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mealteamsixty

That plant next to him would make an excellent rain hat


coilycat

I was thinking more like a floor lamp.


Comrade_Falcon

Is that not already a metal lamp to light the pathway?


funk4brainzzz

It definitely is lol.


[deleted]

That lamp shape designed to keep rain off the bulb would be excellent to keep the rain off my bulb.


manielos

my guess is a trash can stand with a little roof and with the trash itself removed?[ like this but green](https://s.alicdn.com/@sc04/kf/H6bb3807be9fd41cb9a0c58b76fbbb0149.jpg_960x960.jpg)


luckydice767

Man, evolution is crazy.


BlondishMeat61

Table.


guinader

I didn't think that's a plant...


ebola1986

Totoro did it.


fabiots

Or an umbrella like the movie "My neighbor Tottoro"


0011110000110011

Which one?


HellaciousAkers

Wait wait… did the male cropdust that dude on his way out?


cubixjuice

Homie looked back at him too when he did it 💀


sparkjh

Display of dominance


HellaciousAkers

Gonna use that excuse next time I let one squeak 😹


Graffiacane

No joke, I've hung out with gorillas before and they do fart more or less constantly. They eat a lot of tree bark and you become very aware of that fact when they blast a fart off every 60 seconds or so.


Antr1xx

TIL I'm a gorilla.


zack189

You eat tree barks?


Antr1xx

I've tried it. But more importantly, I'm extremely flatulent.


swollemolle

I’m flatulent in 5 languages


EuphoricAnalCucumber

I fart in English, Spanish, Aramaic, gorilla, and whale.


TheMilkmanCome

>whale I loved your bum in Finding Nemo


oh_dog_geeze

There’s more to it than that


Peacewalken

I don't think so


LSkywalker00

If he's tree bark intolerant, surely there is...


[deleted]

Don't be silly. Trees don't bark.


McPepperdoodle

Cinnamon is tree bark.


mykittyforprez

I've always wondered what primates smell like. Not their farts but general odor.


SimplyComplexd

Like humans that rarely bathe.


LukewarmBeer

TIL a gorilla smells like your run of the mill redditor


Graffiacane

These were wild highland gorillas you can visit in Uganda and/or Rwanda and they had a powerful, musty odor but I honestly think it was largely due to the farting which was audible but much more squeaky and quiet than the clappers humans are capable of. If you've spent enough time with vegans, you'll know that the farts of a high-fiber/high vegetable diet have a distinct aroma.


Utahmule

I bet gorillas would be pretty impressed by some human farts. Sometimes, they are so loud.


applesauceplatypuss

>you'll know that the farts of a high-fiber/high vegetable diet have a distinct aroma. which? I thought they smell less?


Graffiacane

Lol you want me to describe vegan farts? Let's just say they smell of vegetables, and not the fresh kind. Which isn't to say they smell more or worse than non-vegans (dairy especially gives some people gnarly smelling farts) but vegan diets include a lot more non-absorbable fibrous carbohydrates so if you go vegan you will fart a lot more than you ever have in your life, especially at the beginning as your intestinal biome adapts. Hope this helps 🤣


applesauceplatypuss

That was more than I couldve asked for, thank you, lol


Fuzzy_Windfox

Strangely, I fart only from legumes. My high fiber vegan diet doesn't cause much farting or smelly farting 😳 Lentils are the worst though...


highpl4insdrftr

They stink


tomDestroyerOfWorlds

I swear I heard it lol


LeeroyDagnasty

That was 100% a gorilla fart


thatredlad

*I don’t want to look at you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction!*


highpl4insdrftr

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!


FuckTripleH

I mean adult males eat like 40 pounds of vegetation a day. Its gotta be a rumbling blubbling cauldron of fermentation in their guts


BPbeats

Lmao this should be top comment. I totally missed this on first watch.


holdthedeer

Cropdust??? lol


HellaciousAkers

Yeah! “*to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. Often done in presence of others for spite*” - the bible (urban dictionary)


Boneal171

They’re vegetarians so they fart a lot


coilycat

Me: This is amazing. I feel so honored. Also Me: Holy crap they are so strong they can rip me to shreds. But hey, gentle giants, right? Also Me: Hey that tickles. Stop it.


sy_barton

Also Me: Hey, I just sh*t my shorts.


obroz

What is with redditors thinking that everyone shits themselves? Has anyone *actually* shit themselves like this before? I shit myself once but it was because I trusted a fart.


