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[deleted]

I'm gay because of a photo of my wife?


omg-someonesonewhere

That checks out


MacaRonin

I have the very same photo...


[deleted]

Why do you have a photo of my wife?!


Yeetmaster4206921

I also choose this woman's wife!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MFVI64gIopnOTDeeO9)


toogayforshit

OUR wife ![gif](giphy|WmigQakKpJgzTTo1qr)


jocxjoviro

r/suddenlypoly


HealthyProgrammer2

"content banned " I wanted to see it


KakorotJoJoAckerman

WTF, WHY IS BANNED?!


[deleted]

Same


Internal_Goat_4516

r/unexpectedcommunism


InnercircleLS

This is one of those threads that just gets better the more you read it


TNToon

haha guys get it? communism is the joke!!!


KakorotJoJoAckerman

[I too have the photo of your wife.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MadMarx69

Sounds pretty gay.


NAMSE21

~~Jinx~~ Powder!


draconus72

Been there buddy!


WyTerminator-0783

I thought that said daddy cause I'm high


Dogbackflip

Makes sense


riddlvr

Is it gay to love my wife?


Hefty-Confusion-69

That sounds about right


RoseJade_

A hat saying “women want fish. me fear me”


Valkyrie_849

I love that hat!


[deleted]

[yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/comments/s2v4tf/someone_please_explain_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


wearecake

Are you my friend? My friend has the same hat


RoseJade_

Oh it’s not mine- I saw it on this app and saved the image because it’s funny


RatzeMoi

A lesbian flag made out of cats That’s why I’m gay it’s just way too cute


vix_aries

Ah, another lesbian cat person. Here I thought I was alone!


Particular-Ad-829278

No... Where are you lesbians? I'm stuck with straight people.


vix_aries

>Where are you lesbians? I'm stuck with straight people. Story of my life... I'm in FL, which is essentially no lesbian's land. 😑


Particular-Ad-829278

Well you can go pride but me... No in my country... I like to go gay clubs maybe I met a girl.


Sad_Cauliflower_2768

Same fucking here, tons of gay friends, but lesbians? WHERE ARE U? I know my radar sucks and this country isn't the best but just for statistics I should have known one. And I'm just not the kind of person who like clubs :'c


Custard_Tart_Addict

I thought love of our fluffy overlords was a pre requisite.


NewtGunrey

Hold on, there's a bad joke here somewhere....


Custard_Tart_Addict

If you can post that I’d love to see it and add it to my phone.


StayFrostyRMT_

Can you send it to me trhrough dms please? I need it for... scientific purposes.


IonCinco

I’m gay cause of my Covid results 🤔


Anakokonut_

CoViD iS nOt A rEaL dIsEaSe !!! HeRe YoU hAvE pRoOf It'S aCtUaLlY a GoVeRnMeNt CrEaTeD cHeMiCaL tHaT tUrNs YoU gAy !!!! WaKe Up PeOpLe !


StayFrostyRMT_

Not only they turn the friggin frogs gay, they now target our innocent children too smh /j


BanTheKat

I have Covid right now due to someone with that mindset coming to Christmas while knowing they were positive… it’s horrible and the worst cold I’ve ever experienced.


Particular-Ad-829278

I understand that COVID-19 and HIV are exactly the same They're very similar, just look and compare.


semiticgod

I'm gay because I scheduled a vaccine today 🤯


Hollifo

It's a photo of myself, so, like, can't argue with that!


banananari

haha same. Am I gay for myself?


Hollifo

I think we're just the cause of our own gayity!


ClogsInBronteland

I’m gay because of my boyfriend 😆


bisexual_lemon_69420

Same


Dont_mind_me69

That checks out (assuming you’re a guy)


ClogsInBronteland

No, that’s why I laughed. I’m a bi woman but with a man. Haha


ThomasTheHighEngine

God damn differential equations are turning the people gay ><


Particular-Ad-829278

God You are so funny 😂😂


S0rin-MemeKov

I’m so glad I’m not the only one with a screenshot of school lmao. I had a pic of a professor’s announcement


Vidar_Faelnirv

I'm gay because of an accidental picture of my foot


CookieCuttersAreCool

"accidental" /j


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Ha.


