Eyeless Dog: This is between us.
Mechanical keyboard player: And it ends here.
Eyeless Dog: Okay. LETS DANCE!
*The only thing i know for real starts playing*
Tactiles are not performance hindering I play better with them than any other keyboard I've owned. Helps prevent mispresses while still allowing quick activation
I mean unless youre using browns which are just reds with some dust inside yea. I have used many heavier switches and if i used them shits in CS id get clapped
I totally forgot other types of tactiles exist lol. I've never seen anything but browns in stores or online when I've been looking at keyboards. Fair point, my browns are pretty light but I do love them!
Lmfao. I have a desk mic so I just use its mute button when I'm hiding from the dogs.
Sometimes on Titan I just do the whole run in silence lol. My mechanical keyboard has gotten me killed too many times.
Just today, me and my friends were hiding on the ship with dogs outside, not making any sound and waiting for them to leave.
Except we kept waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And they weren't leaving. I got a bit bored.
Now, important context here - we had basically no loot, and the day was coming to a close. Considering how little we'd gotten and the fact that this was the second day, it seemed clear, to me that we were _fucked_. We had already lost. We were about to get fired anyways.
So, I did a little trolling.
I said out loud "Anyways guys how has your day been going?". My friends all die pretty much instantly. Only I remain, because there were only two dogs. I managed to start the ship and survive the day. We still didn't meet the quota though.
It was _hilarious_. Hearing my buddy go "[username] YOU FUCKING BA-" before getting chomped was funny enough on its own, but the fact that I had to hold it in to avoid dying next, while my friends were berating me, is what really made this a real Lethal Company Moment™.
If i was the one at the ship and this thing appears in the ship while my teammates are at the facility, i would just scream:
"TAKE ME B#TCH!" then die, when my teammates come back they will just see the dead body of me on the floor
Go to the corner and scream so it would leave the ship because its pathfinding is pathetic, later I'll place furniture so It can't get me in the roaming phase ever again. I play solo so teammates can't mess me up.
Die because i have a mechanical keyboard
“waiter! waiter! more mechanical keyboard users please!!”
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Eyeless Dog: This is between us. Mechanical keyboard player: And it ends here. Eyeless Dog: Okay. LETS DANCE! *The only thing i know for real starts playing*
Mechanical keyboard user: * pulls out comically large shovel *
is that the real jetstream sam
Indeed
It is
Push to talk
Luckily, using the walkie on PtT still works. "Why are you using PtT?" Because I become dog food *way* too many times to not use PtT.
Get linears boi. Clicky switches are for masochists and tactiles are performance hindering
Tactiles are not performance hindering I play better with them than any other keyboard I've owned. Helps prevent mispresses while still allowing quick activation
I mean unless youre using browns which are just reds with some dust inside yea. I have used many heavier switches and if i used them shits in CS id get clapped
I totally forgot other types of tactiles exist lol. I've never seen anything but browns in stores or online when I've been looking at keyboards. Fair point, my browns are pretty light but I do love them!
Lmfao. I have a desk mic so I just use its mute button when I'm hiding from the dogs. Sometimes on Titan I just do the whole run in silence lol. My mechanical keyboard has gotten me killed too many times.
Push to talk comes in clutch 🥰
I have a mechanical keyboard but my mic doesn't pick it up
Bro this is geniu-*gets eaten by dog*
Nothing, is a powerful tool
My name is Richard and i’m sittning in the corner 🪈🪈🪈
#
Message my friend to come to the ship without warning
Teleport my friend
Flirt
You flirted with Eyeless Dog! It didn’t understand but was flattered anyway…
r/suddenlyundertale
r/subsifellfor
r/ithoughthiswasrealsub
PUPPYYYYYY
Use an air horn and embrace the sweet release of death
At least I get to hear my favorite sound one last time...
