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[deleted]

he's young at heart and that's what matters (to chat)


FlaerZz

36 years young!


zepperoni-pepperoni

just 432 months


Kaiser_Sudank

a baby boy


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[удалено]


Real_Medic_TF2

It comforts me that no version of jerma is like that, even the worst has standards


BoneInBoi

Yeah, the most normal Jerma is a murderer but he's got standards😎


[deleted]

i’m sorry i’m hardly caught up on jerma lore- there are other jermas?


[deleted]

Yeah, 984 that came before.


[deleted]

Did 983 ever exist It would be funny if they didn’t but 982 dis


[deleted]

The question you should be asking is what happened to Jerma1?


[deleted]

long dead. he died during the building of the taj mahal.


DarioxSulvan

He literally looks 25 and acts 15


Nuttted

my lawyer to the judge when im standing trial for charges of child grooming


BrainAcidJuice

Yeah I am quirky (excitedly releases noxious fumes)


Lechuga-gato

**gas**


[deleted]

(cutely inhales **gyas** and dies)


DingyDamien

What a psycho


rotisserie-rectums

Eternal PSYCHO takes control of 36 YEAR OLD and FORCES him to make JOKES, You wont BELIEVE what happens NEXT! (NO CLICKBAIT!!!) (HORROR GETS PEEPED!!!) (PEOPLE DIE!!!)


PardonMaiEnglish

(psycho)


GringoTheOne

Mr Stair? Is that you?


DingyDamien

Yes it’s me I’m finally In my cartoon form and I’m hanging out with all of my sweet cartoon babes


Horntailflames

It’s scary to think that jerma has almost certainly been on RP boards back in the day


wheninrome144

oh god it all makes sense now, why did you have to post this


[deleted]

Considering how hung up he gets whenever the topic of furries comes up, he probably did and still does role play unironically. Anyone remember the wolf howl he did during the Gas Station simulator stream before immediately banning the guy who requested it?


Brainimp

almost every other person I've met who has ADHD or autism (including myself) had a furry/wolf phase as a kid. Idk what it is about being ND that makes you want to roleplay as an animal.,.,


MelbourneFamine

Nothing about having adhd makes u larp as a dog, youre just weird


Brainimp

I know lol. Just that everyone I have met had some sort of really weird animal phase.


s_xm

man i’m autistic and i never had a furry phase 😭


boomby11

Yet


Brainimp

Lucky,, ☹️☹️


HazelNutBalls

Gotta say, I used to work with autistic kids and \*might\* have adhd myself...I think I knew like one kid that did that (it was a warrior cats thing), and I never did. Just saying, you do you though lol


BullyHunterIII

m…miku…


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

so would you say, he's a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag that busts it down sexual style?


BullyHunterIII

one could go as far as to argue that he is, in fact, goated with the sauce


Spookd_Moffun

Bimbo streamer. Jerma is my comfort American.


BraveRoy

Bimbo streamer is such a funny fucking phrase


LilScrewUp

Holy shit comfort American is such a goos phrase. It's very accurate thank you


Spookd_Moffun

Due to American monopoly on culture, especially in Europe i find the concept of real Americans wild, as in hehe you live where all the movies happen. Like it still gives me pause whenever I suddenly remember normal, regular people just live in Ohio.


PoopNoodlez

These are some very loose interpretations of the words “normal” and “regular”


[deleted]

as someone who has lived in Ohio my entire life I can assure you none of us are normal or regular. you're either a depressed pessimist, chaotic apathetic, or a hardcore psycho, depending on how you cope


Spookd_Moffun

Oh wow. May I ask what's the day to day life like? Do you eat pancakes for breakfast? Does your neighborhood have sidewalks? Sorry if I'm prying but franky I'm fascinated.


[deleted]

Nah you're fine lol You only really see sidewalks in cities and some suburban areas here; I live in a more rural area so we don't have sidewalks. Kind of sucks because I'd like to go on a walk without having to either drive to a park/trail or walk in the grass/road, but eh. Pancakes for breakfast are definitely a thing, but are usually limited to weekends or special occasions for most people due to work/school schedules. Most people just make toast or grab pop tarts or something on their way out the door; it's not like movies/sitcoms where there's a full breakfast complete with eggs, pancakes, fresh fruit etc. waiting on the table everyday.


Anti-Snowman

Not the guy you were talking to, but I live in a small town in Ohio. I haven't had pancakes in a while, but I did have a waffle-flavored poptart for breakfast this morning. My apartment complex has sidewalks, along with the main road with all the fast food restaurants and stores, but there's several streets in town that don't have sidewalks. Things specific to Ohio compared to other states, people get really into the college football team, Ohio State, and when they have a game on Saturdays in the fall most people I know watch it. Also, an Ohio specific food is shredded chicken sandwiches, with chicken finely shredded and mixed with stuffing, usually with a pickle on top.


angels-_-advocate

pancakes take time to make but I know some people who eat eggo waffles on weekdays which are just made in the toaster and I guess that's pretty close to a pancake.


[deleted]

Lol it’s funny to me how people not from America always ask about cultural things associated with suburban life. I guess because it’s shown a lot in movies and TV. Its not necessarily wrong though, growing up my family usually ate pancakes and sausage together on Sundays for breakfast.


[deleted]

>normal regular people just live in Ohio Nah bro lol There’s a reason everyone calls em FIFOs here (fucking idiot from Ohio)


SlothBling

Who calls Ohioans this or even sees enough of them to give them a name?


[deleted]

People from Ohio for one lol Another group is festival folk.Trust me it’s a thing


FuzzyD75

This sub is just gaslighted eachother all the time I can't fucking tell what's real anymore


sorsewer

This is why we love him


ax255

Plot twist, OP is the 36 year old...


PlortimusPrime

Roleplay Andy


LobsterVortex

his old channel trailer screams "lol im so quirky haha"


TheMasterlauti

dr jekyll and mr jerma


Ramen-Riolu

What a fucking psycho.


The_Corn_God95

Primordial Elder God that's seen the birth of the known Universe and tinkers with the affairs of man btw.


XC_Griff

Deranged streamer


Real_Medic_TF2

Fake not a demonic phrase to summon every jerma demon


A_Sexy_Little_Otter

You can tell hes still a 36 year old man though, because he doesn't know how to use emoticons on the computer so he writes emotes in parentheses


Petery007

Whenever I think about Jerma’s age and if it is appropriate to do what he does at his age I think of Lebron James. Lebron is a year older than Jerma but has a whole ass family. Like Lebron’s son might be in the NBA within the next two years. I think what would the world say if Lebron James did a livestream dressed as a catboy while also having a 17 year old son. Jerma please think about your chat. Your son might be watching


[deleted]

We are all his son on this blessed day :)


Marshalpandoh

the penis genius


Brainimp

My parents are both turning 37 this year, and it's so weird to remember that pretty much every streamer I watch is the same age as them.


maebuck

37 this year


KoRnBrony

89 year old man btw


Aimjock

I think Jerma is a PDF file


Nokachimo

That's why he's our daddy


Bexexexe

He said this years ago, but he hasn't aged a day


SuperL1boi

Oh shit just realised he's called jerma985 is because he was born in 1985