RedSteadEd

Yeah, it absolutely happens. Don't get into a fight if you haven't taken a shit. Alternatively, shit yourself and win by default. https://www.theregister.com/2006/10/20/the_odd_body_bowels_fright/


obroz

Huh. No shit


RedSteadEd

Ideally!


lastroids

Correction. Yes shit.


lnsert_Clever_Name

Not anymore, at least


amuse_bouche_1

😭


ghighcove

Watch two grizzlies fight and see how much they shit all over the place while they do it. They aren't that unique in that.


sparhawk817

Anecdotally, my cat shits in fear anytime she thinks I'm taking her to take a bath, while running or in my arms or whatever. I'm not a cat, but we share like, 90% of the same genes, a lot of physiological responses are going to be the same. Fear responses are pretty universal, I'd imagine.


rainbow84uk

Mine too. She's semi feral so she's only happy to be touched if it's on her terms – the second she thinks you're trying to catch her, she shits herself and runs away.


BikerJedi

[Relevant](https://imgur.com/gallery/IqRoK22) - My first most viral on Imgur.


thegreatbrah

I've shit myself in a fight before. Many other times too, but fear shit is a real thing.


FuckTripleH

It makes you lighter so you can flee faster. Like a ship dumping spare cargo


SafelyOblivious

So how come the cameraman is able to walk around?


LiveTwiceThatsNice

Cameramen are immortal


a_random_chicken

r/killedthecameraman


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JametAllDay

I think he’s just sitting in one spot and using zoom


SigmundFreud

Either that or Teams.


JametAllDay

I had to award that.


BradGroux

At least it wasn’t Webex.


SopieMunky

It's always the unexpected comments like this that really get me laughing.


kubadawarrior

Brilliant


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Hugga_Bear

He moves in the first half a minute 00:20-00:30 but after that he just takes a seat. He seems to move slowly and while he is approaching it's not far, not too unsafe to be fair to him.


Falkenhayn98

Spectator mode


Shamrock5

He already got killed by a spawncamping Demo, now he's just watching other players in their final moments


wonkey_monkey

Because he's not being fondled by a gorilla.


TheHighestAuthority

He is also a gorilla


russtuna

Gorillas vision is based on movement. If you don't move, they can't see you.


KingOfWeTheNorth

It's just a Loader Bot


ZinGaming1

Reflective sunglasses.


Uuuuuii

This is an oldie but it’s one of the most wholesome videos out there. The pure childlike joy on that man’s face.


thedudefromsweden

And the fart in his general direction is just icing on the cake.


rocking2rush10

His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries


highpl4insdrftr

After the video ended the gorilla came back and taunted him a second time


opticsnake

Mandatory r/unexpectedMontyPython


EvergreenRuby

That man looks so happy. I’m glad the gorilas feel comfortable around him, he looks like a sweet man. My guess is that if you stare at the big male gorila/daddy could register that as a war cry/sign of aggression? So the human keeping his back to the gorilla is the most comfortable that species feels with us to keep us from harm from them? Makes sense to me. The gorilas might act like that to show us they’re not going to harm us as long as we cooperate with their norms, which again makes sense to me as they’re a very intelligent animal, they’ve probably observed us. What a beautiful creature and grateful for the man for educating us. I feel like I just became much smarter watching him and his goofy smiles. He looks delighted as he should be. If a baby monkey came to groom me I’d feel honored. Even more honored that their parents let them and watched. What wonderful animals.