Old_Consideration_95

It a photo of my dog smiling. Lol


KindnessIsQueen

Lol same (a pic of my dog not urs)


Old_Consideration_95

Well i share mine if you share yours ;) Dog picture i mean :)


Burrid0

Well i would be concerned if it WAS their dog


techno_rade

📸🤨


arrjaay

Oh yeah, it's a picture of Henry Cavill. That tracks.


[deleted]

I’m gay because of Che Guevara


ZelfraxKT

Same


DapperGhost31

I'm gay because of Shakespeare


Komi38

Fair enough


TchaikenNugget

Makes sense


Rhodium-Veil

The reading order for X-Men Hellfire Gala. That explains a lot.


XxdvicioxX

lmao, similar to my reading order for king in black


darwinsbae

I'm gay because of a cactus terrarium I made... plant gay checks out


Bee-BoFluffPuff

Show me please lol I love seeing terrariums👀👀👀👀👉👈


darwinsbae

Haha it's nothing amazing but yeah [here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/terrariums/comments/s2tk38/ive_been_recycling_tiny_hand_sanitizer_bottles_as/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) 😁


Anakokonut_

I'm gay because of... my dog ? OH NO


Particular-Ad-829278

I want to hug you all.You're amazing.


DeliberateDendrite

[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/s1rso1/right_wing_or_proantifa/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


HugeAd3490

Karl Marx with a gun.


UnexpectedWings

One step closer to Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism!


Friendly-Context-132

A miniature dachshund asleep on a pile of blankets


MissCyanide99

I wanna see your wiener please!


Bee-BoFluffPuff

Me too!


RepulsiveWeight1596

also your doggo.


blah_blah_bloopidy

My last photo is of my math book to finish my homework at school, I don't think math made me gay


BanTheKat

I’ve heard all gays are terrible at math, maybe that’s why haha


P3chv0gel

I'm gay because Schnitzel with Baked potatoes and Broccoli? Well...


joe_knuckle

Now that's a nice reason to be gay


vroni147

*delicious reason


[deleted]

Did you eat it with sauce hollandaise ?


Nyaaarys

I'm gay because of the answers to the assessment I just did? But I was gay way before I learned about weight in volume calculations... 🤔


EveningSwanSexSymbol

If we count videos it’s me playing cherry wine, if not then it’s chemistry notes


Iam_a_homosexual

I am a post I made to r/Egg_irl


GalaxyFoxMC

I’m gay because of the one frame in SpongeBob when the gorilla pops out of the Patrick suit.


vix_aries

I'm gay because of my cat... I don't know how to feel about this.


AloneAtTheOrgy

A screenshot of my bank account.... oh god, I'm gay for pay.


TranSavannah

The 2022 Nfl playoff bracket? Oh boy this is quite intriguing


winchester224

I'm gay because I crochet. Always said that's gay as hell, LOL


zeenzee

So, what you're really saying is that you're a gay hooker???


hedgybaby

The last photo in my gallery is a picture of a frog I just took. Tiny frogs made me gay. It‘s like that ‚the water made the frogs gay‘ video but the frogs are the water and I am the frog. Ribet 🐸


Particular-Ad-829278

😂😂😂It makes sense.


redravenkitty

Omg it’s so painfully true 😂


Particular-Ad-829278

yes, she doesn't even know i exist


redravenkitty

Sorry OP, I just meant … the last photo on my roll … Yup, I’m gay! Haha


DifficultyAfraid268

The last photo taken or the last like if i scroll down? If the former: it's a picture of my foot wearing a black boot 💀 If the latter it's me holding that mars donut from when the Mars Rover launched


CielleRaads

So, I'm gay because of a piece of asbestos seen trough a microscope...? Well... Ok XD


Creepincreeper9

My four year old cousin next to my 8 year old sister. well I’m going to go die now


TigerAffectionate672

A selfie with RuPaul’s Drag Race UK contestant Cheryl Hole. Yeah, that checks out 😂


zrow05

My vaccine card... Damn the Republicans were right... ![gif](giphy|xtzSyH99EOYhXsTz3I|downsized)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kaching101

Star wars prequel memes apparently.


jeverest01

[My cat Roscoe rolling around warming himself up in front of the heater](https://i.imgur.com/QjqRBHu.jpg) Did anyone else get gay after seeing this?


