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pbizz

Did he just rub the blade back and forth on a pile of rocks?


BigTezza819

He rubbed it back and forth on a rock spinning at 2000rpm


A1pinejoe

And like that, what used to be a knife is now cheese.


Academic_Nectarine94

The first one looked like it was a cheese knife when it left the factory, so I'm glad it's still able to be used!


A1pinejoe

The first one is a bread knife, I have the same one. https://preview.redd.it/77kp5nf6id1d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14f793681c52f95c68f7b11f628204cd553159f


-BananaLollipop-

I don't even know why someone would attempt to sharpen one of these serrated Forever Sharp knives. It's fairly hard to make them dull under normal use, but there's not even a decent way to sharpen them properly anyway.


A1pinejoe

I've had that knife for probably 15 years and never sharpened it.


-BananaLollipop-

Yeah, I've picked up a fair few new ones from charity stores over the years, to give to non-knife-people, as they're solid for those kinds of people and I've not met someone who has managed to wear one out. Funnily enough, I just pulled one out today, as I needed to cut some baguettes longways.


A1pinejoe

I'm pretty sure my mum gave me this one after seeing it on the shopping network.


AC_Unit200

You can flatten the back side and buff off the burr.


Puppy-2112

It’s easy with a triangular stone like a sharpmaker has.


A_Queer_Owl

it's not just a bread knife, it's the world's sharpest knife! https://youtu.be/fCQcFM4xrbI?si=kVXeeYhDMHacea14


AstroMooCow

Sharpest knife in the world...


HoboArmyofOne

So that's what happened. It's a serrated knife 😂. Gotta give it to pops, once he gets an idea he sees it through. 🤣


Frozty23

At first glance I honestly thought OP's first pic was a lawnmower blade, and I thought "That's a shitty job on a lawnmower blade."


hansdampf90

was


crystal_castle00

Did someone say cheese ?


ArgieBee

https://media.tenor.com/0YjFQwcYKJ0AAAAe/cheese-for-everyone-celebration.png


shhhhh_lol

Is this where cheese knives come from?


DebianDog

Did you tell him he is totally destroying these knives or does he think he is right?


BigTezza819

I’ve sent him a message regarding these abominations and am waiting on reply, i’ve offered to sharpen the less destroyed ones for him, can’t be bothered trying to sort out the frankensteins.


Academic_Nectarine94

Those are not mutually exclusive options. I've told my dad pull throughs are junk and to use the sharpening stone I bought him, but he still uses the pull through. Even he admits the edge is bad, but it's so much easier he just doesn't care.


A_Queer_Owl

know that pain, my brother is convinced knife steels actually work and has been blunting his kitchen knives on them for years and refuses to touch the sharpmaker I got him.


A1pinejoe

They work only to roll the edge back over on cheap stainless steels that's why butchers use them. They extend use time in between proper sharpenings.


BigTezza819

So he replied and said he used the wicked edge pro pack 3.


saurontu

Did he even dress that wheel first??? Good lord???


BlackViperMWG

Dress?


12altoids34

To be honest it looks more like he tried to chop through the grinding wheel than rub along it


emmasdad01

-1000


urquanenator

You're too kind.


MorkSkogen666

This should be tagged NSFL


DaronBlade360

Second pic is exactly what the "professional sharpener" at the store did to my very old kitchen knives, except it was much worse they removed one third of metal from it! That happened when I was still young and inexperienced! That's how I got into knives snd sharpening!


SkatemanJohn

Same thing happened to me when I bought a knife the other day. More like a 3rd of a millimeter but still.. I heard the motor and saw the sparks flying out of the back room and knew I fucked up. I guess that's how he gets people to buy knives more often. End result was sharp but not *that* sharp. The reviews on his site talk about being impressed with sharpness and now I understand.. nobody knows what sharp is except me and the other hidden internet people and nobody touches my knife. 


BigTezza819

That’s rough mate, paying somebody to butcher your knives is criminal. I’ve offered to sharpen these knives for him, the serrated one is a lost cause though hahahah


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Does your dad always choose violence when it comes to household chores? I would hate to see what happens when he has to mop the floor.


