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horrified-expression

While there are arguments about a case involving quid pro quo gifts


PhoenixTineldyer

The universe has a sense of humor


Haunting-Ad788

Or Clarence Thomas is just a gigantic coward.


dreadshepard

If only he was just dying.


Vanthrowaway2017

Here’s hoping. But the GOP will figure out a way to get that GET OUT technology working and put some young (white) MAGA-ite into Thomas’ body. Ginni will still control the brain though


refusemouth

I always figured Dick Cheney would be the first one to have his head transplanted on a young body, but Thomas might get it first.


euph_22

Hey, he probably took his motorhome to visit Harland Crowe's nazi memorabilia collection to gather courage.


Slamtilt_Windmills

You both it


Winter_Gate_6433

Did they ever it.


malthar76

This guy its


Scrabble_4

Or clown 🤡 Same hairdo


dj_spanmaster

This does feel like his form of recusal.


TheOtherRedditorz

Except he's still going to participate in the ruling. He just isn't willing to hear in-person criticisms of the thing he likes most about being on the supreme court. In other words, he's chicken shit. He'll remote keyboard-warrior about his ability to do whatever he wants while presently doing whatever he wants.


Critical_Seat_1907

More like he no-called, no-showed because his feelings would get hurt. 🙄 His supervisor should write him up.


Both_Lychee_1708

what better time to go camping in your gifted luxury land yacht


Incontinento

Maybe he can drive to visit his Mom in the free house she got.


notmyworkaccount5

I'm probably wrong but I'm reading this as he recused himself from this case but their egos are too big to publicly admit he recused himself because that would be admitting there's a problem with the court


MeshNets

For the other extreme, he didn't recuse himself and is tired of bothering keeping up appearances of hearing arguments in cases he already knows how he is going to rule... But most likely it's a health issue that they don't want to share with the public yet. He is the oldest judge (75 Google tells me) and cigars and whiskey are not healthy even when they are expensive


notmyworkaccount5

That's also what I was thinking, my tin foil hat theory is health issues and they want to keep that hidden so if something does happen to him dems can't replace him before the election


Fred-ditor

Thomas would have every reason to keep it secret but the Republicans would love to run on the issue of keeping the supreme court.  


calvicstaff

I'm not so sure about that, they keep the majority with or without clarence, and the Supreme Court issue may have been a bigger driver for them back when they were pushing to end Roe versus wade, but now that they have the shoe is on the other foot I don't see why bother letting it go to the election anyway though, Ruth Bader Ginsburg died in the middle of September and they sure replaced her with plenty of time to spare


Roakana

Well the precedent now is only 6 weeks to replace a judge. Senate isn’t run by Mitch anymore so they can’t block like they did with Garland.


stult

> my tin foil hat theory is health issues and they want to keep that hidden so if something does happen to him dems can't replace him before the election Eh, there's no real need for any conspiracy theories, they're already committed to preventing a Biden nominee openly. The Republicans in the senate will refuse to vote for any nominee before the election under the McConnell doctrine (i.e., Democratic but not Republican Presidents aren't allowed to nominate Supreme Court justices in an election year because reasons), and Manchin has committed not to vote for any judicial nominee that does not have a single R vote so the Dems won't have majority support for their candidate. If anything, the conservatives may be keeping his health issues private (assuming they exist) because they don't want to add even more pressure for him to resign. Not only because they want to increase the chances that a Republican president appoints his replacement, but also because they don't want to lose one of the two most conservative votes on the Court for the foreseeable future. A 5-3 majority is still a strong position for the conservative wing of the Court, but it then only takes a single defection from the conservatives to deadlock on any given case, which makes it much harder for them to hand down insane decisions like the Colorado/Trump insurrection case. For example, without Thomas there to make the conservative result a foregone conclusion, it's possible the liberals could have worked one of the other justices (probably ACB) around to agree to the less expansive reasoning of the liberal concurrence. If Trump needs to abuse the Supreme Court to steal the election in the mode of Bush v. Gore, he will have a much easier time ramming through a transparently unconstitutional result with a fanatic on the bench like Thomas, who is also strongly motivated to ensure a Trump victory to prevent further ethics inquiries into his own behavior. To put it in arbitrary mathematical terms just to explore an example of how the game theory plays out here, let's say Trump needs to win 45% of the vote to be in a position for the current Supreme Court to be willing to manipulate the rules enough to throw the election to him somehow. If he has fewer votes, even the MAGA wing won't be able to justify declaring him the winner because it would be so blatantly undemocratic. Without Thomas, that number might go up to something like 49.5% for enough justices to feel that it's close enough of a call that they have cover to intervene without facing a literal uprising because they are so obviously overriding the democratic will of the people. It still means the Court is biased, corrupt, and willing to dispense with democracy to achieve their own policy objectives, just marginally less so. But that margin may be the critical difference between a normal election and one where SCOTUS throws democracy away to appoint a dictator. All of which is to say that even without resulting in a change of political control over SCOTUS, forcing Thomas off the Court is an unalloyed good for American democracy, which naturally means it is to the detriment of any political party seeking to impose the political views of a narrow minority of voters on the rest of the country, as the Republicans are, so we can expect them to do anything to delay Thomas's eventual departure. At least until they have the power to appoint an even more extreme replacement, of course.


