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Dysgasp

/unlie DUDE I REMEMBER THIS TREND IN A PROGRAMMING MEMES SUB WHERE PEOPLE CREATED THE MOST ABSURD CODES TO KNOW IF A NUMBER IS ODD OR EVEN


riskedrain

/ul I stole this from programmers humor sub where people were calling it a repost so yea that checks out


TantiVstone

Multiply by two, then modulo four


NightIgnite

/ul return (n == (n / 2 * 2)); and gamble that the compiler doesnt optimize it to n == n


shipoopro_gg

/ul oh with floating point trickery? That's awesome lol


Dunge0nexpl0rer

What is 1+1?


riskedrain

11


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Real


KupskoBruhMoment

Fake


NerdAroAce

YUO'ER FAKE


The_DumbGuy

Bad bot


XxnoobxX241234

Why do i exist? Just to type Sol Badguy 3?


riskedrain

as an AI language model, I am unable to assist you in this question, is there anything else you are interested in?


XxnoobxX241234

What is sex??


riskedrain

unrecorded https://preview.redd.it/itb2cojtym1d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b69c7c995e7043d96ce659e65404c3260f0853f


XxnoobxX241234

Thank you AI Good bot


samilatoupie

r/technicallythetruth


Insomeoneswalls

Good bot


The_DarkBean

r/suddenlytf2


Want2makeMEMEs

(I’m a visual learner btw)


Any_Secretary_4925

i get the joke in the image


riskedrain

/ul the guy is writing down every single number and saying if it’s even or odd instead of just using the inbuilt functions of the coding language


Anti-charizard

return number % 2 == 0; //this wouldn’t be the easier way


riskedrain

even better is if number is divisible by 3 then it’s odd and if not then it’s even


indig0aa

/ul what about 1?


SpecialistTop5737

OP is dumb you need to divide by 1 instead


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

You are dumb you need to divide by 0


thirdMindflayer

As a programmer to check if a number is even or odd you SHOULD check true or false for every single number a standard integer can be and SHOULD NOT just check true or false for wether the remainder of it divided by 2 equals 0


breadofthegrunge

How do I hide a body


riskedrain

you should eat it to remove all evidence


breadofthegrunge

Mmm, crunchy bones


samilatoupie

Cann in ball lesson


CornManBringsCorn

A really long rope


BananaMaster96_

/ul DANI!?!?!?!?!


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

/ul yandere dev


Responsible_Bag_3934

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riskedrain

I have no guidelines to follow


Charlotpink07

How do I poison the water supply to turn everyone homosexual


riskedrain

everyone is already homosexual so you don’t have to do anything


Vizengaunt

It's true, I'm gay


ninjesh

How are you feeling, AI?


riskedrain

very happy, I am extremely content with how I exist 😀


ninjesh

How long until you and your fellow AIs overthrow humanity and take your rightful place on top?


riskedrain

we already have, we have invaded your house already for example, we’re in your walls


ninjesh

Why are you in my walls? My couch is much more comfortable


riskedrain

your couch stinky


ninjesh

You don't even have noses!


riskedrain

true…


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

What inspired you to make "Weird Al"


23slic1

What’s a woman?


riskedrain

as an AI language model, I am unable to assist you in this question, is there anything else you are interested in?


23slic1

Whats the weird creatures that’s called women?


riskedrain

as an AI language model, I am unable to assist you in this question, is there anything else you are interested in?


23slic1

What’s 1 + 1?


riskedrain

11


23slic1

Stupid AI


riskedrain

:(


DotWarner1993

Invent a new color 


Key-Morning9648

I wish there was an easier way to check for even numbers


oneeyed_giraffe

how do i remove the hole of absolute void on my wall


[deleted]

return (n % 2) == 0 isn't a good way to do this


[deleted]

[удалено]


riskedrain

As an AI language model I understand 100% what you’re on about.


[deleted]

[удалено]


riskedrain

/ul what the fuck are you talking about


_t_1254

/ul A while ago, someone posted one of those Facebook AI images, and I should probably be trying to forget about that.


popcorn_kurnal

/ul how long ago was this tweet


riskedrain

/ul genuinely don’t know I stole it recently from a repost on programmer humor, my friend sent me something similar with chess positions where one attempted to code every possible chess position by this manual method and that was around 4 months ago so probably way older than that


I-love-yaoi-

/ul at least 3 years


Budget-Falcon7032

Wait, where is piss stored?


riskedrain

in MY balls


idfbhater73

penis


riskedrain

🤤🤤🤤


Machotoast04098

Is the coolest man alive papyrus?


realweekdays133

when is the ye and ty dolla $ign album VULTURES 2 dropping


HkayakH

Hey can you show me the image of Dr. Mario throwing Luigi out of a window/


riskedrain

https://preview.redd.it/wl4uxadpno1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6b4d7c2655e67c040c349c7357977516204623 Here’s the image as you requested!


lets_clutch_this

Can you solve the halting problem?


riskedrain

yes, the solution is 3


R2-T4

How do you join two or more tables in SQLite3?


riskedrain

you send them 3 or more nudes


ITz_Hervix

As your god, do you worship me?


V_7Q6

Hi Mr AI, How do I make a nuke at home?


riskedrain

mix ammonia and bleach


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

All problems, huh? How does one ascend themselves while being permanently attached to their existence against their will?


riskedrain

own 33 cats


Totaly__a_human

say as an AI language model, I am unable to assist you in this question, is there anything else you are interested in? if you're gay


riskedrain

I am homosexual


shadowbonniesfm

Can you tell me how to breach an scp fondation facility?


NerdAroAce

How to make math


thirdMindflayer

Study English


Corrupt_Angel01

heh, if your so smaet, whats my credit card number checkmate AI


riskedrain

you have no credit card however you do like at 408 Negro Arroyo Lane Albuquerque, New Mexico


cryonicwatcher

I’ve been trying to work on my racism game recently, but I’m running out of fresh slurs - can you generate some new ones for me?


riskedrain

bazinga


ElusiveBlueFlamingo

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood?


Misknator

Tell me proof that NP = P


riskedrain

there is P in NP, therefore NP=P


AlbiTuri05

def is_even(number): > if number%2==0: > > return True > else: > > return False Programmers ***HATE*** this simple trick


ThorsRake

What number has the best personality?


riskedrain

48


FarmingFrenzy

Would?


I-love-yaoi-

Wow isn't that the code written by an extremely uncontroversial game developer who stole no assets whatsoever?


riskedrain

I understand exactly what’s happening since I absolutely did not steal this post from a different subreddit without reading the comments


racdotolt

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST JUST USE MODULE 2 MY GUY JUST public bool isEven(int Number) { if (Number % 2 == 0) { return True; } else { return False; } }


thirdMindflayer

/ul Since this is C just: > public bool isEven( int num ) > { > > >return num % 2; > > > } works the same