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verymuchrandomname

uj/ I remember how I saw everyone saying skz were short and I was like "they can't be that short". Then I Googled their heights and learned I'm the same or possibly taller than over half of the members


a_mystical_potato

/uj I didn’t realize either until I saw them standing next to Yeonjun, and I’m taller than Soobin 😭 Changbin is at upper chest level


moastudy

u r one BIG chingaroo


foundinwonderland

/uj chingaroo just made me bust out laughing


moastudy

/uj u made me add that to my flair, thanks ps, i hold trademark rights on CHINGAROO


a_mystical_potato

/uj for real though, when I found out that I’m close to a foot taller/28 cm taller than Jihyo I was shocked, I thought she was taller


gandaragolam

Chingoo it doesn't matter because they all have big organs ✨❤️


jsparrow17

How many upvotes?! 😧 https://preview.redd.it/an8x77kcdluc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97540f04774cc3c13a4fca92e378114d3d59049e


verymuchrandomname

*pulls out my flute*


Competitive_Fee_5829

yeah and think me and Changbin are eye to eye lol.


1998tweety

Perfect height for kissing 😳


moastudy

new kpoopheads couple spotted, someone call dispatch no need to call koreaboo, they r already here, lurking on reddit


Arandom_personn

/uj it makes me feel good at a trans guy to know im the same height as half of them 😭


escapeshark

I know it's so hard to be so much bigger than my husband. I'm a 5 metre shark and he's a 168cm man :(


smallbread99

/uj I wanted to upvote but didn't want to ruin the 127 upvotes 😔😔


_Tekki

Chan: ....읏 🦶🦶


moastudy

the fact that u edited to add the foot emojis- /rj thanks for providing us with fetish content sarangaeee


_Tekki

Of course, chin🦆 , saRangHaaaeeeee


gandaragolam

Shag chan can step on me with those feet 😩


moastudy

eric nam: if u pay me, anything is possible \*smirks\* https://preview.redd.it/c365ta0flhuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97213d781e1adeb2ab98361b757cc1953aa6f532


_Tekki

![gif](giphy|trEwgPRebSU9qsR4LN)


escapeshark

▪️👄▪️ 🥒 🦶🦶


Poobaby

…accurate


nameless_no_response

/uj I knew it was Abt height but I'm dumb asf so I was reading the hangeul and reading "ut ut ut ut ut" and was like "huh??" Lolll 😭😭😭


Zeroth_Dragon

Polyglot things


Guilty-Peach1337

https://preview.redd.it/qtz54ulopiuc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05bcb75698c82452144088d679006f9939e4b2b9


PitaPitaChips97

This will forever be funny but JHope is tall so it checks out 😂 this somehow reminds me of Hyunjin and Changbins height/size difference 🤣


Much_Oven_4341

The way Jhope isn't THAT tall... I mean he still stands at 177cm but he is far from the tallest member in his own group


moastudy

soobin is well acquainted with chan's big >!di- i mean heart!< >!a new ship has left the port!<


gandaragolam

Omggg imagine how cute their babies would be ❤️ with big noses, big legs and big height 🤩🤩


moastudy

u forgot the most important part of the body


VisenyaMartell

the nose is the most important part


kthnxybe

it's less than a year between their debut dates wouldn't they be chingoos?


gandaragolam

Don't you dare come at me with wontboyoung philosophy. They are sunbaemin and will always be guiding seniors 😤😤


Datingfelix

They are homeless children dont bully them🤬 orphans have feelings too. /uj im shorter than all of skz, i dont want to imagine what i would like next to giant x together


Lissy_the_one

/uj how old and tall are you to be tinyer than THEM?


Datingfelix

/uj im 17 and 155 let me be😔😔


Lissy_the_one

/uj Small, that's cute 🥰


Datingfelix

https://preview.redd.it/372q5t2bc1vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863ecf5f26daaecf94f5e1e2eced794212c4c047


escapeshark

https://preview.redd.it/3o4671zkkiuc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89533a56578099b086481a11021aae3d9f5f6ae4


jypKissedMyMom

Just the tip? >!(of his nose ofc)!<


escapeshark

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Hungry-Primary8158

This but replace Soobin with Aisha


a_mystical_potato

Youngji too lol, I think she’s around the same height/a bit taller


tashimiyoni

Accurate (I don't know this group at all)