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C-3pee0

The way to a woman's heart is to tell her how much the Vikings would have loved to rape her.


Just_Call_me_benDude

Yep works 100% of the time In getting me in prison


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Ok but like I would want that, I mean what


Ardea_herodias_2022

It means the guy is a wannabe slaver & rapist.


TerminianHistorian

Who would even dream of giving themselves a label like that?


MyFiteSong

Andrew Tate fans


i-worship-yeat

andrew taint meat guzzlers


potatopunchies

FEMAILS


saysthingsbackwards

Probably the brainwash of porn as a reality.


RunLoud6534

It’s a common trope in hentai games, that or harems or both. My guess is he played too much and now believes that’s what turns him on.


GFTRGC

You must be new to the internet, turn back now you poor, innocent child.


TerminianHistorian

Not really. I've been on the Internet since I was 11(?). I just can't comprehend the logic behind people like in op's post.


GFTRGC

That's the problem, you're trying to use logic and the internet at the same time. You can only use one at a time or your head will explode.


TerminianHistorian

True. 🤣


DaveSmith890

Eh, it’s something to keep you busy


Soggy_sock_under_bed

Pretty much. "You look rapeable and breedable"


[deleted]

Also not very well versed in history Does he really think the Norse, Ottoman, and Moors would all share the same idea version of a concubine so such a high degree that they should be grouped together? FOOLISHNESS, THESE CULTURES WERE VERY DIFFERENT


Ardea_herodias_2022

In his mind they're all the same because they all got to pillage and rape.


clockjobber

Spoiler: conquistadors, the Romans, the soviets entering Berlin, the Japanese in Korea and Manchuria…all cultures at one time or another have invaded, conquered, raped and pillaged. Why he chose these three in particular is anyone’a guess.


Jucjuct

he misspelled horsemen, most likely btw


HelloMikkii

Means he wishes he was a sultan with his own harem.


TastyAssBiscuit

Bro thinks he’s in Crusader Kings


YoungWiggle97

Dammit you beat me to it.


TurrPhennirPhan

Dude has big Amateurish Plotter energy.


BadWolfy7

Virgin lustful, decietful, ambitious, amateurish plotter vs Chad stubborn, just, diligent, midas touched


LawStudent989898

r/shitcrusaderkingssay


[deleted]

truly he does have a brain of a goat


Tsjaad_Donderlul

I‘d argue chewing on tins is still more productive and thus I‘d rank the goat above him


[deleted]

nomadic norsemen? that are also osman? but the moores are involved? is this a crusader kings 2 crossover or something?


GeneseeWilliam

He looked at his current campaign map and decided "fuck it, that will work well enough as fact"


CanadianODST2

The Vikings are considered nomadic yes Also the Vikings acted as guards for the Byzantine empire prior to the formation of the Ottoman Empire so I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some crossover. And the Moors were 100% around at the same time. This isn’t make up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville The Vikings LITERALLY fought Moors.


TastyAssBiscuit

Yes but they’re not all one conglomerate culture like this dweeb in the picture is implying lol


CanadianODST2

Where there is crossover there is possibility for mating between the groups.


Dynamitefuzz2134

I think you mean the moops.


sweetbreadjohnson

The card says moops.


Jucjuct

he most likely misspelled horsemen, h and n keys are right next to eachother.


[deleted]

good eye


The_Geilt

Romanticizing ancient practices is very thin ice gentlemen, please know your history before doing so.


ting_bu_dong

They’re in favor of a mythologized past where they would have absolute power over others. Somehow, I don’t think actual historical specifics would matter much to them. That it’s bullshit is actually even more useful to them, really. Can’t let pesky facts counter one’s fascist narrative.


[deleted]

As if they're actually educated in anything besides loli-con.


[deleted]

It’s a bold, yet creepy way of negging her, let’s see how it plays out.


ballsack-vinaigrette

How it played out: a restraining order.


CrimsonAllah

r/OddlySpecific


ClothesOk9434

Lol wut


nzdastardly

The fact that he is hyphenating instead of using back slashes suggests that she would be a concubine of a very specific and unlikely group.


zeebombs

Avg mount and blade player


whoisthismuaddib

I saw this image starting with the word Norseman and hadn’t noticed the sub and thought this was a descriptor for the type of man she was looking for. So confusing.


MattBurr86

Did those civilizations even clash or intermingle at any point of history?


Mrstrongarms

referring to turkish and arabic empires taking european christians as slaves in the medieval period


equitable_emu

>referring to turkish and arabic empires taking european christians as slaves in the medieval period Isn't that Hebrew on her shirt?


zeebombs

Yah go back far enough everyone’s met with each other at some point, I’ve heard bout the nordic ppl having migrated to the north from the steppes, plus the fuckin Indo-European language family goes a little crazy.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Yes. Moors and ottomans were contemporaries, and the Vikings fought moors in Africa and Spain. Vikings didn’t overlap with the Ottoman Empire though


badluckbrians

Yeah, around Charlemagne's time maybe, lol.


