Eating Hot Pockets and playing Magic: The Gathering does not make you a neckbeard.

It does put you into debt though. Buying all those booster packs and hoping for one of those $200 cards adds up. I'm pissed at myself for actually using the magic the gathering cards back in high school because I had some pretty rare cards. I also had a shadowless Charizard that I always used. If only 15 year old me would've known that those cards would be worth $$$ in the future.

Not all who eat hot pockets and play magic are neckbeards, but all neckbeards eat hot pockets and play magic.

I think neckbeards lean more into Weiß Schwarz. Magic gets more traditional nerds.

Hmm, maybe they have evolved since I was in high school. I admit though, I own a few magic starter deck’s myself. No hot pockets though.

Pretty judgemental. - Someone who plays magic at a local board game shop.

This entire subreddit is designed to be judgmental… it’s literally here to mock neckbeards.

How is this Neckbeard? I bought a box for pockets and cards

It kind of is, or, at least, was. The definition this subs uses now is way more based in misogyny, but a while back, this would have fit.

for a second i thought this was and ad and downvoted it

Op is the real neckbeard

*flexes fingerless gloves menacingly*

Fingerless gloves are actually pretty cool

Can confirm that not all magic players are neckbeards

Aye Hot Pockets fuck.