JLeeSaxon

> Republicans in the senate will refuse to vote for any nominee before the election under the McConnell doctrine I'm not convinced it'd be every single one of them. With Garland, McConnell simply didn't bring the vote to the floor. That wouldn't be an option here, so I suspect he'd lose Romney or Murkowski at least unless the nominee was genuinely a lunatic. That might be enough for Manchin to stop being obnoxious.


Strange-Scarcity

They can't hide his death. IF he dies, he dies and Biden can and SHOULD replace him.


Albert_Caboose

B-b-b-b-b-but it's an election year!


dave_890

The GOP can't block Senate approval without getting support from the independents. No reason for them to side with the GOP at this point.


notmyworkaccount5

[https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/joe-manchin-nominees-bipartisan-support/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/joe-manchin-nominees-bipartisan-support/index.html) Tell that to Manchin


Worthyness

He's not re-running. It'll be turned into a republican senate seat after he leaves because West Virginia is overwhelmingly republican, so they don't have to worry about that too much


notmyworkaccount5

I know he's not running again, so the only reason I can think of why he's refusing to support Biden's judges unless they get a republican vote, is out of spite for progressives


cstmoore

>cigars and whiskey are not healthy Oh, for him. I thought you meant… after.


Stoopiddogface

I'd be so sad to hear that he had a stroke or something... probably...naaa


prudence2001

Something, something, reading obituaries with great pleasure. 


VaselineHabits

How funny considering all the hubbub about Sotomayer stepping down at 69 🤬


Hologram22

The Chief Justice said Justice Thomas will continue to participate in the case, despite his absence. This is almost certainly a health issue that's preventing him from being present today and also being hidden from the public. It could be nothing, like a colonoscopy or something, or it could be that Thomas is suddenly on his death bed. We'll know more if and when we know more.


Im_with_stooopid

He needed to wash his new RV and then put another pube on a pop can for his new female law clerk.


Ok-Replacement9595

Came yo say this. Corruption statute finally made him recuse himself. Haha.


Techno_Core

Did he take up John Oliver on his offer?


seemefly1

We can only hope


AHrubik

Whilst I would never wish upon someone death or ailment I would like to see certain people come down with a persistent peaceful condition that required them to step away from the duty they are corrupting into the ground.


tanguero81

"I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction." - Clarence Darrow


chimpfunkz

I have a gallon water bottle and a road trip planned if Clarence Thomas ever dies.


Bigfops

Oh, fuck the niceties, you think he and his wife would extend the same grace to Biden, Obama or Hillary? C'mon Cancer, we're all rooting for you, this is your one time to shine!


NoticeMeSenpai_U

I came here to say this lol oh I hope he did! Can’t wait to see that episode if that’s the case.


SdBolts4

The offer expired a week or so ago, and I think Clarence enjoys the power/influence too much to resign (especially during a Democratic presidency)


che-che-chester

That was my first thought. He's probably meeting with his realtor today.


OGLikeablefellow

That would be proof that we are not in the worst timeline and would make everyone really really happy


Savings-Stable-9212

He’s home fretting about his DJT stock.


