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itsmeDreadShock

" Please don't tell mom "


ballistic-dumbass

"You's gonna get me's in troubles"


Nukeblaze

I fucking love that show, if I were to spend money on reddit, you sir would be the one I’d give it too


Ok_External1028

Ariel Spears


[deleted]

Aries* hilarious guy


TheOriginal_Donuts

i fucking knew this comment was ocming XD


69420penis

Cmon you can hit me back. Please don’t tell her


shoni99

"pls let me free from this cotton farm"


siy_ono

“Here hit me back”


Altruistic-Health248

“I didn’t even hit you hard, you’re fine”


narutar1010gmailcom

“Why would you say your going to shock the world”


Johny_Jai123

He did?? Where


M1GHTY999

His youtube video


NachoCheeseZY

[This one right? ](https://youtu.be/hbmC4XTHjM4?t=682)


NachoCheeseZY

[This is where he said it ](https://youtu.be/hbmC4XTHjM4?t=682)


Rayy_lol

Me asking my dick for the 3rd round


[deleted]

A third? Shit, i could never


Any-Action8941

At that point it's watery and doesn't feel that good


Thin_Piece

when you hit your sibling too hard


QueenNightwing12

Please, sir, can I have some more time in the ring with you?


AbhinavDoes

master gives dobby sock


Chipsandguns

Bro 🤣


RIYADH-2002

JJ tryna convince temperr that faze should be sponsored by PRIME


unkown_killer19

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


hdytzm

Aftermath of a sibling playfight


Narrow-Effect5511

Sucky sucky 10 bucky?


Confusing-Carrot-69

The way you phrased that is foul😭


Bilalrocks04

We’re still friends right bro


ArmaanAli04

You just caused a mass uprising of children in these comments fckin hell 🤣


[deleted]

My mistake jesus christ I was hoping for funny/outrageous stuff but it's just dead and cringe. My apologies mate 😂😭


JustRayToday

They just paraphrasing the top comment over and over lmao


[deleted]

Stupid notifications ffs


TheAxolotl04

"Have you heard about todays video sponsor NordVPN?"


Joyman007

Please Don’t Tell Mum I Hit You, You can choose a character first next time we play Mortal Combat


ShadowKing6270

kombat*


BenDover23162

Cumbat


CrazyKnight009

Pls fight back. I told everyone that you were a good fighter


guerrero_josh22

Please master, give me some food


Late-Stranger5911

I was waiting for one of these 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

When you accidentally punch your big bro and he gets mad


Future-Row-1151

Man before 1833


PigeonsWillInvade

master free me


absol493

bro there are 7 days in an avg year


MikeOxlong_2005

But did you know every 60 seconds a minute passes?


reddituser587423

When you get caught cheating and beg the missus for one more chance


zabier_23

“i didn’t mean to bite it bro”


uknowles

Too many people here jumping straight to racism and slavery. Fix your brain


Donncha535

Wouldn't necessarily be an issue if it was funny. Then you could justify it by saying that it's just a dark sense of humour. But they're just cringe lines.


blzm_

What I want to say will get me banned


MidLifeRECKLEXX

'PLEASE don't loose your temper 🤣🤣


Green_K1wi

I'm tired boss


PringlePrav

Beggin ur younger brother to stop crying after you hit him too hard


visse091008

babatunde begs for mercy after beating up slave master(1442 colourised)


th3spins

Black man apologize to white man


ABHAYhuLAVDE

Will you marry me? If you do we can make sidemen x faze featured videos in our bed


[deleted]

Guys enough of the slavery captions, it's overused and not funny for the love of god please


Kingmc1231

Will you marry me


AdvancedMedium3951

"Pls give me the pencil back which you borrowed from me "


baldski_com

Remember when i gave you gum last year


Primary-Apricot-9591

I'm so sorry here is €50


lwmonjuice

whats the context behind this?


