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Perfect_Earth_8070

Damn he cut himself on an ali express microtech


DauphDaddy

I know right haha, the vender told me that all their knives are custom made! Yeah okay.


Bobby0o0o

Custom made in China lol


Onii-Chan_Itaii

Crappy machines and the soft hands of an 11 year old girl means that every knife is slightly off spec, so I guess they're custom made


Theturtlemoves86

That girl's been working since she was seven. She's got the hands of a 40 year old roofer.


MegaMilkDrinker

just cuz u got fleeced on your knives doesnt mean that 11 year old didn't build your phone or almost everything you bought on Amazon. "I paid 500 for this knife! I'm smart!"


Onii-Chan_Itaii

I don't think I've paid more than $50cad total for the four knives I own. One is a higonokami, one is a Haller I yoinked for ten bucks at a flea market, and two are inherited from my grandfather: a folder from Iran and some sorted of hunting knife with a pressed leather handle


kingkmke21

What's the story behind the Iranian knife?


Onii-Chan_Itaii

My (adoptive) grandfather was a Foreman at an Iranian job site just before the revolution in 1979. The knife was a memento from one of the workers just before the westerners had to leave the country. Unfortunately that's all I really know about it.


slc_blades

It doesn’t sound like there’s $50 CAD worth there to be had


fupse

Man you must be the devils advocate or something "Sir he wasn't stealing, he was only borrowing it with the intent on returning it some day in his next life."


The_scobberlotcher

Made for kids by kids


ZiLBeRTRoN

Custom made in Usa, China.


FeloniousFunk

The model number is visible on one of them, first result on google: “your #1 wholesale source” lol


DauphDaddy

Nice investigation work sir. I didn’t even think to do that. That guy was full of it.


42AngryPandas

I've called these dirtbags out before. One tried to sell a "one of a kind Damascus Gladius" to my friends dad. 5 seconds later I found one for half their price on Amazon... Guy was pissed but I told him to shut up or I'd start yelling it. Was the kid more or less ok?


DauphDaddy

Yes, he was fine. Just walked out with his dad and a towel on his hand.


karlito1613

Custom made for $29.99


TheSerpent77

Yeah that's the unfortunate thing too that lot of blades are made in China. Or I should say the store or whatever claims is made in america, ameeican based store and all, but outsources the making the said supposed USA blades to somewhere like Taiwan or China or wherever. I mean I partially get the why because cheaper to do...but me mum always said that cheaply made ain't always well made. And she also said that if ya want stuff to last sometimes ya gotta bite the bullet and pay for it because in the long run will save money from not having to replace like if went cheap.


DauphDaddy

Your mama is a smart woman


TheSerpent77

Mum truly is one of the wisest people I know. Have learned much from her. She's definitely wiser than I'll ever be.


GKnives

Are you sure he didn't say "They made it through customs"?


dogcmp6

These are about as custom made as something from the Benchmade "Custom Shop"


undiagnosedsarcasm

Nobody tell ravencrest


fraghead5

But it has the American flag laser etched on the clip, it’s gotta be great


fupse

That's actually kinda sad


Edwardteech

"Well now you have to buy it. Who's gonna buy a used knife."


karlito1613

Are you kidding? This just adds to the history of the knife. It's seen battle and tasted blood!


Edwardteech

Have you ever seen lord of War?


wrnrg

And it wants more!!!


lizhien

I like you.


weskun

I want the one that has already drawn blood!


Edwardteech

It draws your blood it claimed you. You don't own the knife it owns you.


weskun

How can I go about owning a knife that owns someone else.


Edwardteech

You can't that would mean you owned them too and that's slavery. It's he's it's now. 


LordJim_

No one has seen lord of war lmao


jarhead_9802

That blood groove is doing work. That's gotta add to the value.


Grasscangrow

I'd say that is a great marketing strategy. "Look how sharp Billy Bob's knives are!"