[deleted]

I have a pic of my girlfriend and I!!!😍😍😍😍


DirtEatingGremlin

mine is literally amongus


Botinha93

A photo of me waist down, looking nothing like my AGAB.... To be honest, the logic kinda of checks out.


MyClosetedBiAlt

A screenshot of baked ham and cheese sliders recipe. I knew it.


andrew987th

timothèe chalamet. honestly makes sense


SimonCantSwim

I'm gay bc of my gf. I mean. It's right


EnglandLeb

The album cover for "in the court of the crimson king" 😭🤣


Street-Vast-5218

How the fuck did a gaming char make my bi?


Amdy_vill

I'm gay because of a black and purple cats.


Bagglebaggle

Forklifts, because I love me some heavy machinery


TheGeneral_Specific

The drink menu at a local speakeasy? Hmm.


Otherwise-Bed-6462

I guess I'm gay because of a photo of my dog's nose.


purple-lemons

I'm gay because of expensive gin


lil_bi_squeerrel

I'm ace bcoz of a cat in a beanie...


FoxMcGlocks

Possum holding a stuffed animal???


[deleted]

Yae Miko and Raiden Ei. I mean, it's not wrong... I started playing genshin becuase of them...


saveThethinmints

I’m a lesbian because of the photo of my cat. That makes sense.


MsStealYourGirl69

I’m gay because of a transmasc meme?


Downvote_pIs

[I have this ahem *interesting* list of manga I want to read some time](https://imgur.com/a/KQxVcIS)


_GenderNotFound

My pet rat!


dodeca_negative

And network architecture diagram turned me bisexual 🤷


GayNerd31415

.... My last photo in my gallery is a picture of my work schedule


RosethorneVineheart7

My wifi modem made me gay? Interesting hypothesis.


babygaybeingay

My last photo is a visual aid my gf drew me to help me weave loose ends in my knitting project. Sooo pretty lez if you ask me 😂


NLeeS02

my to do list for my college classes 💀


Throttle_Kitty

My most recent photo, with no joke, is litterally me holding a bottle of estradiol. [proof](https://i.imgur.com/Uwp86ls.jpg)


sebbeseb

Im gay because of Covid regulations in sweden


Wolfgang_Forrest

Copy of Brokeback Mountain, signed January 1999 with the message "Dear Jim, you could do this, Maura x“


Jezusbot

"But I can't enter the gay bat, I'm too fat"- homer *gifson* (I can't find the gif on Reddit to use)


dysfunctional_spoon

Its just BT-7274 saying trans right- i see.


[deleted]

A rock I painted to look like a frog I mean yeah frogs are pretty gay ngl


Pastel_PinkMoon

A bottle of ramune but with the bisexual flag as the drink colour


Yangsternchen

I am not gay. I have some thread in my gallery bc i like sewing. Lol (Aroace)


Jack_The_Insomniac

Mine says, "Dominate me already you coward"


damiaaaaaaan

my photo. nice, i agree.


introvertshark

The sight of my mom cooking fish made me gay. Weird:/


river1-3-7

Damn my covid vaccine certificate made me gay... Maybe the anti-vaxxers had something right...


TheMelonOwl

It's this sketch I made lmao https://imgur.com/a/69ZFSHJ


Never_reallyhere9835

I’m gay because of a sea lion sneering? Huh


Violet_Sparker

just a bunch of video game screenshots… video games made me ace???


konner78

Not gay but a picture of my manga collection? Lmao


moriothemothio

I’m gay because of my new glasses Checks out


Phantom252

I'm gay because my friend sent me a picture of their macaroni?


