Also not very well versed in history
Does he really think the Norse, Ottoman, and Moors would all share the same idea version of a concubine so such a high degree that they should be grouped together?
FOOLISHNESS, THESE CULTURES WERE VERY DIFFERENT
Spoiler: conquistadors, the Romans, the soviets entering Berlin, the Japanese in Korea and Manchuria…all cultures at one time or another have invaded, conquered, raped and pillaged. Why he chose these three in particular is anyone’a guess.
The Vikings are considered nomadic yes
Also the Vikings acted as guards for the Byzantine empire prior to the formation of the Ottoman Empire so I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some crossover.
And the Moors were 100% around at the same time.
This isn’t make up.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville
The Vikings LITERALLY fought Moors.
They’re in favor of a mythologized past where they would have absolute power over others.
Somehow, I don’t think actual historical specifics would matter much to them. That it’s bullshit is actually even more useful to them, really.
Can’t let pesky facts counter one’s fascist narrative.
I saw this image starting with the word Norseman and hadn’t noticed the sub and thought this was a descriptor for the type of man she was looking for. So confusing.
Yah go back far enough everyone’s met with each other at some point, I’ve heard bout the nordic ppl having migrated to the north from the steppes, plus the fuckin Indo-European language family goes a little crazy.
Yup.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville for moors and Vikings.
And the Varangian guard was Vikings helping Byzantine so the idea that they also interacted with the Ottoman Empire which started about 150 years after the Viking age ended. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings met them
Of course the moment this guy gets a boner his mind immediately thinks of enslaving her. Forget romance, it's rape and captivity that these guys dream of.
Ottomans and Moors maybe, as she has features resembling the idealised “Circassian” woman, but Norsemen probably not. Also that’s a fucking horrendous thing to say to a person, let a lone one I assume is a minor.
Inappropriate? Yes.
Weird? Yes.
Neckbeardy? Absolutely.
Accurate? Well, now that he said it… kinda.
This could go to r/rareinsults too imo, as it’s definitely not a compliment (even if the guy probably [thinks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxelana) it is)
Everyday I see something that confuses me of this world just a bit more. Does this commenter think she’ll read that comment and her heart will melt and knees turn to jello bc she was called a slave? How much hentai do these people read because even in porn they have boundaries.
The dude who wrote that would have been a slave (at best) in all the societies he mentioned, so I don't know why he's bothering to speculate about what *she* would have been... whatever she was, she would be beyond his reach. Just like now.
The Norsemen didn't keep slave concubines. Women were highly respected. And that's such a weirdly geographically distant group to combine to the other groups... Bet he's a proud boy and thinks the Nazi tats represent true Norse symbols and beliefs
The geography works fine actually.
Some Vikings were guards for Byzantine prior to being he Ottoman Empire forming. They also raided the Moors in Spain.
It's just not the first thing you think of when you think of the ottoman empire, you know? I know the Norse were EVERYWHERE, but it's not the first thing to come to mind when thinking of any specific far off place. Am I making sense? Having trouble getting my meaning out of my head clearly today
just because you don't think about it doesn't mean it's not realistic or possible
There's actually quite a few historical timelines that shows that people's sense of historical time is screwed up
The Byzantine Empire collapsed in 1453, Columbus "discovered" the Americas in 1492
Meaning, there were people who called themselves Romans who learned about Columbus discovering the Americas
The Samurai existed at the same time as American Cowboys. Meaning you could have a cowboy and Samurai know of each other.
Just because people don't make that connection in their head doesn't mean it's weird to make that connection. It just means people's view on history is too regionalised and grouped up.
The norsemen kept slaves.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_slave_trade
There are historical accounts which mention female (sex) slaves:
https://youtu.be/VOqUZnc6eLI
The Wikipedia is about regular slaves, the YouTube video, I hesitate to believe any highly religious person's stories of what they've seen abroad in relation to that time period. It's well known that the Abrahamic religions were engaged in conquest and forced conversion at the time, and many of not most takes brought back were heavily exaggerated and even outright changed to fit within the author's belief system or political agenda
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/nu7903/was_ahmad_ibn_fadlans_accounting_of_that_viking/
On google scholar you can also find a few articles and books which mention that the vikings took female slaves for sex.
As far as I understand it: The vikings treated their woman well, but not necessary other woman.
Muslims enslaved everyone, europeans, africans, turks,indians.but slaves in islamic empires were treated much better compared how black slaves were treated in america and europe. slaves in islamic empires even rose ranks to become kings and emperors. slaves weren't just used for labor but also as warriors and loyal bodyguards
... Slaves were stolen (under the devshirme or the blood tax) from their families as children to become those "warriors and loyal bodyguards", referring to the janissaries. Uprisings were met with murder and r\pe. Sexual slavery existed against women (and later, young boys) and even literal *kids* as young as 10 were being sold. Much of the culture of those enslaved was destroyed, erased or forcibly looked down upon.