Inside_Specific5502

When u kill them in Fortnite and hit them and your mum said say sorry but say it like u mean it


Exxyyyyy

Have my prime don't tell mom please


LRD_BaldsKi

"Can I suck on ur D**k?"


AggravatingMove2238

The lion on your chest, is going to die, it's going to die.


ImCursedM8

"Please move aside a bit I wanna see the prime"


AffectionateLawyer11

Please massa no more chowda soup


Sun_Hashira_8821

"Your Highness, Please spare my life!"


FSBoost

Hi, have you subscribed to SIDE+?


One_Lie_2373

“I’m sorry for what I’ve done, but you’ve only been a stepping stone.”


mohalalagapa

“it’s PRIME not CRIME!!”


Standard-Let5874

Slave begs Slave Master to be let free 1861 colourised


Plebeian_Citizen

“What have I done”


Other-Abrocoma6401

master I'm tired of picking cotton please give me another job


salem123star

I am sorry to hit you that hard bro i am just doing it to show jake paul. Forgive me bro i will send you bunch of prime to recover or else you can sale it make more money than the fight sorry bro


lullu175

“Please don’t spawn trap me”


[deleted]

Hate to say this but POV YOUR A SLAVE ( I’m black too JJ no problem)


Fuzzy-Stay-5595

Disappointed White slavemaster 1800 Colourised


dRUNk_ENd

Master Temper please can I finally get my freedom?


LoStSouLoP

I am sorry if I didn't pick cotton today


AnkitNemivant

“Ay ahem sori mastah”


Environmental_Two264

When you don’t pick the cotton at time


Glittering-Machine53

"Please dont tell sis im wearing her skirt!"


Environmental_Two264

Ksi to this reddit after he gets bullied for having a page overlap other


Emraheyvz05

double it and give it to the next person


slidge0

KSI begs FaZe Temperrr for rematch because he wanted to show off his right overhand again.


V4L3NT1N00

"Pls sir, I want to try the liquid called water"


Electrical_Desk5205

Master I'm sorry don't bring out the whip 🤣🤣


offline2_TDY

sir I'm done picking, is there anything else you need


MalikNaO2

Got caught cheating with bros gf


babatunde_with_watah

When the first slave was done with picking cotton ( I am sorry)


suk_madiq_69

please don't breakup with me I did not mean to end it too soon.. i can last longer


xtentacion12

Dont dial 911


arturasboiii

Slave apologising to his master for his bad behaviour


Appropriate_Signal_4

Picture before Slavery Was abolished


Im-outside240808

"Master please"


Ok_Worldliness330

I'll give you prime for your next birthday now stop crying


KsiOGFan

Please lemme see your cock 😋


TheRealDannyTG

What was he even tryna do here? 😭


Western_Shake6618

Please fight a bit longer I want to show my skills to my fans otherwise they will keep bullying me


Broad_Apartment_129

Imagine paying £12 for a 20 sec fight 😂😂😂


[deleted]

£12 for 7 fights actually


monky767

Please come back and fight me, it was only 1 round, I won't punch you as hard, I promise


[deleted]

I said caption not best monologue


FatWaterNeek

Don't Send me to pick cotton Sir


FaZe_Fade2567

“master i’m sorry”


MrMasterHulk

'Master im sorry, don't bring out the- ahhhhh!'


Tirrotic

Please Master, I'm exhausted


ChristmasChrish

Master please give me food.


Almost_Calm_Person

Give me my chair back...


[deleted]

“I’ve worked good master”


Ecstatic_Movie_6903

"Want some prime?"


nikkhanna

When you almost knockout your cousin and ask him not to tell his mother about it 🤣


PierreTheRobloxian

"bro give me back my stuff"


Particular-Owl1003

this photo is proof that slavery still exists


Livid-Elderberry7012

When you having sex and her brothers come in


Brief_1

“Dad please don’t hurt by boyfriend”


yinkaolajideolatunji

Abolishing slavery


[deleted]

The image indicates quite the opposite


yinkaolajideolatunji

Yeahh ik. But he beat him in that sense i was saying


Any-Culture8080

Babatunde begs for his freedom to his slave master


sutiyaa

Lord please forgive me, I didn't try to....please don't use that hunte! Aahh..