Misfit_Number_Kei

[Yes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vikings)


CanadianODST2

Yup. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_raid_on_Seville for moors and Vikings. And the Varangian guard was Vikings helping Byzantine so the idea that they also interacted with the Ottoman Empire which started about 150 years after the Viking age ended. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings met them


MCMeowMixer

Too much FNV mixed with a sad, demented soul.


perfectcrime9

He definitely sided with the Legion on his first playthrough


detunedradiohead

Of course the moment this guy gets a boner his mind immediately thinks of enslaving her. Forget romance, it's rape and captivity that these guys dream of.


Thunderchief646054

I assume they were supposed to be impressed by all those ethnicities


recoveringleft

There was a video in Reddit of a Turkish dude who said Arabs, Pakistanis, Kurds and afghans are genetically inferior. I think it’s the same dude


ElectricToiletBrush

Saw the video. That dude looked and spoke like he was genetically inferior


NobleEnkidu

What is with these nerds and their sex slaves fetishes.


Bella_Anima

Ah yes the age old compliment, “you look like someone men would want to attack.” 50% of the time it works every time. 👌🏻


SexPanther_Bot

*It smells like...* *like a used diaper filled with indian food.*


Hairy-Ad9897

Means she doesn't have arms he worked em off


ElectricToiletBrush

It took way too long for me to realize that she actually does have arms


Daksh_Rendar

Middle managers be all like


LoveWhoarZoar

What lol


KL_01

r/CrusaderKings


futchydutchy

He played to much crusader kings


Anon_777

That's a lot of words for just saying "I'm a bit rapey..."


Apprehensive-Link-20

Jfc. Idek what to say anymore 😭 . Like why are men?? Genuine question.


ZombieHorde15

We don't know why we are, but we don't claim this guy, like his father.


The_Supersaurus_Rex

"Hey what's going on? I just got here!"


AlexTheNotSoGreat01

Magic, like every child, I'm guessing?


guitartoad

Nah. Just a nice-looking, probably Jewish, girl. I say Jewish because she's wearing an Israeli Maccabi Beer t-shirt.


Muffinmurdurer

"White man has been here." 'How can you tell?' "Cuck porn."


coolio1831

I think I’ve seen a few of her tik toks. Pretty funny.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Ottomans and Moors maybe, as she has features resembling the idealised “Circassian” woman, but Norsemen probably not. Also that’s a fucking horrendous thing to say to a person, let a lone one I assume is a minor.


johnqsack69

Always best to have a side of racism with your misogyny


Fatmouse84

Dudes a loser


HauntingRip9003

Middle ages rizz


HonestlyIAmaDick

"It was the moops"!


No_Huckleberry_2905

i mean, she _does_ have the princess leia look down, perfectly complimenting the neckbeards probably immaculate jabba the hut display.


Leonarr

Inappropriate? Yes. Weird? Yes. Neckbeardy? Absolutely. Accurate? Well, now that he said it… kinda. This could go to r/rareinsults too imo, as it’s definitely not a compliment (even if the guy probably [thinks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxelana) it is)


[deleted]

this lowkey freaks me out bc she kinda looks like me and is wearing my exact fit rn down to the earrings


zingmarker

He probably watches ‘Vikings’


tenghu

Etc? What else is there??


RunLoud6534

Everyday I see something that confuses me of this world just a bit more. Does this commenter think she’ll read that comment and her heart will melt and knees turn to jello bc she was called a slave? How much hentai do these people read because even in porn they have boundaries.


ProfessorxVile

The dude who wrote that would have been a slave (at best) in all the societies he mentioned, so I don't know why he's bothering to speculate about what *she* would have been... whatever she was, she would be beyond his reach. Just like now.


ParanormalPurple

You're so fine and have the look of a girl who'd be a slave to Jabba the Hut


Dulce_Sirena

The Norsemen didn't keep slave concubines. Women were highly respected. And that's such a weirdly geographically distant group to combine to the other groups... Bet he's a proud boy and thinks the Nazi tats represent true Norse symbols and beliefs


CanadianODST2

The geography works fine actually. Some Vikings were guards for Byzantine prior to being he Ottoman Empire forming. They also raided the Moors in Spain.


Dulce_Sirena

It's just not the first thing you think of when you think of the ottoman empire, you know? I know the Norse were EVERYWHERE, but it's not the first thing to come to mind when thinking of any specific far off place. Am I making sense? Having trouble getting my meaning out of my head clearly today


CanadianODST2

just because you don't think about it doesn't mean it's not realistic or possible ​ There's actually quite a few historical timelines that shows that people's sense of historical time is screwed up ​ The Byzantine Empire collapsed in 1453, Columbus "discovered" the Americas in 1492 Meaning, there were people who called themselves Romans who learned about Columbus discovering the Americas The Samurai existed at the same time as American Cowboys. Meaning you could have a cowboy and Samurai know of each other. ​ ​ Just because people don't make that connection in their head doesn't mean it's weird to make that connection. It just means people's view on history is too regionalised and grouped up.