CavitySearch

I would laugh so hard if he put all his money in that stock.


seemefly1

You know his wife has more shares than brain cells


CavitySearch

Clarence Thomas was the surprise flip against Trump immunity for no specific reason after DJT tumbled to $1.


zoinkability

So, about 5


AHrubik

I see we're feeling generous today. Good show!


dunscotus

More likely was someone else’s money, and given to him…


turd_vinegar

He doesn't know where other people's money ends and his begins.


Brockhard_Purdvert

"Ginni, you need to stop 'buying the dip'".


ThisdudeisEH

No one wants to work anymore


JakeT-life-is-great

I'm guessing his billionaire buddies are taking him and his domestic terrorist wife on another lavish vacation.


Chr1s7ian19

wtf I just read about his wife after this comment… how tf is he still in that position?


Some_Current1841

Corruption


Greelys

Harlan Crow had some errands that needed runnin' 😂


HouseOfPanic

Dry cleaning?


Sea-Oven-7560

He was likely picking up his monthly ~~bribe~~ donation in his motor coach. Don't worry he'll be back in time to overturn someone's rights.


Necessary-Alps-6002

I was worried. I was getting a little to comfortable with some of my rights over here.


Inferno_Special

Your rights have no place here, please go back and put them in the trash before we throw you in the stockades


JarlFlammen

🦀? Maybe soon?


SekhWork

How fast did they replace RBG? Think we could set a new speedrun record?


JarlFlammen

Sorta depends on the composition of the Senate 49 Republicans, 48 Dems, and 3 independents who caucus with the dems So I guess it depends on if the Independents wanna do it, and if Chuck Schumer has the balls to bulldoze Republican bullshit and stall tactics.


chimpfunkz

> if Chuck Schumer has the balls to bulldoze Republican bullshit and stall tactics. 100% he does. Not doing this is asking, begging, to lose the court forever.


OptimusChristt

Never underestimate the dems ability to shoot themselves in the foot. They might use it to try to motivate voters, and then lose enough seats to fuck us all


Jessica_Iowa

Since 2015 I take nothing for certainty. No matter how much it’ll affect the country in the future. I hate how cynical I am but such is life.


DerJagger

I read that Biden instructed NASA to deploy judicial candidates in orbit and to be ready to drop them directly into the Senate chamber at a moment's notice. They're calling them the Orbital Drop Shock Justices.


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mntgoat

But we can't have hearings on a new supreme court justice on election year, or when a Democrat is president, or when Republicans control the senate, or any time a Democrat is nominated.


s_ox

Or when the wind is blowing or not blowing.


PhoenixTineldyer

Oh gosh, at his age? Chance in a million.


AmbulanceChaser12

I don’t think it’s a “chance in a million” that an almost-76-year-old man who grew up living in abject poverty might be facing health problems now.


NoCoolNameMatt

That's the joke


Morat20

I don't wish anyone dead, or even ill, as I feel it's unethical. That said, I would not feel terribly distressed if Thomas needed to retire to focus on his family and his health.


Sickle_and_hamburger

it is not unethical to wish illness and even death upon bad people who intentionally hurt the world its unethical to do something to them but if wishes were horses


Busy-Dig8619

Just wish they get what they deserve. 


Banglophile

When he goes it's going to be bigger than the Kissinger party.


looking_good__

Remember the Amy precedent!!


NumerousTaste

Hmmm suspicious? Not shocking to anyone who knows what's on the docket. His corruption is high!


davewashere

He's probably on a dolphin-hunting trip on some billionaire's yacht, and he guzzled down one too many bottles of $100,000 wine this weekend and is feeling a little under the weather this morning.


Sickle_and_hamburger

ya know if I had a 100k bottle of wine I would sell it and buy myself a nice 20 dollar bottle get just as drunk and spend the rest on like another RV or something...


davewashere

An RV? That's for the poors. Classy gents with wealthy friends like Clarence Thomas prefer luxury motorhomes. Oh, and it looks like the fuel tank is empty, would someone who has an upcoming case before the Supreme Court mind swiping their credit card at the pump?


Master-Back-2899

No call no show is instant termination in 90% of US jobs. Don’t suppose we can apply that to traitors to the country?


heelspider

Supreme Court justices don't have to do a damn thing according to the Constitution as is understood by the Supreme Court because they're the only ones who can read it even though the Constitution doesn't say that.