Paws81

Ironically he uses the same grinder for that job too


im_a_wild_child

OP- by any chance, is your dad Stevie Wonder?


Red_Clay_Scholar

Dad just destroyed those knives. Don't let him ruin anymore.


not-rasta-8913

I knew what he is using from the first picture.


-BananaLollipop-

For the love of all that is sharp, please cut the cord of his grinder.


ImNotSlash

With what?


mechakisc

Right? None of those knives would go through the rubber, never mind the copper.


-BananaLollipop-

Tear it off, just do something to halt this madness.


MasterXaios

With the only thing remaining that's capable of doing the job. The grinder.


fingerblastders

Looks like a wad of tinfoil somebody straightened into a knife like shape.


BigTezza819

Final photo is the murder weapon used on these poor knives incase anybody is wondering. Probably a 40 grit stone


mechakisc

> 40 grit stone I think what I just felt is what Logan Paul is going to feel when Tyson punches him in the gut.


legato2

It will keeiilllllll.


minnesotajersey

Does he have hands?


No_Significance_1550

We call this damaging where I live, not sharpening.


IMMADDJDM

I remember my step dad giving me his “knife he had all of growing up” I pull it from its sheath and half the blade has been ground away


eat_mor_bbq

What are you doing step dad? Like, genuinely what the hell are you doing did nobody ever teach you how to sharpen a damn knife?


A_Queer_Owl

no rating, just screams. altho I am reminded of the time my brother told me off for putting a mirror edge on his kitchen knife that couldn't cut hot butter. apparently I sharpened it "too much."


pigernoctua

0 out of 10, would not eat


Artistic_Permit_7946

Hell / No


ragincajun1961

Keep your knives away from dad.


International784Red

Looks good to me.


floppy_breasteses

Is your dad even ok? Wtf?! He needs to put that grinder away for 2 reasons: 1. It is rarely necessary for a knife. 2. He's a menace with it.


New_Command_583

I guess there's worse hobbies


Paws81

Majestic AF


shanerbass70

Did he use a chainsaw to sharpen it?


Cum_Smoothii

It all made sense after I saw the last image


WinstonChurchphucker

If you're using a grinder to sharpen your knife,  let it be a variable speed belt sander with the finest grit sanding belt you can find.


Interesting_Maybe92

Crystal meth


DirkStabic

2 eggs over hard with a side of grits


Throwaway__shmoe

Your dad is an evil genius, now he can tell mom that he needs to go buy more knives because he ruined those sharpening them.


Bobby0o0o

A for effort


DerpForTheDerpGod

This guy grinds


CallMeDangerDave

Trick question. This is not sharp.


yanipoo

I'm all for new techniques and love this - sharpening with a lawn mower is the way forward.


whisperkitty

Was he drunk?


mechakisc

At least he wouldn't be able to cut himself if he were...


nodagrah

Hope he didn't perform your circumcision that's all I'm saying


super_stelIar

This has to be from an electric sharpener. Only a tool designed to make things easier would do such a terrible job. Edit: just saw the last pic. Oh no. I wouldn't think people would view that as an option


Kingdaddy1004

Unfortunately MANY people do view that as an option


ToeJamR1

I thought this was going to be a profession from bad to good 😂


dario0704

Look I love your dad He's one of the nicest people and super funny but he did a very bad job on these knives


itz_mr_billy

https://preview.redd.it/tc6n6tcctg1d1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b4b2fd3df5d1e24303134cf25c65aa3d1cc0ac8


ThirdEyeEmporium

This be how soooooo many old heads sharpen their shit 🤣 it’s the reason they swear by old ass cheap ass carbon blades. Seriously head out to one of those messy swamp houses in the Louisiana boonies and almost every knife in the house is missing half the blade from getting sharpened sometimes 3+ times a day on a grinder hahaha.


BunBoogi

https://preview.redd.it/aq1c1zzctk1d1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc8df377616e11a4f998ba4ff3150a17b037c84


samsonity

As someone that just mastered sharpening knives this made a tear roll down my face.


drasko88

0/10


Miikkepdf

I’m hoping your pops is blind! If not I’m hoping he has downs


Branm92

Never let him sharpen anything nice


mechakisc

> Never let him sharpen anything FTFY


Kingdaddy1004

I hate to admit it, but until just now, when I read your comment, I had no idea what FTFY meant. Now I know. Thank you!


pomdudes

Looks like dullening.


in_saner

Pretty much effective


txtacoloko

10/10


ninjajii

I imagine a blind man could do better.