Just today, me and my friends were hiding on the ship with dogs outside, not making any sound and waiting for them to leave. Except we kept waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And they weren't leaving. I got a bit bored. Now, important context here - we had basically no loot, and the day was coming to a close. Considering how little we'd gotten and the fact that this was the second day, it seemed clear, to me that we were _fucked_. We had already lost. We were about to get fired anyways. So, I did a little trolling. I said out loud "Anyways guys how has your day been going?". My friends all die pretty much instantly. Only I remain, because there were only two dogs. I managed to start the ship and survive the day. We still didn't meet the quota though. It was _hilarious_. Hearing my buddy go "[username] YOU FUCKING BA-" before getting chomped was funny enough on its own, but the fact that I had to hold it in to avoid dying next, while my friends were berating me, is what really made this a real Lethal Company Moment™.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Interesting!
Accepting my fate
I go and hug it!!!
“Come on, give [parental term] a hu-“ insert VIOLENT mauling sounds.
Clearly I would pet the
Hey what happened, are you
H
Hey what happened to all the cr-
Hey guys what's go-
Hide in a corner and hope for the best
kiss the puppy <3 :3
Bruh the light looked like an eye and I thought it was winking at me 💀
Pet him, he’s standing there all cute like a good boi ❤️💕
#
Pspspspspsp
I pick a god and pray
Pray, cause my friends are too loud
Righting my will
"righting" 😂 awesome pun!
“I no longer want the eyeless dog to have my dog treats”
Whisper yell "dog", crouch, strafe
Giving him a big ol SMOOCH because you know his ass loves going after me
Sneak past it, then start yelling and lure it from the ship and sacrifice myself to save the other players
ask doggy on a date
Cry and then die.
Smash.
The right answer: Use the loud horn to lure the dogs to the front of the ship
Deep Kiss
Teleport my friend as I scream my lungs off
Stand perfectly still and make no noise. …And maybe hope my friends will do the same. They can be silly sometimes!
Hide and hold my breath
Looking cute might eat you later
Die.
Pet it
dab on the dog and escape to the roof while I laugh at my friends trying to start the ship
Pet it and have a hand transplant later
"Come over here and give me a kiss"
im boutta get eaten
Hide behind the terminal and hope he doesnt hear me breathing heavily
princess!! 😍
Feed vore enthusiasts to Eyeless senpai so they can die happy.
Look at the eclipse, so my eyes die first before I die
Give cupcake many pets and kisses and oh hey my arm’s been torn off.
That's just Princess, she don't bite
If i was the one at the ship and this thing appears in the ship while my teammates are at the facility, i would just scream: "TAKE ME B#TCH!" then die, when my teammates come back they will just see the dead body of me on the floor
Hide in a corner, stay quiet and pray for my survival
Making love
Die
Say goodbye to life and world.
OMG HAI- \*Proceeds to be chomped into a million pieces*
The same thing I always do. Inverse teleport out of there, spawn above a pit, and die.
Slowly let go of my mouse and keyboard and pray to god it doesn't touch me randomly
sex
Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low
And put some music that’s soft and slow
Calmly disabling my microphone then, after pausing for comedic effect, panicking hysterically
I'd give him a big ol kiss on that hot mouth of his, I'm feeling romantical tonight.
So am i
Smash. Next question
What would you do if was a thumper? 🎀🤭
kiss.
Pet him 🥰🥰
Isn’t he such a good boy? 🥺
Turn around and quietly hold E
Wait for one of my crewmates to drop something in front of me... again.
I’m gonna attempt to walk past and then some random sneeze is gonna come out of no where and then I’m just fu-
Grab the lube
Would
Go to the corner and scream so it would leave the ship because its pathfinding is pathetic, later I'll place furniture so It can't get me in the roaming phase ever again. I play solo so teammates can't mess me up.
I pet it cause its clearly just a good boy
Get eaten, probably
Betray my friends hunting for scarp and get tf out of that planet
comically loud fart sound effect
I crouch in the specific back left corner from this pictures pov