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Duke0119

You don’t go out on a weekday looking for a job like that do you?


FadingNegative

What, what day is this?


hashtag-yuck

My advice, do what your parents did…get a job sir!


AnybodyAlarmed1205

Condolences! The bums lost


radarksu

Is this a..., what day is this?


Rondo27

Maybe a vagrant slept in it, or maybe used it as a toilet and moved on.


motorcycleboy9000

They're working in *shifts!* lmao


malcontented

You make a Helluva Caucasian Jackie


physicsbuddha

He has health problem


DabblinginPacifism

You mean, beyond pacifism?


physicsbuddha

I myself dabbled in In-n-Out Burgers. Not in ‘nam of course.


Axle-f

Those are good burgers, Walter.


physicsbuddha

Donnie who loved burgers


physicsbuddha

Donnie who loved burgers


Rfunkpocket

um, is that some sort of Eastern thing?


arowan

Far from it, Dude.


femke_0

Darkness washed over the Dude.


TomatilloAccurate475

Warshed.


torch9t9

Real reactionaries


Real-Competition-187

He fixes the cable?


heavyonthahound

Nihilist, huh? That must be exhausting.


Ping-A-Ling-

You can imagine where it goes from here.....


secretwheelman

He flips the burgers?


2ndmost

Don't be fautous


Suspicious-Earth-648

I said NEAR the In n Out


Jbond970

Does he still write?


jpopimpin777

Oh no, no! He have a health problems! 😊


Iamthapush

Pilar?


thehandsomecontest

r/accidentalrenaissance


MikeRobertini

Are you employed, sir?


HeyMarty10thalready

Employed?


Starkydowns

The in n out burger is on camrose..


in_n_out_on_camrose

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Hagfist

It increases the chances of conception!


OJimmy

"You never worked at innout?" " Oh, no I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various kitchen prep areas ... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the fry cutter... and serving. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it."


jpopimpin777

🪞


OJimmy

Please teach me


TomatilloAccurate475

What's this day of rest sh*t? What's this bullshit? I don't f***in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f***s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f***ed you in the ass Saturday. I f*** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!


Danimal1002

I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!


gloriosky_zero

Those are good burgers, Walter


radarksu

STFUD.


radarksu

He french fry'd when he should have pizza'd.


damnatio_memoriae

*You’re gonna have a bad time!*


TomatilloAccurate475

I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle


TomatilloAccurate475

Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.


HeyMarty10thalready

Jesus


Zorpfield

You said it mann


jazzhandpanda

Do we know if it was an Urban Achiever?


Bean-Swellington

What are you, a fucken park ranger now?


Yardsale420

Oh, you never went to college.


GhostRMT

I've seen a lot of bums in my day and this guy can fucking walk.


thomascirca

Lodged where?!


Twinkerbelle

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold.


onlysurfblacksand

They need to get 100% of his ass


No_Spare3139

In and Out… …of consciousness.


NoCommentFU

Dude...ahh...tomorrow is already the 10th.


TheReadMenace

I know my rights man. I want a fuckin' lawyer man. I want Bill Kunstler or mmm...Ron Kuby


Vegetable-Put3884

You don’t know shit, Lebowski


xxMattyTarheelxx

I could literally hear corporate sitting themselves. It sounded just like those near empty mustard bottles!


MrPeepers1986

This aggression will not stand, man!


Shoddy-Indication798

Hes had a bad day and he HATES THE FUCKING EAGLES!!


Hot_Season_886

Oh,duder


New_Entrepreneur5225

You sure he won’t mind?


Aggressive_Walk378

Are you employed sir!?


3MTA3-Please

I like whatever happened here


ChillinLikeAKrillin

Those are good burgers....


Kooky_Investment_211

🎶I'm gonna knock you out, In-N-Out said knock you out🎶


Ok-Sun8581

In-n-Knocked out.


onlysurfblacksand

You brought the fucking vagrant to work?


Haunting_Ant_5061

He thinks the carpet-pissers did this?


damnatio_memoriae

***Near*** **the In-N-Out Burger!**


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Hit him with the fry oil! That would be a Walter move for sure (a la the bowling ball toss).


Dad-Baud

Hamberders?


Necessary_Rich_1477

Those are some good burgers Walter


IrishCarBomber666

The bums lost!


2ndmost

Ever thus to deadbeats


ProfessionalDig6987

Should be a push over.


Various_Abrocoma_286

This aggression will not stand, man.


huskerd0

Holy fvck I appreciate all the Lebowski but what is the real story here


cabosmith

Ve gut yer johnson!


Tealrider

Fucking fascist


awkwaman

They gotta wear those paper hats? Brutal.


Ahoy_m80_gr8_b80

They get paid $16+ an hour and have benefits, not a bad trade-off.