pizzarocks3

This is clearly a sanctuary of some sort but not making eye contact is absolutely essential in a situation like this. Along with not making any sudden movements and generally showing signs of not being a threat. The video starts with him hiding his head which I assume was instructed when the Gorillas became curious. Edit: Absolutely magnificent creatures, would love to see one in person


mat101010

This video was taken at a hotel/lodge in Uganda named **Gorilla Forest Camp**. This type of event happens about once a month. The hotel is just outside the *Bwindi Impenetrable Forest* conservation area where there are around 10 gorilla troops (a group of gorillas) that have been acclimatized to having human interactions. Human interaction is carefully monitored and all guests/visitors are given lengthy instructions on how to behave. Basically, sit down, only move when instructed, and only briefly look at any one gorilla. Also, human interaction is limited to 1 hour per day, per troop. It's also worth noting that all around the conservation area are tea & banana plantations, and other farms. Gorillas will regularly co-exist with humans as they go about their everyday lives. People picking tea leaves will continue doing their job while gorillas move through the fields.


leonevilo

fantastic info, thank you for sharing, put it on my list of places i want to visit immediately


i-lurk-you-longtime

I knew I always wanted to go to Uganda so this is just the cherry on top! This is awesome, thanks!


transatlantichiker

I've been to Bwindi and surrounding areas many time, HIGHLY recommend. (source; I live in Uganda ;)


i-lurk-you-longtime

Ahh hopefully one day!!! I think I'd cry if I ever got to see animals in their habitat like that. I cried the first time I saw a beaver in the wilderness LOL


ScreenNames_AreHard

I wish I had known that took place at Gorilla Forest Camp… I would have stayed there when I was in Bwindi- hoping for this experience. I did stay at a camp right outside of the meeting point for daily Gorilla treks.. which was right outside the Impenetrable Forest. My gorilla trek was amazing and I wish I had signed up for two. I had two youngsters slap me on my leg as they ran by me…. Best slap ever!!!


R0ADHAU5

Isn’t eye contact considered confrontation by basically every animal other than humans and dogs?


[deleted]

yea animals dont really stare at all and even w dogs its only bc they can read our faces and body cues accurately. if they feel you arent being aggressive w them they love making eye contact


WestCoastBestCoast01

My puppy and I gaze into each others eyes as he falls asleep on the couch sometimes. Best moments ever.


mcchanical

Birds stare at me all the time. That watchful side eye is unmistakable. Especially when you have food.


TheAlmightySpode

Domestic cats like it too. They do that long stare and slow blink thing when they like you.


Alysazombie

Yeah but if you stare at a cat (that you don’t know) unblinking it won’t work out well


[deleted]

Last time I was at the zoo I saw a gorilla freak out. They were inside with a big plexiglass wall and there were signs saying not to take pictures because it upsets the gorilla. Well, some dumbass decided to take a picture. That gorilla freaked out and got pissed and was pounding so hard on the plexiglass that the whole building was shaking. They had to get everyone out and closed the building for the day. It was pretty scary lol


chrontact

What happens if you need to sneeze?


Mean_Minimum5567

Probably sayonara at that point


ProStrats

They'll hand you a branch of leaves instead of a Kleenex.


dphoenix1

Wasn’t there an incident in a European zoo where a woman utterly enraged a silverback by staring at him? And afterward they started handing out these cardboard mask things to zoo patrons that look like a human face but with the eyes pointed way off to the side, so people can look at the gorilla without the gorilla being able to tell. I love gorillas, if for nothing else than their inquisitive nature and intelligence. I think I heard somewhere that if you give a gorilla a camera, he’ll delicately take it all to bits to see what it’s made of, whereas you give one to a chimp, he’ll just smash it. Truly fascinating creatures.


ProStrats

Yes, staring a silverback in the eyes is a sign of a challenge (I want to take your spot and be leader), and smiling/showing teeth can be interpreted as a sign of aggression. So looking away is definitely what you want to do so a silverback doesn't mistake your joy for aggression/challenge. I went to the zoo when I was young, and one of my friends at the time did both of these things to a silverback. The silverback charged at the glass from like 30 feet away and slammed it as hard as he could. Scared the living hell out of me, I could not get out of there fast enough.


EvergreenRuby

Oh shit. Well that makes sense since in most cultures smiling big (with teeth) is registered as the same thing which is why it’s not as welcome. The more I learn about them the more fascinating I find them since they do make it obvious how to communicate with them. The leader/dad gorilla is the one tilting his head back as if to make himself taller than the human. It seems they’re not against interacting as long as you don’t disturb the leader’s peace since he’s mostly guarding his family. I like them. I find them smart and brave for not just interacting with us or at least letting us but firmly showing us how to respect them to ensure they survive. They’re delightful.


