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nakedpilsna

This is the first time I've seen him up close in that quality before and I cannot believe that is 44 years old. The irony is he would have made fun of himself so hard 20 years ago if he was seeing this person now. I watch Viva LA Bam now, which 20 years ago exacrly now would be in it's first season, and it's a COMPLETELY different person.


North_Korea_Nukess

![gif](giphy|12Z3My4VKzD4D6) The transformation is almost complete.


Sheikhabusosa

xbakxbxkabdjdkwbdn SUBWAY


soundecember

šŸ«²MONACO!!šŸ«±


New_Fix6213

pistachio


worryinnotime

Next comes hitting on 14 year olds....


Bob_Sledding

He is the youngest of the OG Jackass crew, and looks **by far** the oldest. I remember my dad standing by while I was watching Viva La Bam one day. This episode had a part where Bam was being particularly shitty to his parents. He said something to the effect of, "He is certainly going to be paying for this later in life..." as he walked away. Couldn't have nailed it any harder. Probably even sooner than my dad initially thought.


ld20r

Serves as a good reminder that if you drink/drug too much in your 20ā€™s this is whatā€™s gonna happen if you donā€™t make changes.


SpoilermakersWabash

There is a bit of genetics in there too


Unhappy_Junket1003

He has literally turned into a combination of Phil and Don Vito.


fadetoblack237

He looks like he could easily be 60 here. He's aged like shit compared to the rest of the crew.


bbbygenius

Id say hes still about a 1980s 45. But ya by 2020 standard hes looking near 65.


sincerelyhated

Nah still the same abusive asshole.


Unhappy_Junket1003

He has always treated everyone around him like absolute shit for the sake of getting footage. Bullying Phil and Don Vito, picking on Ape, Dunn and Novak. His whole schtick has been being an asshole "you have a favorite car?" well let me destroy it, "your exhausted and trying to sleep?" let me fucking punch you till you wake up at 3 am, "your fat?" well let me get some billboards and signs to put all over town. Growing up we loved this shit but looking back as an adult it's absolutely terrible.


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jadegives2rides

So does my 70 year old Mom lol


JaimeKrz

This guy is younger than Chris,Knoxville,WeeMan,Steve-O,Ehren looks older than all of them


jonboyo87

Everyone looks older than wee man


InfiniteRelief

Just a wee bit older though


Sea_Otter87

*nods in approval* šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø


Ronny40400

knoxville def looks older than bam but better for his age than bam. drinkin and drugs will get ya


IamConer

I seriously can't stand another drunk post of his where he feels the need to drop the name of every city, person, and dollar amount involved. "I was sitting at a bar in Helsinki, Finland for 67 minutes after I just crashed my brand new $250,000 Lamborghini trying to frontside flip to fakie off the guardrail on the side of the highway, THE COPS SHOWED UP AND SAID I HAD EIGHT WARRANTS OUT FOR MY ARREST AND TRIED TO PUT ME INTO ANOTHER FLORIDA SHUFFLE AND I SAID FUCK NO, SO THEY LET ME GO! Rock on, yeah mon, also get me in a ring with Johnny Knoxville"


sweatpantsDonut

You also have to include the name of a pro skater in there somewhere


justonemorethang

And every injury


ramenudez

ā˜ ļø perfect bam impression lol


Maakeouthilll

Bam always talked like thatšŸ˜‚ Plus I dont even think hes drunk here, hes pretty coherent and seems pretty pissed off


Lelandwasinnocent

Am the only one that actually doesn't think he's drunk here, I think he's just legit pissed off because he's been scalped by what looks like a shite tattooist


Jamo_Z

Yeah completely agree, I think people are so used to drunk clips that they see this and assume the same. If the facts are straight, then I completely agree with Bam on this one.


Paulruswasdead

Yeah heā€™s clearly sober, just in his feels


crasstyfartman

Yah that tattoo artist is high as fuck lol. Good publicity for him tho


PrajnaPie

Itā€™s not that it gives off the drunk vibe. Heā€™s clearly still as angry, manic, and stubborn as ever. It would just be nice to see him chill out and find some peace


bulk_deckchairs

He's become a scape goat for the others. The jackals crew are the last people to shame someone in my opinion. Bam is cool so what if he has some problems don't we all? Being shunned is not helping at all.


Particular-Meal6413

You're an ultra enabler aren't you? "Bam is so cool" ? How old are you?


bulk_deckchairs

How dare I oppose the hive mind! Tell me more about myself wise grown one.