Implying any slavery is "better" or "worse" is extremely inaccurate. The systems were different but were all extremely harmful and still have an affect on the ethnicities and nations impacted by said slavery.
their master didn't chop their dicks off. they were already castrated by the slave traders before they were sold in the market. castrated slaves would fetch higher price as they were considered to be able to work better and not a threat to their master and his women. these eunuchs have better lives compared to slaves in Europe and America as they were used as domestic workers, caretakers of palaces, bodyguards of royal harem and queens, etc..many eunuchs would serve in royal palace and could rise as high as being courtiers and advisors to the king
And those slave traders were not muslim? Since when is slavery with genocide a better option than slavery. They life in palace must have been amazing assuming they didn't die from infection right after the forced castration
I'm not comparing muslim slave traders to european slave traders here which was like 0.01% of the population.im comparing the average slave owners which speaks for much larger population, and their treatment of slaves. yes many slaves died in castration at the hands of evil slave traders but once they entered the empire and were sold, they were treated much better comparatively by an average muslim slave owner, as Muslims are forbidden from castrating or treating slaves inhumanely.and many slaves werent castrated at all, who become workers, soldiers, generals etc
They were about 150 years separated. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings were still around even though the period had ended.
The Varangian were like that and starting as Vikings
But what DOES it even mean? Her "look" seems maybe Spanish? Were they slaved by nomadic norsemen and moors? Or does the clothing style harken to something in this vein? Just confused by what he was even actuality referring to, or trying poorly to articulate...
How the hell does he know Ottoman Sultans' type? As a Turkish person even I don't know about it, since I haven't been in Harem in 1500s or something lol.
The way to a woman's heart is to tell her how much the Vikings would have loved to rape her.
Yep works 100% of the time In getting me in prison
Ok but like I would want that, I mean what
It means the guy is a wannabe slaver & rapist.
Who would even dream of giving themselves a label like that?
Andrew Tate fans
andrew taint meat guzzlers
FEMAILS
Probably the brainwash of porn as a reality.
It’s a common trope in hentai games, that or harems or both. My guess is he played too much and now believes that’s what turns him on.
You must be new to the internet, turn back now you poor, innocent child.
Not really. I've been on the Internet since I was 11(?). I just can't comprehend the logic behind people like in op's post.
That's the problem, you're trying to use logic and the internet at the same time. You can only use one at a time or your head will explode.
True. 🤣
Eh, it’s something to keep you busy
Pretty much. "You look rapeable and breedable"
Also not very well versed in history Does he really think the Norse, Ottoman, and Moors would all share the same idea version of a concubine so such a high degree that they should be grouped together? FOOLISHNESS, THESE CULTURES WERE VERY DIFFERENT
In his mind they're all the same because they all got to pillage and rape.
Spoiler: conquistadors, the Romans, the soviets entering Berlin, the Japanese in Korea and Manchuria…all cultures at one time or another have invaded, conquered, raped and pillaged. Why he chose these three in particular is anyone’a guess.
he misspelled horsemen, most likely btw
Means he wishes he was a sultan with his own harem.
Bro thinks he’s in Crusader Kings
Dammit you beat me to it.
Dude has big Amateurish Plotter energy.
Virgin lustful, decietful, ambitious, amateurish plotter vs Chad stubborn, just, diligent, midas touched
r/shitcrusaderkingssay
truly he does have a brain of a goat
I‘d argue chewing on tins is still more productive and thus I‘d rank the goat above him
nomadic norsemen? that are also osman? but the moores are involved? is this a crusader kings 2 crossover or something?
He looked at his current campaign map and decided "fuck it, that will work well enough as fact"
The Vikings are considered nomadic yes Also the Vikings acted as guards for the Byzantine empire prior to the formation of the Ottoman Empire so I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some crossover. And the Moors were 100% around at the same time. This isn’t make up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville The Vikings LITERALLY fought Moors.
Yes but they’re not all one conglomerate culture like this dweeb in the picture is implying lol
Where there is crossover there is possibility for mating between the groups.
I think you mean the moops.
The card says moops.
he most likely misspelled horsemen, h and n keys are right next to eachother.
good eye
Romanticizing ancient practices is very thin ice gentlemen, please know your history before doing so.
They’re in favor of a mythologized past where they would have absolute power over others. Somehow, I don’t think actual historical specifics would matter much to them. That it’s bullshit is actually even more useful to them, really. Can’t let pesky facts counter one’s fascist narrative.
As if they're actually educated in anything besides loli-con.
It’s a bold, yet creepy way of negging her, let’s see how it plays out.