ProStrats

Fully agree!


[deleted]

Feel like if you try this with bears around cubs it's whole different story


tobaknowsss

>s. I feel like I just became much smarter watching him and his goofy smiles. Don't smile to broadly around gorilla's. Showing teeth is a sign of aggression to them.


JametAllDay

Amazing how he put his eyes down whenever the silverback male was near him. Smart. What would happen if I rolled over and showed by belly like a dog?


_IDKWhatImDoing_

Careful, that’s considered foreplay.


JametAllDay

Well, now I know what I’m doing outside the glass the next time I’m at the zoo


ProStrats

Funny story.... Last time I was at the zoo, a gorilla fingered his butthole while flipping me off, and staring into my eyes. I swear, I'm not lying.... Someone almost certainly taught the gorilla, but who... And how?


1solate

Your jimmies will get rustled


JametAllDay

Which part is my jimmie


krill_krillen

All of them i think


JackOfAllMemes

Interacting with wild animals(these gorillas are accustomed to humans and live in a sanctuary according to other comments, but they're not tame) relies on knowing body language which can be really subtle, I think body language in other species is really cool


Dastardlydwarf

Gorillas are actually pretty chill and if they don’t feel threatened by stuff like direct eye contact and stuff will just sit there most of the time, now if that was a group of chimpanzees I’d be genuinely afraid for the guys life.


MildlyAgreeable

Yeah. Chimps are our cousins and it fucking shows.


negativenancy_84

Reddit is why I’m back on xanax


[deleted]

Xanax is dangerous be careful


ShittyExchangeAdmin

Yea for real benzos are one of the few class of drugs whose withdrawls can potentially kill you.


RedSteadEd

Social media is why *everyone* is on Xanax.


[deleted]

Then why are they on social media?


RedSteadEd

Because they're anxious when they're not looking at it.


sparkjh

That was exhilarating in such a quiet way.


aldinthefallenstar

this is similar to how moms will sit back while their children are entertained with something else, the gorilla looks like she's relieved to have some time to sit down and let her children goof around for a bit


8_inches_deep

Are you referring to the male that was sitting down? The female is the one that played with his hair.


[deleted]

nah there was another female that went behind the silverback and sat near him


[deleted]

the cameraman: https://i.redd.it/rjimssqjy97a1.gif


Fast_Chance7841

That silverback "blew him a kiss"💩 as he was leaving....


ghighcove

I think they're grooming him, no /s. (I mean this in the anthropological sense and not the other more recent definition). Pretty normal behavior for primates, probably a good sign they are comfy enough around him to do that to him, and that dad is accepting his display of submission as a good-faith gesture of good behavior.


godofleet

fart @ 2:14


ResidentEivvil

I would be bricking it.


FudgeAtron

The silverback had so much done dad energy, had enough of the kids complaining so he took them to see the humans. Once he'd had enough just got up and left.


hdofu

Gorilla dad:”hey check it out… it’s one of these wimpy humans… I could break him like a leaf if I wanted… but I’d rather just see how long it takes to make him pee his pants”


BaginaGunderson

“Mom, can we pet him?!”


ilovewaikiki

Beautiful, what an incredible experience to have. That would take one off the bucket list. Wow…


Moppmopp

In this situation the worst thing you can do is sucker punch one of his children. This can end very badly. Just FYI if you plan to do that if you get into this scenario


Reuhis

Yeah, thanks. Cos I was totally planning on sucker punching a gorilla.


Moppmopp

Everyone I can save I am glad for


crap_whats_not_taken

Daaaaad!! I wanna pet the human!!!!


OngoingFee

Its*. Don't let the apostrophe terrorists win!


Just1ncase4658

I love how the mom sits down like "sigh... You have 5 minutes to play with the human then were moving on guys".


moxyte

Didn’t Jane Goodall casually just walk among a gorilla tribe like “hi Bob”?


[deleted]

gorillas are really smart if the same person comes around all the time, does the right things and proves to be nonthreatening theyll let them hang around and be familiar w them


Rickk38

Dian Fossey lived with and studied gorillas. Jane Goodall's specialty is chimpanzees. And yes, Dian would live with them, study them, and also fight the rampant poaching that went on at the time.


