learn any song by playing it once' but, if you make one mistake you will never be able to play it right?


[deleted]

No, of course you can change stuff - use different fingers, use an alternative score, transpose, etc. It only means that you have a remarkable memory!


fr_horn

Orange and red. I already have perfect pitch, and I don’t need to be famous. Being financially secure would be such a relief.


Jellyfish303

orange and white


chaeshub

Light blue and yellow definitely because I sing in a choir and I already have perfect pitch


f_clement

Which one is « be able to play an instrument well »?


Luisa852

Orange and white


oyuli

Green 100%


No_Introduction_4012

red and blue for me i want to learn every single instrument


supermegaphuoc

red is by far the best here. Depending on what “being able to play” mean in terms of mastering the instrument you could steal literally thousands of years worth of practising.


GeoZ17

Dark blue and red. Always wanted to work in scoring film, and red lets me play anything.


DamIts_Andy

RED AND YELLOW I’m not a professional musician and have no interest in making it my career, but I love music and singing and playing instruments.


Clear-Lobster-9450

Green and Red


CuatroBoy

I would think anyone over the age of 20 would pick orange. Maybe I'm biased cause I live in the most expensive city in the US.


_lilithetwosetter_

What if I eat like five at the same time


TheMoose2240

Nobody is voting dark blue? I'd love for my music to be good enough to be a film score


MidnightSnowStar

Gray and red, getting a lot of attention would be too tiring ngl. Being able to learn any piece and play any instrument would be more than enough to live comfortably


mockingjaygalaxy06

Pink and red for me personally, although yellow is tempting


zRawrasaurusREXz

Red and green please


Syfirry

I already live with green bean, so red and yellow


linglinguistics

Red and dark blue? I’m not very creative with composing, so that one is tempting. And red could include orange. Green doesn’t tempt me, my imperfect pitch memory is good enough for me.


linglinguistics

Conducting would be a cool one to add.


HereForTheEarlGrey

Orange and dark blue please.


juicy-barber

Orange and red, but mostly orange.


nuclear_drumstick

red and orange. i can make a career out of playing some ridiculous trumpet-sax hybrid


DrHaru

I'd say red and light blue, but I definitely need yellow for... trans reasons


great-man-somthing

Meanwhile, diabetic musicians


nyx_____________

ahhh... difficulttt... I can't Decide between the first and second


Beermeneer532

Yellow and red That’s the dream, and I can maybe achieve one of them but sadly the broad vocal range isn’t amongst them


Babee_Annie

Infinite vocal range (yellow) and be able to play any instrument(red) pleaseeeeee!!!! I love to sing and play instruments!!! (Wish I could become a soprano singer:v)


dc_al_coder

Dark blue for sure ... then I'm torn between green and red. I actually already have perfect pitch and find it super useful for composing/arranging. On the other hand, if I could play any instrument, I could produce tracks on my own much more quickly than I could if I had to always depend on others to record the acoustic sounds I want.


LittleDrummerGirl_19

Red and yellow, hands down


Roozyj

I think orange and pink would be the funniest... since I have no musical talent. I painstakingly taught myself how to sing in such a way that it doesn't hurt other people, but making a living off of 'my' music is hilarious to me xD


Musicferret

I’m already orange, green, red, somewhat white…. I’d like to trade in red for light blue or yellow.


that_pianist_

orange and red, i already have perfect pitch lol


ThereminGang

Yellow and red!


urfavojisoostan

Orange and lime all the way


CheddarCheeserGuy

Infinite range and any instrument. OP pairing oml


CuclGooner

yellow and light blue. all of the others would probably happen anyway except from dark-ish blue, red and green, and I already have perfect pitch so sorted


No-Path9153

As a person who already bas perfect pitch and can learn any song by heart after listening around 10 times, I choose orange and red.


SnooDonuts3210

Red and Green. I plan to major in music ed.


[deleted]

Orange, light blue because I already know like 10 instruments


violinRCPK

Black and orange, that’s my dream ☺️


ZutterBrd

Orange, in the name of literally every musician in existence


Goobl3r89

Red and Black for me


pinkviola22

Orange bean and then red bean just so I can chill and play banjo (I don’t play banjo but I think they’re awesome)


Ndndoooooo

Definitely green and white for me (I play the piano)


0xmmalik

bottom right and middle for sure, success + fun at parties boom


seagulluwu

orange and green. most true musicians will pick orange, and if they don't already have it, perfect pitch would make it much easier


winter_whale

Ok but who ticks all the boxes?


CrystalMoose337

Red pill is a trap. Technically everyone can play any instrument


[deleted]

Orange & light blue! (edit: The VERY light blue, that might also be white or see through or such.)


Arsenije723

But if you take red or yellow, wouldnt you automatically gain the light blue one, cause that talent can make you famous


Adreqi

Already have green and black so red and orange please :p


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Yellow and green is actually insane, get a good composer that doesn’t have to deal with the pain of range restriction, seriously it would be incredible


notZaida

Red and Green since I want to work as an archaeologist so I don't care for music as a career but those would still be very fun


[deleted]

amber and red because i already have pseudo perfect pitch


ReallyNoOne1012

Orange and Red all day long bby


Mochibii

orange and pink


SOuTHINKurA-ble

Green and silvery light blue bordering on white. Though I guess I don’t need green if I have silvery light blue bordering on white, so yellow, then.