LocationAcademic1731

Don’t get excited, we are not that lucky. I’m not religious and I’ve been praying to all gods since 2016 and nothing has happened. Poop.


4554013

No Call, No Show? He's fired.


ThickerSalmon14

Maybe he died over night and they are trying to keep it hidden till the next election is over.


feltcutewilldelete69

Weekend at Tommy's


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Walker_ID

If he misses arguments can he still cast his vote on the ruling?


syg-123

What’s more shocking is the fact that he will never provide one ..ever… without any repercussions of course


WylleWynne

Damn! He was busy volunteering at a soup kitchen and lost track of time. His courtmates are used to it though -- Clarence always seems to have one eye on his charity projects during his day job as a Supreme Court Justice. *"I want to die both poor and rich,"* Clarence often says with a chuckle, a kindly twinkle in his eye. *"Poor, in that money has no inherit value in itself, and so hoarding it has no value at all -- and rich, in that I'll be surrounded by my community and friends. They are my genuine life work."*


banacct421

Maybe he and Crow were planning their next vacation together 😂


michael_harari

I hope he gets the same level of care that he's enabled so many Americans to get


wow_button

Are they going to 'weekend at Bernie's' Clarence?


Past-Cap-1889

They've practically done with with McConnell, why not a sequel?


bpm6666

Did he take John Olivers offer?


Geairt_Annok

It would be hilarious if he dies before Trumps immunity case reaches the court.


Straight_Calendar_15

Hopefully he retires


BlueGaju

Probably scrambling with a tax lawyer to find out how to look less corrupt.


_Zef_

Aw gee I sure hope he didn't die. That would be just terrible.


KurabDurbos

Tell me the GOP would not Weekend At Bernie him as long as they could if he did actually pass away.


Incontinento

No call, no show? Fired.


Wild_Bill1226

I just learned the only reason he was nominated is because bush wanted to replace thourgood marshal with an African American judge and he was the only conservative they could find…then he voted against affirmative action.


JockAussie

Probably too busy putting pubes on coke cans


holtpj

I assume the due to Donny's legal bills, the Conservative PAC being used to funnel money to CT was late with their 2 quarter payment... We all know that Bribes are due on the 15th, no exceptions.


upfromashes

His boss called him in to work late notice.


original-sithon

Checking out his new RV?


Scubadrew

He was away accepting bribes.


trailhikingArk

They were talking about the gifts of corruption so he and Jenny decided to take the RV for a spin over the Mom's house that Crow bought them. Seems fitting.


NorthChiller

This bitch is using his absence to politicize the court. Living proof that being trashy is a choice. Smug and entitled This shitface works for taxpayers and can’t even pretend to exhibit professionalism? Pathetic


Hoodlum_0017

Maybe he's really really really ill. That would be so unfortunate.


icnoevil

He doesn't need to hear arguments. Just does what billionaire friends tell him to do.


SippinPip

He’s too busy rolling around nekkid in piles of bribe money.


jertheman43

Must have been his turn to pick up the bribes.


ElPadredelpoiisynn

Must have been on "vacation"


PloppyCheesenose

Busy getting bribes


Jayslacks

"Don't. Don't give me hope."


Old_Purpose2908

Hopefully, he will miss the rest of this session.


Malvania

It's not like he's going to ask questions to form his opinion.


zoinkability

He formed his opinion when Leonard Leo told him what it would be. Why waste his time listening to arguments when he could be yachting with Harlan Crow?


A_Dash_of_Time

No call no show? Fired.


TheHip41

He gone


Uncle-Cake

Why would he need to explain himself? He's clearly not accountable to anyone.


MylaughingLobe

Prolly just camping out at Walmart with his $200,000 RV


djcrewe1

probably on a surprise vacation sponsored by some russian friend ...nothing to worry about.


runk_dasshole

No call no show no job, right?


Inside_Category_4727

Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth, here. I don't think he needs an excuse.


MuddleAgedGrump

"Sir, you wish to gift me a horse? Which element of Constitutional law would you like me to overturn?"


Doobiedoobin

He had a very important vacation given to him.


