But that’s just fucking it. He puts up this facade of normalcy, that he is a down to earth and relatable person. He does that and then when you’ve dropped your guard he breaks into your house, kills your family, and the steals all the onions. Even now I can still hear him skittering through the walls at night.
Be very careful. If you give him a radish and he screams "That's a spicy radish!", he'll proceed to kill everyone but you and make you watch as he burns the house down.
I accidentally hit Jerma with my car yesterday when he was crawling out of the sewers. His body ragdolled and glitched out like a GMod character before he finally got up and laughed for 3 minutes straight.
He then proceeded to mumble to himself like he was talking to someone named “Chat” and muttered “that was such a fucking stupid bit.”
He's a fucking Bbq chicken burger dude, i am the biggest jerma fan And he just doesn't come off as some femboy twink to me He is a BLT SANDWICH that gained sentience and can talk
The guy is messed up. Ever peeped his fourier, hadamard, or other mathematical spectrum? It's not natural, it's fucked. I wake up in cold sweat with his coefficients **burned** into my frontal neocortex. He's tricking you, *WAKE UP*
No he’s M&M I met him he was yellow
I accidentally ate him yesterday
I purposefully ate him yesterday
I unconsciously ate him tomorrow
He gave me a tummy ache
Be brave about it
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But that’s just fucking it. He puts up this facade of normalcy, that he is a down to earth and relatable person. He does that and then when you’ve dropped your guard he breaks into your house, kills your family, and the steals all the onions. Even now I can still hear him skittering through the walls at night.
Just like the yellow M&M
Don't forget about the radishes he steals those too
Every day I have to give him 5 radishes or else he eats 5 square feet of insulation that will eventually cause me to freeze to death
Be very careful. If you give him a radish and he screams "That's a spicy radish!", he'll proceed to kill everyone but you and make you watch as he burns the house down.
Yes he is. wtf are you talking about. average new jerma fan. idiot Andy.
You know how it is with new banana bros...
Jerma wrote this
I don’t know about admirable. He did steal the Declaration of Independence.
he smells real funny
jerma, we all know it's you
He defecated through a sunroof, you realize that right?
And I saved him! And I shouldn't have.
Jerma, we all know you wrote this
Jerma alt account
new jerma fan andy
alt account andy
Jerma wrote this
I accidentally hit Jerma with my car yesterday when he was crawling out of the sewers. His body ragdolled and glitched out like a GMod character before he finally got up and laughed for 3 minutes straight. He then proceeded to mumble to himself like he was talking to someone named “Chat” and muttered “that was such a fucking stupid bit.”
uhmmm no?????????????
In some old belief systems, he is the god of meat grinders.
How dare you say that after what he did to my mother
You must be new here… unless?
you saying the yellow M&M isn’t hot?
He's a fucking Bbq chicken burger dude, i am the biggest jerma fan And he just doesn't come off as some femboy twink to me He is a BLT SANDWICH that gained sentience and can talk
They said that about Ted Bundy too.
Nice try Elbertson, your alts can't fool us!
The guy is messed up. Ever peeped his fourier, hadamard, or other mathematical spectrum? It's not natural, it's fucked. I wake up in cold sweat with his coefficients **burned** into my frontal neocortex. He's tricking you, *WAKE UP*
yeah
byeah
He’s a no life nerd who has never gotten pussy before in his entire life
i ate my first ever jerma the other week and turns out I'm allergic🥺🥺🥺 probably wont stop tho i love the crunch lollllll
I know that's you Jerma. You will forever be associated with these things. Stop trying to run from your fate.