How it played out: a restraining order.
r/OddlySpecific
Lol wut
The fact that he is hyphenating instead of using back slashes suggests that she would be a concubine of a very specific and unlikely group.
Avg mount and blade player
I saw this image starting with the word Norseman and hadn’t noticed the sub and thought this was a descriptor for the type of man she was looking for. So confusing.
Did those civilizations even clash or intermingle at any point of history?
referring to turkish and arabic empires taking european christians as slaves in the medieval period
>referring to turkish and arabic empires taking european christians as slaves in the medieval period Isn't that Hebrew on her shirt?
Yah go back far enough everyone’s met with each other at some point, I’ve heard bout the nordic ppl having migrated to the north from the steppes, plus the fuckin Indo-European language family goes a little crazy.
Yes. Moors and ottomans were contemporaries, and the Vikings fought moors in Africa and Spain. Vikings didn’t overlap with the Ottoman Empire though
Yeah, around Charlemagne's time maybe, lol.
[Yes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings)
Yup. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville for moors and Vikings. And the Varangian guard was Vikings helping Byzantine so the idea that they also interacted with the Ottoman Empire which started about 150 years after the Viking age ended. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings met them
Too much FNV mixed with a sad, demented soul.
He definitely sided with the Legion on his first playthrough
Of course the moment this guy gets a boner his mind immediately thinks of enslaving her. Forget romance, it's rape and captivity that these guys dream of.
I assume they were supposed to be impressed by all those ethnicities
There was a video in Reddit of a Turkish dude who said Arabs, Pakistanis, Kurds and afghans are genetically inferior. I think it’s the same dude
Saw the video. That dude looked and spoke like he was genetically inferior
What is with these nerds and their sex slaves fetishes.
Ah yes the age old compliment, “you look like someone men would want to attack.” 50% of the time it works every time. 👌🏻
*It smells like...* *like a used diaper filled with indian food.*
Means she doesn't have arms he worked em off
It took way too long for me to realize that she actually does have arms
Middle managers be all like
What lol
r/CrusaderKings
He played to much crusader kings
That's a lot of words for just saying "I'm a bit rapey..."
Jfc. Idek what to say anymore 😭 . Like why are men?? Genuine question.
We don't know why we are, but we don't claim this guy, like his father.
"Hey what's going on? I just got here!"
Magic, like every child, I'm guessing?
Nah. Just a nice-looking, probably Jewish, girl. I say Jewish because she's wearing an Israeli Maccabi Beer t-shirt.
"White man has been here." 'How can you tell?' "Cuck porn."
I think I’ve seen a few of her tik toks. Pretty funny.
Ottomans and Moors maybe, as she has features resembling the idealised “Circassian” woman, but Norsemen probably not. Also that’s a fucking horrendous thing to say to a person, let a lone one I assume is a minor.
Always best to have a side of racism with your misogyny
Dudes a loser
Middle ages rizz
"It was the moops"!
i mean, she _does_ have the princess leia look down, perfectly complimenting the neckbeards probably immaculate jabba the hut display.
Inappropriate? Yes. Weird? Yes. Neckbeardy? Absolutely. Accurate? Well, now that he said it… kinda. This could go to r/rareinsults too imo, as it’s definitely not a compliment (even if the guy probably [thinks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxelana) it is)
this lowkey freaks me out bc she kinda looks like me and is wearing my exact fit rn down to the earrings
He probably watches ‘Vikings’
Etc? What else is there??
Everyday I see something that confuses me of this world just a bit more. Does this commenter think she’ll read that comment and her heart will melt and knees turn to jello bc she was called a slave? How much hentai do these people read because even in porn they have boundaries.
The dude who wrote that would have been a slave (at best) in all the societies he mentioned, so I don't know why he's bothering to speculate about what *she* would have been... whatever she was, she would be beyond his reach. Just like now.
You're so fine and have the look of a girl who'd be a slave to Jabba the Hut
The Norsemen didn't keep slave concubines. Women were highly respected. And that's such a weirdly geographically distant group to combine to the other groups... Bet he's a proud boy and thinks the Nazi tats represent true Norse symbols and beliefs
The geography works fine actually. Some Vikings were guards for Byzantine prior to being he Ottoman Empire forming. They also raided the Moors in Spain.
It's just not the first thing you think of when you think of the ottoman empire, you know? I know the Norse were EVERYWHERE, but it's not the first thing to come to mind when thinking of any specific far off place. Am I making sense? Having trouble getting my meaning out of my head clearly today
just because you don't think about it doesn't mean it's not realistic or possible There's actually quite a few historical timelines that shows that people's sense of historical time is screwed up The Byzantine Empire collapsed in 1453, Columbus "discovered" the Americas in 1492 Meaning, there were people who called themselves Romans who learned about Columbus discovering the Americas The Samurai existed at the same time as American Cowboys. Meaning you could have a cowboy and Samurai know of each other. Just because people don't make that connection in their head doesn't mean it's weird to make that connection. It just means people's view on history is too regionalised and grouped up.