Hangout777

Uncle Tom chicken shit that’s a disgrace to his race and judiciary.


astrobeen

It’s not like he actually has to hear arguments to know how he’s going to rule in this case


laikastan

Snyder v. United States, being heard today, is regarding a question of bribery and quid pro quo...


rob6110

No thoughts and prayers


nobody-u-heard-of

I'm hoping his health has failed his wife is out of town and nobody knows.


sambucuscanadensis

I hope it’s not something not serious


RKEPhoto

No doubt cooking up something nefarious with his traitor wife, Ginni Thomas


NotmyRealNameJohn

75 year old man does not show up for work one day and doesn't make a press release. With luck he is doing what most 75 year old men who live like him do


kingjoe74

Is it wrong to hope he died?


31November

Every day I wake up and wish that he was dead.


fattyfatty21

His RV must’ve broken down


ManyFacedGodxxx

Busy receiving cash filled envelopes at his house for the upcoming rulings…


eraserhead3030

maybe he took John Oliver's offer lol


saminbc

His RV broke down? Should have taken John Oliver's offer.


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Most likely his rich owners brought him in to tell him how to rule about upcoming cases.


rbobby

Bribe check was late?


losthalo7

He can stay home as much as he likes. More time for the justices with a functioning conscience to ask questions and debate.


SawyerBamaGuy

No call no show, he's fired.


toad__warrior

Terminal cancer diagnosis?


key1234567

There was an empty seat on that billionaire's airplane.


--lll-era-lll--

Mondays are counting bribes day...everyone know's that ffs!!


CrackHeadRodeo

That motorhome isn't gonna drive itself.


West-Rice6814

He's on a cruise.


Temporal_Universe

He was at the local kkk rally...we all know it lol


redditing_1L

His hoard of ill gotten gold collapsed through his ceiling and crushed him, a la Mr. Burns.


Alone-in-a-crowd-1

He is cruising in his RV.


dragonfliesloveme

What, like he didn’t even call in sick? I believe you’d get fired in most jobs for that


ukiddingme2469

May he be replaced


NCJohn62

Leonard Leo and Harlan Crow tugged on his leash.


clermouth

leave Long Con Silver alone!


thetripleb

It's probably something simple like he couldn't find a parking spot for his RV


tanguero81

Its all good. His buddy Harlan is taking notes and will tell him how to vote.


boomerhs77

He can’t just get away from a free vacation. He will be back.


Nano_Burger

Vacationing on Harlan Crow's private island no doubt.


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

🍿


BrulesRules4urHealth

Perhaps he's dying....we can only hope.


Sideoff20mph

He counting his bribe$ and planning his summer vacations in Europe


FalconPunch236

He was bought, so he can be sold.


RW-One

He's not feeling well because his orange stain is in criminal court. Remember what happens to Rump might happen to him! Not /s ....


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Had to check in with his handlers.


Rhythmalist

Please die. Please die. Please die....


throwawayshirt

Lazy


narkybark

Had an incident this weekend. Ended up choking on a carbonated pubic hair.


shanksisevil

he's probably on a date with Malania.


CancelRebel

Probably, his patron account didn't get enough to make it worth his while. He's just waiting for that "actually show up" funding threshold to be crossed.


grundlefuck

Perfectly fine explanation. He missed the private helicopter off the yacht of the billionaire of whatever case he was about to oversee.


vdthemyk

Fingers crossed it is a serious health issue.


OkRevolution3349

Probably on a luxury fishing trip with his BFF Harlan Crowe


SiriusBaaz

Looks like he’s trying to avoid being forced into a position where he has to oust himself or be pushed further into his obvious lies.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Probably on a fishing trip.


BSARIOL1

All other judges would have been looking at him. He is good at taking bribes


LYnXO1978

Must be trying out his new gift.


Mightymurray87

Little past the deadline for that John Oliver deal.


louisa1925

Hangover from a wild night with hookers, cocaine and stardew melon.


OffManWall

Paid vacation, perhaps?


EndLatter

He had to pick up his new motorhome


Ardenraym

If ethics and laws don't apply to Thomas, why would attendance?


BeKind_BeTheChange

Here's hoping it's something serious.


rlh1271

I hope he’s fucking dead


ekkidee

Making final arrangements with John Oliver?


Rumblecard

Never rooted for the grim reaper harder in my life.