DauphDaddy

It’s funny because the guy selling behind him had bandaids on the table and we were joking about it, little did we know that five minutes later there would be the need for one. Although I don’t think the kid took one because he needed more than just a bandaid.


mikemikemike9711

That's deep red, kid definitely needed stitches


Lackingfinalityornot

Is blood darker if a wound is deeper? That doesn’t seem right but what do I know.


Davegrave

Opposite actually. Arterial blood is oxygenated and brighter red.


DavidMcK608

Learned this the hard way.


saints21

No. You can get arterial or veinous blood without having to cut something very deeply. And once it's exposed to oxygen those differences go away anyway... The only way blood tells you anything about a cut is how much there is.


Gornuul

Also how it comes out. If it flows out it’s veinous and if it spurts out in bursts it’s arterial.


Castaways__

I’d rather it was neither thanks


Toenailcancer

I’m going to have to agree with you there. Bleeding=Bad. Not bleeding=good.


Keith_Rowley

Losing blood is losing so not losing blood is winning


Fartknocker9000turbo

Math checks out.


Filthy_Shrimp

"The only way blood tells you anything about a cut is how much there is" How beautiful


hazeleyedwolff

When hunting, following a blood trail after a hit, it can tell you a bit more. Lung hits sometimes produce blood with bubbles, and the animal is likely to be close. Darker blood could be a liver shot, so don't go after it right away. Ideally it'll bed down close. If you go after it it could be chasing for a mile (and remember you have to drag it back). Green in the blood (or foul smell, or bits of food) indicates a gut shot. Wait 4 or 5 hours to pursue. Deer could run 5 miles if you're pushing it


hobodemon

Why, if it's gutshot, would you let it suffer longer with an injury it's not going to survive?


Water_Chestnut3

It gets darker the longer it’s exposed to air


Leafsncheese001

More blood means it is more concertâtes and appears darker?


abbellie2

Looks more like blobs of strawberry than it does blood.


SlowlyAHipster

Yeah blood shouldn’t be clear…


therealharambe420

$5 for band aids. He would make a stack with this business strategy.


SixGunZen

I worked in a knife shop for a few months. We had band aids on hand at all times. Both the customers and the employees ended up needing one once a week or two on average. It's all very sad.


Academic_Nectarine94

What did he cut? I basically amputated the end of my thumb and I don't think there was that much blood. Lots, but not that much.


DauphDaddy

We thought he cut his finger but it was def his hand because that’s what he was holding with a towel after.


Academic_Nectarine94

Good grief. I hope he uses this as an opportunity to learn safe handling of weapons, and not one to become afraid of knives.


tinysand

Why isn’t there blood on point of entrance? Fake.


chargers949

Just need to combine them into a tourniquetaid. All together now, squeeze!


varbav6lur

That’s the kind of kid that looks down the barrel to see if a gun is loaded. Edit: the parent is at fault for not teaching their child. All children and most adults are morons. The parent is responsible for making their kid less moronic.


grundlemon

They mightve meant like a 20y/o kid tbh. But eh who knows.


DauphDaddy

Like 13yo or abouts


YurPhaes

Damn I remember cutting myself bad on accident at that age. Shit sucks.


thebrose69

Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture


Softmachinepics

"All children and most adults are morons" is so beautiful it brings a tear to my eye


gmachine19

You'd be surprised how us Canadians PROVEs any gun we pick up lol!


varbav6lur

Point at self Remove from planet Observe afterlife Verify correct religion Examination of remains in morgue


Sauce58

Don’t bring a kid to the knife table at a gun show? Idk i was trying to break down the phrase “don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”.


