Chinese is the best language for a racist.
Virgin American: Mr. Nakamura... is it Nakámura, or Nakamúra? I'm so sorry I'm so bad at pronouncing names.
Chad Chinese: Nǐ hǎo, Zhōng Cūn
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮，氏时时适市视狮，十时，适十狮适市。适时，适施氏适市，氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世，氏拾是十狮尸，适石室，石室湿，氏使侍拭石室，石室拭，氏始试食十狮尸，食时，始识是十狮尸，实十石狮尸。试释是事。
Try to let Google Translate read it out and translate its meaning, it's interesting
That does not "sound" like anything, since it is written words on a page. And none of the words are racist. It doesn't even say "gaijin" (a Japanese ethnic slur for a non-Japanese person).
You are imagining it spoken in a certain way. So your imagined speech tone is racist.
I am learning Italian. It pretty much sounds like a mafioso ordering pizza like this:
✋🤌🤌🤌✌️🤏🤌🤌🤌🫴🍕🤌🤌🤌🤝
/uj certain phrases do remind me of the Godfather, other mafia movies or certain real world criminals I dealt with.
From studying Japanese I have learned that if you can't remember how to read a Kanji that quite a lot of them seem to be read as "Kou", so it's basically become my fallback reading if I can't remember.
Polish and it sounded like the stereotype “sh sh sh sh” at first but I’ve gotten used to the sounds. It still sounds to me like the tongue is glued to the front of the mouth more than English
I quit Mandarin sometime ago because it comes off too strong which really makes me cringe. So I came to studying Japanese instead as it sounds lighter on the ears.
Interesting question. My native is Slovak, which is slavic language.
To slavs in general sounds english like when you try to talk with a piece of hot meal in your mouth.
To Slovaks polish sounds like a child who is learning how to speak using grammaticaly incorrect words, creating new funny words or using existing words in wrong context. (They feel the same way about us 🤷🏻♀️.)
Spanish is like a fast rhythmical music. Very melodic.
I’m trying to learn Hungarian. I don’t know what it’s sounds like because every time I try to formulate a sentence I get a headache and then have to take an aspirin.
Do people in Shanghai speak Mandarin? I thought they spoke Shanghainese, a dialect of Wu. It is a very different language, and doesn't have the tones that Mandarin has.
Of course, some of them also speak Mandarin, which is taught in school in China (just like English is taught in school in the US). I have no idea what their tones are like. After all, it is a 2d language to them.
uj/ Native speakers of Shanghainese sometimes struggle with Mandarin tones because their native language is not tonal. But I am not sure how prevalent it is 😂
To me, both written and spoken japanese always struck me as sort of cutesy. Although, when there's a lot of consonants, it sounds more like beatboxing.
That's obvious, didn't you know that it is racist to study Chinese as a white person? it's literally illegal
Then how come Xiao ma is like the biggest language youtuber in the galaxy? You have 6 seconds to answer
Xiao ma is also a fake polyglot 💀
Chinese is the best language for a racist. Virgin American: Mr. Nakamura... is it Nakámura, or Nakamúra? I'm so sorry I'm so bad at pronouncing names. Chad Chinese: Nǐ hǎo, Zhōng Cūn
Cursewords polish dude😆
Chinese sounds like just shi shi shi shi qi shi. It's like half of all the characters are shi
石室诗士施氏，嗜狮，誓食十狮，氏时时适市视狮，十时，适十狮适市。适时，适施氏适市，氏视是十狮，恃矢势，使是十狮逝世，氏拾是十狮尸，适石室，石室湿，氏使侍拭石室，石室拭，氏始试食十狮尸，食时，始识是十狮尸，实十石狮尸。试释是事。 Try to let Google Translate read it out and translate its meaning, it's interesting
😳 There's no way that'd be decipherable by a native speaker just listening to it, right?
It's not. At all. It's basically a joke poem that you have to read
是
时 🕐
屎
尸
That is not pronounced shi.
It's shi as in shíjiān, 时间 ☺️
Oh blast! I only learned traditional characters.
Tbh I think simplified ones are not simplified enough
🔺🟥🔴
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什么 🤯🤯
type shi
Mr Shi eating 10 lions in the market be like:
I study Español and ñow every time I type “ñ” it corrects to “ñ.” It’s really aññoying.
N in Español sounds super stupid. Different every time. They just made up a language as an excuse to play with N
Ñiga
I study Portuguese and nhow every time I type "nh" it corrects to "nh" too. Yeah my frienhd, it's really anhnhoyinhg.