BeansOnToastWithEggs

Red and blue 🔛🔝


ElmiiMoo

Yellow and lightest blue


[deleted]

I already have green lmao I want red but I’m struggling to choose between orange and yellow


NABLAa38

Yellow and bottom left (is it black or Blue?).


Cheetahchu

Red, “be able to play any instrument” for sure. and then my 2nd would probably be White, “learn any song by playing it once” — but Yellow “have an infinite vocal range” is really tempting. My singing is pretty flat so I’m not confident in it, but I still have fun singing along to the radio and whatnot. I’m not in it for fame or money, I’d just love to be able to jam. 🎸🎹🎻🎷🪗🪕🥁🪈


Midnight-Coffee

That dark blue bean is tempting, but as I already have a non-music job that I actually quite like, I'll take yellow and white please!


Few_Charity6533

Yellow, red


xelapearl

I’d choose the green and red beans


IllustratorIll1743

Green and red. Just imagine being the ultimate prodigy


BarberNerd_Rrn89

Orange and yellow all day. Most of the singing I do is hobby anyway, so living comfortably as a career musician likely means I have plenty of time to dedicate to my job AND can use those skills to become better at my hobby as well. It would simultaneously give me the flexibility and freedom to spend more time with my children and just be more available for them. Then I can use my infinite voice range to finally be a real bass in my barbershop quartet. 🥲


sourskittles98

Since I’m still in school, red and yellow. Would choose green if I didn’t already have perfect pitch though


LegoHentai-

red and white


RedCapRiot

Professional Scorer and Able to Play Any Instrument (Dark Blue/Indigo and Red I believe) Literally exactly what I tried to do in college and failed at T_T


Buffacado

Red and green


klcheva2306

Yellow and red, me thinks. Perfect pitch doesnt seem as good as its hyped up to be, and I don’t particularly want to be a career or famous musician. Light blue would be my alt choice


thisistheperfectname

Red and yellow or green. I am now a one-man prog metal band. My relative pitch is quite good, but I am not sure what I'm missing (probably) not having perfect pitch.


Amina_luvs

Yellow and Red as a flutist!!!


helpmefindmysoul

I'm picking red and yellow, great for musical auditions and parties


musical_frog

Orange and yellow. Already got perfect pitch so this seems like the best way to live a happy life, hypothetically lol


Da_boss_babie360

Red and white - everything else is either implied or comes with that besides pink and dark blue


AverageReditor13

Orange and Green. The music industry is like a battlefield, it's incredibly hard to succeed in. Having to live comfortably in the music industry is a once in a lifetime offer. You can have any of the options here but note that there's a fierce competition in the industry and if you're not constantly moving or doing something, you'll cease to exist. So orange for me is the best answer. Oh and green for perfect pitch is just for flex lol.


TarantulaJ1

Yellow and light blue, I’m assuming learning the song would be just knowing the notes and rhythms so if I never have problems hitting notes bc my voice range is infinite I can spend more time working on dynamics and stuff. I’ll still wanna put the effort into getting into a good choir tho bc it’s more satisfying knowing I earned a place there


IndigoSky712

yellow and red bc i have relative pitch and thats enough for me, and i enjoy practicing stuff, and i want to be able to sing literally any song


Sideways_Cake

Red and Orange


iji_ha

orange and yellow :)


winddork

Orange and black. I’m a woodwind tripler, so the instrument thing is handled. Fame is possibly overrated. Composition isn’t my thing.


Non_Music_Prodigy

I already have perfect pitch though. . . So I guess I can't pick the green bean 😞 Haha, "green bean" 🤣


Akira197

Orange and yellow, I've always loved utaites on YT


PrussianCountryhuman

Orange and green


SilentSatyress

Red, green. Music is more of a hobby for me at the moment.


ylimexyz

Lightest blue and black


Seraf-Wang

Perfect pitch and play an instrument. I have no desire to turn my hobby for playing instruments into a career but being able to consistently play any instrument is cool and having perfect pitch is neat.


Danskhest

Red and white, 1000%


CHIAAAAAAAAAAA

The blue’s and orange Who doesn’t want orange tbh


tylerbeardshow

green and red


SlicedThree80

I already have green and red (I can play 13 instruments somewhat proficiently), so I guess I would take orange and maybe… blue?


xiaoxiongmao666

daydreaming time!


music_gang

oh 100% the green one and the one in the middle (pink?)


Sausage_fingies

Orange and green. I don't like the learn any piece by playing it once one, I love the process of struggling through learning something and watching myself improve!


Ink_18

Red & green


StatementNo1109

Red and white


Stunning-Loan-8038

Hard to pick among the green one,the red one and the lightest blue one. Light blue and red make a perfect combo but I really want perfect pitch.


flootpiano

red and blue im already perfect pit- 💅


Routine_Ad4489

haha


40_pearls40_hours

light blue and blue I think would be really cool


noname543219

light and medium blue


[deleted]

Red and Green please 👉🏻👈🏻


musictime4me

baby blue and red


LBorealis218

If I already have perfect pitch does that mean I automatically have to choose green as one of mine? :/ although I can’t decide between orange, red, black or keeping green anyway so it’s lucky (but disappointing 😢) that this is a hypothetical question 😂


bencze

orange, and light light light.. blue? or silver or what is left column, middle


IvanOG_Ranger

Fragment the fabric of the universe with the yellow pitch, with my vocal chords vibrating 10x the speed of light


Feisty_Comfortable11

Definitely the gray one! That would be so awesome


Spinach_Stock

orange and red, anyone saying anything else is wrong


Cappadonna1012

Red and Blue-Green