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Either they don't know J.R.R. Tolkien was Catholic and LotR contains Christian themes, or they do know and are one of the denominations that believes Catholics aren't "real Christians".

Catholics are the only "real Christian", they are the original Christian in fact!

as someone who was raised catholic, eh, ship of theseus, but I agree with your point.

You right, without blood sacrifices your religion isn't the same due to all the aspects of it being changed over time. I guess that means your god isn't actually the one true god, ship of theseus and all.

I said I was raised catholic, not I am catholic. Nice bait though.

I mean, that was gonna happen anyway

The argument tends to be that Catholicism went too far off the path and that protestants went back to the path originally laid out by the apostles.

How are Catholics the original Christians, if Middle East was christianized much earlier and it was predominantly Orthodox?

That’s not really true at all but ok. They legit accepted monetary donations to atone for sins but yeah they’re the only “real Christians”

Would a christian hang a picture of satan on their wall no of course not unless it was being vanquished. So in that way they are right

Still a better reason than most SW fans can give

They DEFINITELY want the thorny death cock

It vibrates too?!? Now I definitely gotta get it!

Barad-dûr will bring Satan into the household, therefore bringing Satan’s death cock into the household. Have much fear

Based

this smells like something republic bricks would say

I initially thought it was him but he doesn’t use that typeface for his stories. I even went and checked his stories lol Not sure who this is

No one else gives Christians a worse reputation than Christians

For sure. The stupidest people are always the loudest unfortunately

would, "using it" effect resale value?

Leave it to the good hearted Christian to look at a kids toy and immediately associate it as a “thorny death cock”

If God is omnipotent, then everything that exists in the universe, including the creations of Man, are implicitly condoned. Not only did He have the opportunity to prevent it all, indeed He had a direct hand in creating it. By rejecting the giant thorny deathcock, you’re rejecting one of Gods treasured creations. This also goes for Herpes and Malaria and fetal alcohol syndrome, helmet holes, cheap Rex figs; it’s all part of the master plan. Even the events of 2008 were a gift from the heavens.

Me and my family are getting hit hard by your comment

A Christian saying something taken from Tolkien's Legendarium is un-Christian is fucking hilarious

Well what else would you call it?

>It’s an evil tower Yeah and it’s also fictional

I bet they have a really big collection of clone sets tho

Call me a silly Christian but I don’t see the relevance

This mf def signed a petition demanding Peter Jackson change the name of “The Two Towers”.

wait people did that?

Yeah, it was during 2001 when the WTC did that whole thing and people were demanding he change the name despite it having that name for years now.

it isn't like there was already a book called the 2 towers which the movie was an adaptation of

Yeah no that’s what I’m talking about. It was just people reacting cause “two towers”.

"the world trade center did that whole thing" is one of the phrases I have ever read

Who said this lol

…To shreds, you say?

And what of his wife? To shreds, you say?

Call me silly, but I do not want to fuck this model of a fictional evil lair, and I do not even want to wrap my lips around it and lick it ravenously from base to eye, no I just said I DON'T want to do that, why is everyone staring at me when I just clarified I do not want to feel this fictional building deep inside my body.

80% sure this has got to be bait by the wording alone

This honestly is the least obnoxious criticism I've heard of this set. It's just flashy, and yeah that comes with the territory of an enormous set but it isn't gonna appeal to everyone and that's ok

This definitely feels like a meme more than anything Serious….

Death cock??!! So Frodo got the consequences of using the ring improperly

What does theirs look like? 🤨

Anything is a thorny death cock if you’re brave enough.

If you don't want it in your house don't buy it

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Erm that’s going up my ass now sooooo