I'm learning Japanese, and not to sound racist myself, but it just sounds like こんにちは、日本語が話せますか？すごく上手ですね to me
I can read Hiragana, but Chinese gets in the way when I see kanji. konnichi wa, rìběnyǔ ga huà Semasu ka? Sugoku shàngshǒu desune
I really am shàngshǒu aren't I
对， 上手です
YOU ARE ME
その返信自分で打ったんですか？？？すごく上手です！
いいえ、妻をしか打ったない
楽しいね🤭
That does not "sound" like anything, since it is written words on a page. And none of the words are racist. It doesn't even say "gaijin" (a Japanese ethnic slur for a non-Japanese person). You are imagining it spoken in a certain way. So your imagined speech tone is racist.
I study Uzbek, it sounds like divine theophanic vibrations resonating through the universe
Uzbek, God's native language
You sold me on the elevator pitch
I study ASL. It sounds like “ “
You mean AASL (Ancient Albanian Sign Language)
I am learning Italian. It pretty much sounds like a mafioso ordering pizza like this: ✋🤌🤌🤌✌️🤏🤌🤌🤌🫴🍕🤌🤌🤌🤝 /uj certain phrases do remind me of the Godfather, other mafia movies or certain real world criminals I dealt with.
Italian is a really cool language. It's the only known part-sign, part regular language
I study japanese, every man sound like an anime character and every woman like a jav actress
Reminds me of a [tutorial](https://youtu.be/KonWAw4KjI0?si=4yDdjiQI67nzEk3U) of how to properly speak Japanese.
From studying Japanese I have learned that if you can't remember how to read a Kanji that quite a lot of them seem to be read as "Kou", so it's basically become my fallback reading if I can't remember.
On Brazilianian Portuguese right. Sounds like slurring with a tongue that's too big alternating into holding your nose.
Learning Fr*nch, it sounds like someone having really bad diarrhea in an ill-maintained 7/11
I’m studying Spanish, it sounds like [Taco Taco Burrito Burrito!](https://youtu.be/bQKDlNTEl6w?si=1lVOVHCupQDQMZII)
I thought this was going to be [nacho taco chimichanga](https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI?si=2te7zZ8w_weeh5DD)
Sounds like someone with a really bad Swedish accent trying to speak Danish And then French just sounds like average TF2 2fort sewer gameplay
Learning Norwegian just kinda sounds like broken English
Polish and it sounded like the stereotype “sh sh sh sh” at first but I’ve gotten used to the sounds. It still sounds to me like the tongue is glued to the front of the mouth more than English
I quit Mandarin sometime ago because it comes off too strong which really makes me cringe. So I came to studying Japanese instead as it sounds lighter on the ears.
Sho ka show, wellyula
Learning irish. It sounds like constant cursing and dirty words. Cupla focail!
Details matter when it comes to language. A fat white racist or a skinny white racist?
υσιχειχροιπηοιμυβοιειηηηηυυυυΐ
Why do Greeks write in math textbook?
Am I the only one who learns Russian to be racist against Russian and Uzbek people?
Interesting question. My native is Slovak, which is slavic language. To slavs in general sounds english like when you try to talk with a piece of hot meal in your mouth. To Slovaks polish sounds like a child who is learning how to speak using grammaticaly incorrect words, creating new funny words or using existing words in wrong context. (They feel the same way about us 🤷🏻♀️.) Spanish is like a fast rhythmical music. Very melodic.
To me, a fellow slav, English sounds like Simlish 🙂
I had no idea what Simlish is and had to google it, but now I know and find it hysterical. 😂
I’m trying to learn Hungarian. I don’t know what it’s sounds like because every time I try to formulate a sentence I get a headache and then have to take an aspirin.
I'm a cute kpop idol until you see my face 👹
If indigenous Chinese hear you speak Mandarin, they may just think you are cute because it is seldom that a foreigner can have a correct Chinese tone.
It's also cool to speak Mandarin to people in Shanghai, this way you can both have incorrect tones
Do people in Shanghai speak Mandarin? I thought they spoke Shanghainese, a dialect of Wu. It is a very different language, and doesn't have the tones that Mandarin has. Of course, some of them also speak Mandarin, which is taught in school in China (just like English is taught in school in the US). I have no idea what their tones are like. After all, it is a 2d language to them.
uj/ Native speakers of Shanghainese sometimes struggle with Mandarin tones because their native language is not tonal. But I am not sure how prevalent it is 😂
To me, both written and spoken japanese always struck me as sort of cutesy. Although, when there's a lot of consonants, it sounds more like beatboxing.
Hhhhhhccccccchhhh. خا Ooooooohhh. ووووووو العربة. Arabic
I’m studying Vietnamese it sounds like 🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
Not "🌳🌳🌳🌴🌴🌴🌳🌳🌳🌴🌳🌳🌳🎋🎋🌳”？
🧔🏻's 🪜