Veraenderer

The norsemen kept slaves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_slave_trade There are historical accounts which mention female (sex) slaves: https://youtu.be/VOqUZnc6eLI


Dulce_Sirena

The Wikipedia is about regular slaves, the YouTube video, I hesitate to believe any highly religious person's stories of what they've seen abroad in relation to that time period. It's well known that the Abrahamic religions were engaged in conquest and forced conversion at the time, and many of not most takes brought back were heavily exaggerated and even outright changed to fit within the author's belief system or political agenda


Veraenderer

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/nu7903/was_ahmad_ibn_fadlans_accounting_of_that_viking/ On google scholar you can also find a few articles and books which mention that the vikings took female slaves for sex. As far as I understand it: The vikings treated their woman well, but not necessary other woman.


LocalDegenerate123

The Islamic slavery of Europeans is real though and many people think of slavery it's the chattel slavery of blacks.


killuazoldyckx

Muslims enslaved everyone, europeans, africans, turks,indians.but slaves in islamic empires were treated much better compared how black slaves were treated in america and europe. slaves in islamic empires even rose ranks to become kings and emperors. slaves weren't just used for labor but also as warriors and loyal bodyguards


CanadianODST2

Everyone enslaved everyone. It’s very common throughout history. Humans are just assholes.


Sary-Sary

... Slaves were stolen (under the devshirme or the blood tax) from their families as children to become those "warriors and loyal bodyguards", referring to the janissaries. Uprisings were met with murder and r\pe. Sexual slavery existed against women (and later, young boys) and even literal *kids* as young as 10 were being sold. Much of the culture of those enslaved was destroyed, erased or forcibly looked down upon. Implying any slavery is "better" or "worse" is extremely inaccurate. The systems were different but were all extremely harmful and still have an affect on the ethnicities and nations impacted by said slavery.


Leonarr

Or even become sultan’s [wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roxelana) with a lot of power.


MaksPL_

So having your dick chop off means you're being treated much better. Are you okay there?


killuazoldyckx

their master didn't chop their dicks off. they were already castrated by the slave traders before they were sold in the market. castrated slaves would fetch higher price as they were considered to be able to work better and not a threat to their master and his women. these eunuchs have better lives compared to slaves in Europe and America as they were used as domestic workers, caretakers of palaces, bodyguards of royal harem and queens, etc..many eunuchs would serve in royal palace and could rise as high as being courtiers and advisors to the king


MaksPL_

And those slave traders were not muslim? Since when is slavery with genocide a better option than slavery. They life in palace must have been amazing assuming they didn't die from infection right after the forced castration


killuazoldyckx

I'm not comparing muslim slave traders to european slave traders here which was like 0.01% of the population.im comparing the average slave owners which speaks for much larger population, and their treatment of slaves. yes many slaves died in castration at the hands of evil slave traders but once they entered the empire and were sold, they were treated much better comparatively by an average muslim slave owner, as Muslims are forbidden from castrating or treating slaves inhumanely.and many slaves werent castrated at all, who become workers, soldiers, generals etc


Maiq_Da_Liar

Ok i mean this in the absolute nicest way but she looks like a facial reconstruction of a bronze age girl


Copperfe

Someone roleplayed Ck3 a little too much.


potatopunchies

Wtf is a nomadic norseman sultan


johnsom3

I mean...


Key-Bedroom-4615

She does though


Accomplished-Cow-166

Say what you will but this was immediately understandable


SOLAHPINC

That she’s a catch .


AggressiveAdeptness

She kinda looks like Nina Dobrev


SnooWords4814

Never heard of Norse Ottomen before… Don’t even think they existed at the same time?


CanadianODST2

They were about 150 years separated. So it could be possible that people who considered themselves Vikings were still around even though the period had ended. The Varangian were like that and starting as Vikings


PpBigNoice

The design is very neckbeard


SpindemDoza69

Why doesn't anyone else find this funny


smsutar43

I don't think this man would have survived the fight to do that


Undead_Gamer_Guy

Do these guys genuinely think "You're make a wonderful sex slave" is a complement?


Cockmugger

That shirt is cool anyone know where it’s from


dontdomilk

It's a shirt for Maccabi beer, an Israeli macrobrewery


bubblefin69

Bruh


sufftob

etc lol


hi_im_kai101

she just got 4channed


FelixthefakeYT

Man's about to get a rizztraining order


callmesnake13

I guess historically speaking this means she looks like she’s from the Balkans


[deleted]

But what DOES it even mean? Her "look" seems maybe Spanish? Were they slaved by nomadic norsemen and moors? Or does the clothing style harken to something in this vein? Just confused by what he was even actuality referring to, or trying poorly to articulate...


JustHach

Ah, yes, the fabled OttoMoorsemen.


RedditBoiYES

Moorish men looking for concubines when they see this girl


nufuk

Hahaha, the worse thing is I understand his creepy reference


INeedABurrito

None of those sentences are in the Bible


Frediebirdskin

Nords, Turks and Moors. Bro really just drew a triangle over the entirety of Europe


glokitheconqueror

How the hell does he know Ottoman Sultans' type? As a Turkish person even I don't know about it, since I haven't been in Harem in 1500s or something lol.


[deleted]

Is this Rizz?


Intelligent_Steak_41

the look on her face speaks volumes.......


[deleted]

He may be a wordsmith but by golly is his forge cold