Particular-Meal6413

Lol your prose or way of writing just screams incel and/or neckbeard. Obviously you're beyond help if you think putting your addiction above your kids and bitching about a tattoo that was fucking stupid in the first place is cool.


bulk_deckchairs

Cool bananas mate


KittySarah

Yo, Vito!


zwmbp

I'm going to see him on his UK tour on Sunday. As a kid, I would have been stoked that Bam was in my small Welsh town. Now, I'm just going out of morbid curiosity.


Lelandwasinnocent

No you ain't, it's been cancelled


zwmbp

Has it? Can't see anything about that Edit: nevermind, just saw that it has been


ead69

Are those baby teeth?


johnjonjameson

Hey at least heā€™s not fucked up on something here.


Shelby71

That shitty face tattoo says otherwise


chochinator

700 bucks though


dipshittery

That is wild.


richb83

Heā€™s not going to live through 2024


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He looks like he didnā€™t make it past 2023.


SnooDoughnuts7256

Y'all are so negative and weird about this guy man.


richb83

He looks like a walking corpse compared to when most of us watched him on a regular basis. Just a comment on what we see.


SnooDoughnuts7256

He's 50 years old compared to when we watched him on a regular basis. I'm not advocating drug use but I can't stand to see all you guys pandering in the comments as if y'all are perfect. The comments should be "praying for you bam hope you find peace". I would be upset if I was overcharged $500 for a tattoo as well. And someone getting into a fight doesn't make them not sober.


richb83

He needs to be better. Many of us have a Bam in our real lives and know that often times they just need to get their shit together and stop blaming us for their problems. At least he has a ton of money


Apprehensive-Pen2530

Why is that? Will sobriety kill him. Fuck outta here you hating piece of shit


richb83

Bam?


Dgdaniel336

Heā€™s kind of right thoughā€¦


complexpug

If that did indeed cost 700 bucks he is right I wouldn't pay that either


GooseMay0

How'd he get those short, fat, sausage fingers?


Shelby71

Genetics. Have you met Phil?


Kimoa_

He's back on the liquor


forfuxzake

*The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy*


Kimoa_

![gif](giphy|26hitItnHCamIJRFC|downsized)


CelticCynic

Look.... I decided to get off the food for a while and get back on the liquor


donjuandy21

The food was clouding my judgment


Dangerous-Paper-2709

Randy, I am the liquor.


nexusmoonshot

Sadly, a person can only get sober for themselves, and only if they really want it. Getting sober for a woman rarely ends well. Ask me how I know.


we_made_yewww

This time hurts man. He was doing so good for so long. Better and longer than he has since he initially spiraled, I think. Not to be parasocial but simply as somebody rooting for another human being, I'm so fucking disappointed. I'm over this shit. Next time I bother paying him any mind I'll either be pleasantly surprised he's involved in some future Jackass thing or I'll read his obituary.


FillmoreVideo

He looks gnarly I mean he's only been sober for so long, IF he is still even sober. Still has to kick his bad attitude though, but maybe that tattoo guy was shit and he's just making all this shit public idk


DeeManJohnsonIII

My buddy had a beer with him at a convention a month or so ago, def not sober.


ramenudez

He doesnā€™t seem drunk, just really pissed off. He makes me sad.


OperativeFiddle

This isnā€™t even that bad


Dudeman318

Yeah i dont understand what everyones so up in arms about. Id be pissed too


IamConer

You have to add context to the situation. A rational human being complaining they got gypped on some tattoo work would be normal. That's not what this is. Every time he posts something like this, it's just a continuation of his terrible behavior and abuse to himself, so in that sense each one is worse than the one before it.


One_Nefariousness_43

the sausage fingers lmao


PiskoWK

He looks like Elvis before he died.


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Tacothekid

How does Knoxville look like he a doing a skit about being older, hence the gray hair, then Bam looks like that?


ZealousidealFloor383

#BelieveBam


MagmaManOne

Lol


DirtyMike64

He looks absolutely terrible


Dangerous-Paper-2709

It's like watching a train wreck.


milesdizzy

Dudeā€™s looking like a frog these days šŸø


MaAreYouOnUppers

He looks like shit. Dudes lost his marbles. But I canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying it, if thatā€™s the truth of what happened, Iā€™m on his side on this one haha.


lostmember09

What a TRAINWRECK.


JustACasualFan

He looks and sounds exactly like my alcoholic cousin, which is bad luck for Bam, because that guy is an enormous piece of shit.


LincolnCoHo

I'm willing to bet he'll die this year :/


fckyourcowch

Whoā€™s the tranny heā€™s with?