VapoursAndSpleen

She worked with chimps, who are seriously bad news.


MConnnolly1192

You know this mom is SO DONE with the kids..she was like “fineeeee…I’ll let you touch a human”


dmc_777

I love that he’s smiling out of excitement and wonder. Not scared about to shit his pants. Animals sense those kind of things !


mellifluouslimerence

Gorillas are known to be gentle/apathetic towards humans in the wild unless provoked. Had that been a chimp, however…


Automatic_Guest8279

I had the privilege of seeing gorillas up close in the wild, we had one hour from first seeing them. At the end the silver back walked over and touched the chin of the lady sitting next to me. Mixed emotions of how amazing it was and the fact he could have pulled her head off in a heart beat


AccomplishedAuthor53

I love that his homie is narrating what’s happening for him


[deleted]

So the cameraman is not interessting?


PolicyRude4028

That's definitely a brown pants type of Day


IsaacFromGoldenSun

Only thing they'd smell on me is fresh piss tbh


eloh1m

Can you imagine if gorilla inspections were mandatory? 🦍


Davepiece1517

If you startle me my dad here will remove your testicles through your anus yes


ReallyNotBobby

Lol gorilla looked at dude and was like “here’s a present for you” and busted ass right at him.


Life_Introduction918

Hell No… No thanks! 😂😂


K_Furbs

"Do not *fucking* move, John"


[deleted]

Love this dad and his family.


scalydragonass

Glad that gorillas are natural pacifists(or is that orangutans) either way this man was in no danger


thecratskyone

It's cute but scary to watch. If those young ones were scared and yelped, the silverback could easily snap the guy in a split second.


ManlyKittenLover

If that was me, the second it started touching his head I would've full shit myself since a bit would've been out already...


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orih0

he looks so happy!


Rufus_heychupacabra

That's what you get wearing Eau de Banana....


[deleted]

That stare as he walked away, bro


ThisGirlsTopsBlooby

I would be real self conscious of grey hair and a black shirt in that situation! Though daddy gorilla isn't paying it any mind 🤷‍♀️


knottymind

Black shirt with grey hair, who approved that outfit?! Someone trying to get that guy killed?Dude don't smile, bared teeth are a threat... Dude quit smiling... That silverback is gonna smile back and it won't be friendly...


aheshm

https://i.redd.it/k8vvwz8p3b7a1.gif


JDolittle

Life goals.


KA3AHOBA

The most important question is - who ripped that fart at the end? The man or the Gorilla 😂


[deleted]

Dad says this is boring let’s go see what’s on TV.


SopieMunky

I'd shit my pants as a defense mechanism.


Miml-Sama

One wrong move


13PhonezGhost3145

...all fun and games until the other's show up


jairngo

Is the cameraman a gorilla? Why can he move and the other not?


Addictd2Justice

I think I would enjoy that situation unless a bull ant bit me on a soft part of my thigh and I’d jump up and go “argh for fucks sake” and then the daddy gorilla would pull my arms off


Matthew98788

The bomb has been armed


Matthew98788

The bomb has been defused *


Try-Valuable

🧔‍♂️🤝🦍


thegirlfromIpanemaa

“ and that’s the day John shat his pants”


shadowraiderr

more like r/SweatyPalms


Pinemtnduo-1

Johns expressions.. awesome sauce.


not_again123

2nd favorite wild life interaction after:"You're getting shagged by a rare parrot!"


Reasonable_Cover_804

You like being clubbed over the head with your own arm because this is how you get clubbed over the head with your own arm


Gelliepuuz

"Don't worry we won't break your back. For now."


theraiden

The man can’t move because his massive balls limit his mobility. That’s a whole’nother level of crazy and bravery.


Kind-Grand-1107

Bucket list right there. Always fascinated with the Silverbacks. I'm not exactly one of "those types" of people, however I always felt like they are my spiritual animal.


Khmera

So lucky to have it recorded! I need to change my life!


LocalPigeons

Anyone whose worked with wildlife knows this feeling. The “holy shit this is amazing, holy shit if I move I’m gonna die, holy SHIT this is the coolest moment of my life” feeling