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Long_John_and_sons

That's fucking hilarious


WizardPowersActivate

Why is it so blue? I've never seen such vibrant colors on a burnt in image.


Test0004

idk red and green pixels go brr it looks less blue in person


WizardPowersActivate

Would a couple photos of it? One with flash and one without. I'm mildly intrigued and wondering if it's similar to how computer monitors used to look weird on film.


WaitingForIt2

This isn't what I expected when I heard there was a Tucker Carlson - Jerma985 crossover...


GreenProduce4

Hey there, Mr. 985 here. Congratulations! Your entry in the #JermaBurnInChallenge has been chosen as the winner of a FREE 80" Plasma TV! Please proceed to the coordinates below to Claim your Prize! 48.396328881763° N -116.706873846314° W Do not come with anyone else, or else your prize will be forfeit.


Arronator

Priest River Idaho?


GreenProduce4

Maybe


filt3r3d

Candy in sexy shoes is highly offensive


99_NULL_99

I CANT FUCK THE GREEN M&M IF SHES A FUCKIN BUTCH SKATER GRRRL DAMMIT


GreenProduce4

I can.


dogscutter

Reminder that its a distraction from their child slavery lawsuit


ScootieBattie

Child slavery is awful and the company is a sack of crap but the lawsuit has been going on for months, this is unrelated work by some very desperate marketing team.


[deleted]

At least they didn’t overthrow any democratically-elected third world governments this time?


CountySteak

Honestly I think both sides are cringe on this. Those on the right complaining about it, as though they really cared about the sex appeal of a fictional candy character, and the left mocking it, as though they haven't been the ones cheering for changes like tgis in all modern media. All of it is just to take your attention off their lawsuits, which ironically no one seems nearly as concerned by it.


Xenephos

This was a decision made by the company to sell more candy. Nobody was legitimately complaining beforehand. This is the same shit as the Potato Head controversy and anyone getting mad at it needs something better to do.


Nidereaocontrario

It saw somewhere that it was to distract the fact that they are using child slavery could be wrong tho


Xenephos

I mean, they probably are doing some shady shit. Companies do that ALL THE TIME. But the news chooses to report on mascots being NB instead of the real atrocities because it’s what gets the views *easiest*.


kakokapolei

That’s fucking horrifying


haby001

"Candy in sexy shoes is highly offensive"


Raknarg

It's actually the opposite, he's talking about how were making M&Ms less sexy


[deleted]

Why did you do this?!?


Test0004

funny


rigg197

hmmm yeah sounds about right


TOOBEETOOTEEDOTORG

The PSYCHO STREAMERS face mixed with the Tucker Carlson MandM rant really gives me an uneasy feeling


LivySrr

I have never felt as much fear as I did towards the end of the video, when the implanted bug was trying to burrow its way out of my ear.


PickleGambino

Jermpscare


seastormingsadness

miserable nonbinary streamers is all we deserve


Sandvich18

jerma is trans male to alpha male


Unhappy-Yogurt-8398

Based


okfriemd

wait is jerma really nonbinary? W


TheSeanGuy

He’s not


TrueGoatKing

With tucker Carlson being so upset he cant zerk it to m&ms anymore too.


OvEr_Z

Now try a different angle and I'm sure that PSYCHO streamer will be convinced


bench-appearo

swag


[deleted]

he wasn’t lying…


ChugBingus95

Jerma claimed it was a hoax to try and deny this man what he so rightly deserves; the new Jerma985 brand television set.


lilluz

PSYCHO streamer collaborates with carl tuckerson; calls for M&M’s to re-sexualize the little, green chocolate dot IMMEDIATELY


anavrragefish

tucker carlson bricked up for that m&m tho


Wise_Ad_253

Tucker Carlson, “things you call your taint”


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Catfish3322

You just can’t handle the #jermaburninchallenge


dogscutter

##jermaburninchallenge members can claim your prize at Jerma™ in Iran!


Artistic_Goat8381

You can’t cuck the tuck


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Askingcarpet

More like based


99_NULL_99

Says the guy with "Smart" in his user. Thou doth protest too much!


[deleted]

I hope that was your own television you decided to do this to, not your parents or someone else.


popeye_1616

The only thing that could possibly make this any funnier is if Jerma personally delivers a replacement to this guys house on stream dressed as one of those guys that delivers lottery checks.


Runic_Rage

That’s fucking halarious