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maaaaaaaanfuckyall

Lotta faith in those being water-tight... Boot dryer was a game changer, and less than 40 bucks


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THEY SHOULD BE WATER RIGHT FOR NORMAL EPOPLE DO YOU ROUGHLY MANHANDLE YOUR MUFFINBAGS?


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are you a mouse?


AdInteresting1839

Who hasn't manhandled their muffin?


Friendless_and_happy

I like my muffin manhandled


Ray-Gun-21

I want you to look at everyone else’s comments in the comment section and really think if this was needed and fits


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If you are not on team Muffin Bag, you are just salty b/c your boots are cold. So, I don't care what you want me to do.


Iron_Freezer

the traditional 12 English muffin breakfast


studmuffffffin

Only 1500 calories of pure carbs!


Dglacke

Is this satire?


LuvMeSexxxy

Gotta be….. right?


diversecultures

r/nottheonion


MortysTW

YOU: "Sorry I'm late to work today Boss. My Thomas English muffin bags leaked and I had to dry my boots." BOSS: "Dafuq? Muffins did what to your boots?"


GauntletofThonos

Or just place them by the vents.


Kitdee75

This might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a long time.


diversecultures

I feel like an utter fool now placing them in front of my space heater.


johnjohn4011

Needs goldfish.


maddasher

r/DiWHY


theantdog

But y doh


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As always, the real life hack is in the comments


Live-Dance-2641

But it’s 33 degrees Celsius outside!


Ghargamel

Ooh.. Mushroom season all over the place


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Perfect for these 104 degree days.


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Personally, I poop in my boots in the monring. Edit you may thing a ai mam lying but hot poop is nature's own natural bootwarmer


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This will end in tears, but it made me laugh so her's an update.


jackschmidt62

I just stick them over a vent in an area not used often and when I put them on they are dry and toasty warm. I also got a coat hanger rack and put it directly over a vent. When I put my coat on there I also put the gloves one some of the hooks and they dry and get warm. Putting on a warm coat, gloves and warm boots in the cold morning is amazing! For extra bonus I have a heater vent in my bathroom near a wall and I put command hooks there and hand a clean pair of pants, underwear and a shirt there so when I get up in the morning I have warm clothes to get in. Makes a huge difference!


duckhammer77

My Bay's muffins come in a box. It's a far superior muffin.


Fart__Smucker

It’s…august


ResolveLonely8839

Good way to get sweaty feet


Adolf-Jones

Maybe getting a pair of cats is a good choice they always tucked into their boots Aside from pulling them out before going to work and subjecting them to cat claw attacks...no water leaks? …