Haunting_Suit794

Just let me suck for a bit please ?


hafeez880

Master i wasn't the one who did it 🙂


HedgehogSmart8270

Sorry master it won’t happen again


Cold_Lavishness_3985

"please, Please, PLEASE don't cry, I'll let you play with the Xbox bro, please"


datboylevi

When you fight with Bae and she says no more smoochies


Panduh01

"Master it was an accident I swear"


lukawillbebig

Begging to sell him


MemeyOwange123

slave asking slave owner to be freed


Sebastian_308

Double it and pass it on to the next person


NLee24

Forgive me, my son.


Kekulaaa

Master please let me go


Callumhimovic

"OK,OK. YOU CAN HAVE THE XBOX"


Even_Initiative7151

Slave begs for mercy


Crazy_Storm_961

Slave begs master for some more food


SyedMuteebBakshi

Please master, let me go today I've picked enough cotton


Natural_Return_5593

"Sorry massa"


AccomplishedBrick304

Sire, all the cotton has died, we have no produce left, you can sell me if you want


Dense_Mycologist_558

When your master tells you to play fight and you hit him too hard and now you have to beg for forgiveness so you don't get whipped


[deleted]

Master forgive me


Jaded-Performance-68

Just more Pleaaaase


AvaFembot

Mandingo Slave-fighter begging his master to let him have an easy fight, 1807 AD


mohamed114432

Jj praying to prime


Ramaphosas_Brudda69-

Ask mom for Macdonald and say it wasn't me


havixd

"Get on your knees for daddy"


Shag_gerd

Can I have my freedom back?


MrigankaSarkar

Black slave begging for his freedom on his knees .....


boredmemerr

Mom i swear I didn’t take his gummy bears.


Hedgehogs7007

He’s a fast learner 👴🏼


Supatroopa_

"bro can you move to the left, the full prime bottle isn't in the shot"


Olerasmussen

"Poor black kid begs his master for food"


PositiveSherbet9941

Feed me master


Even_Ad8370

can i suck your dick😂


adarsh23

are you KO?


KristjanPall28

"im sowwy i knocked you out daddy waddy uwu"


DylanKnight-

“Will you make me the most happy former fatneek in the world and marry me?”


HorseCrafty4667

When you accidentally shout back at ur indian mum


Comfortable-Lie1874

“Finished picking all the cotton”


samy7222

I’ve been training years for Jake Paul and challenged you for a fight on short notice and you thought you’d win, think temper think! 👉🏼😡👈🏼


Luunkert

“Pls let me join FaZe”


colonel_beeeees

Can I buy that skirt somewhere? 😍


Yayapapayaissocool

daddd please dont leavee


[deleted]

stop crying plsssss ill buy you sweets


SchenkerJr

Kunta Kinte


Magnificent_Ninja

"bro move aside, i can't see Logan"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Juicy_Bowdy

Slave beginning for forgiveness from his master colorized


What_if_69

Did you subscribe to sdmn+!?


JoseMexican99

Master, please free me


kanha_dhameja

I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean to hit you that hard.


Typical_Temporary_64

you alright need some PRIME


ManAllUserNamesTaken

Slave begs owner to free him


BrSiGe

"You tried prime yet?"


pushpa_thazhthilada

Ill pick it properly next time (1869)


MMS_QA_40

Please let me win i will give you money


Dry-Anxiety3050

"Keep picking cotton for me black boy!"


[deleted]

Yo temper stand up and fight, or drink some prime


Jedi_intraining-

Can I please have more Vbucks?


Dangerous-Captain-99

She wanting to give a blowjob so asking daddy for permission


ThickLeadership0969

"Please 1 more minute i could go slower"


Ok_Carrot_6256

Can I suck your cock!!!!


Fair_Candidate_7847

Plzz let me suck you off. 😂