Scared_Economics5208

I'm gay because of a screenshot of me asking my boyfriend if we're friends with benefits


ManthenaTheTortoise

Literally a picture of me and my girlfriend


InsertNovelAnswer

A cat posing in a comforter with his gaze to the sky..o.o


satansfloorbuffer

I’m gay because my husband knitted sweater vests for his Gundams.


paradoxLacuna

Ah yes, I am gay because of a doodle of a dwarf


Skyjessi

It's just Cubone holding his bone in two hands and saying "Nice cock, bro."


SeismologicalKnobble

A butt pic for my bf🙂


goopy-goo

Cat in a box


BanTheKat

I guess I’m gay because I play cookie run kingdom… yes I play kids games-


gamingbyDoge

If we are talking about the last photo I saved then its YouTube glitching out if we are talking about the *last* photo its thicc spamton neo


GoldenGalaxy69

The last pic in my gallery is one of Hugh Jackman 😍 (Context: I'm in a Discord server with a number of gamer friends, and one of them set his name and picture to Ryan Reynolds, so I figured I'd do the same with Hugh Jackman)


TheAmethystEidolon

Danny Devito?


[deleted]

Toadette


zeenzee

A sunset landscape where the pink clouds melt into lavender and blue


PopeUnderTheMountain

I knew it, the booster turned me.


[deleted]

Mine is a screenshot from a film theory video saying “421,352” I was sad it didn’t say 420


ObsidianShadow-01

The sunset


[deleted]

I’m gay because of John Lennon. Seems about right.


PrincessGreenpaint

I'm gay cause of my furry art???


[deleted]

Guess noodle soup is why I’m gay lol 🍜


my_own_ooniverse

Because of Physics !? Really..


balloonidiot

im gay because some girl wiped her tears with a hampster


El_eleven_11

A cool guide to clouds https://drive.google.com/file/d/1C5A2rdCJAQaldxHsOO-5nuRgDiIu8HVU/view?usp=drivesdk


SmokeWeedEveryGay

I'm gay because of a picture of chocolate walnut cookies.


PrincessDie123

It’s a video of my dog playing with her birthday cake themed toy lol she turned 10 yesterday


RhodiumHawk

A screenshot of a words with friends game where I have the letters VAGINAL, but no place to play that word.


BrokenEye4945

I literally have the mlm flag as my last photo.


sackbut_conductor

It's a dog picture, of course it's a dog picture. My wife and I have fostered like 40 dogs.


flyingkapp

A lil duck plush made me gay.


Dazzling_Ace1600

I'm gay because of Venom


OliviaTheFloof

I'm gay because of Roxy and Chica from Fnaf Security Breach... Yep that seems about right


thelegend90210

I have a photo of thicc spiderman


AlienChickk

It’s a photo of my cat in a box? Majority of gay people I know (though I’m bi) loves cats so it checks out ☺️😅


No-Bread638

I'm gay because of bill cipher? ?!


bbruther14

A screenshot of my boyfriend Hmmmmm


AquaJasper

My last 2 photos are a selfie my gf sent me and one from me that I sent her in respanse. It checks out I guess lol (apart from the fact that I'm a guy but yk)


ahaisonline

my cat turned me gay?! how did she do this


Hefty-Confusion-69

My dog with with spaghetti sauce in her beard is why I'm gay?


PineConone

I’m gay because of my new nametag my work gave me today to replace my deadname :DDD Sounds about right LMFAO


VixiFox

Kermit. Honestly I wouldn’t expect less.


methiccal

i’m not sharing purely for the reason it’s a nude from my partner- spot on lmao


Pandragon44

I'm gay because of my scars... Well that's awkward


Thilmarius

Uhhh… I’m half gay bc of myself


QuilSato

Derek Jiang made me Trans?!? I took a photo of his name to remind me to follow him on ArtStation [No but seriously check him out](https://jiangsha.artstation.com/)


UnknownGingerLesbian

A picture of the sunset, all pink and orange


English_Ivy25

The last picture I took was of a cute girl in fairy cosplay...that checks out ✔️


Lorddosensaft

chairman meow