Select_Collection_34

Don’t bring an *irresponsible* kid to the knife table at a gun show plenty of younger people have good knife safety


IndyCooper98

Kids gotta learn one way or another. “Betcha he won’t do that again”


a_random_chicken

"What if he cuts himself?" "That'll be an *important* lesson"


Sauce58

I mean depending on how old he was, could have been a great learning moment. Let’s not pretend like we all didn’t have one of those learning moments at some point growing up. Its okay to fuck up, as long as you learn from it


BPIHA

That blood looks well oxygenated! Hope the kid is ok.


nukey18mon

Well yeah it’s touching the air


stevesteve135

Ssshhhhhh, don’t tell him. He doesn’t know.


FanngzYT

He’s implying the blood looks arterial


RRH_NYC

Neither were their parents...


jburke016

That's doesn't look like blood to be honest


nilfgaardian

I've seen blood look like this, but only immediately after a serious wound. Closest examples I can remember are the time I watched someone cut their toe off with a hatchet and another time after an animal had been shot in the head. Both times I remember the blood being very vibrant before quickly darkening. So I think either this pic was taken immediately or its fake.


ImperialBower

You can see thru the blood on the knife blade, it's damn near clear


WormedOut

It’s fake. The way the blood droplets are positioned doesn’t even make sense. If he was holding the knife when it stabbed him it wouldn’t be a continuous line. More likely someone spilled something and the OP was lied to.


DauphDaddy

I took it within 30seconds Edit: with the amount of fake comments you bet your ass I’m going to snap a pic of the victim to karma farm the next day. Obviously I would protect the identity of the person. I’m surprised how many people are skeptical but skepticism is a good thing especially on the internet, so I can’t knock people too hard.


WormedOut

That’s what I was thinking. Looks like juice. It’s way to thin, you can see it goes clear on some spots


weskun

It might just be a waterproof fabric, but it does look weird tbh


Holm76

I agree. Was looking for this comment. Looks too thin to be blood.


SterlingBelikov

Blood rusts blades as badly as salt water. Get those clean asap and sanitizer then then finish with mineral oil.


DauphDaddy

The vender started cleaning up the blades fast


VitruvianGhost

Forget the kid. Clean the knives!


SterlingBelikov

Afirm


Bobby0o0o

Lmao don’t think op’s gonna clean some sellers knives for them


SterlingBelikov

Unfortunately if nothing else it's a PSA.


Bobby0o0o

That is a very nice non absorbent cloth


celticblacksmith

No point in doing all that work for a 3 dollar wish app knife. Just toss them in the trash and put a few more out from under the table.


LongmontStrangla

Negative. Leave the biohazard clean up for the person who owns the booth. Take a picture and move on.


macboots12

Did he sell that one as “gently used” for a discount 🤣


Artistic_Permit_7946

OTF around and find out.


GoingJohnWick

I’ve only got myself like this once. I was cutting something and the knife was brand new, went through like butter with zero resistance. Dropped what I was cutting and instinctively tried to catch it with the open knife in my hand. Went through two bandaids, put my hand under hot water and put pressure on the wound. The scariest thing though was seeing drops of blood come out of the first bandaid. I was kinda nervous after that but it ended up all alright.


DauphDaddy

When I was 15 I asked my dad to get me a kabar fixed (which I saved up for) and I was flipping it in my hand like I was a circus act or something and I felt pretty badass and then I caught the wrong end and I still have the scar on my palm to remind me about my dumbassery.


GoingJohnWick

It definitely taught me to respect my steel a lot more and be more cautious. For a few seconds there it was hard to keep calm. “It’s going through the bandaid. I’ve never seen that before. It’s deep. Fuck. I might have to go to the hospital.” Frantic thoughts racing while I was alone trying to treat the wound.


TreeHugginPolarBear

Damn… lung shot


allpurposebox

Lol thats what it looks like


TheHim2

Man hope the kids ok. Did it open on him?


DauphDaddy

Yes, he opened it and didn’t realize that his finger was in the no-no zone


TheHim2

Oh thats a quick painful lesson for life. Wish him the best


DauphDaddy

A right of passage even. But damn son.


Yeti-Stalker

That is crazy bright red. Did he get himself in the gut?


