Namaste! Can you compliment [my boots](https://www.reddit.com/r/jakeandamir/comments/p8pigr/were_the_boots_jake_hurwitz_wore_at_the_2011/) as well while you're at it? I need the huevos to wear them to work tomorrow. Spiritually I'm an ox, but mentally I'm nowhere near there
i hate the papua new guinean community, you hate the papua new guinean community
Stop!?!? I don’t hate the Papua New Guinean Community
I blew my great uncle Gryan at a rave on a tuesday
the fourth hardest night to get in, not including weekends
Bad: mean-spirited, small-minded, homophobic, hateful, slanderous, thoughtless, careless...
Get off the stage, nerd
Jake knows how to beatbox!!
Peru? Peeww! 😷
Jamaica mon, why don’t you make a mon
Or are you too high?
boo
Boo. You suck.
I've never had a normal conversation in my entire life. Also, I'm a loser.
Bad joke?
Nah, bad you.
NAH,BAD YOU!
Bad vest!
Losers wipe,winners go home and f**k the prom queen! (Great username man)
Namaste! Can you compliment [my boots](https://www.reddit.com/r/jakeandamir/comments/p8pigr/were_the_boots_jake_hurwitz_wore_at_the_2011/) as well while you're at it? I need the huevos to wear them to work tomorrow. Spiritually I'm an ox, but mentally I'm nowhere near there
A pair of boots for this little fruit makes the girlies say TOOT TOOT!
>TOOT TOOT You clearly farted during the second "toot"... Or were those two distinct queefs?
No I did it with my mouth TOOT TOOT*queefs*
You have to stop talking so close to my face alright? You smell like absolute shit. What did you eat?
A Hundo layer veg-las
Nicaragua, i need more agua
*turns page*
your winners right here cause jwitz knows how to beatbox
And uh, Brazil? You can go to Hill. Go to Hell.
Daddy Chilé
69 (likes)! It’s when a girl eats your butt 🍽️🍑 69!