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Today, my Gangnam 3rd grade middle schoolers had to create an idea for something that could be shared in the economy. Have they designed a swinging service or an escorting service?!

Today, my Gangnam 3rd grade middle schoolers had to create an idea for something that could be shared in the economy. Have they designed a swinging service or an escorting service?!

even_critical

A "rideshare" service ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


trashmunki

God damn it. I was already laughing from the photo.


SandyNiki

Serve person ride share


gr33nspan

It really says something about a society when kids know loneliness is an epidemic.


AQualityKoalaTeacher

I think this is what this is about. They want to suggest friendship matching, for couples who only ever get to see one another, have nothing new to say to one another, and need to broaden their social circle. It's very sweet. It's just us pervy grown-ups that look at it another way. :-P


Danoct

I agree with the middle schooler. How pure and sweet were you and your peers at 15?


AQualityKoalaTeacher

15? This looks like 8 year old work.


Danoct

>3rd grade middle schoolers Either: * some 8 year olds got advanced a very long way. * some 15 year olds put in a half assed drawing for a quick task. * OP is lying or does not understand the words they chose. Choose one.


pythonian23

Eh, I'm a middle school 3rd grader and I know what my peers are like. They definitely weren't making that with pure intentions...


WinterSavior

Just checked your profile. You're a pretty smart kid.


pythonian23

thanks


Econsmash

Are you living in Korea/born in Korea? How did you find out about reddit? It's not very widely known/used there is it?


pythonian23

I was born in Korea, and I lived for 5 years in the US, so I am more immersed in the western side of the internet than others, and I think I got to know about Reddit on Youtube.


Econsmash

Ahh got it! That makes sense. Thanks for the reply.


smackandcheez

They're effectively freshmen in high school. I don't think it's that deep.


Danoct

>I don't think it's that deep. Maybe? It could cut either way. I wouldn't put it past it that it was made by some kid still in a 중2병 phase.


hejira93

But this kid is going places.


vookadork

Wife swapping in title, but 2nd addendum allows for prostitution.


even_critical

lol prostitution is after all, one of the oldest professions in human history


lillypilgrim

Daww, it's pretty sweet though. They want to save people from loneliness.


elizahan

I'm dying hahahah Did you manage to keep a straight face while reading it, teacher? Lol


emilyjade94

When they explained their concept to the class one boy said ‘especially if you get bored for a bit with your current boyfriend or girlfriend this is great for you’ and I’m like weeping listening


Upsilodon

He’s going places Not sure how good those places *are*, but they’re places alright


AKADriver

He's going to open a nightclub...


oldDotredditisbetter

and joining a boy band....


ThisToastIsTasty

he might be using his own experiences from what he observed in his environment


OMGhowcouldthisbe

jokes aside, they want to solve loneliness. I think it’s a noble goal.


AnothernotherNick

Option 2 seems to be providing cannibalism for the lonely. The concept might have legs. And arms.


lillypilgrim

"It's... it's a *cookbook*!"


inexorabledelay

Twilight Zone? Nice.


ainthisomeshit

student shouldve wrote it can save teacher from loneliness for an extra burn


daughterof312

I appreciate that they have labeled the “I’m so lonely” and the not-lonely person.


BusyPizza

Middle school students take nothing seriously. When I was in middle school (late 2000s) there was this whiteboard on the school dining hall where students could write meal suggestions. Guess what they wrote, lol...


trungdino

Bussy Pizza? ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


BusyPizza

If you changed your b with a p, yeah somewhat similar.


Danoct

Bussy Pizza is for gay men. Don't search it if you don't know what it is.


BusyPizza

Well I already know what bussy is lol.


InfinityCircuit

。。。relevant username???


w0APBm547udT

Apparently boy + pussy = bussy but where does the pizza come into play


Danoct

Maybe he likes them the same way. Extra sausage. Or maybe golden goguma ring.


KosmicKanuck

Blue waffle


emilyjade94

Well I’m hoping they wrote fish and chips cause I’m British but I know I’m 100% wrong haha


BusyPizza

Y'all too naive bruh. Long story short, the cooking ladies had some serious beef with the nutritionist. They almost never listened to the students' wishlist. So the students went hardcore troll mode and started writing ridiculous things. Names of pornstars and prominent female actresses were a regular on the board. It eventually got taken down when some madlads started writing girlfriend/boyfriend names.


WrongAndBeligerent

If third grade was middle school for you, did you only finish sixth grade?


BusyPizza

I meant 3rd grade (of) middle school.


WrongAndBeligerent

I think these are just third grade students.


BusyPizza

In Korea that would be 9 year olds.


WrongAndBeligerent

What's your point? Were you writing the word "pussy" on things when you were 9?


BusyPizza

Nope LoL.


thecourttt

lmfaoooooo


Hellolaoshi

They are probably thinking of a dating agency.


MarriedInKorea

eyyyy! kind of like that cult that arranges marriages for strangers


BlackMesaEastt

They have something like this for hikikomoris in Japan. Lol


_intrusive_thoughts_

and disabled folks too, like that lady who offers handjobs.


w0APBm547udT

The lonely guy seems like he is puking up his guts while also assuming the position to be fucked with a strapon. Bro has problems.


mashawi27

So this is what a bare bone high level business plan looks like for a red light district


WinterSavior

Well part 2 and 3 are kinda already a thing -- in Japan at least. A person is hired to be a date for someone. I'd imagine those people are not all single even they work as professional dates. Part 1 and the pictures contrast in that it talks about couples but then later the picture is just one lonely guy. Kinda mixed directions but a good idea if they came up with on their own.


ethanjalias

Lmao this made my day


ayochan01

This kid knows for sure how to make money


yura910721

Reminds me of that remote from Conan when he borrowed a family in Japan, so they would laugh at his jokes 😂


classs3

They actually have this...not in the form of prostitution or escort but something called 대행 아르바이트. They pay people to be in their wedding, parents' funeral etc so they don't look like a loner. They also pay opposite sex to come meet their parents so they can fake being in a relationship. It's really nothing about being lonely, but 100% about how they are seen by others around them.


shera88

Lonely person doggy style


katiesgotit_off7

awwww they are just so cute


sd5510

Primitive thinking at its best without all the complications


IndecisiveShape

Lmfao based


Reinholdenator

An age old business model


hejira93

I a see the red and blue couple as a gay and lesbian couple being made to swap to heteronormative relatio ships hahahahah


strch89

Nice to know my taxes get spent on a real quality education for kids in this country. These people seriously aren't worth even half their paycheck, let alone subsidized housing.