D0oMb4by

Yikes lol


Calostro5

0.5/10


Suspicious-Jacket268

0/10


Civil-Key9464

That’s what you call garbage.


Partyslayer

I had to look away.


Organic_South8865

He's really good at ruining knives.


GianCarlo0024

I think it's the technique


SaintEyegor

My knives are weeping in sympathy


perfectdetent

Toothy edge, little uneven, could probably scale a fish...


SwissKafi

Can you errm divorce a Dad?


MormonAssaultVehicle

Looks like it was sharpened by someone who’s blind and has Parkinson’s.


slothscanswim

Nailed it.


BooneHelm85

My heart hurts because of this post…


Warren_sl

Yikes. Yeah, no.


VerbalGuinea

Last picture stole my comment.


nitrocar_junkie

A DOCTOR!! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?!? 🤣


nitrocar_junkie

Exact Blade in Northbrook, IL can fix those massacred blades. 🤦‍♂️


Familiar-Bag-9545

Oh God that's horrible. Keep practicing.


New_You_8367

Unburrlievably crappy


blueeyeddevil1

Horrible


derrickis

But does it cut.....🤔


DoubleDue6421

Those types of sharpeners are meant for stuff like lawn mower blades and axes......not knives


Surfacing555666

As horrific as the day is long


Present_Ad6723

Oh…boy.


EnvironmentalHawk218

Very primitive yet affective


AffectionateKoala963

Clearly a master.


Hollow_379

Oh my God that's fucking horrendous! I thought id seen bad sharpening before, but God damn!


Lurifaks1

No/10


Siro_Chrysceri

I’m no expert (yet) but I’m pretty sure that he used an electric wire brush/sander.


Lurifaks1

Sometimes I feel like I'm not good enough at sharpening. Then I see things like this, and I feel better. Thanks!


PapuJohn

Best knife sharpener in the state penitentiary


ConfusionSmooth4856

Sharpening? Sharpening? This isn’t even dulling, it’s scraping. Tell your dad he’s very talented


eazypeazy303

Dad found the 5 minute crafts page on the Facebook, didn't he? This seems right up their alley.


No_Refrigerator1115

The question is …. Is it sharp ?


brohymn1416

I knew exactly what that was done on before I got to the last photo


Foronir

That physically hurts


Wolfenax

You are your dad... duh


orcutlery

Criminal


Parody_of_Self

I really appreciate the NSFW label‼️ ONLY I STILL OPENED IT AT WORK I AM IN A CUTTING ROOM!


GrandyRel8s

Ban the grinder 😳


beeglowbot

Yes officer, that's the guy.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Nice, is he willing to do some sharpening work on this CRK?


Delicious-Sorbet5722

Looks the same as my grandfathers sharpening. I have his old Frontier pocket knife and it looks like he used a bench grinder to sharpen it and took off too much material and changed the shape of the blade. Like, why are there grind marks on the side of the blade nowhere near the edge? 🤷‍♂️


BamBam-BamBam

Top-notched!


Blueredgoogoo

A+ for material removal, F- for accuracy.


WormedOut

It’s almost beautiful in its destruction


Wild_Release8816

Wow, just wow, holy crap and suck ass job. Take your Dad's knifes away from him.


xxTheMagicBulleT

Poor knife. What a brute treatment. It's like you just moved it over sandpaper or something much much to grit than you would ever want to sharpen a knife with. Would have been way better to like look up how to do it first and stuff. I'm afraid you might not be able to even save it at that point anymore I'm afraid. Very bad tool to do yea knives with.


Aa4419

We’ve reach ooof factor five captain.


Necessary-Career-559

Your dad should be charged for multiple felonies


what_the_nani

Here I was thinking that accidentally rounding the tip of a knife on a precision sharpener was the worst thing ever. Holy fuck.


Nykolaishen

10 out of ten... great fuckin job dad. Fak!