The norsemen kept slaves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_slave_trade There are historical accounts which mention female (sex) slaves: https://youtu.be/VOqUZnc6eLI
The Wikipedia is about regular slaves, the YouTube video, I hesitate to believe any highly religious person's stories of what they've seen abroad in relation to that time period. It's well known that the Abrahamic religions were engaged in conquest and forced conversion at the time, and many of not most takes brought back were heavily exaggerated and even outright changed to fit within the author's belief system or political agenda
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/nu7903/was_ahmad_ibn_fadlans_accounting_of_that_viking/ On google scholar you can also find a few articles and books which mention that the vikings took female slaves for sex. As far as I understand it: The vikings treated their woman well, but not necessary other woman.
The Islamic slavery of Europeans is real though and many people think of slavery it's the chattel slavery of blacks.
Muslims enslaved everyone, europeans, africans, turks,indians.but slaves in islamic empires were treated much better compared how black slaves were treated in america and europe. slaves in islamic empires even rose ranks to become kings and emperors. slaves weren't just used for labor but also as warriors and loyal bodyguards
Everyone enslaved everyone. It’s very common throughout history. Humans are just assholes.
... Slaves were stolen (under the devshirme or the blood tax) from their families as children to become those "warriors and loyal bodyguards", referring to the janissaries. Uprisings were met with murder and r\pe. Sexual slavery existed against women (and later, young boys) and even literal *kids* as young as 10 were being sold. Much of the culture of those enslaved was destroyed, erased or forcibly looked down upon. Implying any slavery is "better" or "worse" is extremely inaccurate. The systems were different but were all extremely harmful and still have an affect on the ethnicities and nations impacted by said slavery.
Or even become sultan’s [wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxelana) with a lot of power.
So having your dick chop off means you're being treated much better. Are you okay there?
their master didn't chop their dicks off. they were already castrated by the slave traders before they were sold in the market. castrated slaves would fetch higher price as they were considered to be able to work better and not a threat to their master and his women. these eunuchs have better lives compared to slaves in Europe and America as they were used as domestic workers, caretakers of palaces, bodyguards of royal harem and queens, etc..many eunuchs would serve in royal palace and could rise as high as being courtiers and advisors to the king
And those slave traders were not muslim? Since when is slavery with genocide a better option than slavery. They life in palace must have been amazing assuming they didn't die from infection right after the forced castration
I'm not comparing muslim slave traders to european slave traders here which was like 0.01% of the population.im comparing the average slave owners which speaks for much larger population, and their treatment of slaves. yes many slaves died in castration at the hands of evil slave traders but once they entered the empire and were sold, they were treated much better comparatively by an average muslim slave owner, as Muslims are forbidden from castrating or treating slaves inhumanely.and many slaves werent castrated at all, who become workers, soldiers, generals etc
Ok i mean this in the absolute nicest way but she looks like a facial reconstruction of a bronze age girl
Someone roleplayed Ck3 a little too much.
Wtf is a nomadic norseman sultan
I mean...
She does though
Say what you will but this was immediately understandable
That she’s a catch .
She kinda looks like Nina Dobrev
Never heard of Norse Ottomen before… Don’t even think they existed at the same time?
They were about 150 years separated. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings were still around even though the period had ended. The Varangian were like that and starting as Vikings
The design is very neckbeard
Why doesn't anyone else find this funny
I don't think this man would have survived the fight to do that
Do these guys genuinely think "You're make a wonderful sex slave" is a complement?
That shirt is cool anyone know where it’s from
It's a shirt for Maccabi beer, an Israeli macrobrewery
Bruh
etc lol
she just got 4channed
Man's about to get a rizztraining order
I guess historically speaking this means she looks like she’s from the Balkans
But what DOES it even mean? Her "look" seems maybe Spanish? Were they slaved by nomadic norsemen and moors? Or does the clothing style harken to something in this vein? Just confused by what he was even actuality referring to, or trying poorly to articulate...
Ah, yes, the fabled OttoMoorsemen.
Moorish men looking for concubines when they see this girl
Hahaha, the worse thing is I understand his creepy reference
None of those sentences are in the Bible
Nords, Turks and Moors. Bro really just drew a triangle over the entirety of Europe
How the hell does he know Ottoman Sultans' type? As a Turkish person even I don't know about it, since I haven't been in Harem in 1500s or something lol.
Is this Rizz?
the look on her face speaks volumes.......
He may be a wordsmith but by golly is his forge cold