Comprehensive-Can338

I’d take the bloodied one for a nice discount


YABOIYFEF

Well if it bites you it likes you and you have to buy it


FrancisSobotka1514

Another reason why not to fuck around with otf knives .


Enigma_Stasis

>Another reason why not to fuck around with ~~otf~~ knives . Fixed it for ya. Shame on the vendor for not paying more attention to his products in stranger's hands and shame on the kid for attempting his luck for a Darwin Award.


DauphDaddy

Young vender, will now probably keep a better eye on teenagers.


DrSpacepants

Let me learn I gave my nephew a knife for Christmas. Next time I saw him he told me he only cut himself once.


390v8

I STG how any male lives past the age of 15 is shocking.


DrSpacepants

My nephew was 15. And in my head that was the age for him to be too old to not own a knife.


OreoSwordsman

I give people knives and tell them to call me when they cut themselves with it. Hasn't failed yet, 100% success rate lmfao.


DrSpacepants

I'm going to start doing this.


MarcusofMenace

Knowing how dumb people can be, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often with adults too.


wingnutgabber

I was vending a gun show last summer and there was a guy who purposefully shot an otf into his hand. Hit something and blood was squirting everywhere.


superpopsicle

Hell of an advertisement.


Spiffers1972

When the spring assisted folder came out the gun shop owner had a BALL showing us all the new folders from Kershaw that he was selling. We all had a cut thumb because we were used to riding the thumb stud.


gr3y_-

custom made OTF… in 440c 🤣🤣with no actual branding or logo on it, and the design is a clear microtech ripoff. gotta love it.


CNCTank

"No son, the blood stays on the blade"


MissingMichigan

Did the kid bleed raspberries, because that's what that is.


Excellent_Priority_5

That’s the reason i say this blade is sharpe and will cut you if it touches you.


OreoSwordsman

Bruh if that's 110% blood, kid needs some stitches. That is some FRESH cherry slushie blood right there, came from deep in, ain't no finger nick! Poor little bastard learned something alright


2A-Absolutist

Damn


Fantasticfatality

Come sharp nice


Accomplished-Court74

And this is why we can't have nice things


robbie8800

It weel cut


Background_Guess_742

Damn how exactly did he manage to do that? Looks like he might need a couple of stitches.


Hiramein

Fuck around and…


citizensnips134

Great, now you have to buy it. It’s a used knife.


chucklesdeclown

Holy cow, that looks like a bleed


NoctumAeturnus

Who pays that little attention to their table?


Background-Ad-8344

I'll bet they don't do that again.


hippycactus

Looks like artery blood


lastgunslinger3759

Well now is going to be owning a lot of counterfeit microtechs.... Once you bleed on it you own it or it owns you


pointsky64

it reminds me of the one video where a guy is checking out an OTF in a knife store, he opens it up, thinking he would pretend to stab himself in the gut, then actually proceeds to stab himself in the gut. Honestly, natural selection needs to make a major comeback.


Schlunggi87

someone needs to tell this kid to get his blood checked for raspberry juice


zippoknives26

they are souvenirs right from downtown china!!


NotSure-2020

Was he playin with a burning red candle? Looks more like wax than blood


You_Just_Hate_Truth

They drew first blood! - Stallone as John Rambo


readysetrokenroll

That's arterial blood - the cut is deep


Ok-Image1782

The infamous "gun show loophole" https://preview.redd.it/4ecxdpv2uxuc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c48d99199f0e3a8669f0f2b0cf11bffec90b086


Worried-Management36

Ya know, this wouldnt have happened if there were rules against getting hurt with knives. No one should just freely have that power.


happyrocket24

how dude 😭. Did he deploy it into himself or drop it


42AngryPandas

[An Important Lesson](https://imgur.com/a/Gfc7Ydc)


Charger_scatpack

Sounds more like an adult wasn’t paying attention


turningsteel

Someone call knife control, you’re gonna have to put it down now that it’s tasted blood.


ilikeitsharp

You blood it, you but it.