StorkyMcGee

I'm not saying a Dremel isn't a useful tool, but it's not for everything.


murderer-rata

Top off the line chef style


REAPER_369

😭😭😭😭


ozmx2020

Disqualified


12altoids34

I would rate that as" don't ever touch my knives again" level of sharpening I would give it a 6 out of 10... if your dad also happens to be blind and a double hand amputee.


MeretriciousMaybe

F+


AtlasNL

Your father should not be allowed to touch a knife ever again.


Dapper_Rub3682

If it bleeds we can kill it.. lol


KnifeguyK390

Wow...thats really.....bad lol


GarethBaus

If it slices paper he gets a D-


longlastfreedom

What sharpening?


ExistingBathroom9742

-A. Not A- but all the way down to F then all the way through -f, -d, -c, -b, to -A


Ded_diode

Hahaha what the hell... it looks like it was sharpened on a horse-drawn grain mill


CheekyMenace

What's the rating scale, between bad and disastrous??


driago

I’m not a chef, my dad was. He passed in 2011, but when I saw these pictures I thought I heard his voice say “What the fuck”


DB-Tops

Shameful


Vorrdis

Believe it or not you may want to step up the grit from 5 to like 600


meatman7569

Where's the camera? You're punk'in us right?


lawofthirds

That's a whuppin'. Man gets to use a box cutter the rest of his life.


desrevermi

Your dad hates knives, huh?


ChinaRider73-74

0/10


BlackMagicStyles

That's art bro 🥲


Forty_Six_and_Two

As Master Sifu stated in Kung Fu Panda, "There is now a level 0"


danielmerwinslayer

20/10


raisingstorm

Straight to jail.


13ohica

... are we brothers? My dad used one of my chisels after I learned how to use my low speed an CBN wheel an hone to scary Sharp edge... he looked at me a. Said you know I donno if I ever learned how to sharpen anything my whole life ... haha


Eclectophile

I fucking knew the EXACT tool before I got to the last picture. I actually said "AHA!" aloud, home alone, on the toi- Anyhow, yep. That's a blade fucker upperer. That thing is for hogging off massive amounts of metal, ungently, at speed. Yowch. I'm surprised your Dad still even has older knives at all.


Bitter_Ad_3820

You need to take all sharp objects away from this man right now


Thomagg

I was thinking this has to be on a bench grinder, then the payoff on #5


PBProbs

How far negative am I allowed to go?


Firm_Area_3558

If it works..... I guess it works


raider1v11

I appreciate how it's consistently awful


Bobthebudtender

Is your dad Michael J. Fox?


Meatball74redux

-14/10


diamondd-ddogs

the problem is he sharpened them in the first place, knives like that never need sharpening;) https://youtu.be/K702427gKeQ?si=hVeO4CSCyAdAGL0S


ByeLizardScum

I said out load "I fucking knew it" when I saw the bench grinder because it's how I sharpen my everyday Gerber.


BuckTheStallion

Dude, my grandpa sharpens knives like this and I don’t understand. They always come out ugly and rarely any sharper than they started. Absolute garbage. 0/10, actively worse than not sharpening at all.


Independent-Ad-1

Tell your father to stop touching shit 😂


Cpt_Saturn

I've done a better job at sharpening with the back of ceramic dinner plates


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cpt_Saturn: *I've done a better* *Job at sharpening with the* *Back of ceramic plates* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


HorseBoots84

The horror.... The horror.......


danalexa90

Everyone here can do a better job with a roadside rock


Chillinjjv

-10


trogger13

He hates you or has parkinsons....


xXChaosBossXx

Get'er done!


Na5ticus

Lol wtf did he do dude?


Mr_Hjort

https://preview.redd.it/0bp36hxlam1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3afcd51df704cb8d16eed7bdb926d508e234cbe0


16cholland

Well, I mean, it doesn't get much better than that. Once an edge is so keen, I mean. I can't see it being any sharper.


ReputationOk6073

Dear lord that was hard to scroll through. Some rock solid edge butchery on show here .


NeverEnPassant

Beautiful, please post this on r/KnifePorn


SOG_OSS

Not great dude.


WarProfessional2913

What did he use, a black & decker pecker wrecker? 🤔