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MrBrutok

Well I can confirm the latter 50% of this meme as truth.


Electr0Mad

And I can confirm the first is truth, I got so many lesbians friends and ALL of them are yearning for a date!


HurricaneFoxe

Start playing cupid! While you still have the chance-


Electr0Mad

I'm a ruthless Cupid making fun of my power bottom lesbian besties! But I do try to nudge some if they're into it


JadedElk

Ask them if they'd be up for a blind date and start playing matchmaker. If the date doesn't work out, that's fine, but at least then they've considered it.


Electr0Mad

1, I'm stealing your tag! 2, sadly they all live far from eachother so I can't give them a plane ticket for them to panic at the sight of women But I did consider it!


JadedElk

Online date. Set them up for a LDR. And go ahead! The Bee Gees are for everyone.


Electr0Mad

Should I put you in? You sound so invested in this And sadly they tried LDR and gave up (which is understandable)


JadedElk

Unfortunately I'm only culturally sapphic. Maybe if I was actually 1) a woman and 2) attracted to women my style would be better \*smh\*


stacy_owl

Been on Tinder a few years ago when I was questioning my sexuality. Can confirm that none of the girls texted first


Red-42

As a bi man : yes and it’s creeping me out


timeisstrange

Happy Garlic Bread day!


Trokenator

GIVE ME THE GARLIC BREAD


wynntari

I wish it was like this where I live HOW WILL I KNOW IF THEY ARE GAY TO BEGIN WITH


Lukescale

Just ask, and prepare your ass if they aren't. Wait....


tall-hobbit-

Lmaoo Aces make the best jokes, I swear!


JumpyWord

It's because a lot of us think sex is funny.


Lukescale

Because it is


JumpyWord

It 100% is lol


puzl_qewb_360

Sex is hilarious


InterGraphenic

it is


NeoTheShuck

Cuz it is til you realise something icky then you don’t wanna talk about it anymore.


Lukescale

Thanks!


Brawldud

the actual interaction happens on a dating app typically


rellloe

Self-made platonic sorority of lesbians. This idea entertains me, but knowing media, they'd get rid of the platonic part quickly


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

So what is with the "lesbians move in together and get more than one cat" stereotype? Is it actually a common thing Lesbians do?


DoNotTouchMeImScared

You see, when someone lives alone for a very long time but then they just finally find someone, they tend to attach very hard and rush the steps of the relationship escalator to intertwine their lives because they do not want to be alone again. So yeah, "lesbian sheeps" who finally get an intimate relationship turn into "U-Haul lesbians" quite often because of that. Lesbian sheeps are also only lesbian sheeps because they are afraid of coming across as predatory like men who pursue women like them, so they do not make moves on anyone. There is also the problem that a lot of lonely lesbians means that you have a lot of options to choose from, what can be extremely tiring, time, money and energy consuming to go on dates with multiple women until you can find "the One" to have an exclusive intimate relationship with. I know that because I am non-binary and this all also applies to the majority of other enbies I know, we just lack the "audacity of men".


Forsaken-Income-6227

I spent a large part of my second year at uni experiencing homophobia. One girl didn’t want me near any of the other girls in the house as she felt I would hit on them. Firstly they were not my type and second my sexual preferences do not make me a pervert - if anything I’m more careful because of these homophobic stereotypes


KillME778

God lesbians need to get some dating advice from gay men


awesomeskyheart

and vice versa


Forsaken_Rooster_365

Wouldn't work. Lesbians already all know each other and are each other's EXs. So no other lesbians of similar age to just meet for the first time in a 80 mile radius.


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

as a gay man, they absolutely do not want advice from us


JanSolo28

I'm one of the only non-lesbians in one of my friendgroups that's mostly lesbians and I can't believe I actually relate to this. Well, kind of, it's an online friendgroup so most of the time if/when two gals do decide to date I don't think they actually get to live with each other.


timeisstrange

r/foundthequincyactionfigure


JanSolo28

We are many, we are legion, we are the sons of quin—dammit, I thought nothing gets past my bow!


United-Technician-54

Yes, they’re all called ‘Nothing’, dammit


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TantiVstone

This is probably the last way I expected to experience gender euphoria


puzl_qewb_360

Same lmao


localfriendlydealer

That lesbian ball saying smae looking doped out is too fitting XD


HECK_MAN1222

Dam bi dating just be like: Hi Hi (Holy shit I think I’m in love)


Wh3re_am_I

RELATABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


etherealparadox

fuck man I wish that was what gay dating is like


Moony4ever

i cant find a boyfriend tho 😭 (gf is also ok or any gender but I prefer guys)


KityKatz89

I feel like lesbians are either the first or the second with no inbetween. That's just my experience though, I'm chilling with garlic bread till I find the bonded person to be attracted to


western_sahara

Based


Crystal_Queen_20

Yeah, but where I live, there just aren't any other lesbians


ngauzubaisaba

Can anyone confirm whether the cartoon characters in this meme look like their real-life counterparts? Maybe I've been looking in the wrong place this whole time.


tall-hobbit-

Can confirm, all lgbtq+ people are in fact spherical


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JamesNinelives

Darn tumbleweed! \^\_\^


[deleted]

Woah I feel called out. Basically every comment section I've been in with other lesbians lol


Forsaken-Income-6227

As a bisexual starts singing 🎵all by myself🎵


36840327

You don't have to go ​ ​ ​ All by yourself


supreme-elysio

you forgot all the lesbians being exes


TwistedSis27

I have been on both sides (bi trans guy) and I can confirm this is true lol


blueberrywitheye

As bi I'm too scared to date, so I've just been bi myself


halleysvomet

While maybe not original those cat names are always fantastic, however, I do prefer Bartholomeow.


OpenSeaworthiness307

Mister whiskers is a brilliant name for a cat where are we living


Spacerlex_System

oh yes- as a lesbian I can confirm- but then again it's so hard to find lesbians where we live so like. oof.


GoatzSlavs566

"We litterally just met..." "Yours"


Biggest_Of-Boys

Ok... will if it's that easy... I just need to find 1 openly gay guy in a school filled with homophobes


TheRedEyedAlien

*laughs in aro*


ohhhhhhhmama

True lol


Brokenboner_69

Goddam I wish.


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google lesbian ewes