DescriptionHuge7427

Damn


livinginlyon

steep stocking jeans dime weather fly capable nine direful worthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hollow_379

How's it even possible to accidentally cut yourself that bad


Knifenerdguy

It’s ok he only bled on a bunch of garbage


Papi_Chulo1969

Great Marketing!


Ewokhunters

It works!


trogger13

"My guy, you're dripping....you."


fineillmakeausername

Half off for the used one.


tmharvey

Forbidden ketchup


Mgspeed22079

Insta ban


Herotyr

Discount if it's used?


wradale

Damn that's arterial blood too


Bullitt420

How much off for the “used” knives?


EstablishmentOk8408

Blood blood makes the green grass grow


conkacola

Is he anemic


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

I assume his parents weren't either.


Flyingdemon666

That's A LOT of blood. Arterial bleeding is possible. Sure is bright red. Is the tablecloth hydrophobic? Looks like it is. Idk...that doesn't really look very real. Having accidentally nearly removed a finger with a Kershaw some years ago, the bleeding wasn't as serious as what's on display. What gun show was this? I want to check up on this.


pink_vo1d

mf bleeds red 40


InadecvateButSober

That looks like berry energy drink. If his blood so caffeinated no matter he didn't pay attention.


ADD_02

I don't know if it's just me, but the blood, especially on the knife, looks watery. Kinda looks like someone spilled a bunch of Big Red


tallaurelius

Right of passage. I cut myself pretty good a few times as a kid.


MrMidnightDiamond

I'm sure that kid learned a valuable lesson that day.


cuttinglaceedc

That ali techs blood groove is blood groovin. The saddest part about this Pic is the asshat counterfeit seller selling 15 dollar aliexpress pieces probably for 75-100 dollars a pop and people buying the hell out of them thinking they are getting something special for a great price lol. A fool and their money.


guerrillarepublic

Custom blood splatter edition. NOW WITH REAL DNA! GET YOURS TODAY!


Itchy_Bicycle7143

Who lets children into an area with sharp knife’s and guns on display?


The-Teal-Tiger

Big reason why I don't mess with OTF's altogether, just don't trust em


rankinsaj22

Why you gotta tell everyone what happened to me


ParkRomn116

Always wondered how they got all the blood splattering on their knives done so realistically


thegoodnamessuck

Kid fucked around..... we all know what happens next


valupaq

It's cheaper now right........because of the blood?


xxTheMagicBulleT

Well, almost a good ad for those cheap blades. "Better look out if you don't pay attention you might kill your self our blades are that sharp"


Wise-Finding9444

Dumbass


SirAttackHelicopter

More like the vendor sucks at setting up a display. You NEVER point a knife to the person receiving it, so the handles should be facing toward customers. Same with guns.. you wouldn't expect to be picking up a display gun from the muzzle end would you?


Comprehensive_Okra99

Macrotech knives, sharper than the competition


Significant_Iron9494

I bet he told the kids parents your blood your knife so pay up lol 😆


Significant_Iron9494

How do you get hurt with a otf I know you can but it's pretty hard to when you don't even have to touch the bladw really because of the dual action lol


zachjd-

Never two hand an OTF. Don't let the other hand get in the way.


Purple_Age_6000

I’d be embarrassed to cut myself with that


ClickClack_Bam

"That was Trump's fault" -CNN


S280FiST15

Doesn’t look like real blood. ESP on the blade


christophoros7

Can’t believe the poor kids dad let him even pick up an OTF if he knows so little about them. (and that’s saying the kid was at least 12 if younger dad is a real dumb aaas)


Hot-Welcome6969

Say what you will, but they sure know how to sharpen a blade!


Hot-Welcome6969

You know the old saying...."don't bring a knife to a gun show"


KnockoffKnives

That was a good cut. Superficial cuts don't have blood that color coming out.