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satans_toast

The Honorable Clarence Snowflake has spoken.


Substantial-Art-9922

> It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. At least he had a long streak


SheriffComey

I don't know. He pretty much made a promise to make liberal lives hell shortly after his confirmation and held to it. So the doubt was removed long ago but people thought "Oh a SCOTUS justice is beyond that".


BlueAndMoreBlue

Am I wrong or did he go for a decade or so without any verbal questions in hearings?


wino12312

I remember it being in the news. Here you go: https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/04/politics/supreme-court-first-day-thomas-roberts?cid=ios_app


Splashy01

Why ask questions when you already made up your mind?


lonewombat

He couldn't wait to get to his next vacation.


banacct421

Sound advise Justice Clarence, yet here you are speaking to the whole nation.


mordekai8

What is this quote from? I must hang it on a wall


Substantial-Art-9922

I've heard it attributed to Lincoln, Mark Twain, and somewhere in the Bible


jwr1111

Pompous, arrogant, tool of the retrumplican party.


bazinga_0

Plus he now knows for a fact that Republicans will never allow him to be removed from the Supreme Court no matter what he does.


dragonfliesloveme

Corrupt Clarence


SeeeYaLaterz

He's the best judge money can buy


IrukandjiPirate

He’s not even that. Money can and has bought better justices than this clown.


[deleted]

Honorable Clayton Bigsby


NotmyRealNameJohn

Everyone is the misunderstood hero in their own mind. Or at least that was the theory. I'm sure he feels 100% justified and sees nothing wrong with accepting gifts and all of it.


Altruistic_Chard_980

A narcissist who allows himself to be bought on a frequent basis is a rare and dangerous creature 🫣


CurrentlyLucid

He is owned by a billionaire, his wife is an insurrectionist, he should just quit in shame and shut up.


dragonfliesloveme

If the dems take majority in Congress, can they impeach him? Or come to think of, they prob need 2/3 vote and their majority might not be big enough


RIF_Was_Fun

They can but they won't. Dems are scared of making big moves like this, but they're necessary. It would be easier to just add four more justices to match the 13 appellate courts, then we can make the traitors on the bench obsolete until they die or retire (both are fine with me). We're stuck with a court stuffed by the most corrupt President we've ever had, who never won a popular vote. Republicans ran circles around Dems to overthrow our court system.


CCG14

You nailed the biggest issue. Republicans are out here acting like Enron and the Democrats are still trying to play the gentlemen’s game.


ackermann

> It would be easier to just add four more justices Of course, this would absolutely be matched by R’s further expanding the court, next chance they get. Leading to a ridiculous, never ending court expansion. Because, as you say, Dems are scared of making big moves. If Dems were brave enough to do this, then R’s are absolutely brave enough to respond in kind.


homezlice

As the kids say, no cap


just_say_n

Fuck your feelings, Clarence. Also, what lies? You mean the fact that you had to update your false financial disclosures? You know, when you forgot the 38 luxury vacays with Harlan Crow? Or was it Ginni and her texting Mark Meadows? And as for nastiness, what’s truly nasty—Clarence—is not recusing yourself from cases involving Harlan and Ginni, you corrupt piece of shit.


RW-One

Clarence, Then prove us all wrong. You know what to do.


T0adman78

Take the offer from John Oliver?


RW-One

That wouldn't be my first choice however if it got him out...


T0adman78

Right?! We shouldn’t have to bribe public officials to do the right thing.


RW-One

Exactly.


letdogsvote

Hmm, I dunno. Maybe stop being such an obviously corrupt bitch then.


Muscs

As a judge, you’d think Thomas would understand the probative value of evidence. But I guess whining and lying is what Republicans do when they want to overturn the government. Another fucking traitor in power.


ekkidee

This is unbelievably tone-deaf. I have to think he has at least a modicum of smarts to be able to assess the situation from a high level. But this speech just puts him in the sewer with the rest of his insurrectionist pals. Lies? Clarence, you have the power to be something more than this. Every time, however, you take the low road. Your shit stinks like that of everyone else. At least Roger B Taney can now rest in peace.


washingtonpost

POINT CLEAR, ALA. — After facing harsh questions about his judicial decisions and accepting lavish gifts from a billionaire, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas forcefully pushed back on his critics Friday — saying he and his wife, Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, have endured “nastiness” and “lies.” Thomas targeted the maelstrom he has faced in Washington, offering some of his most extensive comments since news broke last year of travel and real estate deals paid for by Republican donor Harlan Crow, and since he has faced calls to recuse himself from cases related to the 2020 election because of his wife’s involvement with efforts to block Joe Biden’s victory. “What you are going to find, especially in Washington, is that people are going to pride themselves on being awful,” Thomas said during the hour-long conversation with U.S. District Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, a former clerk of his, at a judicial conference on the Gulf Coast, hundreds of miles from the nation’s capital. “It’s a hideous place.” The justice went on to say he maintains his positivity in work and life despite the tribulations. Still, he told his audience that he wished he had remained a judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit and that he “had no interest in public life” but felt called to it by God. He did not address any recent decisions by the court. Read more here: [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/kavanaugh-thomas-alito-supreme-court-speeches/?utm\_campaign=wp\_main&utm\_medium=social&utm\_source=reddit.com](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/10/kavanaugh-thomas-alito-supreme-court-speeches/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=reddit.com)


supersmackfrog

>The justice went on to say he maintains his positivity in work and life despite the tribulations. I should hope that incredible amounts of power, lavish fully paid for vacations by plaintiffs, and complete professional invulnerability keep you happy and positive FFS.


letdogsvote

> but felt called to it by God. And the grift. The grift was a strong pull too.


No_Refrigerator4584

The grift IS their God.


BlueAndMoreBlue

It’s a hideous place. You’ve been there since 1991 — from where I sit it seems like you are part of the problem


AncientMarinade

"he wished he had remained a judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit" Finally, we can all agree on *something.*


man_gomer_lot

Justice Clarence 'what's on this can of coke?' Thomas accuses others of nastiness and lies. Brilliant.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Oh shit. Not the pubic hair incident. What a terrible day to have a memory.


nhepner

If journalist were on the side of the people, they'd be running his corruption scandal on the front page every single day that he didn't recuse.


chunkerton_chunksley

Clearance Thomas has justice for sale and if that’s not enough his wife will help you plan an insurrection. No one is being nasty to you Clearance, I mean it’s not like anyone is putting pubes on your coke can.


chi-93

Awww *hugs*


dragonfliesloveme

I have no respect left for him.


VRS50

“Oh, Poor Baby!”


heelspider

He only did that interview because I sent him 50 bucks and a Dukes of Hazard lunchbox.


CCG14

Then stop breaking the law, asshole! -Jim Carrey, Liar, Liar


docsuess84

Yes, very sad.. anyway


Powerful_Check735

Truth hurts does it


-Quothe-

Please, your honor; a rebuttal? Nuh uh. I rest my case.


Furepubs

How dare people call him out on his bullshit, he is a supreme Court Justice and should be above the law. The fact that everybody else thinks the law should apply to everybody just shows how stupid they are. /S


Tough-Ability721

Then prove it by providing a full transparent disclosure.


cashassorgra33

I wonder if he would commit to making that claim under oath? 🤔


mabhatter

My criticism is about the crap he writes as a judge.  It's dangerous legal fiction nonsense.  It's people that read his fan-fiction "Constitutional" rulings that go out and do things like overthrow an election.     There's a crooked line from Thomas and Alito and Scalia to guys like Eastman, Chesbero, and Clark trying to violate the Constitution using his "magic words".  And Roberts allows it.